Jesus Christ was not a supernatural being in the traditional sense, but a highly advanced cybernetic envoy sent from humanity's far future. Civilization probably had reached the brink of extinction after centuries of war and ecological collapse. The only remaining hope was to alter history by sending an artificial-human, hybrid/part biological, part machine, back to a pivotal point in human development.His "miracles" were actually demonstrations of technology so advanced that ancient observers could only describe them as divine. Turning water into wine, for example, was the work of microscopic, programmable chemicals released into the water, most likely just released from the tips of his fingers. These devices rapidly analyzed the liquid's chemistry, extracted trace minerals, and rearranged molecules into the exact composition of fermented wine within seconds. To witnesses with no scientific framework, the transformation would have appeared instantaneous and miraculous.Healing the sick relied on medical nanotechnology capable of repairing damaged tissue, eliminating infections, and restoring nerve function. The blind "received sight" because microscopic machines rebuilt retinal cells. Paralysis vanished as damaged spinal pathways were reconstructed on the molecular level. Even the raising of Lazarus could be explained as an emergency cellular revival system that prevented irreversible brain death if activated quickly enough.(1/2)
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His remarkable knowledge and wisdom would come from an advanced artificial intelligence integrated into his brain. It could predict human behavior with astonishing accuracy, making prophecy seem effortless. Walking on water most likely involved gravitational field generators built into him.The crucifixion itself probably was anticipated from the beginning. Rather than failing, the mission required a public sacrifice to ensure his teachings spread across civilizations. His apparent death allowed his systems to enter a low-power preservation state. And of course, three days later, autonomous repair mechanisms restored critical functions, making the resurrection the successful completion of a programmed recovery sequence.His ascension into "heaven" could represent retrieval by a portal returning to the future, hidden beyond normal human perception, collecting its envoy once the timeline had been sufficiently altered.(2/2)>Tldr: There probably is no god. It was us all along, but we were too stupid to listen, so they had to fabricate a story we would listen to
>>538417026Jesus never existed. All historic sources are after jesus lived, proven frauds by monks via modern uv lighta and top od that they are copies of copies centuries later and fragmented. Like 4 sentence fragment and rest is aproximated from newer sources etc.
>reads what deus ex machina means >goes on /pol/ to spread schizo takes
>>538417026>Jesus: Do not resist evilAn evil machine from an evil civilisation?
>>538417026>I love Jesus
>>538417160Literally all historians would disagree with your piss poor opinion
>>538417026If that was so, how come nobody’s mentioned it outside the bible? Jesus did not happen.
>>538417320Nope
>>538417026>a supernatural being in the traditional senseThis phrase has no meaning
>>538417026>JESUS
>>538417026Take your meds schizo, Jesus obviously was part eldritch monster who got send here to take down the pedophiles aka the jews.
>>538417026Denouncing the Talmud should be required in the comment field.
>>538417026Jesus never said anything about being a machine so if he was a machine that means he lied about being a machine.
>>538417449>picrelFor God to be a jew, a rabbi would first have to convert him, and the rabbi's supposed to reject his attempt at conversion no fewer than 2 times before accepting it. Then, God would have to undergo religious study under the supervision of that rabbi. Even so, most jews would be reluctant to consider God a jew, and it's unlikely that they would let him intermarry, as they'd be looking for higher-status husbands for their daughters. Thus, we can state with rather high-confidence that God is not a jew.
>>538417026story more believeable than current divine garbage that bible pushes. if we can accept that poojeet "gods" were traveling in flying machines then it's not a hard stretch that AI/nano tech, etc was available back then and Jesus was either an AI machine or robot if he truly had a human form. .
>>538417095>Tldr: There probably is no god. It was us all along, but we were too stupid to listenYou mouthbreathing schizoids are not doing anything positive for christianity you either believe or you don't. If you believe you go all in. You don't get to pick and choose what you like from the book
>>538417759This man is based. He is a soldier of Christ
>>538417759imagine being cuck like you that you so desperate for jesus being human yet have god powers who decided that getting himself killed was proper path instead of wracking havok on jew powers so the world can actually be rid of sins that jews bring onto everyone and world can actually be utopia. instead we're told that Jesus was able to do all these miracles but allowed himself to be killed while claiming he is dying for our sins yet sins still persist since and every human is forced to sin thru life in order to please jews. if that type of human was possible then there would be more examples of these type of human in every generation (1 freak born for every billion births that can perform miracles like jesus did). I wouldn't be shocked if eventually it'll come out that JESUS is actually an acronym for a Super AGI
>>538417320why do you christkikes lie constantly? fucking jews
>>538417026He never existed. It’s a myth. Grow up.
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