Longetivity advocate Bryan Johnson reveals he has an incurable disease that causes his "stomach to eat itself". Why didn't his healthy lifestyle and his young son's blood prevent this?https://x.com/nypost/status/2073788583270371513?s=20
>>538408728This dude is a vegan and genuinely retarded just like 90% of the population. It’s always funny when normoids find out that every “incurable” chronic disease is cured through keto or carnivore diets
That's not an incurable disease It's too much Akkermansia muciniphila.coupled with Bacteroides thetaiotaomicron (which shifts to aggressively eating host mucus when dietary plant fibers are missing entirely)___________He needs to increase his fibre and consider moving from a single meal to multiple meals with an increase in fibre _________The Paradox of Balance: In a healthy gut, A. muciniphila nibbles on the outer mucus layer, which actually stimulates the goblet cells to produce more fresh mucus, keeping the barrier dynamic and robust.The Thinning Mechanism: If the gut environment lacks dietary fiber (forcing fiber-degrading bacteria out of the competition) or if A. muciniphila experiences overpopulation/over-colonization, the rate of mucin consumption outpaces the host's ability to regenerate it. This breaks the dynamic balance, noticeably thinning the protective mucus layer and exposing the underlying epithelial cells to inflammation and leaky gut.
>>538408928Carnivore will not fix Bacteroides thetaiotaomicron which responds to a lack of PLANT fibres
>>538409003Fiber is literally the inedible part of a plant. Humans do not use it as we don’t have a cecum.Brian can heal his gut properly through reduction or elimination of plant consumption and increase of saturated fat so he can start producing bile normally again.Unless of course the decade of veganism has completely wrecked his gallbladder.
>>538408728FOREVER YOUNG
>>538409176>t. biweekly shitter
>>538408928The carnivore diet couldn't cure Jordan Peterson's incurable disease
>>538408728That's what happens when your IQ is 70 but you think it's 130.
>>538408728>Why didn't his healthy lifestyle and his young son's blood prevent this?ALL men die.There is no hope in The Science.
>>538409439He admitted that he started drinking and taking benzos again. His gut is still enflamed.
>>538409439yeah i mean he was eating benzos the way i eat steak
>>538409630oops
>>538409176>Fiber is literally the inedible part of a plant. Humans do not use it as we don’t have a cecum.Oh, sweet summer child!One day you will pass the age of 40 and learn the truth of fiber.
>>538408928But not you.. you are ... Le 10% who is smarter than everyone else
>>538408728>Weirdo who does weird shit to his body in impossible pursuit of eternal life dies from mysterious illnessSad, many such cases
>>538408944thanks gemini
>>538409576Only eating foreskins can cure his disease.
>>538408728Damn shame. Politics aside he seemed like an alright guy. Breaking bad was over rated but I loved him in malcolm in the middle. Did they say how long he has left?
>>538408928Something to this at least insofar as diabeetus and cancer. Not a magic bullet by any measure but it much better than you would expect.
>>538409691Yes retard. I cured my lifelong acne, lifelong toenail fungus, HBA1C and blood pressure back to normal levels, hair stopped greying, sleep apnea and snoring gone. So I ask again: if carnivore isn’t the ideal human diet then why does it cure nearly every disease?
>>538409924He's a scammer giving people false hope.
>>538409708Chinese emperors drank Mercury for this exact reason and also died under mysterious circumstances.
>>538409988>So I ask again: if carnivore isn’t the ideal human diet then why does it cure nearly every disease?Ketosis, autophagy, and lowered insulin levels.Fasting does the same, just with less meat or desire to live.
>>538409367fiber doesn't make you poop.
>>538409176>Fiber is literally the inedible part of a plant. Humans do not use it as we don’t have a cecum.but healthy bacteria in your gut needs it
>>538409988How long do you go without eating veggies? Or do you supplement?
>>538409988I've been on the keto diet for a year. I lost 30lbs which is nice.Still have toe nail fungus though it didn't seem to make a difference.But I still eat some non-starchy vegetables, nuts and avocadoes though so idk.
>>538410138You only need to look at our teeth to see that we're omnivores - these carnivore dumbasses are as regarded as veganiggers.
