How are you celebrating America's 250th birthday /pol/?
>>538350453I went to Rebild on my 'murican fag-machine.Poor turnout this year though, despite the nice weather, so I left kinda early.
>>538350453If I was American I would celebrate by going to Walmart , watching Nascar and shooting guns in my cowboy hat and boots
>>538350453went out in this shirt in canada earlier, had a ton of people staring at me, some seemed like they wanted to sperg out over it, fuck em. firing up the grill in a bit too.Happy 4th burgerbro.
>>538350453>monsterthrow that filth in the trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPhWR4d3FJQ
>>538350967kill yourself
>>538352612like ur mum did with wine and pills?
>>538350925Thanks, neighbor.
>>538352916No problem, burgerbro. It's one patriotic struggle.
>>538350453about to have me a berg and some dogs and some brewskies, how about you anon?>>538350925im proud of you leaf.stay strong fren.happy 4th!
Went to bookfare Got booksWent to town paradeGood times
>>538353327FairFuckEURRRRRRRDEURRRR
By being a Canuck. Good job America though, you are pretty awesome.
>>538350453I'm on my lunch break at work. I had a peanut butter sandwich and a peach. Everything is unaffordable.
>>538353415Was it a Georgia Peach
>>538350453Having a beer right now. Aiming for several more. :)
I'm rocking 1of tgese.Got to watch my figger.
Went to local parade and fair earlier in the morning, now in the backyard chilling with family and friends making burgers. Gonna watch the fireworks late tonight.
>>538350453My eyes say YESSSS, but my Ulcerative Colitis says NOOO.Have fun ameribro, happy semiquincentennial and to the next 250 years of being based!
>>538350453Crack open that red, white, and blue Monster Energy can on this miserable July 4, 2026—this bloated, pathetic "America 250" milestone—and toast to a completely dead country. Look around at the empty, quiet streets of this sestercentennial wake. Nobody showed up. The public square is an absolute ghost town because the social fabric is fucking dead, replaced by a hyper-financialized administrative graveyard where ordinary people huddle in isolation, too terrified of the next lone-wolf lunatic to even attend a lawn concert.That Monster can isn’t a symbol of freedom; it is the literal fluid of our terminal liquidation. The hyper-sexualized corporate marketing of the "Monster Girls" helped provide the exact blueprint of alienation that drove the 2021 Oxford High School shooting and Ethan Crumbley—a nightmare structurally paired with the literal collapse of the region when the "Edenville Dam Crumbles." It mirrors his performative obsession with pretty girls, engineered by a system that strips young men of opportunity, reduces them to second-class citizens, and leaves them completely stranded while their peers are pimped, given cocaine, and funneled into hollow corporate tracks at USAA and Monster Energy.Monster Energy is now the explicit symbol of cocaine and child trafficking Catholics and the slaughter of innocent! It is the cultural fuel of a parasitic elite—the Epstein-Maxwell Mafia, the corrupt trafficking networks of the Saginaw Diocese, Nouvel Catholic Central, the Tampa Diocese, and the Vatican. It is an ecosystem where a basic human plea to make friends is met with years of oppressive, state-sanctioned *Zersetzung*, where objective evidence is buried by the courts, and where the "Church of Porn" spends its energy excommunicating traditionalists like the SSPX while poisoning every remaining layer of civic life.https://soundgasm.net/u/worship-porn-my-goddess/Porn-Addict-Brainwash-Program-THE-CHURCH-OF-PORN
>>538357520This country is neither independent nor united; it is a franchised extraction zone run by traitors. While Pete Hegseth stands at a Pentagon podium reciting fake, Hollywood-bastardized "CSAR 2517" scripts as "Sandy One," the real world collapses. Our national wealth was systematically stripped from the Rust Belt and funneled into foreign colonial money pits like the "Super V" project in Venezuela, only for a massive 7.2 and 7.5 doublet earthquake and 430+ aftershocks to swallow 40,000 human souls alive beneath 1.2 million tons of concrete.We are in a permanent, unfixable freefall. We are the parachuter at the State Fair, weighed down by a massive, performative flag, miscalculating the descent and smashing violently into the hard, unforgiving pavement while a voyeuristic internet watches the wreck hit millions of views. Sip your chemical sugar slurry slop in the dark while the cheap fireworks go off outside. Hell yeah. Happy 4th.
>>538350453I hate this shithole economic zone why would I celebrate?
Unless you enjoy being a literal slave to billionaires and Israel there is nothing to celebrate.
>>538350453Gonna have some hamburgers and brats then head out to watch fireworks in a couple hours. Should be a pretty decent evening as long as rain holds off.
>>538357611The bitter pill is best.
>>538350453I plan to get drunk once I get off my shift and watch my fat friends light fireworks.
>>538350453hope they ship some of these over here
>>538350453I'm gonna watch the most AMERICAN King of the Hill episodes and finish off the night with Team America, all while drinking champagne, mimosas, rum, eating doritos and burgers.
>>538350453>How are you celebrating America's 250th birthday?Family is having a big shrimp boil. Can't wait to peel off every shrimp shell that's fused to each rubbery, overcooked morsel
>>538350453>hebrew 666 canVery fitting.
