Why do Germans get all pissy when you point out that their food is typical northern/central euro bland trash and then insist that it's the greatest thing ever and then insult your own culture's cooking? Not even Brits chimp out like that.Like when's the last time anyone has ever said 'let's go out for German' as opposed to Indian, Italian, Chinese, etc?In reality even over in Germany most people go out to eat at Turkish and Middle Eastern food joints and have been for decades. Arab food to them is what Indian food is to Brits.
Never insult mett brötchen, or like the french call it "filet American"
>>538402810Kraut food is pretty good.
all the german inn's around here are for stinking rich people. They cook German fare
>>538402810if you haven't tried maurermarmelade yet and still insult it, then shut up! i don't insult food that i haven't tried yet.
>>538402810Brown people are the ones who bitch the most when you say you don't like their food. Probably because that's the only part of their culture they can be proud of
>>538402810Let's settle this once and for all : which Fisch Brötchen is the best ?For me it's the Bismarck
>>538402810All Euros I've met suffer from this "the water is more wet back home" attitude.
>>538403071>Brown people are the ones who bitch the most when you say you don't like their food.Guess what 99% of the posters here are.
The German dishes that made it over here are fine. Americans appreciate bratwurst, sauerkraut, pretzels and some other things. The rest of it, like mett, rock-hard brochen and warm sodas they can keep to themselves.
>>538402810what are babbling about nigga?german food is top tier it's mostly potatoes, meat and dairy + beer. All of them taste good and are healthy. in fact german food is best in europe imo. indian cuisine is aboslute garbage, it's just literally bunch of spices mixed together in oil not even meat in there.
>>538403078why would i chose one
>>538402810I like German food. If there were German restaurants, I would go there. Nobody likes Indian food.
>>538403626>Doesn't like mett>Consumes metric tons of ground beef LolWhat do you think a "Hamburger" is?
>>538404073I have a German restaurant near me, it has been around since the 80s and wins awards constantly. Delicious food.
>>538403626Brötchen is awesome. It’s just too much work, it’s easier to sling $5 coffees than it is to $0.50 Brötchen.
>>538404140I’m jealous. Our closest German town has German architecture and street names, but only niggers.
People that unironically eat Sauerkraut are not human. The smell is enough to make me gag.
>>538404197well you are brown so that checks out
>>538403389Probably this, I work with an Indian. And he is the only one that bitches about German food during the work trip, since he’s a vegitarian.
>>538404073A complete lie by the fact that there are no German restaurants to go to but there is ultra high demand for Indian restaurants, mostly for white customers even.
>>538402810There are many good old traditional German dishes. You need to buy a good classic German cookbook. Skip the fancy stuff.
>>538403964You past the test anon
>>538404272You’re a moron. Immigrants make restaurants because it is the food they know how to cook and to cater to other immigrants. If there were an influx of Germans coming here, I’m sure there would be German restaurants. Despite me liking German food, and knowing a solid German restaurant would sell out here, I won’t make one because I don’t want to own a restaurant and don’t know how to properly cook German meals.
>>538404189https://bavariangrill.com/I thought it was 80s but it was 93, still a very long running place.
>>538404197why are you so weak?
>>538404232I make a good Stroganov though.
>>538404272>>538404380Foreign trash get free money to start a business, so they always start restaurants, gas stations, dry cleaners, donut shops, etc. Our tax money pays for endless Indian shithole retaurants.
>>538402895jej, nobody got it
>>538404406Nice. Looks tasty.
>>538404380America got shit tons of German immigrants so by that logic your country should be filled with such restaurants dumb asss faggot. But no, they didn't bother themselves carrying on the traditions because of how much they sucked and they went for new American staples from Meds like pasta and pizza and tacos from Mexicans.
>>538404406The jagerschitzel looks tasty, but sauerkraut on the side is unconventional. The eisbein looks great too with traditional Rotkohl on the side. I would definitely go if I was ever nearby.
