>>538388882What do these people expect, that he is having an ultra low bodyfat percentage all year at his age? Lol I bet women wrote that shit who themselves are fat as fuck
>>538388951It cuz he got no muscles
>>538388882he's based fuck you kikeYou would've killed your pathetic pussy self if you went through what he did. Never hear him crying about anything or acting like a victim, never hear him telling you what to think. Fuck off back to preddit, kike.
>>538388882Looks like a sack of potatoes
>>538388882you are literally getting genocided yet you gossip about celebrities
>>538389080He didn’t go through anything though
>>538388951The body fat is acceptable but slightly high. The lack of muscles isn't. He needs to talk to Mel Gibson about TRT.
>>538389174>He didn’t go through anything though>In 1998, Reeves met director David Lynch's assistant Jennifer Syme at a party thrown for his band Dogstar, and they started dating.[256] On December 24, 1999, Syme gave birth eight months into her pregnancy to the couple's child, who was stillborn. The couple broke up several weeks afterward, but later reconciled.[257] On April 2, 2001, Syme was killed when her vehicle collided with three parked cars on Cahuenga Boulevard in Los Angeles. Syme had been under the influence and also not belted in.[258][259] Reeves told investigators that they were back together,[257] and had brunch together in San Francisco the day before the accident.[258] Reeves acted as a pallbearer for Syme,[258] who was buried next to their daughter.[260] He was scheduled to film the sequels to The Matrix the following spring, but sought "peace and time", according to friend Bret Domrose of Dogstar.[258]
>>538388882why don't you nigger go back ?
>>538389256Do you suppose that he & Halle...you know? They got pretty worked up & sweaty in that one movie they did together.
>>538388882He needs to do push ups regularly.
>>538388882he should work out tho a lil bitlooks too sausagy
>>538389080lmao
He's fucking 61 years old. You gay cocksuckers talking about how he needs to work out are fucking semen-filled retards. I fucking hate zoomers
>538389550>1 picture of him shaking hands in 2014, nothing public saying he has any opinion, meanwhile anon's favorite politicians have all touched the wallkekI'll say it again: not once that I know of has he ever publicly told me what to think on anything, especially not israel. Not going to sit here and defend some actor but of all people to cry about, funny how you kikes are crying loudly about this one. Really makes one think.
>>538388882His skin actually looks really healthy for his age.His problem is he keeps taking roles he needs to be slim for, which is rough when you are old since you end up skinnyfat so quickly and it is so much harder to put on muscle at that age.
>>538388951Yep.
>>538389242TRT boomers are subhumanViscerally disgusting.Reddit is right about Keanu.
>>538389458>professional actor does professional actingWow, shocking.
>>538388882Hes turned into russel brand
>>538388882who gave him that c section scar
>>538388882>That look a homeless guy gives you when you light up a cigarette
keanu is fine, he barely ever says anything and just makes movies. it's you histrionic women that turn him (and everything else) into a le ebin rebbit vs 4chan match
>>538389550Based Keanu supporting brown ethnic cleansing
>>538388882We should worship him, if anyone. Dude went through a lot of shit, still made it, and he's awkward as fuck in the way only an undiagnosed autist could be. Saying otherwise marks you as a terminally bitter basement dweller who hates anyone doing better than him.
>>538389814That was because they had to pullout the bug that they got crawl into his belly button in the matrix.
he needs to eat more
Body of a 61yo chinaman. Probably because he's a hapa.
He's fucking 61 years old, are you people retarded?
>>538389256Oh, that explains his rapid ascension to fame. It's always after a sacrifice
he looks like a normal guyall the effeminate looksmaxers ITT telling you you need to constantly go to the gym for female approval despite never getting laid lmao
>>538389242Why? Are you trying to fuck him or something?
>>538388882Looks very decent for being 61 years old.
>>538390473He was in bill and ted and the matrix before she died, kike.
>>538389990He also shreds in shooting. Of course turbo cucks don't want autists to get into shooting and knowing Keanu can actually shoot really well for run and gun with a late start.
