>You hear the doorbell ring>You open the door>"We're here to arrest you for your 4chan posts"What do you do?
>>538341218shoot their retarded foid faces, do a 180, and walk away
>>538341218Eat both of their asses
>>538341218id ask left politely for a date uwu
>>538341218
>>538341218Sage and hide, what else?
>>538341218>rape
>>538341218Would never happen to me. I love and respect all genders,races and religions.
>>538341218Offer them a bacon sandwich.
>>538341365
>>538341218>Come in come in.....the guy who you looking it just in house basementAfter they step in I lock the door and fun starts.
>>538341218try to bang the one on the left and try to kill the one on the right.
>>538341218they both dont even have pistols right, wouldnt be good. :)
>>538341218I’m a black Jewish gay lesbian aboriginal in transition and I find your intrusion on yom kipper racist and defamatory. >they will leave
>>538341218what a thing to ask on July 4
>>538341218i sneed and feed them
>>538341218"Did you bring the fuzzy cuffs?"
>>538341218I live in the USA, you have no authority. Tell Keir Starmer I'll rape his wife
>>538341218>I will comply if you read them all outloud right here and now. Otherwise I guarantee you'll need backup>Haha, you said "nigger" around 85884 times>I got you on camera
tell them to come back when they look like this
>>538341218>You open the doorNo, I don't. Do you think I'm stupid or something?
>>538343259well it's pretty stupid to ruin your door shooting them through it
>>538341218>give them a few lefts along to their rights>tell them I refuse to be arrested by someone inferior and ask for some male officers>proceed to beat the foids senseless
>>538343651this would be ideal, but I'd be worried they might be packing guns, seeing as they're off their home turf and all
>>538341218>What do you do?I am getting my dick wet then mercing them
>>538341218>how is BBC posting illegal>in britain?
You're telling me they flew all the way to the U.S. to try to arrest me?
>>538341218I say "I don't think you are, mate" and slam the door shut.
>>538341365this the best one yet
>female copsThere really is a very easy solution to the food cop problem
>>538341218Invite the smug cunt in and creampie her.
>>538345517*foid
>>538341218>"I don't think you are mate">fire up the 160 watt laser pointer
>>538343774By some miracle our police don't regularly carry guns, they have seperate firearm units.
>>538341218See that they are at my house without backupInvite them inCapture them and add them to the rape.dumgeon harem
Whip out my dick and start jorkin' it in their faces.Chase them as they run and shoot ejaculate on their hair.
>>538345562Wait fucking WHAT?!?
>>538341218your ability to violate my freedoms ends at my violence
would answer the door in nevuary
>>538341218I tell them I Identify as a brown man and watch as they both get on their knees to suck my cock and give me their younger, under age sisters to fuck in front of them after.
>>538341218i wouldn't even open the door
>>538341218Comply of course
>>538341218Drop pants, lock eyes and start fapping furiously.And I mean furiously!
>>538341218>get on the floor >everybody walk the dinosaur
>>5383412184chan? where am i?
>>538341218Laugh and close the door
>>538341218I don't care what any of you have to say, I'd do the sand bitch on the right.
>>538346277I was told you can tell the difference because the firearm units wear jackets, while the unarmed ones wear vests
>>538341218Scream God is great,God is good,Let us thank him for our foodAmenAnd then set off all the tannerite I have packed in the walls
>>538341218>What do you do?Masturbate MORE furiously!
>>538341218if you're afraid to open your voice then it's time to start shooting
>>538341990Go get the gimp
>>538345649Of course a canadian would
>>538341435Glad he was convicted.I wonder how many minutes he'll spend in prison.
>>538343206Okay, I kek'ed...
Hey bitches, what do they call a bar full of crows? A CROWBAR *BANG*
call them NIGGERS and shut the doorif youre reading this nigger, you are a filthy apelike shit eating, monkey NIGGERwith no soul because you work for satanic niggerjews.
>>538343221Based furchad
>>538343221FinallyA real woman has been invented
>>538351503he was actually awarded reparations and released because judge kikenigger thought he suffered enough
>>538341218Kill the ugly one on the right, rape and impregnate the cutie on the left.
>>538341218Honestly, I'm more worried about this scenario
>>538341218in a game of rock paper scissors, penis always beats vagina
>>538351279I love how the Arabic says ZOG too
>>538344292I fapped to this
>>538341218Fortune posts? sorry but i don't do fortunes, have a nice day.*closes door*
>>538341280It's 360 dumbass
Co-operate fully and get out on my own recognizance (likely with a no-cash assurity bail around 20kish which means nothing as it's no-cash and I don't plan to skip court) and I eventually set up a preliminary hearing at which I will decide if I want to fight it (IF the cops even show up and the case proceeds) or simply plead out in exchange for a conditional sentencing, which I will ignore completely.I'm an ex con, I didn't care about our justice system back when it was far more strict and I was in and out of prison. I certainly don't care now that I have 25+ years of no issues. I might tell horrible jokes on here but the spam has never swayed me, I am not a Nazi and so the worst thing I've ever done on here is prescribe death by cop to people seeking home remedies, and I stopped doing that once this place filled up with kids who take themselves seriously. I fully expect to get droned by a seething rightoid for hurting their feelings with my mean ole words long before any cop would bother wasting their time inconveniencing me for a few hours.
>>538342931This guy is like 5'5" and a swarthy Greek, he'd do nothinbg
>>538341280get a load of this tourist
I lie and tell the Muslim one that I’m also a Muslim and I’m being persecuted for my faith. Muslims have crazy (or perhaps very sane) levels of in-group loyalty and they heavily fetishize white converts. She’ll protect me from the hwite demon
>>538341218Who is this 4chan??? What? You've got the wrong person
>>538341218How bobbies be lookin at me when I walk outside with a hardon (it's small and I'm fat).
>>538341218Take a pic Make a memePost the meme to 4chanShow them the post
>>538341218>stab the brown and sexo the White
>>538341218>What do you do?Knock her head off?
>>538341218"Channel 4? I don't watch tv sorry" *close door*
>>538352878this, honestly. Caption it "rape, kill, marry? double answer for one of them possible" and also show them the replies.
>>538341218>Nanny ZogbotsSHOCKING FOOTAGE: UK Cop Threatens Arrest Over a Crime That Hasn’t Happened Yet – "This Is Like Minority Report!"https://vidmax.com/video/238642-shocking-footage-uk-cop-threatens-arrest-over-a-crime-that-hasn-t-happened-yet-this-is-like-minority-report
>>538341218> What do you do?
>>538341308No it you fuck the ugly shitskin in the ass whilst it eats the posh blonde's pussy and ass.
>>538352121Just windmill your gargantuan schitzo shlong and scream helicopter helicopter song at the top of your lungsThis makes you their kinghttps://youtu.be/bEjL31itiPs
>>538343903would. with a bag over her head.
>>538341218Receive a notification on my custom SMS system regarding my decoy family being investigated.
>>538341218>What do you do?Feed BRUTUS ofc
>>538353239Doesn't the UK hire anyone but teenage high school girls to be Police Officers ?
>>538341218ask for a warrent if none is presented, slam the door in their face.yankies pretend like this isnt real but if they dont have a warrent they cant enter your home without permission.
>>538341218that blonde ends up in "basement".
