>fat goate neckbeard working minimum wage is engaged to a girl from a rich family and is cheating on her with his beaner manager Im a engineer who is an incel, and i lift. I have a lawyer friend who also lifts and is also incel. I have a tall nigger freind who claims to have 10 inches who would have been an incel if his standards weren't so comically low. Everyone of my coworkers that are under 35 are incles except for the pakistani one and im pretty sure he married his 2nd cousin. What im getting at is that if I find out that this is the world that was taken from us, were a clerk can have this kind of love life, i won't do shit of course(none of us ever will lets face it)but it would be a very sobering moment. This is a gen x delusional fantasy though right?
>>538439062dont care, its just a movie retard.
Clerks 3 was so fucking depressing.
>>538439062God took it away from you for you and your father being perverted porn watchers. It's the curse of God upon the degenerate generation of men who masturbate all day to women being degraded.
>>538439113Hey watch it im still halfway through this one, i didnt even know these 2 came out.
>>538439129The crazy part is that u are 100 percent right
>>538439062I am Gen X and this was absolutely realistic in my 20’s.
>>538439062No, it's pretty close to true. Before smart phones and social media women had more realistic expectations, and they mostly wanted to be in a relationship because there was still a lot of social pressure against just slutting around
>>538439158Can u tell us more, what do u think ruined everything?
>>538439062>liftLifting will only get you more gay attention.pic>lazy maxxing>almost no facial expression>slow arm movements>paced up monotonous speech with simple ideasWe must learn the Keanu to survive the modern times.
>>538439221He's an incel also
>>538439062just kill yourself faggot
>>538439257Dude... check the hands, more like a volcel, mofo has his hands behind his back while getting his dick sucked almost forcefully.Get your story straight, bro.Look at that bitch's face and you're telling me he can;t get ass?You're nuts.
>>538439129>porn watchersit used to be a DSM classified psychiatric disease called voyeurism also hysteria was/a mostly female related disease.
>>538439161Get a lil bit of alcohol, get a lil bit of rushing get a lil bit of drugs and you were fucking like a sultan.
>>538439210Well I am married now and haven’t dated for 15 years or so, so it’s hard for me to say exactly. I recently came back to 4chan a few months ago and was sort of shocked to see how the state of things between men and women. I definitely feel that technology is a factor. It seems like the ability for people to engage face to face is endangered and men and women both have distorted expectations, it seems.There was another movie from about the same time called the 40 year old virgin and it was a laughable premise then. Now it’s not uncommon. It seems like both men and women are trying to “win” dating in a performative sense. Instead of looking for someone they are compatible with, they apparently want status symbols.Girl has to be a10Guy has to be rich etcI think it works better looking for someone who is good to you and good for you.For reference sake, I had about a dozen girlfriend before I got married and I lost my virginity at 14 which was pretty young even then but not unheard of I truly wish you good luck
>>538439221ThisIt’s also a sign of low IQ. Anytime someone with muscles opens their mouths expect to hear the most retarded take in your life
>>538439062>Im a engineer who is an incel, and i lift.Holy shit, same here.
>>538439660For me its that I get no matches on dating sites and have no opportunities to meet then at work or in my social circles
>>538439129why are all christcucks male feminist simps now
>>538439691Yea, cause they spend that time in the gym and not reading anything.
>>538439062If you can rawdog good pussy and/or have a great job with a good salary, consider yourself lucky in these trying times.
>>538439741I have never used dating site but getting a date the same way you buy a used car online seems to reinforce the “by the looks and numbers” element of modern dating. That seems likely to be why everyone feels the need to be meet the specs of success instead of feeling a connection.You are more than you height/weight, net worth,and dick size.Who you are can’t be quantified so easily like you’re spare parts for a car.That’s my side line guess since I’ve never used a dating app.In the old days, you just went up to a girl and talked to her.You got shot down a lot too.You kept going til you found a fit
>>538439062my cock is 18 inches long
>>538440165and it is half an inch wide
>>538440178and I have five tensticles
>>538439691I do pushups using my cockand I lift heavy reps using my cockand when I open my mouth, each time, I speak ancient wisdom translated into the modern language.
>>538440251Based
>>538439790Because God doesn't like perverts.
>>538439157>>538439158Absolutely, also same gen, can confirm, worked retail (even met Joey Lauren Adams shopping in my store), sold cars, banged coworkers and customers in my 20’s. Successful now, dif industry, worked at a junkyard when I met my lovely wife and mother of my kids. Not saying you should work to work, work for pussy, but it does provide you access. >Moby Dick syndrome, out to sea long enough (work) the whales start looking like mermaids (banged some thick for back then girls) but it worked the other way around, also some tight 19yo pussy.
If you don’t like bars, yoga classes have a very nice female to male ratio.
>>538439062>nigger freindGo back to plebbit faggot And take your boomer shit with you
>>538439313This picture is of a man who got pussy, lost it, and knows more isn't going to make him any happier and only take away what he has built.
>>538439113It retroactivley ruined the entire series for me. This fat retard is threatening to make Mallrats 2 as well.
>>538439062>Has never seen the first oneTell us more, small dick shitjeet.
>>538439691smart people of course are fat disgusting blobs who never exercise. kill yourself
Who cares what white incel vermin think?
>>538439313>Dude... check the hands,He has a cigarette in his hand.
>>538444204well... other pics then, retard
>retarded cheater plot that makes zero sense and would never happen irl, played up for laughsTell me your script was written by a jew without telling me itdwas written by a jew.
>>538444170penis
I tried to watch Mallrats on Criterion Channel recently because I had never seen it.Aged so horribly. The whole culture was complaining about living in luxury that doesn't exist today.
>>538439062You know it's just a comedy movie right?
>>538439113There's a 3rd one lol. If he made it after his meltdown it probably sucks
