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>>538327216Already 300k dislike on the trailer.This shit will bomb harder than snow white
>>538327330They don't care -- the fact that it's making waves, in and of itself means that the subversion is working, and more than worth the goybux + tax breaks they'll launder with the schlock.>"It's not about money; it's about changing culture." ~Bob (((Iger))), Disney>...after Disney lost $900M on successive woke slops
>>538327330not if you're all hatewatching it like retards
>>538327216Let's be real. The main problem with modern Hollywood is the fact it celebrates the ugly and old. When it cast Asians it picks ugly Asians. Look at the contrast with K-ent, C-ent, and J-ent. When it casts Niggers, it casts ugly Niggers. This one and the bald one from Wicked. Go on any social media platform, it's easy af to stunning Nigger women I'd bust nuts in. They even cast ugly Whites. Compare it to the Golden Age, where Whites looked God-tier. The definition of elegant beauty.
>>538327216The face that launched a thousand ships
>>538328889People here dont know how to find a streaming website? There's thousands.
>>538327216The comment section on it is very funny. Surely their marketing execs would be absolutely shitting themselves seeing how thoroughly this is being roasted.
>>538327216>I love this girl this is why I Kidnapped her and doomed our entire Kingdom.
>>538329510>it celebrates the ugly and old.Yeah pretty much this. None of it is even remotely aesthetically pleasing. They hide their complete lack of creativity behind identity politics.
>>538330990Classic Paris!
>>538327216Wait, that's Helen of Troy? I don't understand, why is she black?
>>538329510I watched some Westerns from the 60s where all the cast was 50+ except for occasional woman that might have been in her 30s or some kids and most of them looked like very ordinary people.Also James Stewart, Gregory Peck Steve McQueen, Clint Eastwood or Sinatra are far from "God Tier" although by mere virtue of not being obese they might appear as unrealistic to a modern Amerigoblin.When you watch something like "Into the Darkness" where the obvious attempt was to assemble a cast of as pretty people as possible something else has got to give. It's one of the shittiest films ever.You are an NPC that can't follow the story you just look at the pictures.
>>538331498No, she's Felon of Goy.
>>538331498same reason Achilles is a transsexual.
>>538327216Lmao
>>538331731>same reason Achilles is a transsexual.What?
>>538331777Ellen Page is playing ACKchilles
>>538330990kek. women really are the downfall from everything
>>538331777Kek they cast xir Elliott Paige to play ACK-ILLES
>>538327216One of the most offensive things about the Jews for me is their theft of our history. It's not enough for tbem to destroy our societies, impoverish us, and race mix us out of existence, no they also have to rewrite our history where the first Britons were niggers, etc.
>>538331777>>538331860Also Zendaya is Athena.
>>538331697Lmao
>>538331870It's not theft. It's intentional deconstruction, defiling and, destruction. That will be followed by complete erasure and demonization.
>>538331843>>538331860Isn't she the girl in beyond two souls?>>538331981I think that is "fine". Though I never found her acting good.
>>538327216>The face that launched a thousand shipsOh my, I never realized it was because they were trying to get away from her.
>>538331981Zendaya kinda cute at least
>>538327330Nolan is jerking off because of his reddit tier symbolism of launching 2000 angry forum posts hope he goes broke
>>538332126>kinda cuteYou zoomers are truly fucked in the head.
>>538327330but it's still a straight ahead crystal clear trailer, so no, it won't bomb. tenet bombed because the trailer made no sense. this is just the odyssey and nobody but chuds and pseuds who already don't go to the movies care about the casting. normies will slurp it up.
I'm thinking this movie is an experiment by Hollywood to see if it's bad directing/ writing that makes a movie fail or inserted leftism.This, alongside Uwe Boll's Citizen Vigilante, seems like an attempt to see what ingredients make a film fail or succeed.
>>538332296except nolan is a good director and a good writer, and nothing we know about the movie so far indicates it will be badly directed or badly written. you guys are projecting a lot here.
>>538332126No bro, the black girl behind the register in your local coffee shop is ten times more cute than Zendaya. I don't understand why she's astroturfed so much.
>>538332077>beyond two souls Forgot that shit existed, but yes that's her "game".
>>538332344>I don't understand why she's astroturfed so much.She is incredibly androgynous and hollywood kaballah kikes love their adam kadmon slop.
>>538332331>except nolan is a good director and a good writer, and nothing we know about the movie so far indicates it will be badly directed or badly writtenCongratulations, you repeated my point.
>>538332331> except nolan is a good director and a good writerI hate plebs so much
>>538332368Very, very odd choice for Achilles. Like suicidal choice.
Why did Nolan make Helen a nigger?Why didn't he make her an Asian Woman?Asian Women are superior beings who actually do represent a form of beauty that white w*men struggle to obtain. It genuinely makes sense for Helen to be portrayed by an Asian Woman, at least if Nolan insists on doing a race-swap.Also:Anyone who can watch TDKR and still think Nolan is talented is an IDIOT. Nolan SUCKS.
