>Green Party men box, pump iron, and discover *Playboy*Leading Green Party politicians are unhappy with their "softie" image and have drafted a manifesto for a new kind of masculinity: flexing at the gym and driving high-horsepower cars are now permitted—as a countermeasure to the shift to the right.
You should be fired minimum wage contractor
>>538385056I voted green.I dont lift. I dont box. I dont have sex. I smoke a lot of weed and post nazi shit online though. I want greta to get absolute power. She cant be worse than these guys now.
>>538385083>>538385056>we are Chad, you are Chud.All world politics ever, from Antediluvia to modernity, everyone wants a body builder to represent their side, even if it is a literal death cult
>>538385056>europa discovers the dirtbag leftI look forward to it being even more gay dead and metro than it is over hereWhite left leaning orgs are useless except as money launderers for kikes. Their active base are imported gibs niggers
>>538385415It's about time the European left rediscovers masculinity, back in my days eunuchs were skilled generals and cutthroat politicians, now they commit suicide. The green party can redefine itself, old time eunuchs had high testosterone compared to modern castratos, which is fucking paradoxical
>>538385415>dirtbag lefttell me more about it
>>538385056Drafting a manifesto for a new kind of masculinity isn't very masculine.
>>538385056>start lifting>find out that amount of hard work and weight you can lift are correlated>reduction of body fat means more testosterone per kg body means no more pseudo (i.e. feigned) pro social behaviourThis will massively backfire for them.
leftoids here have pink hair, tattoos, and go to gay clubs
>>538385491They smoke and call things gay and retarded.
>>538385056this is the same playbook as in america, trying to get White men back to voting for them.it's really gross to see jewish finkelthink spreading over there. the euromaga shit was bad enough.
>>538385056There is no way they are going to change their image any time soon, kekAt least not far enough to escape the death that is encroaching on all establishment parties.It took them decades to shed the image as Kinderficker, and even then plenty of people still remember.
>>538385550the guy who is "lifting and boxing" looks like this.I wouldn't be too worried about high testosterone just yet
>>538385670remove the little girl hair and add glasses, and you get the happy merchant phenotype
>>538385056>market yourself as something you're the complete opposite ofoverengineering again
>>538385056Yeah... the whole WE'RE CHAD pastiche falls apart when you say REAL CHADS LET TURKS RAPE THEIR SISTERS
>>538385056they should rebrand and call themselves "National Socialists". maybe get cool uniforms and an interesting party-specific salute. really think the youngins would buy that
>>538385550>lack of pro social behaviour results in reversal of direction brain>no more overly emotional outbursts to news be it left wing or right wing ragebait>realize that everyone is corrupt but the left and right fringes of society are straight up traitors trying to rob you blind>never subscribe to an ideology>start evaluating problems and their solutions on a case by case basis
>>538385771would vote tbqh
Not german but NatSoc (not EthnoSoc).Boomers and GenX are self-serving (if not malicious).Society needs to moult, shed the old ways so we keep growing.
Ah so they're just doing the thing the american left has done for years where they find someone with a beard, put a cowboy hat on them, and make them say mainstream talking points?Yeah that hasn't worked at all for the american left, said fake men only appeal to post-menopause women.
>>538385056they're communistic ecoterroriststhey'll remain faggots whatever happens, lolthat they don't understand it makes them so gay, lmao
>In a recent interview with Playboy, the party leader tried to adopt a modern definition of masculinity. “You can go pumping in the gym or painting your fingernails. From me, go pump with painted fingernails. You can ride cargo bike or BMW X3. All fine, the central point is: Don't be an asshole!"KEK, when I heard him say "you can go pumping in the gym or painting your fingernails" I thought he was insulting the fags in his party for being disgusting weak retards, but he was literally saying that under his definition of men you can go paint your fingernails. Really nailing that outreach to young men.
>>538385056why dont they just guzzle cum and call it green to offset all of the toxic masculinity like a jewish loophole?
>>538385056Hey this is Tom from Verona beach! I like to pump iron, eat steroids, and listen to DJ Julio G on radio Los Santos!
>>538386421This is their attempt at a jewish loophole>We can't give you what you actually want>What do men like? Uhhhh, drinking beer and smoking cigarettes? Fast cars weightlifting? Hell yeah bros I don't have to actually change my platform or ideas at all I can just do some marketing!Essentially offering you nothing while asking for everything.
>>538386412>AKSHUALLULY ISH JUSHT TOXSHICK MASHCULINITY WE ARE FIGHTINGSo they're going to stay fake and gay but just say they aren't fake and gay.
>>538386412Men with painted fingernails are always assholes. It’s a signal like a bull ring on women
>>538385771Back too the roots? The Green party is essentially just rebranded nat socialist bureaucrats
>>538387516the green party started as the communists, with the fall of communism they rebranded.its a cohencidence that theyre all from an eastjewish slavic background.
>>538388793>the green partyI'm assuming your green party is die grünen.not all greens are the same - some are commie, some are jew(like other parties - even the right)
>>538386412>cargo bike or BMW X3. All fine.an outright lie. not even a false dichotomy. shows their economic background though. normies can't afford either of the two.
>>538385056all the left has to do, to be electable, is abandon their support of faggotry and importing of shitskins
>>538388923communist or jew. lol. in positions that matter they're all kikes. the whole administrative apparatus is a giant daycare for jews. germany has been doomed since jews bought taxing rights ages ago.
>>538385056>roosters voting for coyotesWhy should young White men ever vote left?
>>538388923They are the same.Its just relabeled nat socialists that replaced the language of Aryan lebensraum with multicultural globalismStructurally the same
>>538385056>vote for us so we can further DEI you out of the workforce
>>538385243>voting for the greater evil without even giving "le acceleration" memeThe weed might have made you retarded
>>538389510> voting "status quo" when that "status quo" is sliding your country into mediocrity and greater-israelalso; vote 'edgy/maximum violence' is a protest vote, not an actual plan.
>>538385056>hate and demonize white men for 20 years>legislate sexist and racist anti-male and anti-white laws>turn women into whores who only fuck 20% of men>import retarded shitskins that steals your jobs and robs you>say that women killing babies is more important than male suicide epidemic>surprised when men don't vote for youstory of the low iq mutt lefttard movement
