We all here wish we were AmericansEspecially the Europeans, don't lie
>>538341263>We all here wish we were AmericansAny one can be an American so it's not a wish it's literally an application form
I'm just glad I'm not Brazilian.
>>538341263yeah if you're 15this board if for adults, got off and stop rotting your brain
>>538341349Not so fast, whitey.
>>538341349It's far easier to become Irish for a Brazilian lmao>>538341353Beats being a Paki
>>538341263you need to come to grips with your current reality.20 years ago America came across as fucking amazing. Now it doesnt. fix your stuff, then have a celebration.
>>538341263Will Brazil make a giant statue of Charles Oliveira? The same size as christo redeemo
>>538341263Just got done nutting inside my faithful blonde wife to make a new American.
>>538341263We love you all too, have some burgers today!
>>538341533>new Americanmutt
>>538341533respect, my black brother
>>538341263>wish we were AmericansI lived in the USA for far too long, looking back I never should have gone there. Most of my friends were Europeans and most returned to their roots, those that stayed were married there and couldn't leave. Some took their spouses back and they are happier this side.USA is massively overrated.
>>538341263No, you fucking sopa de macao muncher, I've been to the US to visit friends a few times and it's alright enough to visit, but I'd never live there, and I enjoy being Scandinavian
>>538341434>It's far easier to become Irish for a BrazilianIrish is bloodlines. American is citizenship.
>>538341631take a swim in your own bin mate
>>538341263Happy 4th of July!
>>538341631I would agree that our nigger infested metro areas are bad, but your paki infested metro areas arent much better. On our 52 acre ranch, we don't see any niggers unless they're an Amazon driver stopped at our 8ft gate. Me and my blonde wife that's currently napping (while she leaks out my fresh load) decided we won't even teach our kids that niggers exist until they're at least 5. Farm life is where it's at, and there's almost no affordable farm land in the yoo kay
we need an american flag to make a 4th of july general.I'll make one with a memeflag in a bit if nobody else wants to.
>>538342046I already made one because nobody did>>538339775
>>538341263If I lived in a favela I would also like to live in a country that has an unbreakable never ending credit limit and a platinum credit card.
>>538341263I don't knowYou tell meNever been there
>>538341263If I were morbidly obese I supposed people wouldn't be able to physical shove me around anymore.
>>538342305You live in India
>>538341263No jungle twat we don't wish we were
>>538341263>Especially the Europeans, don't lieTrue. Every so often that does happen.We refer to those moments by the term 'momentary lapse of sanity.'
>>538342387Must suck not being able to steal enough food
I am here because I cant speak Chinese yet.
>>538341263Speak for yourself......I have no desire to visit USA not even as tourist.
