What advice would you give to a 16-22 year old man who wants to make as much money as possible in the US?
become a grifter
>>538465014Stay as far away from /biz/ as you possibly can and just suck cocks instead
smear yourself in gefiltefish and crawl around on all fours outside mar a lago
>>538465192Lol
>>538465014sales is very important, not "selling" per se but making a great introduction, getting a foot in the door, leveraging interpersonal skills and rapportand also networking with other likeminded people
>>538465104lmao. obsessed.
>>538465014why the fuck would I give advice to my competition? fuck you.
Legally? Become a lawyer or a dentist.
>>538465014yolo SPY calls and hope you get lucky. you won't get rich just through a normal job.
>>538465014Abandon your morals
>>538465014Boomers need to be your clients or customer base
>>538465014if you're 16, you're still likely under your parents' roof. stay under your parents' roof as long as you possibly can.during this time, work one or more jobs and invest 100% of your paychecks into an individual brokerage account.in this account, buy vanguard ETFs. personally, i invest both of my kids' money in VUG and nothing else. just buy VUG.as >>538465126 said, do NOT listen to /biz/, wall street bets, or anything retarded. do NOT buy options or futures, you might think you can print money with them but you cant, that is a jewish scam.lastly, just work on climbing the ladder as hard as you can. push your way up the corporate ladder, max your 401k, and just keep dollar cost averaging your ETFs
>>538465014Commit crime.The USA is a third world shithole where only crime results in any meaningful profit.
>>538465317People who are great at sales usually have a combination of charisma and gregariousness that makes them successful. In my experience, they don't even know their products especially well but when they tell a client something, even if they're wrong, they say it with such confidence and charm that they're believed.
>>538465014If I was 18 right now I would be starting a business, no matter how dumb and creating social content that shows off my dumb business.Pressure wash shit, make videos and post stories on tik tok and youtube. Does not need to be any harder than that. Obviously tailor this to your skill set.When you make more money from social media than pressure washing shit come back here for next steps.
>>538465684All zoomers are trying to get rich through social media, it's extremely saturated
>>538465014learn a job that AI cant do, which is going to involve some physical aspect. lawyer is an ok suggestion, but that will only get way more competitive, especially as AI takes over all the paralegal roles. something like electrical engineering for infrastructure repair is a better path, working for a company like centuri, without which society cant function.
>>538465659Yep and that's what makes psychopaths so good at becoming successful, they don't have the empathy that would undercut their objectives, and people want to be charmed.
>Step 1: Go to trade school. Get a trade in a heavy industry. Live with your parents while you do this.>Step 2: Move to a remote location with lots of indstrial jobs, such as Alaska or N.Dakota. These places has lots of job opportunities and are desperate to find staff. They wont be picky about your experience. >Step 3: Get an offsite heavy industry remote job in said locations, where they also pay your accomodation and meals, as well a major salary.>Step 4: Bank every paycheck since meals and housing is paid for. Dont waste a cent on bullshit. Work as many shifts as possible. Take no holidays. Do not drink or smoke etc. Own no house and no car.>Step 5: Invest all your money on stocks while you work. Get good stock advice from your workplace>Step 6: Ultimately save up enough to buy a house. Turn that house into an AirBnB. Continue working, continue trading stocks, get extra revenue from your house>Step 7: You have now spent roughly 5-7 years of your life. You're not even 30 yet but almost a millionare>Step 8: You now have enough cash and work experience to leave your remote heavy industry work. Move back to the state of your choice>Step 9: Find a job with your experience should be easy now. Buy a house and a car.>Step 10: Finding a nice young girl at this point should be easy. Raise a family. Take care of your parents. Enjoy the remaining 30-40 years before retirement.
>>538465014Get a job live with your parents Save up moneyBuy a houseRent it outContinue to live with parentsSave up more moneyBuy another houseRepeat.You're welcome.
