Remember when the most famous American journalist was shocked to find out that in other countries they have fresh bread and real food for sale in stores that are located within walking distance from your home?
The fact that he is shocked that things are cheaper in poor countries is astounding. Boomers used to worship a guy who can't figure out that bread cost less in Moscow than new York city.
Anything is possible once a fine selection of prostitutes is sent to one's hotel room.
If you've ever had European Bread or Russian Bread, it's in a class of it's own, you try it and you're amazed, it's healthy and it's an orgasm in the mouth area. You come back to America and sample every bread in the bread and bakery isle and you're like, what the fuck, America, the first world country everyone crows about, it doesn't have BREAD.That's what Tucker was marveling at, the grocery store was 100x nicer than anything you can find in the USA, and the people walking around carried themselves with dignity of the gods and took care of themselves and their appearance.And the CIA agent had to come to grips with the fact that he's not living in a first world country, strictly speaking.
>>538319428If you didn't catch on to that entire visit being a blatant propaganda piece, I have a bridge to sell you.
>>538319428Grocery stores are the pinnacle of civilization.
>>538319428you should see china. its mind boggling how much stores and food they have, pizza breads, nice little sausage in bun things on display under the lights in stores, and it goes on forever. And theres no homeless people, or housing crises, or crime, or niggers. seriously zero niggers in China essentially. zero jeets. delicious food, people are happy. We however in the west got looted by Jews and replaced by shitskins. we are on the brink of collapse also. CHINA NUMBA WON!! (unironically)
American "bread" is like air it's so thin and porous. European and Russian breads, npw those are bread--hearty,. thick, filling. American bread, just like American cheese, is a fake imitation of the real thing.
>>538319621everyone gets excited walking in grocery stores in other countries and seeing the vast selections. Its just a fun part of travelling. However Tucker made it political that Russia has fresh bread lol. "Im radicalized by fresh bread" hes honestly just a bit of a derp. hes good because hes based but hes just a bit of derpy. We can all admit it
>>538319815Maybe they baked a really good batch that morning
>>538319848Russians make awesome bread I imagine. I am fucking this fat bbw Russian babushka here in Auckland. She invites me over, lets me fuck her ass and she makes these big russian feasts often. and they have this "black bread" which is very dank. Like a super savoury heavy bread. Makes me respect Russia. But I tell her Hitler was cool and she gets a bit annoyed. TMDWU
American food is trash I buy bread imported from eastern europe at an international grocer, its the same price as dave the kike’s goy killer bread but actually good and not flimsy SHIT.
>>538319621“Look how much poison they were able to trick their goy population into believing its food man how can we compete against such top nigger goyim. I’m speechless.”
>>538319577This is something that burgers will never understand. Sure you have Walgreens and other shit like that but it's still the same corn syrup Inudstry garbage that would be the lowest trash in any other country.I couldn't believe how fucking awful the food was when I went to burgerland>>538319614Silence jew
>>538320081based. bread is so easy to make, its literally just yeast, wheat and some salt. How do they manage to fuck it up so badly, add all this sugar and colorant etc. Its a fuckign disgrace and definitely the works of kikes 1. saving money (on bread ffs?) and 2. poisoning goyim. The kirkland Cosco American bread here is fuckjing disgusting. That shit is SWEET. Bread should be zero percent sweet. and its so flaky it falls apart. Jews .. Im not even joking... just.. Jews.
>>538320215I made damper for some burger got I was staying with in UTAH in a cast iron pot and you'd think I was the bread god to them afterwards kekThey couldn't believe their eyes when I used beer
>>538319577As a German that lives in a village near the Alps I would gas half the world and especially the US for their crimes against bread. It a huge mystery how people can eat that revolting industrial slop.
>>538319428Why didn't Tucker visit Iran?