>>538403078I have a 1930s joke for you about that >it's 1933>a crafty fishmonger starts advertising "the Hitlerhering" >what's a Hitlerhering and how do you prepare one, people ask him >it's easy, he says>I take a regular old Bismarckhering, open the mount, remove the brain, and it's ready
>>538404614*the mouth ffs I rekt it
>>538404519No we don’t. The Germans we have came generations ago, most can’t even speak German. The ones that come now, like my wife, won’t open a German restaurant, she doesn’t even know how to cook German food like her grandparents do. Pizza places are popular because it costs about $3 to make a pie and they sell them for $25. The markup is huge. Same with cafes and coffee. German food costs more, the ingredients would be difficult to get here, which would also drive up costs.
>>538403078Matjes
>>538402810german food is shit the only good german food is döner (the german version) which is turkish but since it was created here in germany we can say it is kinda german
>>538404524That's spätzle, you can swap out whatever you want though, they have like 15 different sides. I haven't had a bad dish there ever, they do a seasonal menu as well.
>>538404668Like an uncreative slice of breaded fried pork would be super expensive to make. It isn't popular because its blander than Med and Asian dishes, deal with it. Hitler also hated America, stop caping for them, you look like a clown.
>>538404519>>what is the WW1 boycott for german food and everything with a german heritageDamn, you really are a "special" kind of uneducated mutt
>>538402810I eat recipes derived from german cuisine 4x a week retards just ignore 90% of the meals because they think the french were responsible when they just stole ideas.
>>538404766relax its just a taco
>>538404920Waaaaaaay overblown.
>>538404806It’s the meat, sauce, vegetable, and starch. For me, it’s schnitzel, Spargel, hollandais, and Bratkartoffeln. You can google this and try telling me it doesn’t look good and admit you’ve never tried it.
>>538402810German food’s pretty good. There’s a few German restaurants in my area. I usually get the Saurbraten.
>>538404978You’re a moron, or you’re 14. Everyone knows someone with a German grandparent but parents don’t know German because their grandparents refused to teach them since everyone were mad at Germans after ww2
>>538402810Snitzels, spetzel, various wursts are all fucking top tier. Idk if it was German dish or just pioneer bullshit, but headcheese is surprisingly good.-Westphalian Catholic migration family-
>>538404197Sorry you cant handle vinegar. Not aimed at you, but darkies chuckle about most of ours not doing well with capsasien, meanwhile they fall apart at vinegar or horseradish....
>>538405089And spoken French and Dutch and Italian and Portuguese and Chinese (more recent immigrants notwithstanding) all disappeared as well as their descendants became generic Americans. I mean there was a fucking General and President Eisenhower ffs. Fucking Roosevelt was president during WW2. You have a victim complex and you aren't even a kraut you pansy faggot.
>>538402810The only German cuisine that has survived WW2 can be found in Southern Germany. Northern Germany cuisine is nothing but post-war scarcity recipes and anglo-adjacent garbage.
>>538405299There are lots of Italian neighborhoods that still speak Italian. I can’t think of any German neighborhoods that still speak German. And I still don’t care, if you don’t like vanilla ice cream, it’s still my favorite flavor. Taste is subjective. Some people don’t like French food either, but I think it’s the best.
>>538405385So WW2 somehow caused amnesia and they forgot their own glorious recipes, or did they decide that McDonald's and döner were better than beets and pickled herring?
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>>538403078PeffermakereleI make it with cream cheese and arugula
>>538404197try some cabbage sliced up and add vinegar and chili pepper to it. let it pickle for a week. its good. not sauerkraut level of pickled
>>538403327because europe is better and your gay ex colonial territory nations suck
>>538404519my family always goes to the local German restaurant for celebrations. it's my favorite place to eat. the staff and guests are all wholesome and friendly, atmosphere cozy af, the food is delicious, bottomless bowls of pickled ham, etc. what's not to love?btw why you keep making this thread? what's your fuckin problem? which woman in your life is being fucked by Germanic chad rn?
>>538403078Seelachs for me
>>538402810German cuisine is pretty diverse. And at the boarders of course it's mostly the same as in the neighbouring countries and that's not bad.I am a humble man, my favorite is the Bauernfrühstück. But of course it's also good to have every bread imaginable.
>>538402810>raw porkabsolutely third world shit skin tier fucking retarded
>>538402810fixt
>>538402810does anyone else see the merchant?
