You’re not actually going to watch soccer, are you?
>>538477992I don't watch the game. I only watch the fights and chaos that results from the game.
>>538477992Yes, but only because the better sports aren’t going right now. I will root for team USA and you cannot stop me.
>>538477992>you will watch 33 innings of baseball
>>538478318Still would be way more scoring than 3.5 games of boring soccer.
>>538478527why are you lying?nobody watches baseball its just an excuse to get hammered
>>538477992Of course not, Chet.I’m not watching Ngubu and Mpabbe
>>538478579What is the soccer equivalent to a home run? Is it a penalty kick?
>>538477992I am watching the construction of the worlds largest salt mine when we win the cup.The game has always been rigged, eurofags just needed us to show them.
i watched 160 episodes of sailor moon, you think i wont?
>>538477992I have no interest in watching sports whatsoever.
>>538478627You will watch Ngubu and Mpabbe play Niggerball and you will cheer
>>538478637a goal
I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me
>>538477992Nope. I tried and it was 15 minutes straight of one team hogging the ball and passing it back and forth so the other team couldn't score. Soccer is probably the gayest and most boring fucking sport in existence.
soccer is a gay third world sport where the end goal is to fall on the ground and act injured so that maybe you can get a penalty shot
>>538479779Don’t they do that in hockey?
>>538477992SEXO WITH BILL PAXTON IN HIS PRIME!!!!!!!!
>>538477992Uh no. I never have
>>538477992lol no it's just as bad, and in some ways worse, than other sportsball
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