Can we have a good old chinese webm tbread?
No. You eat shit.
Anyone got a webm of the Zognald Fair bridge catching fire from the fireworks or the foam leaking from the fake pillars leaking even more than on the first days?
>>538403542I just got exploding (chi)knees
This one got me
>>538403966is it better than the explosive diarrhoea you experience on a daily basis
>>538404257Got you how? That's not a large gap. The only difficulty is mental because of the height. The kid makes that jump distance 100 times out of 100 at ground level. The main danger is trusting the construction, but it seems solid enough. It's a far less dangerous jump than it looks. Should they be doing that? No. But the only difficulty is mental, as I said.
>>538403034Wtf.
>>538404240It's a post covid thing to save their image
>>538405259no I think the danger is falling off the building
>>538403034
>>538403034That kid is made of steel.
>>538408512
>>538408416
I still want to find the one where it's like three tuktuk's one basically right after another going around a hairpin descending turn right off a cliff. Pretty sure it's some type of jeets though. The onld drive I had it on died :(
>>538408552
>>538408566>Wimp lo really doesn't get the credit he deserved for the training he put in.
>>538403034fucking GTA npc behaviour>hit random small player-made debris>crash and end up splayed out on the ground>get on vehicle and go back to 'driving mode'>not coded to have an actual destination so just drives off in a random direction, so heads back the way they came>turning radius too wide so they clip a parked car and crash again>driver NPC drives off before passenger is fully on>passenger gets laid out and then the driver crashes from driving over passengerhad this webm gone on for 15 more seconds a cop would arrive and shoot the driver for running over a civilian
>>538408588
>>538408722the companion webm
>>538403034.
>>538403966>equipped with auto-detect cremation technology
>>538406093This one's a classic!
>>538408722>>538408808Sorry, I got my jeet thread and chink thread tabs mixed up
>>538408566>but sensei, what if my opponent doesn't strike my balls?
>>538403034Imagine hearing her cry about all this then having to tell her she’s not a bad mother just because you want to seggs her before bed.
>>538403034>literal Tom & Jerry banana peel pls tell me this is AI
An oldie but goodie...there's plenty of these so much so as to make one believe it's epidemic behavior in ching chong chinaman land.
mmm chinese food is so tasty and tender...
>>538405211Nothing is better than that.
More baby kicking.
fucking so nasty
>>538404257Man...
>>538411080More like this
>>538410178sir that no dog
>>538410178[ ] my problem[x] not my problem
>>538411019Stolen. Have not seen that one.
>>538410532Lt. Frank Drebin driving that car.
Odd fellows...
>>538410532 >I'll be back
No this is not BeamNG streaming.
>>538411271
>>538411080Amazing, really.
>>538408722I'm impressed
>>538407674Fucking Looney tunes shit>W-w-welll that's all folks
>>538411623Story?
>>538410796Was there no one there with an oven mitt or something? Reminds me of the show the office where Dwight was simulating giving birth to a watermelon and when he was giving birth to the melon, and Michael was there to catch it, he dropped it, and was like got what was that covered in? .Dwight was like Butter. New borns are slippery. Michael good touch!
itt: stinky jeets
Jumpin' Jack Flash it's a gas gas gas!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/996_working_hour_system
>>538411709Not sure. I saved it from a webm thread.
>>538403034kek, asian women drivers everyone
>>538403034these never cease to amaze me
>>538412377No matter how bad things are, they can always get worse.
>>538403180who eats shit?
Some of these are fucking ancient, like 2003 ...
Just scrolling through this ChinkNigger file of mine it's remarkable how the Chinks are like totally cold blooded in their response to the most dreadful tragedies in their midst but despite that they're still nowhere near as evil as nigs...
>>538403034Yes please
PM Carney is going to let CCP flood Canada with cheap Chink battery powered cars. kewl
we should have these threads more often to remind us all that bugmen are not human
>>538408512I get the cribs are for onsite daycare. but what are they working on?
>>538413937>>we should have these threads more often to remind us all that bugmen are not humanI haven't seen one of these in ages like more than 10 years now..