>>538405385I thank you guys for inventing potato salad.
>>538406412bro it's... right above you post!
>>538403078>Krabben>Not crab
>>538406361Raw pork is the opposite of brown people Mr. Medium Rare
>>538404668My father lost the language because of how much anti German prejudice there was during and after the wars. German was one of the most common languages in America and vanished in one generation because of anti German hate directed by the Anglo-Judaic American ruling class.
>>538402810WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU MUTT NIGGER JUST SAY ABOUT METT BRÖTCHEN???
>>538405385That's bull, WW2 didn't changed anything. North German cuisine was always more sparse, those were outside the cities some of the poorest regions. Though you can find some good food there, too. I'm from Thuringia but my Grandparents lived in Rostock and I was never disappointed by the food there.
>>538402810>Arab food to them is what Indian food is to Brits.I don't think that comparison is going to mean what you want it to mean on this board
>>538405385>anglo-adjacent garbageWhat, in your mind, is anglo-adjacent rubbish?
>>538404140Hello fellow Plananon.
>>538402895it's beef not porkhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filet_am%C3%A9ricain
>>538404357Passed*
>>538402810Most of the good German food is Bavarian.
>>538402810Their best food was created by roach immigrants who were sick of German "cuisine">Doner is legitimately incredible though
>>538402810Germans think they have a good culture but they don't.
>>538409283I guess it will delight you then that the Döner was invented by a 45 year old white german woman in Berlin
>>538403078Krabben actually looks fucking goodI love shrimp and I love bread
I like beer and sausage.While I haven't been to Germany yet, I'm sure our shared love for beer and sausage would make me and the Germans get along just fine.
>>538409539We eat po boy's in America sir
>>538403078Braproller
>>538404519Retarded shitskin.
>>538405523There are a few in texas, some amish still speak german.
>>538403078Matjes, Seelachs and Seelachs-Ei are great.
>>538403078>nobody ever picks the hidden GOATBrathering is the best
>>538402810> schnitzel (literally superior version of tendies)> Rougekraut > Rouladen> Sourkraut >Bratwurst>Pretzels>SpaetzleGerman food being bad is a meme. It is good tier, it’s centred around using everything and being very satisfying and nutrient packed. When my German grandma cooks the feasts are better than a Thanksgiving turkey dinner
>>538402810rollmops are delicious
>>538402810>eating raw porkDon’t Germans have ovens?
>>538402810mettbrötchen are peak o algo
>>538403078Every single one except the Seelachs varieties and Fischfrikadelle. Gun to the head, I will choose Matjesbrötchen as my favorite, but it has to be genuine Matjes, not some packaged stuff from Aldi and Lidl. Brathering is also not something I eat on a Brötchen, I buy the Appel Bratheringe when they go on sale and use them as storage food. I usually have at least 50 cans of different fish varieties at home.
>>538410245Yes, you take food that's healthy in theory, then you make a disgusting lard ass (per)version out of it, we already know.
>>538402810>when's the last time you said "Let's go out for the food we always eat anyways?"Uh. Yes?The fuck do you mean, "bland trash?" You fucking shorting yourself on salt? No goddamned animal fat? Incapable of consuming sour foods?
Love my kale
>>538402810>indianI've never eat that shit. I would go to a German restaurant but they are rare to come by.
>>538413520Already occupied.
>>538413520>Don’t Germans have ovens?They are for jews
>>538402810Greeks make the only good food in Europe. The rest of you guys have god awful 'cuisine'.
>>538413520it's specially cured, if it ain't right they would die
We always had enough wood (in every sense of the word I might add) to make long cooking process possible hence all the stews, the climate also favors longer digestion periods.
>>538414244very nice
>>538414424>curedNo? That word means something.
>>538402810Fully agree. 95% is shit and the remaining 5% are too rare. German deserts and cakes and stuff are cool though.
>>538414589the krauts do something with it to make it not raw
>>538414427>We always had enough wood (in every sense of the word I might add)Can fully confirm. (You) should listen to him.