>>538408928Him trying to slow his aging while having a purely vegan diet is absolutely retarded. I dated a woman that went from flexitarian to vegan in her early 20s, and she looks like absolute shit now at 30. She looks in her early 40s. A certain amount of animal fats are required for your body to regenerate cells properly. Vegetarians are less affected than vegans because they can eat animal products like eggs or milk that have some valuable things in them. Vegan retards just think that supplementing things like vitamins you're not getting from meat is enough and their body starts to age faster because it's not able to use the animal fats to help regenerate tissue. I've yet to meet a single vegan that was raised on a farm. Even a fucking horse, a domesticated animal that mostly eats grass will eat a little baby chick that wanders into the stable to supplement its diet. Fucking vegans man. Dumb fucks.
>>538408928Every keto and carnivore fag i know's teeth are falling out and their livers are bloating or they're getting crohns with no family history after a decade of these fads.Humans are omnivores, a proper omnivorous diet keeps every system functioning properly. Eat clean, avoid processed shit, and legumes(I can't prove it but i swear these fucking things are awful for you), eat to survive, you'll be fine.
>>538408944Did you let him know?
>>538408728vaxxed
>>538410139My ancestors did not eat vegatables for centuries.You can check it, historically well-documented.They lived on milk, meat and blood.
>>538408728>he fell for le longevity meme instead of just cyborgmaxxing LOL.If your stomach or a piece of you doesnt work just replace it
>>538408928every anon thinks he's not the guy in plato's cave
>>538408728He took two Moderna’s? Or was it three?
>>538410242Yeah my buddy is married to a vegan woman. They're the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than him.Veganism can't be healthy.
>>538408944>This nigga seriously just said that Bryan Johnson isn't getting enough fibre
>>538410033>drank Mercury>died under mysterious circumstances.nobody will ever hope to understand what happened
>>538410293Ngl, thats pretty metal. I had a Kyrgyz gf for a while and she loved meat and this cheese made from Mares milk but that was absolutely rank. The meat dishes were absolutely delicious though.
>>538410196Fungi feeds on sugar but also needs dark humid environments. Basically start wearing flipflops or sandals and getting direct sunlight on your feet daily
>>538410425That's like saying Trump isn't getting enough joo joo cum
>>538409176>Unblocks your shitter
>>538409003>Carnivore will not fix Bacteroides thetaiotaomicron which responds to a lack of PLANT fibres>citation required
>>538410585Just up your saturated fat intake if you’re constipated and you’ll start making more bile to shit more. Add butter or sour cream as a condiment
>>538408728If you're not fat, trying to alter your diet and hack your biochemistry will only throw your organs out of whack. If you're already healthy, why fuck with anything? It's stupid.
>>538408928No. He should go peasant mode and eat sour milk and potatoes
>mormons
I learned many dark sesrets at that last job, like which food you eat probably has agent orange on it
>>538408728Sounds like alcoholism
>>538409988Because most people's health problems are the result of an accumulative unhealthy lifestyle. 90% of the population thoughtlessly shovels so much processed shit and sugar into their body that they're basically a human garbage disposal.Starting Carnivore or Keto diets basically force an immediate drastic reorientation of peoples dietary habits that also impact their daily lifestyle choices. They stop inhaling fucking starch and sugars in near toxic quantities, they quit drinking/smoking as much because of the diets possible impact on the liver, they become aware of individual ingredients in packaged food and start avoiding formerly staple snacks, they quit eating out or snacking on the move so much they straight up end up saving money in some cases which is a big mental health boon. Giving half a fuck about what you eat causes immediate mental and physical positives in just about anyone who has the mental discipline to stick with it.
>>538408728HE PROBABLY FUCKED HIMSELF UP WITH HIS PARTICULAR DIET AND PILLS
>>538408728HIS SKIN COLOR MAKES HIM LOOK SICK
>>538408728Welp, that's the risk you take with experimental treatments.