>>538411414fucking kek
>>538413772that's japanese you dumbass shitjeet
>>538414054you don't have internet for ten years sukhdeep, you won't fool anyone
>>538414187>you don't have internet for ten years sukhdeep, you won't fool anyone
>>538404240> meme flag> defending IndiaAt least pay for a vpn you retarded shit eater.
>>538414596Jesus Christ. Why isn't that police officer doing anything???
Fucking doomscrolling...
>>538415041>Jesus Christ. Why isn't that police officer doing anything???Stick around kiddo. I can see you've got a lot to learn.
>>538411436fucking simp
>>538415278Should be able to open the door around the minute mark, right?
>>538415370
>>538414180Indeed
Kikes: oy vey, stop burning our books. Das racistAlso kikes:
>>538415631one of my all time favs..yes not chinks but still...a classic
>>538411623Aren't guns banned in chinkland?
>>538415620kick out the sunroof, not certain but being probably chink made and no water pressure acting on its the best hope i reckon
>>538415644>actual jigglesome quality fake tits to be fair
Don't forget Most middle east countries were christian and hated niggers before WW2
>>538403034I can't tell if she's having a stroke or if this is a woman moment. Perhaps she's doing it intentionally to appear like an accident in order to hurt or kill the kid? Women have too many rights.
>>538415631
>>538415773Good question. I have no idea.
With the jews its rotten perversions and crooked deals.With the beaners it's just sadistic gore, face removalWith the niggers it's weird explosive violence and they seem largely impervious to great pain.With the chinks it's this affinity for fire, raging infernos
>good old alex meacham thread
>>538415886having to fish round the corpses seem quite a common problem in china
>>538415054So this is your asian trad cutie
>>538415773Could be flips...getting a flip vibe. And the Philippines are full of pistols. They bring them into Vancouver smuggled in the crevices of big freighters.
>>538408855but how will they harvest the organs
>>538415562Post escalators, i remember chinks have escalators problems
>>538415817>some quality fake tits to be fairBalloons filled with water in a bra. Oldest trick in the book.
>>538416183
>>538416183>>538416133i cant stop laughing!!
>>538416183>Post escalators, i remember chinks have escalators problemsI've got so much chink shit saved I could 404 this thread. I...the elevator shit and the workplace shit...my father died in a work accident. I'm sort of tippy toeing around that shit.
>>538416215How?
>>538416377
>>538415993And what about jeets?
>>538416416
did u guys see that chinkbot in the beginning pushing the narrative lmao
>>538415851that's exactly the first thing that popped in my head too. I rewatched it several times to see if maybe it was just me but no. It definitely looks fake and exageratted each time the scooter falls over with the kid. likely either to kill him or hurt him all for attention, sympathy, and probably donations(mauchasen by proxy). I hate women so much. I bet the father would gladly take him off her hands but she needs the kid as a prop for her single mother boss girl arc. That and the extra social services from having a dependent as a woman, so daddy government can step up.
>>538416488chinks shill jeet threads 24/7 this one is dedicated to CHINNNNNAAAH!
>>538416496That's every nigger at a Chinese buffet when they bring out the crab claws.
>>538416725I mean I was talking about this:>With the jews its rotten perversions and crooked deals.>With the beaners it's just sadistic gore, face removal>With the niggers it's weird explosive violence and they seem largely impervious to great pain.>With the chinks it's this affinity for fire, raging infernoswith the jeets...
>>538404257Why didn't he fall? Fuck off
>>538416591Are they okay?
Is this that famous chinese 105 average IQ I'm seeing right now in OP's webm?
>>538416725And once they're mangled they don't get shit from the government. If they don't have a family to take care of them many of them become beggars on the streets. Even if they do have family they still beg on the street. Like everyone else owes them when their company and their government are the ones who screwed them.
>>538417042Yes is the supapowa better than the west and trad saviour of the white race china
>This thread>China IQ global score: Between 104 and 107Bullshit. Outside the big cities, they are below 85.
>>538416896trains, if there was a world championship on dying on train networks its india that would win but still
Somebody call an amberlamps.
