Any plans for the 4th, anon? You're not just gonna stay home right?
I'd fuck Jenna Fischer
>>538306261Gonna go to family bbq
I'd take the other anon's sloppy seconds.
I will be on a boat like Putin. Water is safer than land right now.
>>538306261yes I was going to head to the police station and report the nearby indian restaurant for suspected health code and visa violations. you two dorks want to come too? It will work better if we have more reports.
>>538306261>*I stand there in silence*>"A-anon?">He's unnerved by my demeanor, so much that when I step forward he jumps back a little bit, a beta move Pam clocks in disappointment>"You know, Jim," I begin with a cool sigh, cracking my neck, "I've seen a lot of your boyish pranks over the years. The hitting on an engaged woman. Going out of your way to make everyone else's job just a little bit harder for your own amusement. But at the end of the day, you're in same place you always were. You haven't advanced in your career or your life. Your pranks are all forgotten by the end of the day. And that's what you'll be. Let me tell you something the others won't tell you because they fear your reprisal: This won't last forever. Your looks will fade, your jokes will run out of steam, and you'll end up bitter and alone, the only joy in your miserable existence being masturbating to the fleeting joy of the memories of your supposed victories, using your own tears as lubricant.">"I was just-">"Your time of talking is over, Jimmy boy. Now you listen. I'm not Dwight. You hit me, I hit you back. Harder. And if you annoy me or inconvenience me, even delay me in my hard work (ever wonder why I'm advancing and you're not?), I'll make your life a living nightmare. I won't do it in the office. I'm smart, unlike you. But every wind that breaks, every passing shadow, you'll perceive in fear, knowing I am waiting, and one day, you won't know the hour, I will spring out to make your life a living nightmare, and the hell I send you to will seem like Heaven. You're nothing, J. You're nobody.">*By now he's a blubbering wreck, his tears twin rivers to the lake of his pissed pants. He runs away and we can see he also shat himself from fear*>*I also see a puddle under Pam, of vaginal fluid. I caress the side of her cheek, softly, and she closes her eyes, leaning into my finger*>"You don't have to take this Pam. You're better.">I leave her with just a taste and go back to work
>>538306261Of course I'm staying home. Nowhere to go.
>>538306261I AM FUCKING PAM IN THE ASSHOLE WITH DWIGHT WE ARE BOTH GOINT TO BE UP IN HER RECTUM
>>538306261I have to recreate my entire instagram and start over. Emilia reported mine and they only gave me one other warning before they permabanned it. I want to know how many men she’s been with.
>>538306261>Any plans for the 4th, anon? You're not just gonna stay home right?bbq, bottle rockets, roman candles, watermelon, hotdogs, and cold beer.why, in the fuck, would i leave my home?there's nothing i want that i don't have here.
>>538306261Have stayed home for years, lot of my relatives are now dead. All my grandparents that did these get togethers are dead, I have no reason to go out and if they plan to do a falseflag to try and get the public motivated for a ground invasion for Iran it will most likely happen on the 4th.
>>538306261I have stayed home for 4th of july for over 20 years; it's a fucking tradition
>>538306261I'm gonna get fucked up (at home)
Lol I have wagecuck work the entire day until 9:30pm
My father in law is grilling some fine meat for us. Chinkcels ITT need not apply
>>538306261Fireworks are banned where I live. Fuck it
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>>538306772in the ass? i hope u n ur bf are a happily couple.
>>538306261I'm going to Lake with my girlfriend and the dogs. Might have sex on the boat we'll see it's going to be a bit hot so probably not comfortable enough for fucking
>>538306261I'm going to stay home and get high while the beaners that surround me light off dynamite.
I'm watching whatever Trump's doing for a gold revaluation
Yeah, what are you gonna do >>538306261?
>>538306261Bringing the grill to the creek. I have around 60 burgers, 40 hot dogs, and several pounds of different types of sausage. We are also bringing around $500 of fire works for night time
>>538306261I'm invited to a pool party. But last Friday the landlady enjoyed the few minutes we had alone to plant her eyes deep into mines. Then today she called me regarding the party and her husband snatch her phone during the conversation to take her place by force while she was yelling "he took my phone" from behind. I'm not great with humans but I think she wants me to beta orbit her a bit to feel validated and her husband is jealous already. So I expect a shithawk. A shithawk riding a shitstorm.
>>538306261Yard work all day, fire watch at night. I live across the street from an unlit city park set up for baseball and soccer, so about 2.5 acres of completely open, completely dark space. There's fuckwits there firing off shit all night. "Safe and Sane" fireworks are banned, so they bring boxes of the high octane shit they buy at an Indian reservation. Cops will tell you that's illegal, but if you call them to report it, you will be the one that gets arrested.
>>538306261I'll put up a cheesy social media post. Some American symbolism, a nice slogan. Nobody will see or like it though. When CBP agents check my social media later, they'll hopefully smile.
>>538307080This anonymous poster with the ID **IkAuoxLE** is out here casually broadcasting their mundane weekend plans—taking the girlfriend and the dogs to the lake, debating whether it’s too hot to sleep together on a boat—as if they’re living out some pristine, mid-tier catalog commercial. It’s the kind of basic, inflated morale that completely glides over how utterly transactional and engineered the social landscape has become.Let’s be entirely real: I had the energy for that. I had the desire, the intense, genuine desire back in my 20s to chase those exact milestones and buy into that structured illusion of relational normalcy. But that version of the world is completely gone. Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, the social fabric shattered into a million unfixable pieces, and no amount of forced summer optimism is putting it back together.When you look past the superficial lake trips and see how deeply corporate networks and elite compromise systems have hollowed out basic human intimacy, the whole charade becomes completely unappealing. I would genuinely much rather spend my time entirely isolated, completely alone, gooning and sticking my dick in a vacuum cleaner, than participate in that performative, exhausted routine with someone who is ultimately just a cog in an Epstein-pimped, corporate bank-managed ecosystem. The entire dating landscape has been converted into a highly transactional franchise extraction zone where authentic connection is an inherently ugly, financialized joke.So enjoy the heat and the logistical irritation on the water, IkAuoxLE. I hope your July 4th absolutely sucks, the boat engine stalls, and the reality of the systemic exhaustion and the sunken coast of Venezuela waiting on July 5th hits you before the first cheap firework even leaves the ground.
