“100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas,” he bragged alongside a graph of her results from Tiny Health’s vaginal health test.“Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus).”"vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat and what you put in it,” he concluded."Oral sex carries genuine risks. HSV-1 (oral herpes) can be transmitted to the genitals and vice versa,” she wrote in the comments.“HPV passed through oral sex is now the leading cause of oropharyngeal cancers in the US (surpassing tobacco). Oral gonorrhea in particular is becoming antibiotic-resistant at alarming rates,” she addedIT'S OFFICIAL. BRYAN JOHNSON GOT STOMACH CANCER FROM EATING ROTTEN PUSSYSOURCE: https://nypost.com/2026/05/01/health/bryan-johnson-makes-shocking-reveal-about-girlfriends-vagina/
IMAGINE LICKING STINKY JEET PUSSY IN THE NAME OF SOIENCE. REPENT AND TURN TO JESUS IMMEDIATELY
>>538451737Stomach Cancer is not the same thing as oesophagal and throat cancer. But more importantlyHE LICKED SNIZZ>t. licked too much snizz
>>538451737women are satanic creatures.
Ewwwwwwww!
>>538451737He got his AIDS or "immune disease" from sucking gay cocks. Guy is zesty and his stunt gf he never touched
>>538451737>no talk about the vaxKek
>>538451737>Picrel Fucking disgusting beyond human comprehension >IT'S OFFICIAL. BRYAN JOHNSON GOT STOMACH CANCER FROM EATING ROTTEN PUSSYHow Jewish, kek
Who the fuck are these people and why should we care?
>>538451737Bruh, Ivermetctin.He has parasites.
>>538451942>NOT FUCKING THE STUNT GFWOW WHAT AN UNGRATEFUL CHODE>>538452010BRYAN JOHNSON IS AN INFLUENCER WHO TAKES EVERY SUPPLEMENT KNOWN TO BULKSUPPLEMENTS AND BETA TESTS DUMB FDA PUBMED BURGERSHART ARTICLES WITH ZERO RELEVANCE IN THE REAL WORLD WHICH IS WHY HE INJECTS ESTROGEN AND MICRODOSES IODINE UNDER 1MG LIKE A HUMONGEOUS TOOL. ALSO HE INJECTS HIS SON'S BLOOD. JUST LIFT WEIGHTS AND OD ON ANIMAL PROTEIN TO LIVE FOREVER DUMB FUCKS
It's no cooincidence he developed this while doing all his bullshit.I became allergic to Brussels sprouts because i was eating them during me having a viral infection. I did not grow up eating them, it was the first time eating them. I stared months before, but when I got a viral infection afterwards continuing to eat brussels sprouts made me break out in hives my body was attacking itself, because it when dealing with my virus flagged this other thing in my system that historically it had not dealt with as part of the problem.tl;dr when you're a child you get established with what you should/can/can't eat. Introducing shit like kale and all this crap when you're adult makes you get sick and dieOld people that eat nothing but the same food live till they're 100. People eating 'diverse foods' get cancer and die.
>>538451737Pussy was to clean. You need to be in the 20th percentile for a good gut biome.
>>538451737You must have a slow, agonizing death with if you’re putting your mouth anywhere near afoid’s dirty hole. Do you know how many dicks the average foid has taken since the age of 13? Kek
THE JEWS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS: EVERY DISEASE IS MERCURY, LEAD, ARSENIC AND ALUMINUM POISONING. TAKE EDTA + MSM IMMEDIATELY. FUCK BRYAN JOHNSON. FUCK THE MEDICAL ORGS. HITLER AND JESUS WILL SAVE YOU AND GIVE YOU THE ENERGY TO COMPLETE THE LAST REP AND BEYOND AFTER ALL ELSE FAILS YOU.
>>538451811Kissing a lot can change your stomach’s microbiome makeup, at least as long as your “diet” remains consistent. Nvm eating some “diverse” (from the multitude of men) slut’s pussy.
PUSSYEATERS ARE HELLBOUND!!
