ATTENTIONToday is the 250th birthday of the greatest country on earth. But what makes us the greatest? It's easy to be demoralized when our political leaders are attempting to sell our blood to Israel at every turn and replace it with a population willing to eat your dog for breakfast and shit anywhere except a toilet. So what makes us great?It's the same thing that always made us great. "No, fuck you"That tea is gonna cost 3% more. "No, fuck you"It's illegal to drink that alcohol. "No, fuck you"Stop using your AC in the middle of a brutal heatwave. "NO COMMA FUCK YOU"Heat deaths are reserved for Europeans, it was ordained by God that you drink that ice cold Coors Light, and tea is for homosexuals anyways. So keep doing what has always made us great and tell that Somalian at your local daycare "no, fuck you". Tell that Indian telephone scammer "no, fuck you". Tell that Goldbergenstein in your local town meeting who's telling the town council that it's actually a good thing your kids are getting mentally and physically raped into freaks at school "NO COMMA FUCK YOU". Then, after you've done your duty as an American, make sure to relax with an ice cold Coors Light in each hand, yell at your wife, and blare the only OFFICIAL national anthem as loud as your Bluetooth speaker will gohttps://youtu.be/5zmyH3VilSs?si=miC2pIzeC-sNsuoj