>>538410033>Chinese emperors drank Mercury for this exact reason and also died under mysterious circumstances.I personally believe this was a standard practice of the bureaucracy for rulers who they wanted dead
>>538408728HE HAD BETTER ODDS DONATING ALL HIS MONEY TO LONGEVITY RESEARCHERS
Drink kefir everydey
>>538408728Because he's jewish and jews are cursed.
>>538409176Fiber isnt food for you. Its for the flora and fauna in your gut that eats the fermented plan fiber. The gut brain biome is real
>>538408728take the vax:gets turbocancermany such cases
>>538408728No, this isn't possible. Shut the fuck up.I've been following his longevity protocols for years now. So much money spent on maintaining my youth, and you're telling me my hero, my idol, has an incurable disease despite spending millions on extending his lifespan?No, stop it, fucking SHUT UP. This isn't happening.
>>538411555Can we make it a standard practice again?Every US politician should be required to drink mercury
>>538410248Yeah why he accepts HBOT now after initially rejecting it too expect an update shortly
>>538410242Slightly related: I'm convinced India has been held back by its religions pushing vegetarianism. An entire society can't survive on rice, bread, cheese, oignon, garlic, and beans.
>>538412684Blue Zone data contests your premise Although Pescatarian diets have been shown to increase longevity You need to research the Blue Zone diets Okinawa does have modest meat consumption - pork. Their purple sweet potatoes have anthocyanins which we don't digest but serve as food for the microbiomeIn fact cutting edge cancer research connects anthocyanins and CarotenoidsCarotenoids are fat-soluble terpenoidsAnthocyanins are water-soluble flavonoidsSome of the literature costs $200+ dollars but you don't need itYou need to know about what feeds the microbiome and why a 70 year old and a 40 year old in the general public have very different profiles of the microbiome Where a 100 year old can have a 40 year old profile depending on the consumption of the above
>>538408728If transfusing his son's blood didn't work then it likely means that the Epstein class's child blood rite also doesn't work. Death really is inevitable. That, or he is just really unlucky.
>>538410196I lost 47 (245 to 198) pounds in the last five months eating Greek yogurt, fruit, meat, whey protein powder, vegetables, whole grains, making my own bread, olive oil, fish, staying away from anything that has onions or basedbean oil in it, and all I did was walk and do body weight resistance exercises and lift some dumbbells, I’m healthy as hell there’s no magical stupid diet required just eat real food and a variety of it and not an insane shit load amount and get some exercise faggots And for the record I ate a lot of Greek yogurt and fruit
>>538412285Kek, seeking immortality is egofag small brain. Be thankful you'll never have it and leave to see it for the curse that it is.
>>538413031Well done Anon that's excellent.
>>538413125I think seeking to never fall into neurodegeneration - isn't egotistical at all.It's lessening burden upon family and their heartbreak
>>538413031did you choose the gayest foods because a lot of gay guys are skinny?
>>538413031>BRYAN JOHNSONIt's even better when you grow your own food off heirloom seeds because at least then you know there's no fucked up pesticides or shit in them
>>538408728Can't be just hack his stomach?
>>538412922> Blue zone dietsThe actual blue zone diet is high-fat animal protein, coupled with fasting, walking, and lots of social interaction.The paper that kicked this whole shit off was sampling observant Mediterranean farmers during lent and made those conclusions as if that was their diet the whole year. It isn't.> Okinawa eats a bit of porkNo, its a lot. Like 75% of their calories a lot.The Blue zones are either records fraud, or dishonest marketing about what they actually eat. You say do research but have apparently never done any yourself.
Have those people never seen their grandparents decay? What is the point of all those hygienist fads? They backfire most of the time and even should they work, you dedicate a lot of attention and privation in your no fun allowed life to gain 3 years of geriatric existence. What's the point?
>>538413427It's even better than that Anon.The real reason that fresh from Garden Vegetables and Fruits are so healthy is because of Protium versus more fermented veg./fruit containing Deuterium (heavy hydrogen versus Light Hydrogen Protium)>In cellular biology, the nanomotors in your mitochondria (ATP synthase) spin to generate energy. They are optimized to run on light hydrogen (single protons). Because heavy hydrogen (deuterium) has an extra neutron, it is twice as heavy, which can physically stutter or slow down these biological microscopic motors. This is why natural, plant-structured light water is highly valued in metabolic health studies.