>>538415278This is fake. Lol the camera angle changes? Good AI but not believable in many ways. Can't kick out a window? Can't open the door after you hit equilibrium? Not opening the sunroof? None of be windows shattered, even though they clearly did in one cut. Good AI, just not believable.
>>538408552What the fuck is this? I thought tall buildings were supposed to fall directly down into their footprint.
>>538417459I don't get it. What happened here?
>>538403034This sounds like how Zionists operate at times. And also some Italians. From what I can tell it's mostly instinctual with a lack of empathy. If you've ever been in an argument with someone and once they get emotional all that matters to them is to get a "win" They'll switch subjects, lie, gaslight etc. And after all the undeserved crap is thrown your way they'll tell someone else how victimized they were and completely spin it. They more often than not believe it. It's detached from reality and more instinctual than thoughful.
>>538418134He fell into a bath of sulfuric acid and had only enough strength and time using his last remaining vital energy to go back up and not completely melt in the pool. (Yeah he died.)Just watch him at the end, we can see his bones naked and all the clothes are dissolved. Gruesome.
>>538415620pretty much; at the end of the webm when the door is submerged and the last of the airpocket was filling up, it should have easily opened
>>538418317Eesh. I cannot believe the complete disregard to basic safety precautions or the worker's own casualness in approaching this unbelievable difficult and unsafe work. Well, that's China for you.
>>538418420They don't value the individual as much as we do. They are so much, they think about the collective more than anything else, like ants. The principle of their philosophy. That's why.
>>538403966To be fair, motorcyclists are often dumb regardless of nationality. See the speed all the cars on the road are going? That's the speed you should be going on your motorbike. If they go slow, you go slow.
>>538418420Plus they only make $5 a day. They can't begin to afford the shit they make. And a lot of them are slaves esp the teenaged girls the PLA kidnaps out of the countryside to make circuit boards for computers and shit because they have sharp eyesight. By the time they're 30 after 18 hour days, living in slave quarters with overflowing toilets eating pork that's turned green, and being exposed to industrial chemicals they're broken so they just get dumpe for a new batch without ever being paid.
>>538403034Based
>>538410885Based!!!! TWD
>>538418751You should get a VPN service and switch you VPNs so it looks like more than one person is spamming all those webms like the chink shills do
>>538411436Kind of romantic
>>538418751Ahaha holy shit. I think Chinese threads are even more funnier than just violent machete stuff from Africa. It's so casual too, they have just enough civilization in them that they can "do things" but at the same time, not enough for things to go smoothly, and everything can go catastrophically wrong at any point, any turn, any event. That's what makes China threads so amusing and terrifying. It's like a nightmare, it feels surreal for these things to happen, but they do... Like random beatings, eating disgusting things, things randomly falling apart, zero safety measures, zero care for whatever is happening on the streets etc. the world upside down!
no no no no no no no...
>>538418751>>538418974everyone already knows you're both jeets so it doesn't matter
>>538416687At this moment he was staring into a pure ball of energy. But his brain probably wasn‘t fast enough to process anything. Maybe he witnessed the light, but after that it was definitely lights out.Not the worst death desu.
>>538419050Amusement park safety standards are a good barometer with how "civilized" a society is. There are some real horror reels of these so-called "civilized" societies where like 50 people die in some shoddy Ferris wheel or ride disaster. It's really like they do not value human life or care if people die based on their work.
>>538419001>Kind of romantic
Can you post the one where there is this naked chik and her air is in flames. Shes like standing near a street and the people are just passing her not even looking her way. Cant seem to find this one
>>538417338Outside of the specific students that are chosen to be tested.
Nice AI slop saar
>>538411436This is fucked
>>538408566
>>538411436https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC95MEenIxA
>>538405259I don't know anon, he can slip, his shoelaces could be undone and he could trip, he could fuck up in some ways that are unlikely to happen, but if it happens he's dead
>>538417865Kek
Who's got the classic liveleak electrocution with multiplemen carrying the square metal frame? The scale model reenactment would also be appreciated.
>>538412008
>>538408566You should make a thread jus of this webm Kek
>>538423122
>>538403966Gives whole new meaning to the term rice burner.