>>538465014Be Jewish
>>538465014>voluntarily living in a shithole like americaCheat steal and lie. Thats the whole purpose of that "country"
>>538466254Out of touch, hard work can't be expected to be recognized now
>>538465014did you know that the bar to start a charity is very low?did you know the clinton foundation rakes in hundreds of millions a year and only about 18-20% of those donations are spent on the actual charity and the rest is in paying its "employees" Hillary, Bill and their Daughter LLC management?did you know that in America, and most the world, charities are rated on how much they spend on the actual purpose for the charity, and clintons are rated in the top ten?did you know the minimal amount required to legally do this is like 10%?did you also know that charities that deliver under 30% are rated number 1?so if you really want to get rich, start a charity.billionares will donate just for goody points.you could spend half a billion out of a one billion dollar donation, to pay for the actual charity(50% to starving africans whopeeeee water towers for EVERYBODY!!!) AND POCKET THE REST AS PAYING YOUR OWN SELF AND FAMILY AS "MANAGEMENT" UNDER EMPLOYEE PAYROLL, AND YOU WOULD IMMEDIATELY BECOME THE WORLDS NUMVER %1 RATED CHARITY BY SUCH A MODEL?!!!!you are welcome anon.t. the Nooticer
I'll tell you what I did when I lived in the US (grew up there). I opened up an LLC with a buddy to build fences. We'd drive around and look at houses with broke down/old fences and knock on the door and offer our services. After several days of "no thank yous" we got 1 job. We did the fuck out of that and charged a very good price. A couple of days later a friend of our 1st client called and hired us for his fence. Slowly but surely we grew, as we would still drive around and knock on doors/hand out fliers. After around a year of doing that and working pretty consistently we got a "big" contract to re-fence the back of a high school. By this time, we had 2 guys working for us, 1 more truck, tools for everyone, and a nerdy dude in charge of our social media and ads. Just make sure you hire white, as it looks infinitely better than pulling up to a job with a bunch of mexicans or whatever. We started guys at $20/h and I could afford to stay home most of the days doing material acquisition and new contracts. By the second year doing it, we were pretty well known, as we took out time to do it correctly, so our name spread through word of mouth and social media. We also hired 2 more guys so my buddy was in charge of overseeing the jobs, teaching new guys, troubleshooting tools if any issues etc. Now in Brazil, I do the payroll, materials, and contracts, and my buddy still doing what i said earlier. We don't want to really grow anymore, staying relatively small but full schedules and we keep ourselves busy without having to trust a random with our cash, taxes, management etc. It's pretty comfy and we're enjoying our lives.tldr: create an LLC and work for yourself
>>538466397>Wah Wah you cant make money workingYou would shoot yourself if you knew how much for example a plummer makes compared to whatever the fuck you're doing.
>>538465494This is reasonable advice, but if you truly believe in long-term wealth build over a couple of decades - i.e. that the SP500 and similar benchmarks will continue to grow faster than inflation - then there's no reason not to put a decent percentage of your dollar cost averaging into a 2x or 3x SP500 ETF.Go compare VUG and VOO vs. SSO for example. Keep in mind, it's only valid if you let it sit over a long time period - retirement only, not other expenses - but if the 1x return is expected long-term, 2x is better. Be aware the valuation swings will be 2x as well - so you have the right horizon for it.Of course, you'll want to monitor to make sure it delivers the claimed performance over time, but the last 5 years shows that some of them have.
>>538465014Apparently you can become very rich trafficking children to Republicans
Don't get me wrong, the majority of poor people I have know are fucking stupid and useless, but the majority of wealthy people I have met are genuinely the worst people I have ever know. All of them are deeply insecure and deficient.
>>538465014>What advice would you give to a 16-22 year old man who wants to make as much money as possible in the US?go back to india sukdeep.
>>538467155Same. May just be middle class bias (we have our own issues too, very conformist and sheeplike) but poors and rich people are all very unpleasant to be around. Most Rich people at other times in history would have been murdered for being weird little psychos at any other point history but laws are protecting them
>>538465014just suck cock and paint your face blacki'm dead seriousdon't even go into the interview and shake their hand with a firm handshakejust paint your face black, walk into the interview, and suck that cockthat is the essence of judeo-anglo society
>>538466718As an electrician a plumber makes slightly more but has to deal with feces, meanwhile I deal with pure and clean electric fields
>>538465014>What advice would you give to a 16-22 year old man who wants to make as much money as possible in the US?are you sure you checked all the right boxes on the paperwork?oh? you didn't lie on your papers?you don't suck cock? you aren't a minority kike nigger?you have white skin?you're fucked bro. you're trash.
