It's me again, today we enter into the core part of Europe's new heatwave, with more than 41°C expected in France as you can see on this map!Remember that this model shows temperature at 2m inside a Stevenson screen, so in reality it will be hotter at human height!It seems humidity will be slightly lower compared to june's heatwave, so maybe it will be a bit better, keep looking at the Humidex maps to see how humidity impacts perceived temperature!
Current temperatures without humidity (remember it's still morning):
>>538496619Nobody cares about your larp, Amerimutt
>>538496619Sorry for not shutting off my AC
Current Humidex (it's a type of heat index that accurately models the perceived temperature if it were at 0-15% humidity)
>>538496677Je ne suis pas américain, connard.
>>538496619Thankfully all the lux resorts have AC, but I did feel bad for the African migrants lugging my breakfast every morning
OP, What kind of nigger tier level thread of this. All the dick you take up the ass has run you mad. Disgusting human filth. Be at peace and get off the computer and suck your severed dick Tranny.
>>538496619>millions of sub8 gentlemen are being systemically genocided right now and poltards unironically post the current weather
>>538496619I really enjoy your threads. They mentally helped me get through the last fucking heatwave, the meteociel.fr is an awesome site and I've learned quite a lot about the weather.
Of course in Spain the temperatures will be higher, but the lower humidity makes the situation generally more comfy, as shown here:
>>538496619Lucky lil niggas. This summer sucks here
>>538497012Thanks Slovenia bro, the amount of effort I put in these threads is variable depending on the day, but I try my best while also working etc.We're probably living through the first phases of a decade long global collapse, monitoring the situation helps keep our sanity.
>>538496619Here's today's Arpège model with modified hue for the people complaining about "muh colors", "muh purple" or similar!
>>538496619good, fuck france
Le caca-trou qui se fait punir par dieu après deux mandats de l'agent des Rothschild.Vite mon plan canicule et mon plan anti réchauffement climatique !
>>538497283Voici ton plan canicule!
>>538496619Meh, I'm now used to it. It's always the first time that's harder.
>>538497039go fuck yourself
>>538497377Fuck this Lamarquiste cope.Keep boiling little frog.
I fucking love Meteociel like you wouldn't believe. Why can't I find a decent equivalent for when I'm traveling in Japan
>>538497407No u. It just started raining and temp dropped even lower suddenly. This is not summer.
>>538496619Underground hobbits and short kings winning bigly. Hot air rises up. Lanklets have trouble with blood pressure already. Wait for them to collapse.
>>538496619Enjoy being raped by the sun centraloids HAHAHAHAHAHA
Humidex is already going up.Are you ready frogbros?
Can we use chemtrails already, everybody knows they exist by now and nobody gives too much of a shit. Let's fucking use them and cool down this piece of shit planet
>>538499883Some redditor "scientists" from the UK were discussing this.Eventually some crazy guy or leftist government will do it, with unknown results tho.I prefer nuking India, China, Indonesia.https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/apr/22/uk-scientists-outdoor-geoengineering-experiments
>>538499958Nuclear winter my impossible dream
>>538497420There probably is but it's probably niche and known only by a few japanese-speaking people.Meteociel ftw!
>>538496619All these high temperatures are in the cities.Maybe you shouldn't have cut out all of the trees and plant concrete glass and steel buildings and concrete parkinglots that work as heat accumulators everywhere
Corsebros not like this!Anyone can report from Napoléon's island?It's getting hot there.
>>538500088Where there are more trees there is also higher humidity... it doesn't necessarily make things better.Of course cutting trees is a retarded idea in general.
No one’s talking about the looming food crisis over there? 30% corn already beyond saving and you guys have like several more heat waves coming. And wheat quality halved.
>>538500470Chickens also died en masse.France's agricultural production this year will be abysmal.
>>538497352lel
>>538497632we keep winning nordic bro
>>538496619Lol, eat shit, faggots. And do it with a smile or I will make it even hotter.
I hope this heat wave stays south too. Based Omega protecting us from gay southern warm nigger air.