>>538327216>>538332095Looks like that one bodycam of the charging black woman.
Literally nothing about the trailer looks Greek. It’s like a weird aesthetic mix of medieval Britain game of thrones shit and Roman. I don’t know why that part is pissing me off so much.
>>538329510It's deliberate to demoralize and destroy hope. When you see attractive people it lifts your spirits, ugly people suck the air out of the room.
>>538333454Jews have a song they sing about making truth lies and making the beautiful ugly
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>>53833168560s Westerns are mostly Spaghetti Westerns. The grizzled old gunfighter / man of the West was the desired aesthetic. >Peck, Eastwood, Stewart All 6'3' and phenomenally handsome in their youth. Peck even aged quite well. Brad Pitt wouldn't have stood out against them in that era. Pretty boy shit wasn't really a thing until Delon came along in France. Even then, Delon had a hard edge. Depp and Leo, by contrast, were pure twink faggots incapable of generating masculine energy. Both have aged like shit, no different than a GA star, so this has given Leo the ability to come across somewhat rugged. The others you listed had a ton of talent and charisma. So did the above, tbf. The above scored high in every category. Old blue eyes was a phenomenal dual-threat performer. Something Elvis could never achieve. Bing was another great one. Bogie's charisma and screen presence was off the charts. And, honestly, he really wasn't that bad looking in his youth. People forgot he was born in 1899. You have to watch his really early stuff to see it. Bette Davis is similar. Not considered a beauty of her era, the fact remains that a cute little doll faced BD certainly did exist. Are Sydney Sweeney or Zendaya really facially superior? The difference being, Bette wasn't considered a beauty in her time, and today both SS and Zendaya are.
>>538331697>Felon of Goy.Underrated,niceHelen of Detroyt
>>538333718>All 6'3' As I said, Mr. Five by Five thinks a lanklet is a god kek.Also Elvis beats Sinatra musically, I don't hate on Sinatra but he wasn't as good of a singer as Elvis was and he wasn't as good of an actor as [insert name bcs I don't watch Hollywood slop, I guess Brando or some shit]
>>538327216niggerirrriiiddda creaturaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
>>538327476People are not intelligent enough to realize this. They think this is all about money, instead of cultural indoctrination, destruction of White European history, mythology and the spiritual essence of heroism, and ideological subversion.
>>538330990In the original story, he didn't kidnap her. Paris was a poor shepherd who found a golden apple, dropped from a couple goddesses that were having a cat fight. They asked him to give it to the "fairest" one of them and promised him boons if he did. He gave it to Aphrodite, the goddess of love, and she promised him the love of the most beautiful woman in the world, Helen. The other goddess, Eris, the goddess of discord, was pissed that Paris slighted her by not giving her the apple, so she made sure that Helen's leaving would cause maximal disruption. Helen was engaged to Menelaus, the king, so when she left (willingly) to go with Paris, HE was pissed and he and his brother king raised armies to get her back.The king of Troy already had grievances against Greece, so he adopted Paris as his son and placed him under his protection, not realizing that the Greeks would be willing to go to war over some woman. He was being cheeky, and it was his downfall.It wasn't really Paris' fault at all. The Greek gods were widely known to interfere with mortals for laughs or out of spite, all the time. That's what the whole thing was: Eris getting back at the mortal that didn't suck her toes well enough.
>>538334572Young JS was a wiry stud. The lanklet / wiry physique has been around for ages. Many gifted rugby players still had this body type in the 80s before they started to become jacked in the late 90s. Basketball players, too. The can't act for shit, gymrat modern actor is cringe. Just as cringe as the twink. Go practice your fucking acting. Stewart was also a decorated pilot in WWII and had a degree from Princeton in architecture. Pure masculinity. Modern Hollywood and cringe Euro faggorty can't compete. Gymrats can't act, which leaves the uggos with no charisma to carry the project.
>>538327330Sometimes, I will go to the cinema to see a movie that I have no particular interest in solely in order to laugh loudly and raucously at the most inappropriate moments, such as every time a woefully miscast nigger or brownoid appears onscreen.This will be one of those times.
>>538329510Its literally the exact oppositehttps://youtu.be/BzKXF0T75psLook at any 80s/70s/or 90s movie.Men were rugged and ugly. Look at Travis Bickle. He looks like an everyday man not a supermodel. If Taxi Driver was made today the lead would be Timothy Chalamate or Ryan Gosling. Guys who absolutely do not look like they would be a rugged working class loner.
this was the actress by the way.she is a senator of new york, lea webb is her name.part time senator part time acctressshe gets guff for bothshe fucks real nice though spinko
>>538328889A true chud doesn't have to actually watch something to hate it.
>>538327330Oh yeah! That’ll learn ‘em. Life will get better because their shitty movie sucks.