>>538408416Based
>>538409915This crap is what pisses me off the most, how soulless do you have to be to blow torch a dog alive like that, at least euthanize the dog first at the very least
>>538411080The guy almost had his brains explode out from the barbell weight crushing his skull
>>538410178If you watch this and think of anything other than brutally killing that chinaman you should touch grass. If you keep going down that path the millstone will be waiting for you.
>>538408566I used to be able to fully "turtle up" and retract my testicles, but I got torsion and lost the use of them (they still function as testicles, I just can't control them any more)
>>538411745Jesus christ, just kill your food before fucking scalding it
>>538423362How painful a death is this
>>538423362Much obliged anon. The little puppet show side by side is what really makes it.
Why is half of this board just chinks and jeets arguing with each other now?
>>538424536No. Also people who think it's funny they think we can't see they're behind because they feel threatened by one another and also that they both fully deserve it.
>>538424536It’s just chinks and chinks pretending to be Jeets lol
>>538413608Why the fuck do they do this shit seriously
>>538411436Why doesn't he bleed?
>>538416279>Villains whose motives are hard to find fault with or arguably better than the hero's
>>538423386CHINESE NERVE GAS PUPPET SHOW!
>>538417386Fucking Looney Tunes country
>>538403034Why are they like this?
>>538403034This has to be some kinda skit right?
>>538403034>>538406093The one thing I’d give credit for is that it’s not easy for them to give up, they just keep trying, where as in the case of mutts, they immediately yield when anything went slightly wrong:>>538403542
>>538404257New Squid Game just dropped?
>>538403966You never go that hard on front brakes. Never. If you really think you're gonna crash regardless, go hard on the rear breaks and slide it out if you can.
>>538403542>Can anyone help me get some white people memes lol chinks
Why does everything explode there? Just random everyday items.What are these things made out of?>>538416687>>538417671
>>538411436what a pathetic faggot. too many disney movies.
>>538424413Why do you appeal to a jew when you are stressed?
>>538408552AI. everyone knows buildings implode at a freefall speed into themselves.
>>538424700It's part of their dietary alchemy; if you terrorize the animal you're slaughtering , it secretes adrenaline and the meat is tough and has their weird taste to it that they believe is medicinal to them. I think they believe it gives them big hard ons or something like that. Basically kosher and halal meat butchery uses a very similar principle. terrorized not tenderized.
>>538423921
>>538403180This screencap and the "don't learn Mandarin" is 60% of what you have to know about this world.
NOOOO NOOOOO NOOOOO!
>>538408566I can actually do this. It's a mutation where you can raise your testicals into your body. Bell clapper syndrome or something. But they pretend it's steel balls
>>538408588Feels good
>>538408722Clever sar
>>538408808Exactly how I leave work at 4:59
>>538410178One child policy caused this
>>538411623The struttin that ass move at the end is worth all the suffering.
Still makes me chuckle
>>538411436How romantic.
>>538414889Some wages of fear shit
>>538404257>poopjeet doesn’t understand the point of webm threadsWhat happened to the anon with the huge jeet video collection? Tranny jannies keep banning him huh.
>>538427928Imagine the smell. Probably smells like the dog he blowtorched to death.
>>538417459I hope it was shit, not some chemical
>>538403542America is Russianizing. You're going to see more and more of this shit. Hegseth is going to introduce the law of the elders to the US Armed Forces
>>538428755Stomach ulcer hemorage, by the looks of it.
>>538428813Ernie no
>>538416430Yup Chinese guy at work was going to drive and a supervisor stepped in and took the wheel instead saying>>I don't trust anyone you can blind with a piece of dental floss to drive.
>>538403180Go back to china
Bravo boys, this was a great thread.
>>538431286It's nice to see a chink webm thread among wumao spamJust too bad they aren't around as often as jeet webm threads anymore
>>538431903Yes
>>538403542Reminder that 100% of memeflaggots are chinks and/or poos, every time. "Chinesium" is an actual term the whole world uses, retard. You will never escape the humiliation of your shit ass third world commie Xink infrastructure. Find a tall building without the preventative nets, noodle nigger.
>>538404257waste of time, don't click
