Why is America so bad at soccer?
>>538482603Were playing soccer now? Gay, must be a bunch of fags and foreigners on the team
>>538482603ai slop. the goalie didn't do that
>>538482603You are spiritually Jews
>>538482603>"goalkeeper" not even near the net, runs into the gameAmerican IQ everyone
>>538482603It’s probably not even in the top 10 sports here. Come on you know this.
>>538482603>2 superior white guys did that embarrassing shit/pol/ sisters our response?
>>538482603Imagine playing a "sport" where the entire point of it to to see who can fake injuries the bestWhy even play this onions shit when hockey exists?
>>538482603Woman tier
>>538482603>cheated>still lostnever ending migger humiliation
>>538482603Because it's fucking gay just like (You)
>>538482603Inability to compete on the world stage but still needing to be the best resulted in them making up a bunch of games no one else plays to be "world champions" of
>>538483007Nearly every Olympic sport?If you admit you like soccer growing up here, you're rightfully called a fag.
>>538482603Because it’s a game for faggots who can’t afford air conditioning in their homes.
Round will end 3-3, screen cap this>illuminati confirmed.
>>538482603>Fifa comes to America.>Trump cheats.only two things can happen.>America wins, and is called a cheater henseforth.>America loses and the lose is because they cheated.Belgium has something to prove right now, America lost thanks to Trumps gay little phone call. You won tranny.
AMERICAN FOOTBALLSTAY AWAY FROM MEAMERICAN FOOTBALLMAMA LET ME BE
>>538482603Not even canada is that bad
>>538482603Diversity Niggers. Niggers can't really play soccer well, but the american management stick them everywhere. Niggers can't play defense or midfield positions, their brains are too small.
I wish we had a board for this
>>538482603we need to import MORE third world niggers
>>538482603US lost again. Iran first now on Football. US keep loosing kekd
>>538482603US is dogshit at football
>>538482603Cheer up - only a game
>>538482603We're good at sports that are actually fun to watch and play
>>538482814>>538482700here's your high IQ championship country /pol/
>>538482603Is he not allowed to catch it outside the box? I don't get why he didn't do that.
>>538482603this game was such a humiliation it actually made feel sorry for them
>>538482989But American teams always win the World Series.Strange.
>>538482686>the goalie didn't do that
>>538484189You're good at ice hockey; the rest are boring as fuck.
>>538484230France has a lot of white or middle eastern guys. Any good team will have white or middle eastern (algerian, moroccan , egyptian etc) guys as D or Midfields. American niggers are too dumb, to arrogant, and can't really play Defense or midfield positions.Same stuff happens in american football . There was a time boomers pushed diversity niggers in all positions, then they realized you can't win with a nigger quarterback,
>>538482700he thought he was neuer for a minute
>>538482603>Why is America so bad at soccer?America is bad at a lot of things. Sports, education, economics, you name it. America is dogshit because america doesn't value intelligence. America has to import intelligence. Remember, it took the intelligence and knowledge of germans to take america to the moon and back.
>>538482603>>538484506They're even bad at video gamesThere was an American Deadlock tournament for sponsored by Walmart and Intel and EU teams were allowed to join but had to play at a ping disadvantage but even still every time an NA team went against an EU the NA team lost. The finale was EU vs EU. NA didn't beat an EU team even one time. Hell, the best NA team lost against the EU meme teamAt the time NA's best player was bulgarian playing on 120 ping too.
>>538484466>Same stuff happens in american football. There was a time boomers pushed diversity niggers in all positions,>then they realized you can't win with a nigger quarterbackTHIS! Only teams with White Aryan QBs like pic-related can win the Super Bowl!
>>538482603It's a 4th of Jew lie miracle
>>538484670NA ran rocket league for a few years, dogwalked the eu for a pretty long time, but it's a lot more even now. We just don't have the tier 2 or 3 teams for CS like yurop has, and no expectation of performance like brazil. We won boston on a mild fluke, but at least we have a major.
>>538484670Jesus fucking christ. I really do live in a nation of retards. Did you know that you get made fun of here for giving a shit about low time preference things?
>>538482824Cuz playing sports padded up from head to toe is probably the gayest shit anyone can do probably
>>538482603Soccer is a game for women and children here in the US. Young athletes just don't get into soccer seriously. Urban kids play basketball and football, suburban kids play baseball, football, hockey and amatuer wrestling. rural kids play all of them
>>538482603>we dont care about football
>>538484933Yeah, racers should just drive naked and moto gp racers shouldn't wear leathers or a helmet because it's gay to not want to die
>>538482603My city has a pro soccer team and I don't know a single person who watches them.
>>538482603how do you even lose to a fake country???I mean, we got our shit pushed back in, but Norway is a real country. Not a meme nation created as a temporary buffer zone.
>>538483770Is this the special Olympics or some shit?
>>538484808>Did you know that you get made fun of here for giving a shit about low time preference thingsWhat do you mean? Like working towards something? I don't see how that could be made fun of
As a kid we were taught1) the goalie should always be in the goal, not wandering 40 feet outide the goal zone2) the goalie should immediately grab the ball with his hands, regardless of the situation. Control the ball.3) the goalie and/or defenders should immediately punt the ball if it's anywhere near the goal. Don't even think about it, just immediately punt as hard and far as you canThis goalie is violating every single principle we were taught as kids.
