pol chuds BTFO>‘The Odyssey’ First Reactions Are Raves for Christopher Nolan’s ‘Astonishing’ Epic and ‘Flawless Filmmaking’: ‘Breathtaking, Bold and Perfection’
You already knew the reviews were going to be good when he casted a nigger and a tranny
>>538490126Stunning and brave, bold nacho Doritos tacos
>>538490126They're using epic as a noun, not an adjective, retard.
>>538490126i won't see it, not because it's woke, but because Matt Damon is in it
>>538490281this is what greeks looked like you fucking idiot
How did the ancient Greeks machine these?
>>538490281Which nigress is this in the movie
>>538490281Do reddit-types actually convince themselves that she's beautiful? Like do they know they're lying or do they lie to themselves too?I've always been curious about this
>>538490126I wonder how much they paid to post this?Since they disabled all comments.Or do they do it for free?
>>538490126stunning and brave
>>538490126Pic related, the critic.
>>538490253wdym
>>538490269yeah he's as awful as the nigger cast
>>538490126'powerful'
>>538490126I'm quite sure it sucks, just like everything else from this dimwitted capeshitter.
>>538490419>Since they disabled all comments.comments are enabled and everyone loves ithttps://variety.com/2026/film/news/the-odyssey-first-reactions-christopher-nolan-1236802321/#article-comments
>>538490469Exactly what I said, retard. They are using epic as a noun.
>>538490126buy an ad
>>538490281
today i will remind them jews control the media
>>538490469The Iliad is a piece of epic poetry aka"an epic" (noun). The reviewer is using "astonishing"(adjective) to modify that noun.Calling a piece of epic poetry an epic isn't a comment on quality, its a matter of fact definition of what it is
>>538490126First reviews of supergirl were good as well.
>>538490126>first reactionsThey say that like all the first viewings aren't specially chosen critics and industry insiders huffing their own farts. If it was doing as well as they're implying they'd be bragging about how well it's selling, rather than coping about "reactions"
>>538490126...how is this an issue? The classics need to be appreciated by the modern zeitgeist of flippy bippy zim zoom pee pee flossers. It's traditionalist and intellectual pilled, don't tell me you're upset about this.
>>538490555no.
>>538490644It matters because they aren't trying to bring appreciation to modern classics, they're poisoning the well of European history by forcing it through a (((modern))) lense, and twisting their presentation for propaganda purposes>ummmm ackshully goy incompetent shitskins have always been artificially propped up in European cultures look see even the Ancient greeks elevated brainless shitskins into power positions above their own people
>>538490527They disabled commenting on X directly to promotional videos from the studio.They are carefully trying to make it look great with no criticism.
>leftoids suck each other offThis is special?
>>538490789...you don't know much about history do you friend? You really ought to look through the chronoscope and have a pleasant chuckle about things. Things were as they are now, except with less people. I am not kidding, there has been little to no change in the overall social nature of humans within the past 7000-ish years. Before that, it was what you're imagining, pocketed sects of specific tribe/clan that would regularly migrate, fuck and kill one another, but that too, was also not exactly what you were thinking of, and it was very similar to modern sociology, just with more cannibalism in regards to the racism. However, the reality in that, is that death was expensive, and no one really liked dying, so we fucked ALOT more than we killed and cannibalized, it's kind of what our species is known for being "A constant fuck machine that fucks anything it can"
>>538490527They do?
>>538490469how are you this fucking stupid?
>>538490126>paid woke criticsYeah, I believe you, but in opposite.
>>538490937>no goy no you don't understand there's always been shitskins everywhere in every country all of the time for all of history oyest of veys stop noticingpicrel, it's (((you)))
>John Leguizamo>Robert Pattinson>"Elliot" Page>Some negressIs this a comedy?
Professional "critics" are just another branch of advertisement.
>>538491337>Is this a comedy?I wish. At least then they would try to be funny, and certainly nobody would take it seriously.
I saw it and I can say with confidence that Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey is a rare case where the movie is more entertaining than the book.
>>538490566wasn't this the nigga MJ was talking shit about?
>>538490126> Variety
>>538490126Demoralization techniques don't work when the perpetrators are about to be eaten alive
>>538491526I was just thinking that if I were to make a parody like Scary Movie I'd ask for the same cast, and then you post Anna Faris and Carmen Electra, and I'm like, "Okay, them too". .
