>even the cute Russian girls are now preparing for the collapse
Lmao it's a nothing burger like operation spiderweb.
>>538453533>russia will collapse any day now said the hohol hiding abroad while his beloved kiev gets pounded by hypersonicslmao
>>5384535332 more weeks
>this is just my first collapse of the countrykekwell get as much as gas, ammunition, guns, sugar, grains or leave country before famine hits
>>538453613>his beloved kievJoke's on you, literally nobody loves that shithole.
>>538453533I have a spare bedroom if any qt russian girls need a place to stay
>>538453873I also want to chain russian women to the radiator and rape them
>>538453533Coming soon to an onlyfans anal insertion video. 10 ruble cheers and she'll take another inch.
We're about to see hypersonics on sale in Nigeria for $30k
>>538453533its time guys
>>538453533A world without fuel does that. In a village I could only imagine that the newer generation would be completely unprepared for it. Their cycles revolve around agriculture and transport. No oil means neither happen thus fucking with their world view.
>collapse>posting on social mediayeah call me when people can't find bread
>>538453533good, I'll take 2
Just imagine in the days leading up to the USSR collapse people would have been assuring people "nothing ever happen"
>>538453533>you will see russian whores getting their guts blown out by drones in your lifetime
>>538453533I want to collapse some Russian pussy
>>538453963Actually, they're more likely to chain you to a radiator and force viagra down your throat kek
>>538453533>United statesians: The country is collapsing!!!>Russian: First time? Heh, happens every generation with us.
>>538453533A guy born in 1916 might live to witness his third russian collapse
>>538453533>this is just my first collapse of the countryCute. She should be fine. Her mother can give her some pointers on prostitution.
I offer my house for 2 fertile ones.
>>538453732Don't worry Russia-kunNATO and our greatest ally will be there to help you guys up after the fall. All they'll ask is some modest interest in return. Take your time getting it back to us. No rush.
>>538455315This is a genius shitpost.A russian says something about russia, a leaf attributes it to an american and makes it about america. Russians reply smugly even though they're freaking out in the OP pic.And even though "United Statesians" means you hate America, the punchline is Russia collapsing for the third time.Very NAFO coded of you.I know russia isnt collapsing. This country neither.
>>538453533the old border will be restored both in the east and the west
Called it. You heard it here first, folkshttps://youtu.be/AWCRXPWs_fM
>>538453533buy deenz, rice, gas cooker, more deenz, canned meat, potaytoes, some deenz and beans.. and lots of water
>>538453533How to survive the collapse? Turn 360 degrees and slowly, but methodically, walk away.
