Stop playing video games and join the military!
nah just wait for the civil war then join the right side.
>>538415768do you see civil unrest brewing im Austria?
>>538415659>die for IsraelNo thanks
>>538415659Only when we go to war against Israel.
>>538415659Never gonna happen.
Military's for brown people. Birthright citizenship thing sealed the deal, this is an economic zone lol.
>>538415659and die for jews
>>538415659>Pass law saying Israeli command has control over US military >Join the military goyim Lol, LMAO even
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>>538416237more like a case study in Timmy won't do shit bro. I seen news of men training for combat with rifles in their backyard they got acquitted by the judge thoughts on that?
>>538415659>Israel calls for aid
>>538415659I can't do it. As soon as my 4'2" drill sergeant Gonzalez walked in I'd just laugh uncontrollably.
>>5384162292.5 more years, faggola. Seethe and shit your pantaloons.
>>538416434Poos really think "Timmy" is gonna catch on and it's hilarious watching them try to make it a thing. Nobody cares about poojeet insults because they're a walking insult to humanity.
>>538416754Enjoy getting raped, bitch golem
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>>538415659I was playing Protoype, well watching a video of someone play it(I can't find my copy) and if the real military is that rude to you, then no thanks bro
>>538415659I did after 9/11 and everyone commited suicide, I am the last one. I miss those fuckers ever day.
>>538415659>the raped male returns to be raped again>join the military"Rape within the US military has become so widespread that it is estimated that a female soldier in Iraq is more likely to be attacked by a fellow soldier than killed by enemy fire." - https://www.theguardian.com/society/2011/dec/09/rape-us-military"Each day, on average, more than 45 men in the armed forces are sexually assaulted, according to the latest Pentagon estimates. For women, it is 53 per day, according to a September 2022 Pentagon report" - https://theintercept.com/2022/11/29/military-sexual-assault-men/"On average, about 10,000 men are sexually assaulted in the American military each year, according to Pentagon statistics." - https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/09/10/us/men-military-sexual-assault.html"Sexual assault is alarmingly common in the U.S. military, and more than half of the victims are men." - https://www.gq.com/story/male-rape-in-the-military
why the hell would you want to join the military when our homeland is being invaded by criminals who run congress and every state getting a datacenter which isn't needed for the climate.
>>538415659I'm joining the terrorist side though.