>>538413851It's to prevent neurodegeneration.There is currently a global dementia crisis If people live healthy until they leave this mortal coil - they don't depend on carers as much, which takes burden off the system as well. With staff shortages and families in full time employment.
>>538408728Dude must be really hungry.
>>538414303I would like to see him sunbathing as wellThat's critical to the microbiome
>>538408728The mistake that Bryan Johnson made was he trusted the science. He did everything correct in accordance to the modern science that he believed in which resulted in his disease. Anybody that is an ounce redpilled knows veganism is horrible for your health for example, but Bryan Johnson trusted the experts
>>538409176> Brian can heal his gut properly through reduction or elimination of plant consumption and increase of saturated fat so he can start producing bile normally again.The modern science that Brian subscribes to says that saturated animal fats are bad. Dude is a retard that is paying a bunch of “experts” to slowly kill him
>>538408928Good fucking grief. And Steve Jobs appeared to die of ignoring doctors’ advice and continued on with a fruitarian diet, which even most vegans aren’t retarded enough to pretend is okay. I know we’re separate from the animal kingdom, but some things it’s so obviously time to ask why animals don’t invent such retarded beliefs and benefit from listening to their genetic coding.
>>538408928>muh veganism>It's not the 1000s of compounds a d supplements and injections he's taking dailySanest Amerifatso.Lose some weight fatty, veganism is healthy, at least of it's periodic. All christian fasts are basically enforced veganism. Are you against Christ?
>>538409988Meat is king but just meat is not ideal. There is plenty of other food you need to complement with meat unless you are eating organ meats but even then I’d still do raw juice and honey
>>538410267So many unvaccinated retards died because they fell for vaccine fud.>>538408728He should try BPC157.
>>538414518You have a civilisation of thousands of bacteria in your microbiome which feed on Carotenoids are fat-soluble terpenoidsAnthocyanins are water-soluble flavonoidsThose are the foods the microbiome eat which modulate all aspects of physical and mental health.Dairy contains β-carotene and, to a lesser extent, lutein.but does not contain Carotenoids which hundreds of the microbiome depend on
>>538413786Not to mention a lot of the places studied like Japan turned out to not have as many elderly as they claimed, but a lot of welfare fraud by families not reporting deaths and poor record keeping.
>>538414518Saturated fat beyond a certain point is just deadly. There is a reason our body fat's content is just 20% saturated fat and not higher.
>>538408728He should try eating actual food. It's no wonder his stomach is eating itself.
>>538414800Saturated fat is misunderstood by the makers science, it can be used as fuel vs carbs and it does not store on the body as easily as stuff like sugar and sneed oils. The body is able to metabolize animal fat much easier. But yeah of course eating too much of one thing is bad, doesn’t mean it is bad. Your brain is mostly made of saturated fats, veganism literally makes you into a retard
>>538415013All fat can be utilized by the human body for energy. Seed oils are unironically a good thing unless you literally boil specific ones.
>>538415071It's not only about macro-energy The real reason that fresh from Garden Vegetables and Fruits are so healthy is because of Protium versus more fermented veg./fruit containing Deuterium (heavy hydrogen versus Light Hydrogen Protium)>In cellular biology, the nanomotors in your mitochondria (ATP synthase) spin to generate energy. They are optimized to run on light hydrogen (single protons). Because heavy hydrogen (deuterium) has an extra neutron, it is twice as heavy, which can physically stutter or slow down these biological microscopic motors. This is why natural, plant-structured light water is highly valued in metabolic health studies.
>Vaxxed
>>538415261The unvaccinated are retarded.
He must feel thunderstruck
>>538415317You volunteered for a medical experiment for free. Did they not sign a waiver in Germany?
>>538410293Yeah, weren't Mongolians like that? Africa has that too...the Masai, maybe? Of course this guy's ancestors came from what, the UK or so? And I believe he has said that he has thyroid problems, so going too low carb would not be good for him anyway. Too little carb can cause an increase in a reverse form of whatever thyroid hormone, which can then block receptor sites from the good hormone.