>>538402810i see happy merchant
>>538402810German, English and American food always gets mocked but its some of the greatest. I could mock Italian food for just being endless combinations of tomato, cheese and carbs. French is just onions and garlic with everything.Meanwhile English food has a hundred different sauces and gravies and the best selection of cakes and biscuits. German food has lots of different curries and the best selection of breads.I won't limit myself to JUST English food, but I'd rather JUST have English food than JUST Italian or French.American food is also great so long as it is home made without all the processed nonsense their supermarkets put in everything. The best meal I ever had was in Germany and the German server apologised when he gave it to me saying that German food was bad. It was these delicate pastry parcels with meat inside, with mashed potato and spetzl and a spicy onion gravy. Simple but amazing.
>>538414424No, it's not cured. It's just fresh Mett, really fresh.
>>538407197This never happened. All they did was remove it from public schools second language option during the war, temporarily and via democratic votes in state legislators. Most 2nd gen Germans spoke English as their main language outside of rural af communities. No one is policing what language you speak in your private life, and they never did. Actually many Germans admit that the wars made them become American quicker and less insular, as many were foreign born or children of foreign born. When Anglos were literally going into Germany promoting new cities like Milwaukee for Germans to migrate to for job opportunities, the implicit understanding is that you'd be moving to America to assimilate. Somehow this fact escaped Germans only, and everyone else freely assimilated.
Westoid superiority complex
>>538415096>German food has lots of different currieswhat
>>538402810>kike kvetches about Germaryan foodYou are so addicted to hamburgers, that you will die a virgin of morbid obesity at a tender age of 42 You kike faggot fuck
>>538415762Obviously it's a paki. It thinks "curry" means "stew."
>>538404614>>538404658Get back to the potatofields Miroslav
>>538414421t. picky eater
>>538402810Fortunately for my state, German culture heavily played a roll in developing by far the best food in the world (Texas BBQ)
>>538404519Hot dogs come from Germany and they are the quintessential American food. What the fuck are you talking about?
>>538404197It brings you back to life. Respect it. Try it on literally anything salty.
>>538404197Maybe mix it with your breakfast, dinner, lunch. (I mean Sangria)
>>538403078Räucherlachs obviously. Not even competition.
>>538404197it's great on a reuben
>>538402810Needing to eat food with thousands of spices is no different than needing creamer in coffee. Germans are just more masculine than you.
>>538417206>uhh yeah cheese me fucking harder daddy! UH FUCKIN CHEESE IN ME!fuck you for posting that lust provoking image and making me think and say that out loud
>>538417440Then why do they keep getting beaten up by brown bulls?
>>538417206Oy vey, do you also buy $42 sandwiches from your local Delikatessen? I go to Rubinstein's, they are just great. Did you know that the meat cutter will make you an extra thick sandwich if you tip him a measly twenty bucks? They also gift you a portion homemade kosher mustard if you tip them an additional ten bucks (lots of people don't know this, it's sort of an Rubinstein's insider tip for extra cool people like you, I will give it to you for free since I'm not able to charge you atm).
>>538402810>why tribalismfor real nigga?
>>538403626>rock-hard brochenyou are supposed to soak it in soup, dickhead.
my dad's family is part german and I thought the german good he would make was good, but then I found out his grandmother who he got the recipes from was actually alsatian.
>>538414589hes wrongbasically good alive pig makes for good raw pigthey make sure the meat going into the mett is good and then add lots of salt and pepper and mince it real good and thats all there is too it.
>>538417616Masculinity is far more than just knowing how to fight bare handed.
It's 4th of July aren't you ppl supposed to be BBQing ? I don't see a single possum brisket
>>538402810German food is solid. Their deserts are S tier. Their beer is God tier.
>>538419657Enjoy your maple curry.
>>538402810>bland>AYO WHY DEM WYPIPO NO SEASON DEY FOOD?!what you sound like
>>538402810>Like when's the last time anyone said 'let's go out for German' as opposed to Indian Shut the fuck up pajeet hahaha
>>538406412Holy cow
>>538402810>needs flavorful foodyou got a little bit of sugar in the tank op?
>>538419850that doesn't look very impressive
>>538402810I'll never understand people getting worked up over bland food, who cares? Eat what you like, nobody is forcing you to eat it. I like buttered toast on a morning, sometimes I'll have cornflakes, it's not seasoned at all but I like it.
