So what do we think of Trump's Bible?
>>538462361how come the President needs to commemorate himself with a Bible?
>>538462361Is it different from other editions? Have changes been made to it? Is this the Scofield bible II?
>>538462538>Bible edition by Trump NGL, would be a fucking hilarious to read >Noah, go forth and build an ark. It has to be the biggest, the greatest ark there ever was. Thank you for your attention to this matter, God
>>538462361Looks like a Bible made by a gypsy
>Golden bible>Trumps name on holy book>Commemorative of Trumps personal achievementsWait ..... isn't he Jewish?
>>538462780Hahahaha
>>538463098In case you haven't been paying attention, it doesn't really matter. He's mentally enslaved for one reason or another. You'll never prove it, by design, but you know it. They're his masters.
>>538462361Does anyone know if they ship overseas?I tried looking but couldn't find anything
>>538462361>reading I Bible published by someone that's never read a Bible
>>538462361Overpriced toilet paper. Anything with his name on it is for wiping your ass.
>>538462780It’s a parody anyway. A serious Christian would reject it as blasphemous.
>>538468387Now, in 200 years, this book will be worth a lot, because all of them will be discarded.>>538469184The inclusion of American documents is laughable, but not parody. Unless he's changed the words somehow, it's an attention grab, but it's not blasphemous just because he's so unlikeable.
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>>538462361Who’s “we” white man? You got a turd in your pocket?
>>538462361Pretty sure this fulfills yet another prophecy from Revelation.>>538463098It's like that scene in The Founder with the Jewish guy who works as a door-to-door Bible salesman. If it pays it pays.
>>538462459Because President Trump is literally the Second Coming of Christ.
>>538469721>Pretty sure this fulfills yet another prophecy from Revelation.No it doesn't. On that note, literally everything does. It's like Nostradamus' predictions.
>>538470449>Trump Christright