>>538389550fake
>>538389028Because he's redpilled he knows that when he stops using steroids he won't be having any muscles because he won't be needing them for stopping bullets
>>538388882By all accounts, he's one of the only non-Satanic entities in Hollywood. There are stories of his kindness and generosity, which he often downplays and is embarrassed about when they get brought up. Naturally it COULD just be PR, but if it is then his PR is leagues better than literally everyone else in Hollywood, and that just doesn't make sense. He always comes off as genuine and likeable in interviews, and seems to prioritise entertainment over profit, actually wanting to make good stuff. Plus John Wick, Matrix, Constantine, Bill&Ted, guy's got a decent portfolio. What's not to like?
>>538390816Yeah Keanu Reeves is much taller than Netanyahu they made him look as small as Putin in that picture
>>538390001Method acting, they actually put a bug in his belly and then cut it out. Like that time they sent James Woods back in time an- oh, I've said too much
>>538388882>quiet heroismfuck is this faggotry? fuck reddit, go back faggot retard.
>>538390946I believe all Canadians except Justin Bieber are as humble as Keanu Reeves
>>538388882when people respect you for other accomplishments, you don't need to look like a bodybuilder cf. Elon Musk with his beer gut only monkes with nothing else going on need to get "swole" for "respect"
>>538390946I guess they needed a token good teammate
>>538388882he made some pretty cool movies and didn't let the fame get to his head. I don't think anyone worships him, people just appreciate him for not being a faggot.
>>538391088Canadians are brown, memeflag>>538391035Plot twist - the downvotes are from people insistent that islam is a cult
Its important for zoomers to understand that Keanu was literally worshiped like a god on reddit. Everysingle thing he did was posted with thousands of comments adoring him. You would scroll through all and just see Keanu shit constantly. Same thing happened with Louis ck and Bernie Sanders and others. Very 2010s type behavior. You dont see that sort of thing these days
>>538390473>>538390606He was also in point break.. as the best piece of furniture ever.>>538390475Lifting is now for male approval.
>>538390473I think a lot of times the sacrifice comes after the ascension, but everybody has to make their bones to pay their membership dues.
>>538391230>Lifting is now for homosexual male approval.slightly ftfy
>>538391230Point break ruled but it wasn't a big thing for him. Was just refuting the idea that the woman dying while drunk in a car crash had nothing to do with kike sacrifice unless they were REALLY getting specific with it kekThe guy had already been in the Matrix. He got back with her before the sequels.
>>538388882Hipdip hands wrote that.
>>538389080>leave the millionaire tv celebrity alone!!
>>538391230>Lifting is for male approvalThis is not necessarily true. I began lifting to fill out and even myself out, before I was a twig and now I look appropriate, I also lift for the massive boost in energy and mood that it provides. After I lift for 45 minutes to an hour I feel like a god. It's the best natural high one can get!And since putting on muscle mass I noticed that women notice me more and tend to get wet in panties easily. (I was already quite handsome in the facial region). Lidting teh weights is good for you all around. One must take care not to lift too many pounds though as it can damage joints quickly.
>538391376nah just don't make shit up about him, memeflag kike.As usual you trannies can't actually attack anything with what they actually do wrong.Trump is a great example. "He's a racist evil nazi" meanwhile he's a lifelong nyc jewloving democrat with kikes in his family all throughout. Yep what a heckin racist!Do better.
>>538388882>why do redditors worship him?He's Gen X. That whole generation has aura.
>>538388882Quiet what?
>>538391699STFU memeflag scum
>>538391489Hot
>>538388882I like Keanu, he's alright.
>>538388882For his age he looks good.
>>538391735I shoot a hot load on your buttocks.
>>538388882out of spitelike they do with everythingthey hate you more than they love lifeit's the way of redditor india
I met him when I lived on Hawaii for a while, got a picture somewhere. Also Chuck Norris and Carlos Santana. Chuck remembered me the second time and gave me a bear hug that I'll never forget. I wasn't serving him the second time, but I did buy him an Arnold Palmer drink (his wife said he didn't drink alcohol when I asked, as he was a bit out of it). She signed a $50 tip on a $95 bill, when I did serve them the first time and he gave me a signed copy of a picture of him doing a round house kick (he kept a stack of those to give away lol). Super cool dudes all around. I'm not posting the pics though, as that would 100% doxx me and the restaurant I worked at. If I do find the signed copy from Chuck I'll post it though
>>538389493why though, so he could look like someone who can push things?
ugh, i cant believe keanu reeves has black niples. disgusting.I honestly will never be able to look at him the same again
>>538392212Thanks Daddy
>>538390473Speed with Sandra Bulldyke
>>538392731My father worked at Nintendo and got roundhouse kicked by Cuck Norris when he met him and told him that Steven Seagull could kick is butt
>>538388882he has perfected the look i am like everyone else look. normies think he is the king of humble or some shit
>>538388882He's done good things with his life. Have you?