>>538403078I've only ever tried räucherlachs and peffermakrele, but the seelachs-ei looks pretty good.
>>538420775Americans like colorful food
>>538403078>kein RäucheraalSaftladen, guess Ill get a Matjes
>>538419493That's the kind of copout a cuckold would give.
>>538415486>This never happened.Yes it did, britain. My grandparents both talked about how they would hide their German heritage due to the anti-German sentiments being expressed by government officials, media, etc. at the time>everybody but Germans assimilatedok just kys jewboy
>>538408911Faschiertes can be beef, pork, even chicken or mixed. Wait is mettbrötchen exclusively pork. I did not know that
>>538414244That looks edible
>>538405523>There are lots of Italian neighborhoods that still speak Italianbecause you treated them like shit
Get out of my country you slimy jeet rat. The stalest pretzel is vastly preferable to the synyhetic emesis you "people" call curry. Its heavily overseasoned and it tastes like somebody already shat it out you fucking parasite
Miss me with that raw shit.Es wissts ja gar ned wos guad is.
>>538402810Did I said something wrong?
>>538403052>maurermarmeladeIve been a maurermeister for 6 years now and have no idea what that is
>>538403052Also logical flaw, have you ever eaten snails froglegs chicken feet or katzenbraten (a swiss dish)? Would you?
>>538402810>when's the last time anyone has ever said 'let's go out for German'the previous oktoberfest and 4/20 to celebrate Adolf Hitler's birthday
>>538403078Frikadelle aka Bremer
>>538412649Yeah but not in a semmel, make it with röstkartoffeln and roher zwiebel
>>538403626>The German dishes that made it over here are fine. Americans appreciate bratwurst, sauerkraut, pretzels and some other things.Or hotdogs and hamburgers for that matter.Lmao just thought of the king of queens joke where doug manipulates arthur into wishing for the things he wants to eat for dinner and arthur finding out>so i guess you never did care for my summer in hamburgLmao
>>538402810My parents went out for German food occasionally, desu it was the most fun for me in a comfy way along with Japanese in a futuristic way, Germany makes the best beer and they have great "lodge" food like you're in the middle of the woods or mountains and most of the meat has been hunted for you. Really the best thing is for the Jews to be overthrown and for the nations to be returned to their ancestral homelands. Any white person who eats paki/roach food in this day and age is a traitor in my eyes.
>>538403710Based and aryan supremacy pilled.Heil Hitler! o/Picrel the Führer's favourite dish.
>>538402938This. The whole "bland" thing is simply that the produce used for cooking is so fresh, and of such a high standard, that it doesn't need to be smothered with stuff that completely hide what it actually taste like.
>>538403078Moin eine Pfeffermakrele bitte, vielen Dank!
>>538404524I went to central germany (aka east germany / former DDR) and their variety of jägerschnitzel is a breaded and fried jagdwurst lmao. They also serve soljanka everywhere. But the people are gnerally nice unless you find some wessi hating boomerfaggot
>>538422907Sieg Heil!
Whats the purpose of calling euro food bland when shitskins consume more euro food compared to whatever slop from back homeAnyways my dinner is skirt steak marinated in joe beef brand (kebek) with some turnips and carrots
>>538414244Oh, hey I just learned, this year. That there's a type of kale that's cultivated so it can be grown, pretty much as a permacrop (Chou Daubenton is the one I've got now). I never knew, since almost all cabbage related plants NEED to be crop rotated.So I have me a grønkål patch now that's just getting ready to be a patch where I can always just go pick me some fresh kale whenever I feel like it.>jord til bord på 20 sekunder
>>538404406lol I went there in the aughts, the service was mediocre, also their website has the "neutered" German look with the not-quite-blackletter typeface. You see the same with pagan bands from Germany where they have to mess the swastika up too.
>>538423118I miss him so much bro.https://youtu.be/CfL9te4iKcU?si=3YO9TlxDIY0Ojr18Have an unpolitical day.
>>538423402National socialist til death here.
>>538423543I appreciate you
>>538422560>>538422907Okay, now we're cookin'
German food is fucking based, you nigger