>>538490583it's called epic because it's amazing you dumb jeet
>>538491526Whites love to satirize their own culture for jewish shekels
>>538490126Americans really DO love niggers and trannies, huh...
>>538490126Imagine forming opinions based on payed reviewers
>>538490281Such divine beauty..
>>538490391They're herd animals. They genuinely believe what the group tells them to believe.
>>538491154Kek, timeless
>>538492078every head will turnquite a few stomachs too
>>538491802It's called epic because all the characters are 6-8 mm tall depending on whether you're talking Classic Epic or Modern Epic 40K rules, with these probably being 6 mm because it's obviously a Classic scenario, not Modern, dummy.
>>538490126>astonishing>brave>grace and demure>breathtakingi have never seen a good movie come out of reviews that sound like word-filler
>>538490937You are kiked out of your freaking mind, bruv
What’s Nolan’s best film? For me it’s Inception
>>538490281Greeks went to war with Trojans over this.
>>538492346ellen was in that too..
>>538492346Honestly I love the Dark Knight trillogy to hell and back. Nolan literally lived long enough to see himself become the villain.
>>538490349Prometheus stole a CNC machine and the recipes needed for carbon fiber polymer precursors from the Gods while he was on the way to grab fire. Zeus had already accidentally made the first power plant when he turned into a giant bronze whale and went flipper deep into a tender and not-so-willing active volcano spirit.
>>538490126Propaganda.
>>538490349Not machines, but potentially cast. Lost wax casting is ancient and easy to cast complex parts. However if they’re bronze or copper or gold they’d weigh a ton though.
>>538492346Definitely Oppenheimer. A movie about a jew who made a bomb, knew he was making a bomb, then had a moral crisis that he made a bomb. A wonderful deep dive into the broken heeb psyche.
>>538490126>Outsourced ESL shillSad
>>538491933>all jewish directors and producers>Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer, Peter Safran>"why would white people do this to their own culture"hope your entire rat family of neanderthal-descended cave demons gets killed in a car crash on the highway, courtesy of visajeet the truck driver
>>538490126>react slopKill yourself.
>>538490126Oh!Well… if VARIETY and the rest of the media says so, then it MUST be true.
>>538490126translation....utter shit.good to know.
>>538490349Very carefully.
>>538490126that film has no audience. wokies hate Western culture and won't watch it, and chuds hate DEI.it will be Joker 2 all over again
>>538492501Oppenheimer made the bomb the same way that Edison made the fucking lightbulb. He didn't.
>>538490167Fuck man. I didn't expect to give India fpbp.World is going to shit
>>538490527First comment is someone saying Oppenheimer was good.Instantly realized this suit is terribleOppenheimer was the wordt peice of shit Jewish nationalist drivel that id seen I'm ages.Only jews would think it's good because it was a jew having a askhenazi panic attack
>>538490281Who'd have thought Helen of Troy would cause such a shitstorm
>>538490349couldnt you work a metal sheet into this shape?
>>538492397>the loser gets her
>>538490281Hell nawwww mah Len of Troyes doin a lil somthin
>>538490126the only reason I am not going to watch this movie is because they cast a mediocre looking black woman as Helen of Troy and I'm not ashamed to admit it
>>538490126>varietyyou do know that the author of this drivel gets literally 200 bucks for this/month. this is how much this is worth, you faggot.
>>538490555trips of truth
>>538490391They even force the black women to be ugly. There’s plenty of hot black women out there but apparently fucked up looking freaks are the beauty standard
>>538490126>Variety, Zack Sharf Jew faggot with a long history of articles supporting diversity, other jews, and attacking semi conservative actors said what again? Oh right, book burn it and catch the oven dodger.TKD.
>>538493273Well they are the experts on the subject matter.
>>538490126its gonna be another one of this ain't it?
STUNNING and BRAVE, even
>>538490126>reviews made by those who didn’t even know about either the odyssey nor the iliad before that movie, and definitely didn’t read any of those eithernot one person who can read ancient greek will watch this oscarslop movie
>>538490126SO STUNNING!SO BRAVE!SO BOLD!Fuck off.
