98% of the population is too fat or disabled to serve in the military.Coincidentally miracle weight loss drugs have now hit the market and steroids are easier to access than ever.
They are still expensive as fuck
>>538386627What could go wrong?
>>538386627Ask your favorite jew bot what % of gdp is spent on health care.Then remember that none of that covers dental, eye care, nor emergencies like first aid. (Men are expected to pay and do that)Western countries spend over 10% of all money on keeping old and fat people. Then they spend 50% of all money just giving them food to eat.Kek
tempted to go on one of these because i'm a fat fuck
>>538386627They are fantastic.>>538386739Zero mechanistic evidence, just association. Eat protein and lift weights and you'll be fineIf you use GLPs and continue eating nutrient devoid goyslop, just less of it, of course you'll wither away
>>538386739this is just because the fat fucks dont exercise + still eat like shitstill dont think you should trust the chemicaljew tho
You're a fucking freak and you failed in life if you ever considered injecting yourself with this shit or even think of anything like this including steroids as normal. Drug fucked cunts
>43>Was 244lbs>5ft11Been on 2.5mg of zepbound for about 5 months now weigh 209lbs. Go to the gym 5x days a week (mix of swimming, cardio, and free weights).Haven't been this muscular since I left the Army. 0 side effects never had any nausea or anything. Worked for me.
>>538390644>I'm a dumb fucking zogbot>I'm too fucking fat and lazy to exercise normally you're probably vaxxed tooenjoy your bones turning into mush
>>538390730you know your bones gain density naturally as you gain weight to support your structure and the density decreases as you lose weight. the op is disingenuous. the worst stuff about this drug is that people don't have to change their lifestyle and can still eat garbage so they lose weight but often are still unhealthy. the portions are smaller, but the moment they stop they turn into fat fucks again because they never learned better eating habits. losing weight is very fucking simple, reduce your carbs and cut out sugar and naturally cutting out sugar will significantly lower your appetite
>>538386627Gear is the cherry on top, it wont magically give you an awesome physique without the proper programming diet n rest.Whereas GLP1 garbage will get you into shape by doing absolutely nothing. Without a cruise dose of test you'll likely lose too much muscle tho
>>538386644143€ a month without insurance in Eastern Europe. Cheap.I know a dude who was 147 kilos who started Mounjaro. He's like 118 kilos now, still dropping.A slightly chubby chick and her husband started them and now they're both skinny.My wife and I started Wegovy a month ago.I just wanna lose 20% bodyweight without will power or exercise. I'm tired of fatdadmaxxing. I wanna wear size 34 pants again.
>>538390970you don't think doctors fucking factor that in when making comments about this topic?Are you seriously insinuating you're more intelligent than 99% of scientists and doctors?Why are you on here? You should be over on pReddit...
>>538387160Being fat is way way way worse than whatever these drugs do to you - especially if you're over age 40 when the weight catches up.You can go into your 60s and 70s fit and capable or fat and crippled. Choose wisely.
>>538388530Most people aren't trained to eat for performance like body builders and athletes so they take the drugs and just stop eating and wither away.
I'm a bit overweight but not from overeating, only because I get blind drunk once or twice a week and consume thousands of calories in the form of alcoholic beverages. if there's a drug that will prevent me from making stupid decisions every few days I want it
>>538391274>143€ a month without insurance in Eastern Europe. Cheap.Just buy it on the black market n get it at 1/3 of the price. Jewgle mesorx n find a vendor wherever u live
>>538391496Look into ipamorelin
>>538390644Based.Yea I wanna get down to like 190.At 190 plus 3x days in gym a week I'm a beast. Used to workout with SOCOM dudes in Germany.
>>538391540>just inject random shit from mysterious russian-albanian gangsters Haha no. I would never.
>>538391619injecting growth hormone does not look like a good idea
>>538391496Actually these drugs are shown to reduce alcohol consumption and they're studying variants to treat addiction.