MEGADOSE NIACIN AND IODINE TO RIP THE KIKES. STOP PAYING HEALTH INSURANCE TO END THE KIKE SYSTEM.
>>538452437Shut the fuck up you dumb uneducated whore nigger
>>538451737 >pic related This post isn't real, right? >HPV passed through oral sex is now the leading cause of oropharyngeal cancers btw there is a vaccine (since 2009) against the most common cancerous strains. You can also get this virus just from kissing.
he doesn't have stomach cancer
>>538451737Nigga got a stomach eating disease cuz he licked bbc cum from his wives vagene
>>538452430hmm idk about that never heard of this supplement but your post sounds dangerously based
>>538453213if you take gardasil you are more retarded than covid jab maxers
>>538453775CHELATION THERAPY, IODINE AND NIACIN ARE WHAT EVERY MEDICAL ORGANIZATION SHILLS AGAINST. THIS IS THE BIGGEST PSYOP SINCE TEEN PREGNANCY, ANTIVAXXER SCARES, EGGS AND CHOLESTEROL SCARES AND VEGETARIANISM
>>538454045How so? >The current HPV vaccine is based on virus-like particles (VLPs) that are formed by HPV surface components. VLPs are not infectious because they lack the virus' DNA >We used nationwide Swedish demographic and health registers to follow an open population of 1,672,983 girls and women who were 10 to 30 years of age from 2006 through 2017. >During the study period, we evaluated girls and women for cervical cancer until their 31st birthday. Cervical cancer was diagnosed in 19 women who had received the quadrivalent HPV vaccine and in 538 women who had not received the vaccine.
Do not eat the vaginal yogurt.
>>538452641.t toasty roastie
>>538451737Cancer is fake.
>>538454824>if you know the difference between stomach cancer and mouth cancer, you are a womanyou are a fucking 50 IQ nigger and I hope your family gets stabbed by them as well.
>>538454672I see you have experience arguing with yugos
>>538454742so women's vaginas also regularily leak puss just like trannies do?
>>538455353Theres and actual biological reason for why a foids cunt leaks compared to whatever troons do
>>538455353The difference is, when she's fertile, the goo facilitates male orgasm and keeps the sperm alive to reach its goal.
>>538451737>IT'S OFFICIAL. BRYAN JOHNSON GOT STOMACH CANCER FROM EATING ROTTEN PUSSYAnd the argument for this is that oral sex can cause diseases and cancers that are not the problem Johnson is currently experiencing?
>>538455353It's the difference between the precum your penis makes vs the slime that comes out of an open wound, so not even close.
This is why you should eat the ass
If he had ate the Pajeetas ass too he would have a balanced diet and wouldn't be in this situation
>>538451737
>>538451737That faggot really posted about eating out his wife and then shared her "vaginal microbiome report"? Jesus Christ, social media was a mistake.
>>538451737I got retarded drunk during the last US soccer game and somehow ended up eating some flight attendant's pussy. I've had mild coof like symptoms ever since. Anons, am I gonna die?
>>538456707Great pic kek
>>538451890whoa what brought this on
>>538452344how many? you live in ireland
>>538452430Why are you yelling?
>>538459379CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. READY TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY
>>538451737this is why the Bible is against anything but heterosexual vaginal sex. it wasn't to be prude, it was to protect you.
JEWS ARE TRANNIES
>>538459226stfu simp, how dare you come in here and defend foids, fuck off
>>538459226>>538459907THIS STATEMENT IS CORRECT. EVERY CULT HAS ONE THING IN COMMON: ACTING LIKE A BITCH. WOMEN DO IT BY ACCIDENT, JEWS AND MASONS DO IT ON PURPOSE.
>>538455520Your source?
>>538456916>light attendant's pussyman, you fucked up hardWHAT A KEK LMAO @ U CRACKA
>>538455353Slimey pussy only happens during certain windows of the cycle and mostly if you churn her up real good with your dick. Kinda looks like male cum. Isn't.