>>538465014Use AI to spin up as many businesses as fast as possible.
>>538465014>What advice would you give to a 16-22 year old man who wants to make as much money as possible in the US?aim for a D+ gpa, there will be elites clamoring for your abilities and will reward you in this just judeo-anglo society.
>>538466254>Get good stock advice from your workplaceOof
>>538465126LMAO see this dude knows it's common knowledge these dayssure sucks huh
>>538466990VUG is pretty dog shit comparatively when you remove the fake and gay AI economy. Good to hold as maybe 30% of a portfolio from age 25-38 otherwise VT or VOO is better
>>538466990Interesting, thanks anon. I just checked SSO and its rate of growth is a lot more aggressive. I'm a big advocate for long-term growth - spent years breaking even as a prop firm futures trader and can pretty confidently say long term holding is the most profitable market decision.Also, >>538466265 is good advice too. Reminds me of a good book called Rich Dad Poor Dad; the main idea is to buy appreciating assets (like real estate or high volume stocks) and avoid buying liabilities (like vehicles).It really just comes down to common sense. The best advice for OP is to stay with mom and dad for as long as possible. I really wish I saw more value in that. I also wish I invested in real estate sooner, I passed up on a lot of opportunity because I was scared to invest and was stupid with my money.
>>538465904no what makes them seemingly successful is all the losers that want to be charmed. the reality is they are desperate to charm people. which is rather pathetic really. psychos shouldn't be championed. you said it yourself, they aren't human. humans have empathy. dogshit and robots do not.
>>538465014max out life insurance, join the military, and die for israel.
>>538465014play your cards right. do you have connections and/or degree?If you got nothing then learn a trade and buy avan or a truck with a camper in the back and be a homeless person with a vehicle and PO box for a while. use gym/pool membership for bathroom / shower/ live out of camper and save for down payment for a mortgage. buy a house with a lot of rooms you can rent. rent out the rooms to college kids or working adults to help pay mortgage. Alternatively get married to rich girl and have woman share house with you and pay half the bills.
>>538465014I would remind you that nothing in life is free. Steel yourself because high paying jobs are a lot of suffering. You will become a penny pincher once you realize how much you must personally sacrifice for the big payday.
>>538465014Confirm that the coming Quantum Financial System is real, and then invest in ISO20022 compliant cryptos (they're digital assets actually). Should still 50 x at this point (some say 500x - a quadrillion dollars will be moved onto these blockchains). Also, get physical silver and/or gold. All 3 of these will be essential parts of the new financial system. And all are really cheap right now. But not for long...
>>538465014Stop wearing these tight suits you look ridiculous. Also brown shoes should only be worn in casual events, never in a professional setting. Yes people skirt around it but you don't have to
Rush to home ownership It's literally just that.
>>538465014Start a business and live out of it and stay away from too much debt. Also don’t impregnate any brown women. You’re welcome little bro.
>>538465014Get a job in the medical industry. Over the next 20 years Boomers are going to die off. There will be a huge demand for doctors, technicians, nurses, scientists, pharmacists, and everything in between. As long as people are sick or dying, you'll have a job.
>>538465904Good thing psychopaths will be tormented in hell. No one escapes judgment
>>538465014if i was 16 right now i would buy a cheap hybrid vehicle and deliver food 14 hours a day, put every extra dollar into stocks
>>538465014Scam Jam baby!!!
>>538465014I failed at investing as much as I should've and could've in the stock market via ETFs. Now i'm 40, the stock market is all time high, and I feel I'm now fucked and all is useless.
>>538465014Hard work gets you nowhere
Move to a country where there are actual jobs.>>538465126This is viable too.
