nobody is selling the life that you want
>>538414939You don't have a job or a wife
okay, give me your best cope
>>538414939>No treesI need trees.
>>538415324There are 129 women in that county and the median age is 63.Given the low population, it’s probably a rather long grocery run.Point being, you can only really live here if you are already married and very rich, so it being cheap doesn’t really help anyone.
Like, did you even check listings at all before posting?
>>538414939Imagine having to mow that lawn every week.
>>538416029It's astroturf
>>538415893>and very richis $800k enough to live modestly off interest over there?
>>538415939IL stands for Illinois and this is notoriously nigger infested territory.I wouldn't want to live there for free. Honestly.
>>538415893Perfect
We're gonna need more Monster.
>>538414939I don't get it? Why have they mowed it all? Is it farmland? Just grass? What's going on here.
>>538415719Pulaski and Galax are like meth/pill central tho
>>538416145You wouldn't want to keep it in dollars, or in a bank. Both will crash. New bankless financial system coming - the Quantum Financial System. Gold, silver and ISO20022 compliant digital assets will be fundamental.
>>538414939hurricane magnet
In this world you will always be trapped by retarded architecture and the never ending adversity anyways. So do the only thing you can while you still can, dream about whatever you can because thats their last retarded battlefield. And they will do anything to pervert it and make your mind as shit as theirs. Many of these freaks wander here being useful idiots. Better to free yourself and lock them out and let apollyon close them behind the abyss
>>538414939too flat
>>538416825>normal american lawns break the English mindit's called being able to afford all the 'petrol' and 'garden' that you want, that's what's going on here tommy
>>538415939>open landlineslmao this is a money sinkholedoes it even have plumbing
>>538414939are they selling homes in gm_flatgrass?
God imagine having to mow that every two weeks or getting fined by your HOAcouldn't be me
>>538414939You can easily buy this life in the USA. After convid all the small formers sold off their farmland to big corpo. So now big corpo is selling off the farmhouses in the cheap.
>>538414939Oh they are - I just can't afford it.
>>538414939No trees, not water, flat as an epstein island guest. I'd hate to live there. Trees and rivers and valleys and cliffs are what i want.
>>538417276I don't get it though, it's like being lost at sea, a sea of green, that constantly needs mowing? It needs a forest planting or something, even just let the grass grow wild. It almost seems like a battle against nature?
>>538417475thing that bugs me about american ponds , they have zero marginal plants or aquatic plants at all, it just doesn't look natural , literally is a hole filled with water for the bass , shite .
>>538417787They don't put plants in them so when the stagnant water turns green they can blame terrorists, kek
>>538416145average high yield savings accounts are about 3.5% apy which would be $28,000 per year so yes, if you don't have to rentof course you can make much more through other forms of investment
>>538417623Whenever I see property like that they usually raise cows, the property will be in sections and they move the cows around as they eat one area up. They still mow though and bail the hay for the winter but certainly not every week
I find it ironic that if more posters itt would go outside and touch grass they would know the difference between >a farm house surrounded by field and pasture >an ai generated image originally made for reddit tier fuck yards circle jerk
>>538417787It's a work in progress. Not everyone has 800 year old estates.
>>538417475>want>new build mcmansionno thank you
>>538417623the pioneer mindset is just something that you're born with
>>538414939being a misanthrope in some uncanny flat nowhere where the wind never stops blowing
>>538419341>another day of adulting with my fellow magic meat skeletons on an epic space rock!have fun at the barcade anon
>>538417077smells of trickery
>>538414939Explain to me in simple terms how you would get access to fresh water, electricity, gas, basically utilities. I know you can have a septic tank hidden underground but that would make the backyard dangerous for animals that like to dig (dogs, moles, etc.)Do you just run a diesel generator every day or what? That house doesn't have any solar panels.
>>538419766Literally a fucking pole supplying power at the edge of the driveway. Everything else you said is fucking retarded.
>>538419019Why do rightwingers love AI jeetslop so much?
>...
>>538417886>average high yield savings accountsdumbasshttps://www.schwabassetmanagement.com/products/swvxx
>>538414939That's because it's not available under capitalism. America must be destroyed with fire.
>>538417623It's mowed to bail Into hay fucking urbanite
>>538419599>if you aren't an antisocial hermit then you must be an urbanite bugman!black and white thinking is a sign of autism anon
>>538414939>>538417530This. No forest 2/10 would not buyThough I'm not delusional on the quality of forest you could buy with single-digit millions. For $4-8 million you'll get a trash 10 year old clearcut on the edge of a suburb and you'll be happy
>>538420299Ah the American Socialist, THE most useful idiot of them all. Of all the earthly systems, capitalism is one of the very few that DOES allow for that property to be private. It will not provide the dream, but no earthly system will. Especially not the brainrot system of American Socialism that even decay paradise itself
>>538420400and then we'll all go cool off with a swim
Most of you are incels glued to your PC monitors you don't need a lot of space anyway.