I use the 1mg dose and all it does is lock in any weight loss like a ratchet, I still have to try as hard as I would if I was dieting so I guess I’m technically a non-responder. Probably doesn’t work for lifelong yoyo’ers but it seems to be a miracle for people who have always been fat and literally never eaten less than 3000 cals.Fun fact the human body can only absorb about 4-5000 cals a day before the rest is shit out.
>>538386627Been a fat fuck my whole life but I'm not taking ozempic, it's too risky even riskier than dying fat.
>>538392030>even riskier than dying fat.kek
>>538391285>Are you seriously insinuating you're more intelligent than 99% of scientists and doctorsHey Anon, what's your opinion on the COVID vax?
>>538392030Fat guys by Polish standards are like over 300 pounds by the way.
>>538392849>300 lbs = 136.077711 kgDude I weigh 110kg(242.51lb) and I consider myself super obese.
>>538393098I have seen some absolute units in Poland.>real man starts at 100 kilos>t. Soviet man
Synthetic glp1 makes your pancreas pump out insulin and L cells all day n night which is something your body never does so essentially in order to lose weight you're putting your pancreas in overdrive and basically the net result of this fuckery is your hunger impulse being fully subdued aka you are doing damage to your body while paying a jew because you don't have control over yourself.I think there has never been a more goy product on the market, and don't even try to say the vax, because no government body runs after you for not taking the jab, so this is 1000% free will, let me pay the kike drug to fuck up my body in order to lose weight.
>>538386627don't know about glp1 but tons of laws are being enacted all over western hemisphere in preparation for war. majority is aimed at spying on populace but good number of them is aiming to make more capable fodder
>>538386739"May be" doing a lot of heavy lifting there.
I am 6’0” (1.83m) and weigh 145 lbs (65.8kg). I very rarely exercise for the sake of exercising and I don’t work. I have no idea how fatties do it. Just thinking about eating that much makes me sick. When I used to spend time with family on holidays it was the worst. So much excess food and it made me feel awful for two months straight.
>>538394033You have skinny genes. Many cases.Skinny people tend to drink alcohol and eat sugar and snacks and stay skinny magically.Whatever.You're mad that with drugs we can be like you nigger.>6 foot 145 poundsI could kill you with my bare hands in about 30 seconds.
>>538390730Best part is I get it for free from the VA so (you) get to pay for it.>>538391640They'll definitely help get you there. Be patient and stay with the lowest dose if possible. I could lose weight faster with 5mg or higher but I'm in no rush.
>>538386627Gila. Monster. Venom.
I'm a family doctor and basically hand these out like candy to my fatass patients. its really helped most of these people and their all time risk of coronary artery disease, heart attack and stroke have dropped by like 75% so i'm not concerned about long term side effects. stick with a high fiber diet and drink plenty of water. also you absolutely need to do strength training exercises to limit risk of osteoporosis down the line. stick with 1st and 2nd gens only, 3rd gens have little research behind them
>>538390644Wait until your muscles tendons and bones start snapping like twigsYou’re turning yourself into soup retard
>>538386627>>538386627I am tempted to use one, I took mirtazapine in 2020 and in 3 months I gained 14 kilo from 74 to 86. Try as I might I can't lose the weight anymore. Mirtazapine fucked my metabolism completely.Tried running, tried calorie deficit, nothing works, I just stop digesting food and my stomach balloons like these kids in Africa. So these drugs might be my only hope.
>>538386739is that diagram AI?All 6 arrows point nowhere in particular
>>538394203>skinny genesNo such thing, I just don’t shovel calories in and then not spend them like you do.>Skinny people tend to drink alcohol and eat sugar and snacks and stay skinny magically.I don’t drink alcohol and most of my sugar intake is oranges and bananas. My snacks are beef jerky and dried fruit.>I could kill you with my bare hands in about 30 seconds.Your fat ass couldn’t catch me or even run for 30 seconds. I’d just outrun you until you pass out and then I can kill you at my leisure. This is normal human behavior for the last few hundred thousand years. You’re not even human. You’ve never known what it’s like to be human. You’re a fat animal.