>>538483770Canada was shut down by Morocco. You guys didn't score a single goal.
>>538485000>Racers >SportAre Uber eats drivers consider part of this "sport"
we dont care about soccerour best athletes dominate the olympics, and our other sports like basketball and footballl
>>538485125>What do you mean? Like working towards something?Yes. Like for example, having a productive or creative hobby such as computer programming, electronics, model building, literature, history, or visual art. Basically anything that society here doesn't like is usually something that requires you to use your brain and is therefore deemed "uncool" which in turn makes people stupider. There is a genuine stigma against people who use their brains here. It's fucking insane. If you wear glasses and have sophisticated opinions, you're treated like you're satan himself. Ever wonder why the chud meme exists?
>>538482603Trump cursed them just like he did the Knicks
>>538485041you didnt lose to a country you lost to one man
>>538482700nigger, have you ever played soccer or watched a game? that was a valid move to try to neutralize the threat. keepers do that all the time, just not this fucking poorly lol
>>538485238motorsportwhat is the word that comes after motor, anon?
>>538484305correct. he can only use his hands (a) inside the box and (b) when it was the opposing team who kicked it toward him.
>>538485609a good keeper would have dribbled into space or cleared it immediately, not sat there and pump faked. This was fucking butt fumble tier.
>>538485208and once you grow up, you are taught to *not* wait for the opposing team to advance unencumbered to your goal where he can choose his perfect shot. if you can intercept *before* he can get to the ball, then you do that.
>>538485759100% agree: the plan was fine, but the execution was pathetic
>>538486090yep. I have no idea what the fuck happened, it looked lie the entire team went back to factory settings and couldn't figure out how to play into space.
fags. thats a clownshow.
>>538482603i thought the goalie couldn't leave the box. put on the real football where they wear armor, that's more exciting.
>>538482603Soccer is what kids play in P.E. in elementary school and most of them would rather play kickball instead. Make an international kickball league so we can show you little European men how it's played.
>>538484342>always win the World SeriesNot always fren, the early 1990s were dark days for American baseball.
>>538486285Actual cope
>>538486308I used to love soccer in PE because people were shit at it. And tennis for the same reason. We never got to play kickball or football, though. Fuck ultimate.
>>538482603Soccer is a female sport and we are quite good at it.
>>538486285he can go anywhere on the field, but can only use his hands inside his box.
>>538482824Because thirdies and yurofags can't afford skates.
>>538486472not recently. more concerned with political posturing than they are with actually winning. fucking bigger shame than the USMNT.
They need to stop playing that retarded gay shit they call football and invest in soccer.
>>538484953Cornfed.
>>538482824>hockeyis for sissiestry rugby
>>538485956Let a defender do that. The goalie outside the goal zone loses 90% of his power, he becomes just another player. The defender's job is to intercept the ball, the goalie stays where he belongs
>>538482603It was just the goalie. He has since been shot on Trump's orders.
>>538485540It is symbolic too, just show that a white man is worthy millions of browns
Soccer is a pedestrian sport, to be honest
>>538483007soccer is a faggy and gay sport and only incredibly faggy and gay Americans even play it. it's for pussies who can't play baseball, football or basketball. also hilarious the rest of the world cares about the world cup when us Americans don't care in the slightest it's not even mentioned on the local news the entire time it's been going on
>>538482603Soccer is gay.
>>538485372The Knicks won the championship
>>538482603Because soccer's gay. They try to make it popular with every generation and it never really catches on
>>538482603>niggerball postbread and circus, dumb goy. the world cup is just a way for elite groids to see how cultural cohesion plays out over real time in whatever country ends up hosting the millions of stupid foreigners that come to invade it for 2 months every year. you should be more concerned with the uptick of violent crimes and terrorist attacks that are occurring because these stupid browns can't stop fighting people over a soccer game they didn't even play
The real question is, why is football so corrupt?
>>538487190The sport is really gay. Calling a foul because someone flopped on the ground. That's pathetic and gay
>>538487052The other football gives CTE to players. Literally destroys their brain.
>>538487241As opposed to American football who play for 2 minutes a game because of constant interruptions.
>>538482603This looks like one of those moments in a sports video game where (You) are fucking around by taking a player, like a goalie, way out of place for the lols and something stupid happens
>>538485208>defenders should punt it anywhereWhat if there are no other players around, can they pass then?
>>538482603Only gays care about watching men play and run around.
>>538482603U.S. will never be a contender in soccer unless our elite nigger athletes which usually go to pro football or basketball start training soccer. You have to entice them with big money contracts equivalent to what you receive in nfl and nba.Other than that, we'll continue to suck.
>>538486828>Let a defender do that.did you even watch the video? the attacker was past the defenders. it was gonna be one on one with the keeper. in that situation, it's better for the keeper to intercept the ball before the attacker can.
>>538482603Was that guy allowed to touch the goalies shirt to try stop him? Dragging people by shirts are legal moves in soccer?
>>538487535Sounds right up your alley then!
>>538487281>muh ctewho cares crying faggot
>>538482950What about the countries that actually care about soccer who got sent home before us? It's sadder for them.