>>538490527lying FUCK why do you feel the need to lie? huh? CUNT? WHY DO YOU FUCKING LIE CUNT???? Do you think you're funny??? Huh? CUNT??? If you were in front of me right now id stuff your fucking body in the trunk of my car and throw off the nearest bridge you FUCKER
"I really had no idea what The Odyssey wuz"
These retards don't even know that Chris Nolan is doing a controlled demolition of Hollywood using their own bullshit against them because he hates what the industry has become over the last ten years. Literally doing everything he could to piss off every normal person on earth. He knows exactly what he's doing. Torpedoing California.And they still have to pay him. He'll retire from major films and probably get into self-funded personal projects like Mel Gibson.
>>538494533The excerpt doesnt say who is speaking. Is it the nigger?
>>538491526Holy shit it's the same movie
>>538494690Yeah. Didn't know of it, despite going to an Ivy League school
>>538490937The Spartans invaded the Peloponnese during the period traditionally associated with the Dorian migrations.Many of the older inhabitants—descendants of the Mycenaean Greeks, particularly in regions like Messenia and Laconia—were subjugated.Large numbers were turned into helots, a hereditary serf class tied to the land.Helots were forced to farm so Spartan citizens could devote themselves to military life.They had no political rights and could be beaten or humiliated with little legal recourse.Sparta deliberately kept the helot population in fear through institutions like the Krypteia, in which selected young Spartans reportedly killed helots deemed threatening.Because helots vastly outnumbered Spartan citizens, Sparta maintained a permanent system of surveillance and repression to prevent revolts.The biggest challenge came from the repeated Messenian revolts, which kept Sparta in a near-constant state of military readiness.
>>538494792"Shiieet, this audiobook is amazing", she says, not understanding a single word.
>>538494690it is the nigger and note that she has a university degree. any respectable school teaches this first to show how it all startedwriting, acting, the whole theatre profession had its first real definite start with these two works and she didn’t even know what it was as adult and as someone having a theatre degree or whatever the clown college she went to called it>>538494792>ivy leaguea joke.
>>538490126Didn't the greeks, when they first went to africa, thought that niggers were literally the gorillas they've heard about?
>>538490126The only Odyssey I watch:https://odysee.com/@MyAwesomeChannel:069/Adolf-Hitler--You-Said-I-Was-A-Dreamer-The-Impartial-Truth-Free-:6
>>538492346Inception for sure.
>>538490167a jeet FPBP, what a day
>>538490281The face that launched a thousand mcnuggets when they didn't give her free refills.
>>538494941no, that was the carthaginians going to west africa, led by Hanno the navigator. they named the people or apes they found there (nobody's sure which) gorillae.later when actual gorillas were discovered, naturalists named them after Hanno's term.
>>538490126>Flawless>Won't make it's money back
>>538490269Based. This cunt knows.
>>538490167Yeah I just heard about this now and I got the urge to see it in theatres. Now I have no interest at all and will not see it.Can we just take a moment to understand that this is actually an attack on our movie industry? Nobody wants to see this shit and the rest of the world is laughing or disgusted. All the anti-white bullshit, LGBT, diversity and woke retard shit has actually ruined the US film industry by producing trash and freaks nobody can even bear to look at.In 20 years nobody will give a shit about any of these movies or the hundreds of millions spent making them. People will continue to watch the same old classics because nobody wants endless niggers and LGBT faggot homosexuals on screen for 2 hours. Objective damage to the US economy.
>>538490391A second outstanding post from a Jeet. To answer your question, they know she is ugly as sin but it serves the jews to invert reality to troll you. Just like they know a man can’t be a woman, but tell you otherwise.
>>538494533>Prisoners in my jail have read the odyssey>this bitch "read the audiobook"I hate women
I wish we could legally stab the fuck out of the "critics" and other PR dregs who shit up the internet with this ragebait.>"Breathtaking, Bold and Perfection"Fucking retarded theaterkid language, total histrionic fucking horsepissThese fucking idiots devalue the very significance of words with their bullshit, none of those can every be applied to whatever medival grit filter bullshit Nolan threw over this movie along with a crappily written script ,dialogue and casting.
>>538490281>Helen of Detroitkek
>>538490126Paid cope is still cope