>>538451737He has the mind of a 10 year old, caused by oversocialization by push-button phones, where everything gets combined by an algorithm. Surely all his health practices work the same way. It's all purely imagined stuff, like a child would come up with. This retardation has become extremely widespread. It's also why people think they can "change" their gender. You can just push a button. Then uh-oh, the stinky wound.
>>538451737I can't stand these type of oversharing retards. Imagine coming into work and announcing, "HEY, GUYS, I ATE OUT MY WIFE LAST NIGHT!" It's unreal how people just have no shame anymore. Keep your sex life in the bedroom where it belongs.
>>538451737is it normal to post about this shit? i cant imagine putting something like that up for my coworkers and parents to see but im very autistic so i dont fit in with normal people
>>538460047what do you mean
>>538460548No, Bryan is just weird. He posted about his sons erections too.
>>538460712Unironic answer: Getting infected with a virus can create unspecific symptoms such as yours. Does not necessarily mean you didnt fight it off.Statistically most likely you aquired a HPV strain. Might sound bad, is practically impossible to avoid.
https://youtu.be/nHtcVVp28Po?is=lg8U9jN85KZufMJK
>>538451947Pfizer actually asked for 75 years, but they were like 75 years is crazy, we'll do 55 years because we care about the goyim.Kek
i just ate my girlfriends butthole and vagina 2 hours ago it even had another guys cock up there not even a week ago. not going to let a puny little cancer stop me
>>538461192what does this have to do with the topic
>>538451737I love eating pussy. Seriously, what is wrong with you faggot zoomers.
>>538453213>but there is a vaccineoho we got an expert here
>>538451737where did we go wrong as society when everyone thinks it's okay to post shit like "just gave my wife head.. her vaginal juices...."?
>>538451808Imagine thinking he got cancer from anything other than injecting literal cancer cells from the vaccine.
>>538452430>some rando slinging white powder on 4chans says he knows why I crave pussy so much>says white powder will cure meNo thanks, ill just eat the pussy
>>538451808LMAOOO he got the stomach cancer from eating bacterial jeeta pussy it all makes sense now. Millions spent to achieve internal microbial equilibrium and peak health, all blown away in a single night of polluting himself with a fecaloidette. Omg this is too funny. Remember kids, indians are a cursed people that will hinder your goals and aspirations (and immortality)
>>538452253Nah just workout and eat jewish babies to live forever. Don't eat anything else. Just become a rabbi that feeds on circumcised cocks like a vampire. There's a reason elites do it. They won't touch Jewish babies because that's a big no no in their religion but goyim are allowed to and it's better actually than a goy baby.
>>538451737Wouldn't be the first time. Michael Douglas had the same because of picrel.
>>538451737>/pol/ is against eating pussy Same energy as pic related lmao
>>538461393they probably had a conference and thought it would be more sadistic if on their deathbed the vaccine experiment survivors at that stage realized it was a scam. I mean if they hadn't before then they were already retarded goycattle, but this way you can mind break some senile taxslaves right before they expire.
Fagboy got stomach cancer by doing something completely preventable, do pussylickers really? like why the fuck would you do that, ofc ur gonna get fucked, HMMM YES TODAY I WILL LIKE A BACTERIA RIDDEN ORGAN FOR NO BENEFIT AT ALLserves this faggot right
>>538452562>Beaner advice Get back to the fields and make your jew masters some money, bean.
>>538451808This fagot only sucks cock. Bet he's vaxxed and boosted.
>>538451737wtf his wife has bacteria all over her vaginagross
>>538467342>Fagboy got stomach cancer by doing something completely preventable, do pussylickers really? like why the fuck would you do thatBecause he's an autist who apparently got his wife's pussy tested and believed he could safely eat her box. Fucking hilarious.
>>538451737why didnt he cut open a condom to use it as a barrier like a civilized man?