>>538391285>you don't think doctors fucking factor that in when making comments about this topic?Why would you blindly assume so, based on a sensationalized FUD infographic likely made by some grifter MD selling supplements and/or a program?>Are you seriously insinuating you're more intelligent than 99% of scientists and doctors?Not a fucking argument.
>ITT people who don't realize you can lose weight without goyjections
>>538386627Arent peptides just another name for steroids?I wonder what its doing to our water.
>>538394950I have literally not been this cut and strong in over 20 years.
>>538386627You can lose weight simply by eating less. You don't even have to buy anything.
>>538396159Anyone can lose weight this is why you see so many people posting their weight loss progress but maintaining that loss is impossible for the majority of people. Depending on which study you look at 95% to 99% of people who lost weight have failed to maintain it over 10 year period.Ever seen a fatty post some tracking app with a flat line of their weight? It doesn't happen they only boast about weight loss and nobody posts about weight maintenance because they fail at it.But sure you a born skinnyfag who never dieted a day in your life, please do tell me how it's so easy and anyone can do it when there's overwhelming evidence that it is in fact not easy. I've been fat since I was about 5 years old, you have no clue at all what it's like so shut the fuck up.
>>538386627Don’t take Ozempic take responsibility.
>>538386627Get prescribed this shit, and never inject it. Keep filling your prescriptions monthly like a good little goy. Once they find out bad these medications are for your health, get a jew lawyer and sue them for millions.
>>538396017Goatis is that you?If you fight imma break you apart.If you run imma shoot you in the back nigger.
>>538386627>hurr durr why is the market providing for a demand with a billion-dollar product Injected .4mL Zepbound about an hour ago. Shit is amazing.
>>538391496Good news, this class of drugs are found to reduce alcohol consumption and impulsive behaviors in general.
>>538393716>Synthetic glp1 makes your pancreas pump out insulinYou literally could not be more wrong. It reduces fasting insulin but increases the insulin response to carbohydrate. They are extremely insulin sensitizing compounds. They also reduce leptin levels. You are a bullshitting shitposter.
>>538397308Defeats the dopamine drip addiction jew.That's why Pfizer banned these drugs in the 90s after buying out a startup that was working on them.It's WAY more profitable to make the goyim fat diabetic consumer whores addicted to social media and video games.
>>538394721>>538394756>>538394950Actual glownigger posts, folks. Learn to recognize it. The facebook tier boomer memes treating you like a double digit IQ nigger are a dead giveaway.
>>538390644Or just skip breakfast and dont eat goyslop
>>538397066If guns are in the picture then I’d blast ya before your tubby arms and sausage fingers could draw and aim.I bet you’re real easy to shoot, too, built like the broad side of a barn.
>>538386627The problem is that it is also paralyzing people's colons, among other things.Basically this is a late stage capitalism die off mechanism which may also be used as an excuse to invade Norway because of the deaths it will cause.
>>538391496They legitimately help with that. I used to drink a ton every night, and since getting on the Zepbound I drink like once every few months at most. Even then, it's a martini when we go out for steaks or a beer at a Mexican restaurant, not pounding whiskey at home.
>>538386739You have to stop eating like shit and being sedentary. Lift weights you fat fucks
>>538397489>don’t listen to the anon telling you about one of many variations of jewish poison being used on his community to replace them
>>538398647If I eat 5,000 calories of healthy foods and I lift weights and spend 4,000 calories through exercise and not being sedentary, do I lose weight, gain weight, or remain the same weight?>This riddle mindbreaks the /pol/tard
>>538386627I'm fatter than I've ever been but I'm still healthy enough to workout every other day. I chalk it up to good genetics. I'm husky built with visible abs underneath the fat. I'm 5'10 200lbs. Some people are just too lazy to get up and move their ass.
>>538398691Obesity and metabolic syndrome are bar none some of the worst things you can do to yourself. These outright cure it. 20+ years of GLP-1 receptor agonist use and no definitive, widespread major side effects have been identified. Study after study of benefit, not only in diabetics and the obese, are constantly coming out.
>>538398781If people could eat less than their TDEE then we wouldn't be having this conversation in the first place. Obesity is the result of good genetics for survival in our old environments resulting in derangement and disease in our modern environments. Many such cases.