>>538320290based German blooded Aussie. But im pretty sure there would be tens of millions of German stock Americans that know how to bake dank bread. Its fucking easy, i learned during kike covid lockdowns. mix 3 ingredients, knead it, put it in oven a few times sepeartely and the whole house smells like a expert baker and it tastes amazing.
anon, they sell real fresh bread at walmart
>>538320338I visited germany on an exchange program and breakfast every day was so amazing my exchange family had a huge spread of multiple different kinds of breads, cold cuts, cheeses, all so delicious. When they visited us it was so sad because our country is so garbage I tried to replicate it for them, the best we could do were some ham and baguettes from the store it was shameful. All we ate for breakfast was just sugar cereal slop we’re just peak goy and this country deserves a holocaust.
>>538320409There are. You just have to know where to look
>>538320489sounds nice. But I prefer a warm breakfast like English food, eggs, bacon, sausages, baked beans and toast. And I would host you too you nigger
>>538319577Oreos taste like cardboard so I believe you
>>538320489Are the German exchange students not amazed by the ranch dressing?
>>538320617Honestly i love that too but we’re so rushed in the morning since we need to spend an hour in traffic to get from niggerfree zone to school/work ain’t nobody got time fo dat shit.
>>538319428He probably believed the neocon fairy tales about breadlines and people needing wheelbarrows of money to buy bread.
>>538320489When I lived in Germany as a kid, we had a guy who would deliver fresh brotchen every morning.They were still warm from the oven.
>>538320701I feel ya man. Im sure you White Americans will carve something back out of the ruins of USA that was even better than before in many ways.
>>538320701>>538320800Sometimes you gotta hit the bottom first so you can jump off itSo long as the 2nd amendment exists America can still become American again
>>538320677real ranch is pretty awesomethe kind you make with buttermilkthe stuff that comes in bottles is just okthe stuff that they give you with fast food is crap
>>538320677They hated it because they went from a literal party utopia(early 2000s so no refugees) of drinking at age 16 to a puritan niggerfied wasteland where youre stuck in a car 24/7 to avoid nigger warzones and the food is poison. There was one black kid in our exchange program and old germans would just call him a nigger openly so it was Europe before we decided to ruin it.
Deluxe American bread at my fancy market:Gypsum PowderIron Dust80% sodium for half a loafSugarSoaked in Palm Oil
>>538319428>>538319478Americans are seriously fucking retarded and think Russia has empty shelves and bread lines full of starving people, also the stores have mono selections and state approved communist products only
>>538320848lol
>>538320848>>538321006Samefag
>>538319428I still don't get the bitching about him being nice to his handlers and saying the bread smells nice.I will never understand it. Like, I bet the bread smelled nice. I bet Tucker is a good bread smeller. In fact, I trust his bread smelling more than anyone else at Fox News, and he's not at Fox News anymore.
>>538320945idk, regardless, I don't get why they bitched about the bread.It kind of reminds me of the communists chopping down the "nazi trees". They're niggers, bottom line. Dirty stupid niggers.
>>538319428americans are awestruck after discovering that bread with a hard crust exists after being raised on sponge bread
>>538319428No wonder, what they call bread in america is relabeled french toast with added sugarPicrel is real bread
>>538321079I forgotFumaric Acid, so the bread burns the roof ofvyour mouth
>>538321047Im too drunk to samefag, kike.
>>538319428we did too.then Walmart came in, undersold our local businesses, drove them out of business, then raised the prices.
>>538319815it's because western war propaganda tried to convince us that russians have finished food or something retard
>>538319577It was a reverse Yeltsin ploy
>>538319621This is what he was trying to say, might have been a ploy to garner sympathy for ruskies lmao
>>538319941Bruh
One more ingredient to addGypsum PowderIron Dust80% sodium for half a loafSugarSoaked in Palm OilFumaric acidDATEM**i dont know what this is
>>538320200Lol, you're retarded
You know the real irony of this OP?Esalen funded that trip by Yeltsin to the statesand they are deeply embedded in Tucker Carlson's current form. He interviews Esalen faculty members often.
>>538321158idk man I don't buy bread that's not Tucker approved.
