>>538485779another nothing burger
>>538485779Who eats raw produce?
>>538485852If you ever go out to any restaurant you have (or at least the byproducts of raw produce thanks to cross-contamination)
Every year we get hundreds of tourists flooding our emergency room because of Norovirus.
>>538485779This is RFK Jr's faultHe took Trump's pro Jeet imports way too seriously
>>538485852CeleryCarrotsBroccoli SpinachApplesBananasBerriesPeppersLettuceOnions
New fear unlocked
>>538486261Diarrhea? It's not scary, it's fairly common, everyone gets it at least once a month.
>>538485779Jokes on you I only eat corn dogs and tater tots. My autism powers once again make me immune to the worlds troubles.
>>538485779poopa
>>538486288Miggers normalizing their food giving them diarrhea to own the shitlibs
>>538486261We live in this glorious nation, where one can patriotically shit his pants in public without shame.Be fearless, anon.
>>538485779Pretty sure I’ve had that all week.Been doing the Indian shimmy something fierce.Last Wednesday, my asshole got so beat up from the constant wiping that I had to forego toilet paper for a day and just wash my battered bussy in the shower.
>let in the turd worlders>become the turd world
>>538485823A big shit burger w/ cheese
>>538485779yes it's called indian immigration we are well aware
>>538486288>everyone gets it at least once a month.You have to go back.
Shart? In the mart?
>>538485779Diarrhea cleans the bowels. It's only bad if you live in Liberia.
>>538485779>import infinity jeets>get diarrhea I see a pattern here
>>538485779yeah there sure are a lot of pajeets and beaners here, huh?
Russians
>>538486050So what happened to the extra spicy norovirus that was supposed to wipe like 2 thirds of humanity 2 months ago? Did the Jews realized it wasn't catching on?
>>538488082>the Russians shit my pants
>>538486288>everyone gets it at least once a month.What are you eating? And you surely have a hemorrhoid by now
>>538485852Have raw beef and fish all the timeBut also made by non-retards so it's ok
>>538488260Just normal food. And getting a hemorrhoid once in a while feels fucking amazing when it's itchy and you scratch your asshole.
>>538485779>hot hot hot
>>538485779Just cook your food nigga wtf
>>538485779
>>538485779>Jeeted
>>538485779I've never taken a solid shit in my entire adult life
>>538485779>new jeetmap just dropped
>>538485779Hmmm
>>538485779I violently shit out Miss Mayberry's Messy Molten Maple Maine Molasses on a regular basis, so this won't even be a change of pace.
>>538485852Taco Bell here in the suburbs of Detroit had a sign up today saying they no longer have lettuce or cilantro. Both are believed to have been vectors for this parasite to spread.
>>538488716That is vile man. And you need to start eating more home made food, for your own sake. No processed slop either
>>538489813And then taco bell still gave you the shits.The only good time to get diarrhea is when playing scrabble.It's worth a shit load of points.
>>538486241yeah nobody should eat those raw wtfespecially apples, bananas, berries, and lettuce
>>538485779>rawso only retards are affected
>>538485779Good thing i don't eat rabbit food.
>>538485779is this why ive been shitting non stop? explosive doesnt even cut iti usually eat a bowl of ramen with 3 hard boiled eggs and some deli meat before work. within like 5 hours my asshole is evacuating all of it.