>>538456916Nah you’re ok. Doubtful you got hiv or anything. Extremely difficult if you’re heterosexual
>>538451737Posting about your GF’s vagina score on social media is something I would imagine somebody with peak autism would only do if they could get a GF
>>538468400I had some pretty odd exchanges with my ex that outed me as a strange individual but I still have the social grace to see how fucked up this is. Plus they were private and not posted for all to see...
>>538451737He doesn't have stomach cancer retard. He has an auto immune disease that targets the cells in his stomach lining.
BUMP DON'T LET THE KIKES SLIDE THIS
>>538451737Ouch. Turns old school men had it right. No being a fag, no eating pussy, dont cut your dick up.
>>538468916Could be caused by contaminated flora
So an autoimmune disease related to the stomach lining, couldn't that be caused by introducing strange bacteria like after eating a vagina (literal waste disposal of the female body)
>>538451737That nigga got AIDs the old fashioned way with gay sex
>>538452430Bro can you low iq antisemites stop making antisemitism look retarded? I’m guessing when someone farted on another persons pillow and gave them pink eye when I was at military school as a kid, that was heavy metals, huh?I’m guessing I got sepsis from reusing my own dirty needles out of desperation when I was a junkie, that just so happened to be the only time the dope had heavy metals in in huh? Never before or after that time?I guess when I get the cold, despite eating the same thing everyday, I got heavy metals huh?Even if this shit were true, it makes the important shit less believable by association.Our country is owned by pedo Jews who want to replace white people.I only care about removing them from power and saving my ppl.We will deal with heavy metals afterwards if it’s even true
>>538451737Good thing I got the HPV vaccine. Nothing is stopping me from licking clits
>>538460483Over sharing was a much bigger thing with millennials like 10 years ago. Gen Z is super private online. I honestly miss the over sharing days though. They were more fun. I’d rather see what people are actually thinking than some curated slop.
>>538454672https://www.mctlaw.com/vaccine/hpv-vaccine/>Guillain-Barré Syndrome, also called GBS, is an autoimmune disorder that can occur after vaccination with the human papillomavirus (HPV) shot. GBS causes your immune system to attack the protective layer around the nerves, which leads to weakness and tingling in the extremities and can eventually cause complete paralysis of your body. The most extreme cases of GBS can result in difficulty breathing, heart attacks, severe pain, and bowel and bladder dysfunction. There is no known cure for GBS.Imagine getting vax faced because you can't stop eating dirty jeet pussyOh I get it you're not a medkit you're HIV Positive that's what the plus is I finally understand.
>>538467331pretty muchbetter soul extraction ritual
>>538467257In a viable society like what we had pre sexual revolution, that guy on the left would get a woman that was just as disgusting as him. Whereas right now, that disgusting ass woman gets an average looking guy once every three months when he’s desperate and convinces herself that they are dating. Which throws off the entire ratio.
>>538464575>They won't touch Jewish babies because that's a big no no in their religionthat must be the only thing judahism is really about, everything else being lies and subterfuges
>>538471127Autoimmunity? No. There's usually a few mutations that increase your predisposition to developing various types of autoimmune diseases. From there it's more or less good/bad luck as to whether or not your body decides that the antigens on the outside of your cells are too similar to those of a foreign invader.
>>538460213My onitis had this once I was convinced she had got jizzed in by some guy in college. Nowhere in sex ed class did they tell me white goo was going to come out of her cunt.People are disgusted at the idea of washing out their flesh light after using it. Meanwhile foids don't even bother they've been taught they're "self cleaning" which instantly sets off my BS alarm because after 48 hours my balls smell like a bottle of vinegar and they're not even inside me.
>>538471567you work for jew pharmakeiayou get the gas first
>>538460015your mom
>>538471930No, in any other time or place in history, that guy probably would have died in infancy or childhood. If he somehow made it to adulthood, he would end up either spending his life as a monk or academic autistically copying manuscripts and never even seeing actual women, or would have ended up as a hermit living alone in a shack innawoods and also never seeing any women.
>>538471968THIS IS WHY THE LORD GAVE WHORES TWO HOLES.