>>538320701You’re just being lazy. I make my 4 kids bacon, eggs and home baked sourdough every morning and excluding the sourdough which is prepped and set night before it takes me 15minutes from turning on the gas to plates on table.
>>538322319wow it's the freemasons after all. the putinmasons. Definitely not the kikes.
>>538322416It's gmo flour, tho
>>538322427I didn't suggest Freemasons, I explicitly said The Esalen Institute - whether they are Freemasons or not is another matter, I do not know.Do you know what the Esalen Institute is?
>>538319428Most grocery stores in America have bakeries in the back that sell bread, bagels, cakes, cinnamon rolls, and donuts. Grocery stores also sell fancy loaves of bread with sprouted grains and seeds and shit that costs like $5.
>>538322465Yeah, it's the escaflowne-ians, not the kikes.You're a kike, it's always the same with all you stupid shits.you'll never be a woman, by the way.
guys guys save the...uh. save the uh, you know, it's very improtant to save the uh... thing that's definitely not kikes stealing every goddamned thing from white children..SAVE THEM FROM ESCAFLOWNE
>>538322618You are, by the way, in a schizo homo tranny faggo thread, and I am dead level on the serious download with you m80. a literal ass aidsbearing truvada gobbling tranny kike faggot.
>>538322636What is this absurd bot-esque replyDo you know what The Esalen Institute is?
>>538322457There is no way you can’t easily get Italian flour imported into the US.
>>538319740lol you fucking lying chinkI went to 6 chinese cities last year in different provinces and there wasnt actual bread anywhere
>>538322618Wholefoods is the greatest grocery store ever. I would love to visit Trader Joe's too - I hear that's pretty much like Whole Foods.
>>538319740I soooo want to visit your 24 hour Spas. They are perfection. Affordable as well.
>>538322736Of course there is, you can buy authentic flour on amazon or speciality stores will ship it right over to you
>>538319577It is the same in Australia. The bread is full of additives, and for some reason it barely seems to go stale, which I find extremely suspicious. They add seed oils, enzymes, preservatives, and other industrial ingredients that turn something simple into a processed product.I remember when I first started eating Australian bread, I began noticing digestive issues I had not experienced before. And, would you believe it, doctors recommended more fibre and even suggested bread as a good source of it.The problem is not just the ingredients added during processing. Wheat itself is grown in a heavily industrialised agricultural system, exposed to fertilisers, pesticides, herbicides, and other chemicals that can make their way into the final product. So even European bread, which people often assume is cleaner or healthier, is not necessarily free from this problem.Bread today is a product of scalable agriculture and a financial system that rewards yield, shelf life, and profitability over food quality. Glyphosate and other agricultural chemicals are part of that system, and the result is food that may look normal but is increasingly disconnected from what bread used to be.Bread in the modern world is poison and is giving you cancer.Because of the central banking debt slavery model, do you see why yet?
>>538319614Shut up you brown, no one cares what you think
>>538319428There are only two cities you find this in Russia. St Petersburg and Moscow.
>>538323067This bread is available in our supermarketsthat's a commercial brand. They also have in-store bakeries baking fresh bread everyday.My favorite is pumpernickel which is delicious with soupScotland
The eggs we have are out of this world. If not local - Clarence Court eggs are the most delicious on earth. The yolk is deeply rich saffron - utter perfection.You can never return to another type of egg, they taste of wholesomeness and the chickens are free to run around the countryside
>>538319614this. But poor white trash here in America will believe anything.
>>538319577>it's an orgasm in the mouth area.Everyone who says this when speaking of food should die violently and painfully
The jew fears the home bread maker
>>538319428you know its not faked because he is genuinely happy looking at that loaf. tells me more about america then russia
>>538320338There’s plenty of good bread in America but everyone just complains it’s more expensive than the factory slop. People are retarded and cant comprehend value vs cheap.
>>538324280That's really what it comes down to. Affordability and baking bread at home is very likely the most affordable if not wholesome activity in which the aromas might fill the air with a type of deep comfort and nostalgia. Paired with a homemade soup and a quality Scottish butter.