>>538394174>Net worth of 380 millionHe’s ultimately evil and has had net negative effect on society at large.No rich person has ever been or will ever be good.
>>538391230>>538391489Lifting is meditation for me.
>>538388882He's a very successful hapa.The only of his kind.That inspires all the other hapa on reddit to be less shit.
>>538392731I am a paramedic/lion tamer/rocket surgeon and I bumped into Chuck Norris once when I was visiting Mount Olympus, he fractured his leg after getting drunk and attempting to roundhouse kick Zeus, I patched him up and he was so grateful he gave me a brojob, no homo.Chill guy.
>>538388882>why do redditors worship him?He has money and fame is why. He seems like a genuine person.
>>538389256My life was harder than this objectively
He looks like a hobo.
>538394366begone weirdo jew no one asked.
>>538388882Rape victim build. Someone get him some tren before it's too late.
>>538388882He is a nice guy. I don't think I've ever heard of anything bad surrounding him. A role model of a human.
>>538390473dumb monkey slurper he was one of the most famous actors for a decade at least before this happened.
>>538388882If I were that rich that I would never let my body get that bad. He has all the money in the world to at least take steroids and peptides etc.At least he hasn't turned into a fat stinky-looking roady like Leonardo Dicaprio, or the surviving male cast members of Friends.
>>538388882My wife has more hair on her chest than this soiboy.
its like baconevery few years the chungi pick some random thing to be epic and then make endledss pointless comments about it.
>>538391088Drinking milk from bags causes it
>>538388882Somehow he manages to have the body of an extremely out of shape skinny 20 yo
>>538388882I like him but it's really a shame he's so out of shape with such wide shoulders. being /fit/ is not hard
>>538391088Saw reeves play bass in some band on tvHe ddnt even speak nor was he interviewed afterward only the front man was
>>538389515Yeah God damn I have more muscle tone and I don't do barely anything. 10 or 20 push-ups a few times a week
>>538393305>tfw a youngfag is also an oldfag but the two ends don't quite touchHe probably won't listen but it's good of you to try
>>538388882a lot of redditors are computer scientists, and because of that they love a lot of movies he's been in like johnny mnemonic and the matrix. he's also been in a few other nerdy films like constatine, and then transitioned to shitty action films which redditors also love. redditors also love retarded gay video games like cyberpunk 2077 of which he played a huge part (in ruining). on top of all this, he only fucks old women because he knows if he ever touched someone significantly younger than him that his entire fan base of feminazis will turn on him. he also does other things that redditors consider cool like riding motorcycles and drinking wine. overall a harmless figure with a long track record of nerd oriented roles. to me, he seems like one of the most judgmental people on the planet. he probably views himself as a messiah for beating heroin addiction and more or less raising himself, when in reality he got extremely lucky because he is NOT a good actor.
>>538389732>>538390529God Europeans are so cucked. Bet if I suggested estrogen you faggots would agree.
>>538389805In appearance. One is outspoken and annoying, the other is quiet and annoying
>>538388882>RedditorsAnyone who likes the good people will like this guy. Germs, on the other hand...
>>538388882Love the Matrix, nigga is completely talent free though. A mystery to me how people like that get roles and stay in the biz for decades.
>>538389028Having muscles is for fags and women. There is nothing as gay as going to the gym to work out.
>>538395371>gay videogames like cyberpunk 2077I'll say that Keanu wasn't the best choice for Johnny Silverhands, his voice acting wasn't up to snuff in the game. However, the game is objectively pretty fucking good if not absolutely exceptional, and to say otherwise would let everyone know they can immediately hold any of your other opinions in lower regard.
>>538389118He looks like a regular 50-something dude
>>538389256>multimillionaire experiences lifeOh, that poor man.
>>538399595No one said poor man. I said that faggot couldn't handle having to experience actual struggle. Most hollyjews would bring it up every interview if they went through that shit. You kikes are protesting a biiiit too hard on this one.
>>538390473Shut up, favela monkey. He was a name before the matrix.