I use nova rapid and some other one. But that's because my body doesn't produce insulin after my gall bladder assassinated the majority of my pancreas.
>>538386627>signtappers... to not sign up for war? Do you even know what the term means?
>>538399802It implies esoteric knowledge of all psyops.
>>538399653>Obesity is the result of good genetics>Eating fewer calories than you spend is physically impossible!Kek, another fat piggy outs themselves
>>538386739if only there was some simple and long established routine available to everyone that can increase your bone density.
>>538399802OP is a fat piggy trying to use chan culture to seek attention and approval over his disgusting piggish behaviorHe’s implying “based signtappers” would be against weight loss drugs because being fit makes you a better soldier, somewhat implying that starting an obese pig means you can maybe avoid being drafted.I’ll guess that OPs doctor told him to stop being such a fat nigger and offered him weight loss drugs and this whole thread is OPs way to seek approval to continue his life of inaction, excess, and extremely poor health.He wants (You), an authentic “based signtapper” anon chad, to tell him that he is based for refusing his doctors suggestion and continuing to be a nigger because of a convoluted claim (that OP introduced) that being obese is more likely to keep him out of the military, which is dodging (You) approve of.OP is undergoing all this tortuous mental gymnastics and cognitive dissonance to avoid the simple fact that you can not only refuse to fight for the military and also not be a fat fucking nigger, but that fighting back against an illegitimate government would be much easier if you were ironically fit enough to be a soldier.
>>538400345>starting should be staying >dodging should be something The greatest irony being the fact that OP can’t even balance calories even in the face of self inflicted side effects like organ failure and heart attacks because “ooh yummy snacks” means he’d be an awful soldier for, or against, the governmentBasically, >>538386627 (OP), signtappers don’t want you, the government military doesn’t want you. Nobody wants some lard ass nigger who needs to inject lizard venom to be a healthy human as a soldier. Nobody gives a fuck if you choose to be a pharma farm animal cash crop larping as a healthy person or the whalish rotting ghoul you currently are. Flip a coin to make a choice, then do a flip off a building and kill yourself.
>>538399524The semaglutide in these weight loss medications is a synthetically produced version of the hormone. The venom of the Gila monster contains a hormone that is similar to the human version of the hormone. The hormone that is used in these medications was taken from the Gila monster's venom, and was synthesized for use. It's interesting how they didn't choose to synthesize the human version of the hormone since it's supposedly similar.Perhaps their interest was in the fact that the Gila monster hormone version, which keeps them from eating for long periods of time, is more efficient than the human version of the hormone?Hmm
>>538400049Not anymore, fag :)1 shot of miracle juice a week and now I'm going to outlive you. Bye bitch.
>>538401437Have fun feeling your insides and bone marrow turn to soupCome back and let us how you feel in 3-5 yearsIf you still exist
>>538401366>gila monster venomInstant NPC shibboleth.Homology is a difficult concept for double digiters, I'll just leave it at that.
>>538401615Awfully rich coming from some kike/jamboy pushing jewish poisons onto White people
>>538386627All these drugs are like supersoldier drugs when combined and dosed in the right way. You can take a skinny-fat 40 year old and metamorphosize him back into something resembling a 25 year old at peak physical condition and even beyond to a superhuman state.
>>538401841Yeah but they keep running into the same issueSustainabilityAll of that shit is incredibly toxic to humansGood luck with your 18-24 month lasting super soldiers At most
>>538391689It's based, it's technically a secretagogue which operates differently than direct growth hormone injection. For fat loss tesamorelin is the better choice and then shift over to ipamorelin and CJC-1295 once you've leaned out.
>>538402023Boy I wonder who coined that term
>>538402020>All of that shit is incredibly toxic to humansMost of it has absolute zero toxicity, especially peptides which are just signaling agents built out of amino acids.
>>538402253>take the poison goyNew Delhi school of medicine?
>>538386627The idea of wide-skinned ozempic-roid raging soldiers is very funny to me.