>>538333948Sheleniqua of deTroyBlackillesKing NogamemnonDindumedes'GrodysseusCarjaxMelonus
They should have cast j z
>>538327216The most annoying thing about this is that given the law of large numbers there are still some nigresses out there that are actually attractive and nice to look at. But all we get is the ugliest blackest baboon ass niggers ever seen shoe-horned into every piece of media. I don't want to look at ugly people on a television screen, sorry.
>>538336687Apples and oranges. HOT is supposed to be beautiful. There have always been films looking to depict beauty and films that desire to capture ugliness. Modern HW deliberately miscasts productions. Old HW had titans that played different roles. Gable didn't play the same roles as Cagney and Grant didn't play the same roles as G. Robinson. All legends, all had their place. If they wanted to cast a black woman, cast a beautiful one. Plenty out there. Many get posted on /pol/. You changed here race, ok fine, perhaps there is some leeway. But her appearance was supposed to be almost divine. Best to cast a stunner.
>>538337546>CarjaxSo simple and perfect
>>538337690Fairpoint
Funny since Orlando Bloom was actually unhappy with that role making him look like a bitch
>>538327216You made this thread yesterday. Why are you so obsessed with it?
>>538337546You killed me with Carjax
>>538332126>Zendaya kinda cute at least>>538332344I saw this redhead white chick working at Target the other day that looked like a goddess, absolute pure beauty in every way, 1000x hotter than any actress on Earth
>>538337404That's like getting symptoms from a placebo.
>>538337926Apparently he failed to read the Iliad or the script.
>>538335708I hate the Grim-Dark era of movies since Dark Knight, I wish we could go back to fantastical colorful stories about Greek mythology without having to jewdify everything
>>538330262>streamingwhy even bother with this garbage? the book is readily available since forever. I think we read it in class in like 7th grade
>>538338313I'm sure they paid him enough at the time not to care and he only regretted it after
>>538331870>our historyYou gave them your history when you accepted their kike god into your lives and rejected your ancestral gods. You deserve everything the jews give you. You are a jewish civilization and neither grecco or roman.
>>538338703lying cunt, Jesus was born in the Roman EmpireThe first Greek convert met Jesus in personWhen the disciples arrived on the Greek islands after the Ressurection, they were welcomed with open arms since word had started to get aroundThere is no mention of "Jews" in the original bibleModern day Jews are not the people of the faith from Old Testament, the HebrewsThe Talmud was canonized in 800AD around the same time Islam rose up, not a CohencidenceStupid fucking dumb anti-christ nigger
>>538338848you should be extremely embarrassed. just stop worshiping jews and their flesh eating fake god
>>538339201lol 10/10
>>538327216Helen of Detroyt
>>538327216I can't get mad at this because it's so dumb. They should just do a live action of everything with a boon twerking and that be tv
>>538327330Doesn't matter, the CIA is the one pushing it. Every single tax dollar you spend goes to shit like this now.
>>538328889Watching the trailer doesn't mean buying tickets for the movie.
>>538332126>Zendaya kinda cute at leastZendaya Internet Defence Forces arrived.
>>538338321Hades was a basically Chud god.Lived in basement, wanted to be left alone, got rich from crypto or something, got teenage wife.
>>538335708Yeah but imagine what aphrodite would've done if he gave it to eris. Paris made the right call.
>>538338235>I had to watch gay sex before I knew I hated it
Helen of Detroit, the face that stole a thousand bikes
>>538328889I ignore the existence of these thingsHate watching is retarded
>>538327216Nolan makes propaganda now.
>>538327216a movie that is specifically made to have no target audience at allwokeshits don't care about ancient europe, they hate anything that's associated with whiteschuds who do care about that part of history won't watch it because it's niggified
>>538331498That Helen of DeTroyit
>>538335708Look at this book reader, what a fag.
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>>538332066>>>538331870>It's not theft. It's intentional deconstruction, defiling and, destruction. That will be followed by complete erasure and demonization.CHECKED
>>538332095And that's the most beautiful Greek woman of the time. It's not a surprise so many of them had gay lovers.
>>538327330I hate jews. that is all.
>>538329856Sheeit, das rite, dawg,
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>>538329856The face that sank a thousand ships
>>538327216>Do you love her?>Dad, I'm gay
>>538327216>>538327330It will do 800 millions in box office and get multiple Oscars.I'm looking forward to see all the cope.>Nolan is buying tickets! REEEE
>>538327476>>538335338Have faith. I saw a screencap on here a few months ago; some anon who works in the industry had gotten a message that the (((insurers))) for these ESG leeches were getting sick and tired of constantly having to bail out every shitty movie that bombs. Even the kikes don't have infinite money, and what they have is either running out or it's eating more into their reserves than they can keep up with.
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>>538327476>DisneyThis isn't a Disney movie. But Disney profited 36 billions last year anyway.You guys don't live in the real world. Go back at watching Uwe Boll.
>>538341857Underrated.
>>538327216Seeing how the character is the blackest nigger ever, how much are you willing to best Helen was really supposed to be a white redhead girl?
>>538347860>I saw a screencap on here a few monthsHahaha holy shit.Stick to Uwe Boll m8
