I experience sleep paralysis a lot and it often takes the form of alien abduction scenario's. Recently I started running and bought a fitbit to track my runs. It also tracks my sleep, the other night I had another sleep paralysis episode and I just checked my sleep data and it says I was awake for an 11 hour period, essentially throughout the entire night but I remember being absolutely 100% asleep. Have any of you guys ever had a sleep tracking app malfunction like this or am I actually regularly being abducted by aliens? Why are they abducting me in particular if they are?
>>538408456imagine using such a snake oil as sleep tracker
Are you autistic?
>>538408456fuck wrong board
>>538408456i wouldnt worry about it
>>538408456Leave milk out for them. If sleep improves you will know that they are satisfied with the offering.
>>538408456>bought a fitbit to track my runsGay
>>538408456What does it track exactly? Maybe you just have an elevated pulse during weird dreams, or sleep apnea or something like that that it misinterpretes.But in principle it's more simple:Do you feel rested after sleeping?If so then you slept properly. If not then your sleep was fucky or aliens probed your bunghole.
>>538408456Possession is a normal sensation during sleep paralysis because the part of your mind that's in control of your body during deep sleep is not typically active when you're awake. So it feels like two different presences fighting each other.
>>538408641Better yet leave protein shake out for them so you attain those epic gains while you sleep.
>>538408695I don't know how it works but it tracks like "awake, "light sleep" "deep sleep" and "REM" it says I was awake when I wasn't, for 11 hours, and I don't have 11 hour long nightmares where I would have a prolonged elevated heart rate or anything either. So I dunno, it's just weird.
>>538408695>>538408865Also after that night I didn't feel properly rested. It gives you like a sleep score, and it said I had a poor sleep. I'm going to set up a camera and see if it records anything
>>538408456http://www.alienresistance.org/stop-alien-abduction/
>>538409089I'm not a king though, so why are they visiting me?
>>538409042Have you ever considered that smart watches were designed with the sole purpose of making women worry about dumb crap so they pay for things to 'fix' it?>>538409195Maybe you are a part of the royal line and just don't know it.https://youtu.be/LJ4_gB_qmFI
>>538408456You ARE awake and your body is being used without your permission as a vessel to communicate with entities from other planes. It is not dangerous and, for long sessions, can be slimming.
>>538409300>can be slimminglmao>>538409299Yes but it's usually pretty accurate it's not something I obsess about either it's just a useful aid. I doubt I'm part of any royal line. I'm 100% Irish.
>>538409519>I'm 100% Irish.Watch the video then.It explains alot about what is happening today and why Whites are hated and being genocided worldwide.We are the people God loves most and Satan hates worst.
>>538409610That "twelve tribes of israel" shit is just british israelism bollocks. I hate jews. If anything it's far more likely Irish people descend from egyptian pharoahs (R1B) the people that enslaved those jew fucks.
>>538409752>I hate jews.As well you should.But, you fail to ask:>WHO is Israel?Those who strive to steal our present and our future have already stolen our past. WE are who they claim to be. They have stolen our history, our lands, even our ancestors. On top of that, they have the audacity to label us Amalek. They trade their own position for ours. They seek revenge for what Jacob did to Esau. They think if they wear the skin of dead Israelites that God will recognize them as His true people. They act out their hatred of God for which God hates them. Then, they blame you and tell you it's God's fault. Our kin have set their seal to testify that WE are of Israelite descent in the Declaration of Arbroath.Who am I to believe, my family though long dead, or those who seek to erase my family? Am I to swear allegiance to a false race and a false god just because others refuse to hear the truth of who they are? Our people were the Scythians. Those same Scythians were renamed by the Romans as Germans, the “true” people. We will not find the roots of our race in 20th century politics. We must go back far further. We must be willing to confront lies that are over 2700 years old. The choice between religion and race is a false one, unless you choose a false history and a false god, as your (((enemies))) would prefer. True history and the true God need not be separated. Many hate the Bible, but it is the story of OUR family. It is you who prevent your people from being whole. You have to let go of the lies you love. It's time for the family reunion.Some YouTube resources:@IsraelFound@richtidwell@truthinhistory@TruthVids@americaspromiseministries2@YairDavidiy@ShepherdChapelStudent/playlist?list=PLiA6kuKpn0D02ZxrOPIOQB0-Gs5VnYlMjkinsmanredeemer (.) com/britishisrael (.) co (.) uk/overcomebabylon (.) com/statement-of-faith
>>538408456you are just a sleepwalkerevery night you unconsciously visit the local migrant asylum and get railed by somali bbc monsters
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>>538409960Should be called jeets law at this point because we all know what you are
>>538409819sounds like your just trying to force biblical allegory onto history honestly, any hard evidence for what you claim? not just loose similarities.
>>538408456How do you remember being asleep?
>>538409960so that's how the fire started
>>538410083I had dreams
>>538410064What hard evidence do you have for your claim that>That "twelve tribes of israel" shit is just british israelism bollocks.I'll tell you what evidence you have.NONE.You are feeling your way through life like a woman.That's why you have this obsession with your sleep quality.
>>538409752>If anything it's far more likely Irish people descend from egyptian pharoahs (R1B) the people that enslaved those jew fucks.You will let JEWISH scientists explain the link to Egypt, but you will not listen to anyone who ties the HISTORY of Ireland with the HISTORY of the Bible.You don't look intelligent to me.You are proud of being ignorant.That is the opposite of intelligence.
>>538408456have you ever done a sleep study to understand if you have apnea? how long has it been this way?
>>538410185>What hard evidence do you havegenetics
>>538410280Isn't sleep apnea just like when you stop breathing in your sleep or something? That wouldn't show up as me being awake I don't think. I only bought the fitbit two weeks ago but I've been getting sleep paralysis my whole life
>>538408456You should install a camera and check what you are doing, might be interesting
>>538410414I'm going to leave my laptop camera recording overnight yeah. If anything it'll just confirm it's sleep paralysis and not anything paranormal.
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>>538410410it could show as waking up or staying awake, depending upon the circumstances. if you get one and they report "oh, you had x amounts of incidents, during which every event was a moment your body struggling for oxygen", you def have apnea. really depends on your weight too. if your BMI is overweight you're def predisposed to it and i would get a test as soon as possible. getting a C-PAP did a world of difference for my father, it was like he was a different person before and after
>>538408456Does it say you went on a 10 trillion mile run?
>>538410681what makes you think it's worms? lol
>>538410727I'm not particularly overweight but I'll get it checked anyways thanks
>>538408623My parents actually bought me this poster when I was around 13. I thought it was so funny and since they knew I didn't smoke weed or have a dealer, I guess they thought I could have it.
>>538410736it only counts like daily steps it doesn't have a built in maps functionality as far as I know, you need a separate app like strava or something for that I think
>>538410819also wanted to ask, do you take anything to sleep? i've had to use melatonin and benadryl/DPH plenty of times to sleep and honestly those are the only moments i get sleep paralasis
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