>>538402902If you want to be a gay chicken shit over things that have the equivalent danger as a Flintstone's multivitamin have fun bro. The rest of us will be at overpeak human performance while your skin is drooping off your face and you have persistant joint pain because you want to maintain some puritan natty state in the face of age related decline.
>>538403486That’s a lot of words to say take your jewish poison goyGo home davika I do not redeemOur medicine is the last thing either of you cow worshippers should be concerned about
>>538403748Have fun being a normie. You live in an unprecedented time where you basically have free access to an Edgewood Arsenal tier supersoldier drug program and you're just sitting on your ass letting the opportunity pass you by.
>>538391640I'm 51, I went on keto for 2 1/2 months and I'm at 190 at my last doctor's visit. My BP is 117/78. I didn't need drugs, I needed chicken breast, thighs, salads and veggies.
>>538403887>freeNope >an Edgewood Arsenal tier supersoldier drug programYour whole goal an ideal is to just weigh as much as I do>sitting on your assPure projection, if it wasn’t you who was sitting on your ass all day stuffing Oreos into your gullet, you wouldn’t need drugs to be healthy and fit
>>538403887Get fucked davika
>>538386627>>538386739Conveniently ignoring that, unlike natural metabolic mechanism, drugs deplete fat reserves indiscriminately, i.e.: the brain.
>>538404328>I'm just going to willpower my way through lifeSounds gay when you can just take something like retatrutide that reformats your craving profile and keeps your metabolic rates in check as they decline with age. It's like having access to a car but you want to be like a Mennonite "NO WE DO THINGS BY HORSE AND THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GOING TO BE" *but daaaaaaaaaad, everyone just drives, why do we have to live this suck ass way*.
>>538404701They don't, they don't even target visceral fat, you need to take extra drugs for that. The human brain doesn't contain adipocyte cells for fat storage.
>>538404701Your brain is fat and not neural tissue?
>>538387160Go outside and walk dumb bitch
>>538404733>arguing in favor of instant gratification and learned helplessness>equating a tool to a drugYou're a living, breathing advertisment for contraception, sterilization, abortion and euthanasia. Quintessentially a leaf.Why don't you take your own advice and buy some rope? Why bother with the hassle that is life, if you can end it in a matter of 3min?
>>538404895Why, yes, naturally pharma merchants sell well tuned drug without side effects.>>538404909What do you think thus tissue is composed of?
>>538405006>NOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE FAST RESULTS, YOU HAVE TO TOIL AWAY AT STUFF FOR A REALLY LONG TIME BECAUSE OF SOME REASON AND BECAUSE MY FAVORITE PODCASTER SAID SO ABOUT CURRENT GENERATION, DRUGS ARE BLACK MAGIC HOW DARE YOU COMPARE THEM TO SOMETHING LIKE A TOOL THAT ALLOWS YOU TO PERFORM A JOB MORE QUICKLYlol
>>538405223That's just how substances work, some have solely negative effects (poison), some have solely positive effects, and many lie somewhere in between. But if there's substances that lie at or near the extreme positive end, why wouldn't you just take them?Secondly, just because some tissue is composed of a higher percentage of lipids in it's structure does not equate it to the energy storage system of the body. That's such a complete stretch of biological understanding you make yourself look like an uneducated retard for saying such things. These drugs already have heaps of research on them and nothing substantiates what you're saying.
This guy was like 200 lbs and took ozempic and got down to 140 bragging about how great it was and then something happened and he lost all his teeth. Does it leach minerals out of teeth as well as bone?
>>538405983Probably nutrient deficiencies, the drugs are a tool, if you use tools irresponsibly you can be injured.
Here’s how tardos have no common sense against science from the government. Fucking ingest it, don’t inject it. Your body’s not made to be shoving who knows what under your skin. Eat a pill if you’re going to do it. Watch out tho! I’m not a doctor or government official. I have no idea what I’m talking about.
>>538404909neural tissue has a libid linning. hence why MS, where the immune system attacks the Myelin shield of the Neuron, causes neurological damages because the signals can't be sent anymore
