Did you know that America created a special category of ally just for Poland?After all, the title of "greatest ally" is already reserved for ISRAELThe UK has the "special relationship."You know what they made up for us? "Model ally"Isn't that funny?
>>538479317>poland. If I rip that snot ring out of her nose, will she heal properly or require stitches?
>>538479317yes, a model pawn
>>538479317Last time you were allied they sold you to Soviet slavery.
>>538479317Poland has the most hilarious foreign affairs. The dictator of Haiti called you "Honorable Negroes of Europe," for example.
"model ally" means that we disagree with you politically but that we think your top models are hot and bangable
>>538479487It would be extremely painful
>>538479672"model ally" is an ally who would die for you, "greatest ally" is an ally you die for.
>>538479317Taking Zuza to an American bookstore. Wining and dining Zuza at a Buffalo Wild Wings. Taking Zuza to "that" part of town. Introducing Zuza to hard pipe-hitting ghetto niggers. Cops finding Zuza's glasses and a hair sample near a burned out dumpster.
>>538479523Exactly. I think it's even humiliating. But I don't know if it's more humiliating for us or for the rest of Europe. I guess the idea behind it is to scold Western Europe for not paying their "fair share" for defense? It's like all of Europe is just America's pawns, and we're their favorite pawns, and the other pawns are being reprimanded?
>>538480765>"model ally" is an ally who would die for you, "greatest ally" is an ally you die for.
>>538479317In this context, "Great" doesn't mean "best/favorite" it means "Most Powerful"; similar to how various Kings/Tzars/Emperors had the title "The Great".Poland is the ideal ally. We're philosophically and culturally aligned (at least old america was); Israel has the most geopolitical power. Ideally we'd want Americans to behave like the Polish.
>>538483019I just think that the whole concept of a "model ally" is audacious on behalf of the US and patronizing to say the least. Gotta give it to the American Empire though, you're a damn funny empire
>>538479317Did you know that Israel's claim to be an 'ally' is totally bogus? There is no formal alliance in place it's just jews flapping their boot lips and lying as per usual.
>>538483538technically it's "Major Non-NATO Ally" and there are several but there's only one GREATEST ALLY
>>538479487Boomer tier comment. God is calling.
>>538479317I would create a special attic for her if you know what I mean.
>>538479590>Texas blacks referred to Polish immigrants as dem white niggahs or dem white niggas whom they held in undisguised contempt but were apparently stunned by their high literacy rates.[10] Polish farmers commonly worked directly with southern blacks in east Texas, and they were commonly in direct competition for agricultural jobs. Blacks frequently picked up a few words of Polish, and Poles picked up some of the black English dialect in these areas during the late 19th century. R. L. Daniels in Lippincott's Monthly Magazine wrote a piece on "Polanders" in Texas in 1888, praising their industriousness and hard work ethic. He cited instances where Polish farmers called their landlords massa,[11] denoting a subordinate position on level with slavery, and, when asking a woman why she left Poland, she replied "Mudder haf much childs and 'Nough not to eat all".[12] Daniels found that Poles were efficient farmers and planted corn and cotton so close to their homes as not to leave even elbow room to the nearby buildings
/pol/ used to like Poland back before it became majority third worlders on the board seething about any non third world country.I remember when that Polish merc got posted with the 'I only killed communists' quote for example, but it doesn't get posted anymore because it offends the BRICS contingent.
>>538484854>I remember when that Polish merc got posted with the 'I only killed communists' quote for example, but it doesn't get posted anymore because it offends the BRICS contingent.especially since he killed niggers in Rhodesia or something like that. am i right?
>>538479317>Allied with USDoesn't US track-record sets them up as the worst possible ally one can have (unless you are Israel)?
>>538485255yeah just compare Worst Korea to Best Korea, ugh
>>538479772Would she die?
>>538479317is that the cigarette lady?
>>538479317>You know what they made up for us? "Model ally">Isn't that funny?I forgot about you, Poland. I'm so sorry.
>>538479317>pathetic dogs that worship us, constantly think about us, and perpetually beg for our attention and for us to give it a treatyeah i agree. "Model ally"
>>538484668Nah. He is right you faggot.
France is the only nation which deserves any sort of title beyond "ally." They fought alongside us during our revolution. Yes Spain, you did help too but it took you a bit to come around.
>>538490266France is the "oldest ally."
>>538479317Germany is gayest ally.We all have our set on the roundtable of the vassalized.
>>538479317Germany is gayest ally.We all have our seat on the roundtable of the vassalized.
>>538479317she betifl
>>538479317model ally means that they can twist you however they want. i wonder how that works with poland?!