>>538408728Probably due to his vegan diet and 400 supplements he takes everyday.
>>538414577>It's not the 1000s of compounds a d supplements and injections he's taking dailyNewsflash retard, vegancucks have to take those supplements because their vegan diet doesn't give them enough vitamins.
>>538410072True, but it does make your turds rock hard and solid. The white man shits a solid turd with no wiping needed. The Indian shits liquid and no amount of TP can clean it.
>>538408728>become literal vampire>God himself punishes youIt's just like in the movies! Hahaha!
>>538410293Yeah, if you want to live until your 40s, it's a good diet
Turns out showing off your desire for longevity and not dying prematurely are not the same thing
>>538414571Jobs had AIDS, aka gay cancer.
>>538416121No fucking way
He fucked around and found out.
>>538409176If you know nothing about the human digestive system, retards on the internet should not be your first stop for learning about it.
>>538409228>I wanna be forever young.>Forever...young
>>538409680just smoke a cig you faggot boomer
Dude tried to replace food with supplement pills and olive oil. He overdosed on pseudoscience.
>>538408944>meme flag>retarded AI postpottery
>>538410235>omnivoresHuman eat fruits and meat naturally, not modern veggies, nor carbs.It's a very bad compromise to increase the power of the wealthy through demography of quite dumber and unhealthy subjects
>>538416964A piece of fruit has 25g carbs.
>>538416964What is a vegetable? Protip: they do not exist.
>>538408728>assuming a command that changes something is the same command that un-changes it.this is why you don't fuck around in the developer console inside your body
>>538408928You're probably like 23 and can eat whatever you want and think going to the gym and esting some obscure diet is what's getting you shredded lol
>>538416964Also acorns, roots, wild grains
>>538417380https://edition.cnn.com/2025/07/04/science/neanderthal-fat-factory-germany
>>538414518>The modern science that Brian subscribes to says that saturated animal fats are bad.You get that from somewhere or just heard he was vegan and extrapolated? His explanation for why he doesn't eat meat isn't yours, he's doing it for fe-fes of not contributing to suffering sentient beings blah blah blah, not because of saturated fat.
>>538415071seed oils are a good thing only in minute quantity.
light hydrogen is the fountain of youth
>>538408728This is the funniest thing to ever happen
>>538417643scratch that, omega 6 is a good thing in minute quantity, seed oils are all processed inflammatory crap.
I think just not being a pretentious rich faggot should do the trick
>>538408928>cured through keto or carnivore dietsall exclusive diets are for turbo retardsjust eat what's there to eat and you'll be good. Fuckign with a diet has to be the most idiotic thing I can think of. It's literally the fundament of your being. And if you keep it one sided you WILL fuck yourself up
>>538408728everybody has known that one meal a day increases risk for stomach cancer, maybe this is similar? I think hes retarded for taking so many supplements, vitamin A trials had to be cancelled because of excess cancer deaths. Cells are supposed to get inflamed and die, if you interfere with that process you get chaos and disease.
>>538409176>Humans do not use itno but bacteria do you meat clown, stop repeating youtube supplement salesman memes
>>538414518>>538408728lol I will outlive this retard. I drink alcohol every day and fuck whatever moves. I dont care about longevity. And I will outlive him. Really makes you think.
>>538418271Cells become zombies and it takes work for the body to clear them through autophagy and apoptosisThey have now reversed zombie cells
>>538415071sure if you COLD PRESS SUNFLOWER, but you dont. they are heavily processed garbage that brings inflammation. its like drinking motor oil. probably worse desu
>>538408728No, all that shit he INGESTS is eating his stomach.Wow. What a retard.
Bryan was sent to help us understand the human body
I don't think we should be attacking Bryan.Often attacking someone else means we are unhappy.
>>538408928>every “incurable” chronic disease is cured through keto or carnivore dietsSo you're just making shit up now?
>>538408728probably caused by all the dumb shit he puts into his body kek
>>538418605No U won't faggit
Just FAST. Water, salt. The body will cure itself through autophagy.