>>538420418Things are one or the other most of the time splitting hairs is a very Jewish trait
>>538414939I got the life I want. Now I prep for the life I want in case of an apocalyptic event.
>>538414939How does one mow... All of that grass?
>>538422127Like this, then make haybales. Or magic. Whatever your mind prefers
>>538414939I wouldn't want to live there at all.
>>538414939>demoralization thread>Fear, uncertainty, and doubt (often shortened to FUD) is a disinformation strategy used in sales, marketing, public relations, politics, cults, and propaganda. FUD is generally a strategy to influence perception by disseminating negative and dubious or false information and a manifestation of the appeal to fear. These threads and articles are demoralizing propaganda. Don’t believe the kike lie. Always do the opposite of what kikes want. If you don’t have friends or family, go join a church. The people in the church believe that IT’S THEIR JOB AS CHRISTIANS TO MAKE YOU PART OF THE COMMUNITY. They will go out of their way to fit you in. The women will even find you a wife. At least a good church will, so if you don’t find it at one, then keep trying until you find a good one. It’s God’s plan that you have a good mate and family and be supported by a strong community. It’s amusing that there’s a fat tranny shill like you being paid 10 cents per post that barely makes enough money to pay for your dilating supplies. But your time here will be over soon when you kill yourself for not being a real woman.
>>538415324Thats a hunting camp.
>>538422127If you mow from dawn till dusk you probably get most of it done with pic related, might take you two days at most.
>>538414939I want to own a Christmas tree farm and those come up for sale quite often, so you're wrong again op.
>>538417623>It almost seems like a battle against nature?The great plains do not naturally have many trees. It's grassland
>>53841571915+ acres for 1/4 mill. Can't even touch a run-down shack for that little, here.
>>538422891Well that sucks mate. Now it's a nice place and all but most people don't dream of a desolate grass flat landscape for their dream place to live.
>>538417272I knew a girl like that .
>>538415719My last apartment had more square footage than that house.
>>538422670>just become a jew worshipper, goyno. kill yourself crossnigger
>>538414939>My first Sims (2) house on max lot size
>>538414939The new American dream is owning 30+ acres in Indiana in a red state with freedom.
>>538415719>middle of literal nowhere with literally 0 service>not even a road Is it even hooked into the grid? I already know it's on septic and feeds off a well. You couldn't pay me to live there.
>>538422942In the 90s my father bought 18 acres for $42,000. Not sure what the land alone is worth but the house and garage are over 400k.
>>538423150>not even a roadWhat makes you think that? You're looking at a long driveway and cars in a garage.
>>538422670As much as I wish I could sign off on this I wasted two years with a woman who rejected me when I proposed to her. Had her family's blessing and our whole church was rooting for us. Fucking sucked.
>>538415324Michigan is based. That is a cool shack, people should build more of these shack homes for people who can afford it. 80 grand is cheap for a house.
>>538423150There isn't a single house in the us without plumbing and electricity
>>538423022I wouldn't want to live in mongolia either but I'm not going to blame for mongolians for the steppe not having enough trees
>>538414939I'll take that but swap the house for a tower
Homes shouldn't be a million dollars its ridiculous. For a healthy society you have to have affordable homes in my opinion.
>>538414939Nigga I aint mowing thatIts actually crazy there is no evidence of a barn (or a garage).....makes the pic feel AI generated. I feel anybody with that much open space would put a few cows or cars on it, mandatory.
>>538417623Trees were used to hang niggers. They have been deemed all racist and had to be cut down.
>>538414939The life that i want is forbidden here. Solutions are forbidden here.
>>538415719Now show the jobs within 50 miles that would be able to support the purchase and upkeep of that property
>>538423579My buddy just bought a house for 120k. ONly on 15 acres though
>>53842543915 acres is a shit ton of land from the perspective of a city slicker like myself. You need to buy a mower, farm equipment and all of that shit to maintain the 15 acres.
>>538417886Zoomie LARPs he makes money based on financial podcasts he listens toNGMI
>>538424251betterrent it to some agri company.Happens all the time.
>>538414939How do you mow a property like that? (Not that I will ever own property in my life).
>>538425490I'm sitting on 20 and it's not enough
>>538415719Your whole goal in life is a comfortable house and then you croak.
>>538425776Zero turn mower/ john deere lawn tractor.
>>538417787>american ponds , they have zero marginal plants or aquatic plants at allAll ponds in America? Shut the fuck up Sudahar.Its also not necessarily a "pond" in the naturally occurring sense places in the midwest where they quarry limestone there are often very small deposits that get mined out and you re left with a deep pit that fills with water. Lots that have old quarry pits on them often look EXACTLY like the pic you responded to. The land is cheap because it often has an environmental contamination brand on the deed, also quarry pits are dangerous. You cant swim in them because 10ft below the surface the water is about 55F. Plants dont grow because they dont have shallow silted banks, because they have no plants and shallow places to hide they have no fish, bottom too deep so no bottom feeders, no fish means less small predators, less birds, less everything.Anyway why dont you fuck off into your shitty little curry scented London apartment and talk more shit about giga spacious American land parcels you pakinigger.
