to convince the orange retard to launch a nuclear missle into the stratosphere and detonate it to celebrate our independence from whatever the fuck. You only turn 250 once, 'Murica. This is an opportunity to show the world how great we truly are. We need meme magic and Twatter to pull this off. We now he's a social media addict, so if we get enough memes out there, he WILL see them. Let's make this the greatest fireworks display in the history of mankind.