>>538408728> Have a diet crazier than a onions libtard> Take more supplements than a tranny> Be under constant stress due to daily health checkups > Your organs go kaputt. Anglos keep falling for "le healthy lifestyle" meme. You only need to start living like people in Greece or Spain and you'll easily reach the tender age of 90.
>>538419910Steve Jobs was sent to help us understand the frugivore diet
>>538408944we cant know this for certain, it could be the supplement overuse of him. we dont know what else hes taking. he might be steroids even.have to keep this in mind.
>>538408728
>>538408728Woah... someone get this dude a red light butthole tanning device IMMEDIATELY from his MAHA plan
>>538408728This is what happens when you think you know better, never follow any of these idiots
>>538421375No it's definite.
>>538421603"Think you know better"How bitter is that. Jeez Louise.Can we not attempt to optimise ourselves and go through some failures?
>>538408728Wait is this the dude that spends all his time trying to live longer? What a life. Spend decades to live more more decades but you get cut down anyways. Absolutely beautiful. Stop wasting your fucking life worrying about when you will die, anons.
>>538408728this nigga is retarded. I look less aged than him while he's coping spending millions with shit genetics and weird studies on his balls
>>538421967It's a special interest for him I think.
>>538408728Not only that but he got the vax, lmao even.
>>538412942you need umbilical cord blood. that's the transfusion of the ultra elite. literally so rich with unspecialized stem cells it's a fountain of youth
>Then, after years of struggling with stress, weight gain and chronic depression, his body began developing an autoimmune process that affected his thyroid and stomach lining — autoimmune gastritis (AIG.)Vegantard once again inflames his insides and eats away at the protective mucus while pounding immune system destroying "superfoods" like turmeric and garlic and broccoli.Yup, happens literally all the time now. They eat unhealthy shit that's toxic and end up with gastritis, colitis, ect. and it would be solved instantly by stopping that shit and just eating hamburgers.>>538410138Your gut bacteria break down any fiber they use into saturated fat, you can just eat foods with saturated fat (and as a bonus you now don't have a colon full of indigestible plant material, 99% of which doesn't get broken down)
>>538412922>>538412922>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MUH BLOO ZONES OKINAWANSBlue zones don't exist and Okinawa is the island of pork, it doesn't have "modest meat consumption", the staple food on said island was pork for nearly its entire history and before that it was seafood.Fuck off retard, every "blue zone" is just an area near the water where they eat a lot of pork and fish, they didn't even have said purple potatoes - that they only ate at festivals - until recently.
Bros its simple exercise daily and eat when your body signals hunger not "oh it's breakfast , lunch , dinner time ".you don't need 3 meals a day or maybe you do depending on how active you've been maybe its only one on that day just wait for the signal instead of shoveling shit into your system to process out of habit
>>538410139You will just automatically feel twice as good on meat and fruit as you would eating any kind of vegetable.Even carnivorous animals eat fruits, actually omnivore is just a subset of carnivore (plebbitors try to despunk carnivore by saying we're omnivores)
>>538421603His stack is mostly good stuff, he should be getting most of it from his food but he fell for the veganism meme and so he's slowly dying of malnutrition. His vampirism did him in, it's a literal curse.
>>538422574Pretty much any supplement is either toxic shit from plants or a chemical made of plastic and rubber synthesized in a lab that looks similar under microscope (but is still ultimately rubber and plastic)
>>538422562you are aware that the destinctions between fruits and vegetables are arbitary, right?
>>538408728Gotta be careful with the pancreasBetter luck next life
>>538422758No>FruitThe plant carries a seed and wants you to eat it>VegetableRedditor doesn't understand this term and gets mad when you say cucumbers aren't a vegetableNot arbitrary at all. You're an NPC so you don't get it but I understand that a red thing that's sweet growing on the ground is a fruit, whereas a stem or flower of some plant is a vegetable.>You are aware that the distinctions between blacks and whites is arbitrary, right?back 2 plebbit.
>>538409439No diet cures retardation, sadly
>>538422852>The plant carries a seed and wants you to eat itHumans have evolved beyond that. Other animals likes birds, sure. But it's not like if a human shits out a seed it is going to flourish otherwise India would be a jungle paradise.