>>538414939I'm aware of that Anon, that's why all of my hate speech is free while I make all of the natural separations
>>538425941>>538425776>Lawn tractor You can attach what is called a slasher to a back of any tractor that will cut it all down quickly.
>Buy my superfund site, bad goyTerms: Cash.
>>538419599What city is that anon?Also.My hundred year old house has swastikas in the bathroom >>538417787Keeps it cleaner.
>>538414939>you'll own everything and you'll hate it
>>538422521>>538422802>>538421132>and then we'll all go cool off with a swim>>538419599>>538419019>>538417475>>538417276>>538414939
>>538415893It’s an option to live a solitary life on land in nature at the very least.
>>538417276Boomer heaven. Endless grass to mow every day
>>538414939I ain't got time to mow all that lawn, bro.
>>53842333710 acres is the real selling point, the house is just a small cabin.
>>538414939Plenty of places in the Great plains have that and for dirt cheap too. Good luck finding a job and hoping you can keep that fully remote job.
>>538414939>>538417276Imagine the smell (of all that freshly mowed grass)
>>538415324> UPThere are houses like this in Texas and Oklahoma minus the arcreage that exist close to 3rd tier cities that have this and jobs.
>>538417623Google American Great plains. It really does look like that. The grass doesn't get tall because it it's dry and dusty. Any cattle and they'll mow my it down too.But when it does rain the land blooms for a week or so before it dries again.That's what it looks like and it's very pretty for a short minute. It's a very striking landscape that gets boring fast. There's a place in Texas I drive the goes from hill country, to desert, and then finally to great plans in the span of 2 hours.
>>538414939Who says I want that life? Living in bum fucked Egypt? No thanks
>>538414939who mows all that grass?
>>538417623>Ids nuffin loike moi Eass Lundn apaatmen innit, all tha orfull green, an where's tha kebab shop an niggers??
>>538414939This is how you die getting struck by lightning.
>>538414939You could go camping anytime you want
>>538414939All of the demand for housing post-covid was immigrants getting first time home buyer loans, which require a 3%(!) downpayment.
>>538425490Or you just lease 10 or so acres to a local farmer and there's your home insurance or property taxes taken care of.
>>538417276What is this? Epstein's cabin's?
>>538417302>open landlines Welcome to 99.99% of america there are multi million dollar homes that have landlines attatched to them
>>538414939>No trees>flat featureless landscape for miles>No waterBesides the isolation/space what is desirable here?
>>538414939If you want to live in the nature equivalent of the Backrooms go for it
>>538417787Boomers are retarded and tasteless
>>538429645You get to feel like youre being watched by skinwalkers for 50 miles, seriously any place this flat you usually feel like youre being watched its unnatural
>>538427365>mow all that lawnsolar autonomous lawnmower Under 1k & if there are no niggers around to steal it, you can forget it even exists and your lawn will always be neat as if it's magic.
>>538414939No instead you need to struggle to build it , all good things come from effort and determination
>>538429690Imagine what it was like crossing the great plains on foot, or on horseback. And not knowing where the end is. i would lose my shit
>>538428384>that tiny glimpse of a building on the horizonGoing to pretend this is a HD Garry's Mod zombie survival campaign and I have to run all the way down the lawn to the CDC compound to find the cure
>>538423339>>538423206I was just being faggy, I'm sure it's old and out of the way but perfectly fine
>>538414939That sucks, this is beter
>>538414939Welp, time to mow the lawn.
>>538415030>muh fuck buddy! Who cares? Just get a hooker. Same thing.
>>538415893GILF paradise, treat 'em all well and you might become their sole heir.Sweet
>>538431635I would definitely have a gate on my driveway and a fence along the road at least.
>>538423356Fuck that place too. Endless grass plains are nice but they are nowhere near dream top tier
>>538416189>Grouping all of Illinois into ChicagoI'd be willing to wager there's a higher percentage of German descendants in Albion than there are in Berlin.
>>538423079It's bigger than the average house in 1950.>Triple the size of homes>"Duuuuuuuuhhhh why is it so expensive!!! Back in the day a man could buy his family a house on one salary as a mailman!"
>>538414939There were houses like that in Donetsk and they ended up on the front line.
>>538432172I really considered this after watching Superman Returns but I just don't think I could do it. Still neet 20 years later and it's still a tough proposition. Maybe in my 50s if I can get down to Florida
>>538417787It's more likely a retention basin to hold rainwater runoff and snowmelt so it doesn't just flood the flat land. A lot of ranch properties have them.
>>538424251The european mind cannot comprehend the vastness and emptiness that is Nebraska.Yes, it all looks like that. Yes, they are full. Now fuck off.
>>538414939>>538431635Here's mine
>>538432605I hate the government but I'd really like to live next to federal land so no neighbors.
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