How many hot dogs are you planning on eating today, to celebrate America's birthday? I plan on at least two plus a steak.
>>538349576Just 1I'm a burgiebro
Gee bill your mom let's you eat 2 weiners
>>538349576>black eyebrows>blonde hairexplain
>>538349576No shit food, and I’ll eat when I get hungry. One cigar. No alcohol. Everything else is for the fats.
>>538349576>devoured 18 wieners the night before>ready to try hotdogs now lmfao dude that bitch would make a Costco date expensive
>>538350356AI
>>538349576NoneHot dog and sausages disgust me
>>538350407source??
>>538349576>Hat Dags
These are the best hot dogs you can get at the grocery store. High quality.
>>538349576this is an AI image made by Indians. I will give them that their sexual jokes are kinda funny
Holy amerimutt thread
>>538350702It's actually a real truck stop in Tennessee.
>>538350647>13g fat>6g proteinIt's over two thirds fat. What kind of "100% beef" is two thirds fat by weight? Is there any part of a cow that is two thirds fat by weight?
>>538350356eyebrows are always darker
>>538350377Okay, doofus. Have fun by yourself today.
>>538349576Sausage is one of the most carcinogenic ultraprocessed foods in existence.
>>538350356Look at roots. Most "blondes" are fake (though this girl is fake entirely)
>>538349576Nevaeh is the only AI girl I actually like.
>>538351307What's wrong with fat? What are you a faggot
>>538349576I ate all of my hot dogs last night after 13 beers
thing 'bout those weiners
>>538350356They color their eyebrows or hair
Making a hamburger
>>538351307Gee I don't know. The fat? It's shredded together. It's not like they take a cylinder and punch a fucking hole in the cow and pull out a hotdog.
>>538350356Not many know this, but some women actually use various paints on their faces.
>>538349576I just ate a tater tot pie now I'm just gonna LDAR while reading a Star Wars book
>>538349576That's clearly fucking AII can tell because she's American and not extremely obese.
>>538349576I'm not cooking anything. It's too damn hot to be using fire right now. I'll order some takeout. There is a good hotdog place nearby, so if I do that probably six.
>>538350356Im a redhead. my eyebrows are dark brown, my facial hair is red, chest hair is red, belly hair is dark brown, pubes are red. I cant explain
>>538354313It's from a joke page of a fictional gas station, probably the funniest page to use AI.
>>538349576How many did Joey Chestnut eat?
>>538349576>Neveah devoured 18 wieners in 10 minutes last nightThat's nice. How many hot dogs did she eat?
>>538350356The carpet rarely ever matches the drapes with blondes. eyebrows usually match the carpet.
>>538349576>Nevaeh successfully devoured 18 wieners in 10 minutes last night in preparation for the event...Phrasing.
>>538350356if you'd ever seen a white woman naked you'd realize the pubes are the same color as the eyebrows. hair color can be independent.
>>538349576White women have such nice hair, I hate these hairstyles these days though. They need to bring back bangs, and big hair.
>Celina Truck Stop>Supposed to be grossout humor satirizing bumfuck America>Just horny posts instead this time
>>538350356retard
>>538349576That's Heaven backwards!
>>538354547This