>>538465014"Brown shoes with a blue suit says you take fashion advice from jews."
>reading posts>one guy is actually talking about "climbing the corporate ladder" in 2026Holy fuck this board is so deadGO BACK TO FACEBOOK ALREADY YOU WORTHLESS BOOMERS
>>538465014You have to figure out a way to fuck people over. It's all grifts and scams, bud. The era of solving a problem for people and getting rich from that is gone and it's not coming back.
>>538465014If you're highly intelligent and have good connections. Finance. If you have a stomach for violence become a fucking wise guy.I did the later. working out pretty okay. >29
>>538474412You can always bounce back. I have been a millionaire three times and broke and homeless twice. Read up on normie strategies (value, dividend, etc.), pick your approach, and stick to it.Allez et gagnez!
>>538474880No Canadian is capable of violence.
Do you guys think OP is a real person who is coming back to this thread?
>>538474922Guy hasn't heard of the Somalian Affair.
>>538465014Attend HYS - study a proper liberal arts subject - go into finance or showbiz. Tech is basement dwellers who repulse white women and have to settle for Slavs/Asians - think Gates and Ellison.
>>538475241>Attend HYS>>538475241>Tech is basement dwellersThen why the "S" in HYS? Princeton is alot more old school east coast financial elite, whereas Stanford is literally the tech dweeb school of schools for insects like Sam Altman to connect with glowies to start front companies, or startup nerds. There's a reason it's HYP all these years.
Disguise themselves as a Somalian and move to Minnesota to make an easy quarter billion in "feed the children" charity money
How do I unfuck my life at 33?Is it too late for trade or college?
>>538475936literally no. Do a trade and start a business.
>>538465014Throw all sense of morality, ethics, and human decency out the window. The higher up you climb, the less of those things people have.
>>538466254>Move to a remote location with lots of indstrial jobs, such as Alaska or N.Dakota. These places has lots of job opportunities and are desperate to find staff. They wont be picky about your experience.not true, you need to know somebody in those places if you want to do proper work and progress in your trade field or you'll be stuck moping floors and cleaning pipes forever doing menial grunt work
>>538474472Accurate. The American business system is a giant house of cards full of people who have no idea what they're doing but are pretty good at pretending that they do. You move up by being popular. Hard work has little to do with it and your reward for working hard is getting more work dumped on you.
>>538465014Live at home as long as humanly possible. If you can invest 30k per year for even 15 years, that’s your first million (assuming normal market returns). If you live at home, even a shit tier wagey job should allow for this.
>>538465014step one: install grinderstep two: let a gay dude fuck you in the ass for 78 dollarsstep three: every hour find a new gay dude who is horny and has 78 dollars of disposable incomestep four: do this for 12 hours per day and do it for three yearsby making 78 dollars per hour you will be a millionaire in 3 yearsmaybe faster if you end up landing a gay rich boomerthis is legitimate advice btw and unlike every other post itt what i am telling you will actually workjust by taking it up the ass for 78 bucks per hour you will be a millionaire in 3 years or lessif you really care about making money at all cost, this is the way to goremember that once you are rich people won't care how you made itregardless of how you made it, once you made it they will admire you and call you a "hustler" if you are serious, this is the way to go
>>538476741I've done this except I was selling dick.. Good money but now I'm scared to get back into it after I caught an std from a crack girl whore
>>538476388basically this just find a way to get your stocks to 300k and don't spend them for like 5-10 years
>>538476902if you're a woman it's like 150 nights at the strip club to retire not even joking
>>538475471Way more Stanford than Princeton in showbiz. I run into HY and Oxbridge all the time in LA - rarely Princeton. Other universities that do well are Duke and Washington U.I know two CAL STEM grads who wound up being man servants to Harvard/Oxford grads. Ben Sherwood Disney/ABC Harvard then OxfordAndrew Balls PIMCO Oxford then Harvard
>>538476741If your going to sell your soul just sell drugs. Tryna turn bro out for 78 bucks an hour? stfu faggot
>>538465014work for the ndrangheta
