How does /pol/ plan on celebrating Elliot's 35th birthday, on July 24th, 18 days from now!? leave replies.Elliot was born on July 24th, 1991 (a palindrome) in the United Kingdom. His childhood home was named 'The Old Rectory'. He moved to the United States at the age of 4.
>>538440097I'll get a vanilla latte just like I did for the anniversary of The Day of Retribution. Not sure what else I can do.
>>538440097I celebrate by watching George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg movies.>iykyk
>>538440097By trying to push an incel off a rooftop.
>>538440097I drive around looking for hapas to beat up
>>538443742I don't look at them the same anymore. Ticking time bombs
my goat my king my hero
>I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister's vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister's moans. I stood there and listened to it all. So my sister, who was four years younger than me, managed to lose her virginity before I did. It reminded me of how pathetic I was, that at the age of twenty-two, I was still a virgin. I hated her boyfriend as well. My sister said that he's been with other girls before her, and I'm sure he lost his virginity at a much younger age. It is such an injustice. The slob doesn't even have a car, and he is able to get girlfriends, while I drive a BMW and get no attention from any girls whatsoever.
King saint incel couldn't swing it in his relativity short life.
>>538441967What a way to announce your suicide
>fatally shot himselfcringe
Rest in Power Elliot.
>>538445829>that picturegrim
>>538440097i will buy a birthday cake and 35 candles ofc, what else? I will also drink a vanilla latte ofc, its mandatory as well. On his 40th birthday i will get a tattoo of Saint Elliot on my heart.
