>Bryan Johnson: Millionaire biohacker who wants to live forever reveals incurable illnessLOL!https://www.news.com.au/finance/work/trends/bryan-johnson-millionaire-biohacker-who-wants-to-live-forever-reveals-incurable-illness/news-story/a708e3fe865bd1b2d5849cc9318c79e1
>>538441988>hey God , imma live forev-AAAAACK!
>>538441988vampires don't want humans to obtain immortality. This was the work of a secret vampire society. they gave him some kind of illness.
He looks like he's already dead
>>538441988I guess regularly injecting your own son's body fluids isn't working after all.
God is not mocked
>>538441988>tries to play God>God: "Omae wa mou shindeiru"
>>538441988>revealedThat's a pretty soft way of saying "caused in himself through his own hubris".
>>538441988>licks snizz>diesMany such cases.
>>538441988Daily Mail used to run tons of articles about this faggot. Every time I see his face makes me want to punch him. What a sorry ass materialistic faggot.
>>538442717Crisp.
>>538442717>top 1% of all vaginasok but do it stink
It’s so fucking over for simps. Women’s vaginas are fucking petris dishes of STDs and partial abortions.
>>538442053He's been fed this line about how he's gonna live forever. Someone will kill you with a knife. Make sure your abs are ripped, you got some good guns. You want to look good when you get stabbed with a knife, sorry that's how it works.
>>538441988Lmfao. A rare win for this shitty timeline.
>>538442595God still with the 100% record. You'd think people would be more interested in backing the winner, but it seems a lot of people don't like to think of themselves playing second fiddle.
did he acquire aids/monkeypox?
He got gastrol stomach issues. Nothing major or life threatening you retards
>>538441988He literally needs to eat a more balanced diet and get the fuck off vegan. His stomach is eating itself.Give that fucker some meat.
>>538441988I figured he'd just get hit by a bus. This is funnier though.
>>538442080Based screencapper
>>538442053This. God has an incredible sense of humor. >oh my scienceeeee
>>538447208Acidity/alkalinity is completely off, yeah.Less wheatgrass slurpies, more choccy milk
>>538447648I thought the incurable disease was gonna be old age just because it's this guy
>>538447648That South Park episode was prophetic.
Everyone who tries to live forever has failed and died. All those pedos who thought child blood gives them longer life are elderly and breaking down, because they sold their souls for literally nothing in return.idk maybe they shouldn't have trusted the Prince of Lies???fyi
>>538447262>I figured he'd just get hit by a bus. This is funnier though.Vax Status?Booooooosted? Just asking.
>>538441988
>>538442981I still can't get over how funny it is that every woman is a massive whore these days, and men are lining up begging to shove their dirty ass wrecked roast beef in their mouth. It's common for men to eat out prostitutes now too, if escort review sites are to be trusted. Modern men are pathetic and no woman will ever respect a man who goes down on her.
>>538441988It's manageable with simple B12 injections. Sorry to dissapoint.
>>538441988Read the article. Understood what's the problem. Won't disclose, because most people are shitty.
>>538442717>it's real
Did anyone know about this guy before he started turning into a lesbian
>>538448644couple years ago, we saw him here talking about Batemanmaxxing before "maxxing" became a thing, and WAY before we found out he took the covid shots
>>538441988Shouldnt have taken it
>>538443042TRVKECarl's law states that it don't matter. None of this matters.
>>538442066>vampires don't want humans to obtain immortality. This was the work of a secret vampire society. they gave him some kind of illness.the vampire lords are busy fighting the shadow war against the space alien infiltrators replacing government officials
>>538441988He will still consume child blood.
>>538442066>vampires don't want humans to obtain immortality. This was the work of a secret vampire society. they gave him some kind of illness.What's happened to Vampires-are-real Anon?Vampires finally got him and placed into a rape dungeon?
>>538442068>He looks like he's already deadHe's got the Peter Thiel wax museum shine
he publically regretted taking the vaxx and auto immune disorders have been established to be one of the many many sideeffects of it, so yeah.
>>538441988This is a psyop. Watch some tech nigger come out with an "implant" that "cures" him.
>>538448279Truly is mind boggling. Licking a public toilet seat is less of a health hazard at this point than the average female flaps.
>>538442068We all are my friend