>>538409630with ketchup?
>>538408728he could've prevented this by drinking my cum like the faggot that he is, NIGGER
>>538417245I wish I was still 23.
>>538423095How does this have any relation to my post? Do you know WHY I posted that or are you emotionally reacting to something completely irrelevant?
>>538408728So what does he want now?Some ketchup packets to make his stomach more tasty to itself?
>>538423372In what way did my post seem emotional? I was simply stating humans aren't attracted to fruits in the same way other animals are and we don't spread them by eating them and taking a shit like most animals that eat them. We have evolved beyond that where we are not compelled by the fruit to eat the fruit. We eat the fruit because we can and it will satisfy us. You make it sound like a parasitic relationship when it is actually symbiotic.
I called it. >>538423225
>>538408944>fibreWho wants to tell him
>>538423649>Humans aren't attracted to sweet red fruitsfuck off lmaoDude you're retarded. If that wasn't an emotional reaction it's just severe retardation. None of what you posted is related to what I posted and it isn't a "parasitic relationship" or whatever either, ESL?
"Incurable disease" is such a jewish expression. Not even funny.
But I thought top 1% vagina yeast cures all???
Reminder that the Johnsons did the blood transfer thing one (1) time and quit because it doesn't do anything.
>>538408944The fag eats like 40 pounds of vegetables per week. I don't think this is his issue.
>>538410244I agree on legumes and also those other fucking things that vegans eat that make you shit whole tortoises .. lentils? Anything sufficiently high in calories that causes extensive bloating and has near to no nutrients is stupid
why are vegans like this?
>>538408728I guess he's a mortality advocate now.
>>538423997He could've just drank the blood and it would actually be healthy.
>>538410297This cyborg guy is such a cuck Gorilla fists are the way to go
WOW this thread is chock full of bluepilled gimps so let me be real for a second>vegetables are toxic>fruit is fine in moderation and only if juiced>poultry is basically radioactive unless you raise it yourself>non farmed fish are ok>beef/pork are fine but you must also eat some organ meat to get your vitamins>tap water is toxic, bottled water is so bad you might as well drink a cokeIf your diet is optimised according to natural laws you won't need to "drink" water but if you are really dying of thirst just get some fruit (cucumber, tomato, you name it) and juice it
>>538408728Is this the guy who had his son wear a device on his cock at night to measure the health of his elections?
>>538423145ngl etizolam and ketchup sounds good rn
>>538424081Erections*Fuck phones
>>538408944You're a literal retard. He's vegan, all he eats is fiber.He needs to eat a damn cheese burger
>>538424381For vegans the problem is always that they weren't vegan enough, even if they followed the 100% optimal vegan diet according to modern science they didn't unite the 7 vegan kingdoms and bring peace to plant world, so they weren't doing it right.
>>538408728Vax
>>538410244Legumes have anti nutrients so if you eat iron or livers the body won’t absorb it the legumes will take it when you poop.
>>538408928Carnivore and keto will literally kill you if you actually stick with them for years. Most don’t stick with them beyond a few months because they’re sedentary fat fucks who plateau and also start cheating. They’re an insufferable cult and if you’re a member of the aforementioned cult you should have your blood work checked every 3 months, especially keep an eye on your LDL cholesterol. Anybody claiming these Reddit diets are healthy are sedentary fat fucks with diabetes and high LDL cholesterol who will die of heart attacks unless they start eating a real healthy balanced diet
>>538408728It's autoimmune disease caused from ketosis, he needs mega carbs and water to get his kidney function up and his body back into processing glucose.
>>538425675Is he really doing a keto vegan diet? I wonder who the ashkenazi jews that promoted this shit are named? There has to be jews behind it. Only stupid goy cattle would ignore science and have faith in magic that an emergency backup metabolism is healthy for you.
>>538424045Carlos!
>>538408728There can only be one Brian Johnson, techfag.
>>538408728>please bro, just one more unit of packed red cells. just one more unit bro and I'll live forever bro. just one more unit and I'll become immortal bro. please bro, just one more and I will have all the hemoglobin forever bro