>>538496619I'm cold
>>538500622>>538500622And Russian grain farmers (the world's leading producer) are running out of diesel because of Ukrainian drones. 2027 is going to be a year of famine.
>>538496619This is karma for helping traitors secede from the empire.
>>538500976True, Poland, Germany and the non-bombed part of Ukraine will be our breadbaskets in 2027.
>>538500998Hello Sanjay
>>538497039fuck you nigger, go to africa if you want high temperatures. Last heatwave damaged some of my devices and I'm too poor for AC
>>538501083Why are Pajeets often the most fanatical supporters of the British Empire?Is there a name for this phenomenon?
>>538500158It does here have a research about it:https://www.eurekalert.org/news-releases/1134174
>>538501118I see what your problem is. Just stop being poor, pan
>>538501121Stockholm syndrom
>>538501265lmao, true
>heatwaveIts called summer. It’s supposed to happen every year. For example the forecast temp today for right now at this time is 19 degrees. Its right there at the top of the page when you check the weather. An inch lower and the same site tells you the temperature is 15 degrees. And yet it’s more like 13 degrees here in heatwave Britain. Gee this heatwave sure is cold and miserable as fuck. >the clouds are funny Someone said at the weekend as they were showing me their frog pond. >spraying.I pointed out the trails. Seems a bit of a ‘coincidence’.
>>538501118Just buy the cheapest box fan you can find from temu and put a bowl of ice in front of it.
>17℃ herefeels good man. thanks to the wind from the baltic sea
>its going PURPLE! In the south of france … in july. In Zante it’ll be 40 odd degrees, in the ionian sea to the right of italy. Same every year. I’m probably going back in august/sept but right now its usually to hot. >turns purple. Fuck off. You’re purple. We need a few 20-26 days for a normal july here. Will we get them? I have to doubt it. If we do the forecast will tell us its 30degrees and that we’ve gone purple. Throbbing purple is forecast. Actual reality is mining grey.
>>538501516*minging, rather. Minging grey as in the reality outside the window. >ACBuy fan heaters and extension cords, the fan heaters all have fan only settings. Set them up at the windows to blow hot air out and suck cooler air in. >purpleI doubt you’ll need them. Yesterday was warm but only just. Yesterday will have been deep purple in the forecast. >deep purple with a chance of omnicron megadeath And yet nobody can see it without a TV.
>>538501121Jam
>>538496619While Germany is quite fresh almost to cold for the season, some days less than or around 20° C., something's keeping the heat in France.
>>538497208That's so much better for the eyes.Total kike and male french death.
>>538500158Having shadow is always better
>>538496619Import niggers, import the desert.
>>538502311Many places in africa are cooler than paris right now.
>>538500905https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/france-us-europe-heatwave-air-conditioning-deaths-b3005635.html
>>538496619It’s perfectly nice in Nice
Forecast for Amsterdam is 24 today, 24 tomorrow, only reaching 27 on Thursday.The weather people are worried the country will be split in half by the heat. That pressure border will be funny next weak, loads of storm potential.
>>538500113It's actually quite alright in Corsica 31 degrees or so, I don't get this map, is this a new Psyop or what !?
There was almost frost today. Close to record cold July temperatures where I live.My poor cucumber plants are hurting.
>>538503119It's a humidity index, not a normal temperature reading.Basically just a way for people to pretend it's hotter than it actually is.
>>538503119The humidex map takes humidity into account ad gives you the perceived temperature without wind.Probably you're saved by the marine wind, otherwise it would be borderline bearable there.
>>538496619I just want this fucking 25+km/h wind to fuck off already. I'll gladly trade it for 40 degree sunny goodness.
>>538503241I thought as much
>>538497352Autre version
Reminder for the humidity skeptical people:
>>538503362Yes this upgrade looks much more accurate and detailed.
>>538503353This wind is based and comfy.God's own airconditioning.
>>538503484Now that's some good hallucinations from that LLM.At 60% relative humidity evaporative cooling is very effective.It is indeed dangerous at high temperatures with high humidity and you will die in less than 30 minutes if it's 37 degrees with 100% relative humidity.With that said I can from personal experience say that I very much prefer 41 degrees with 60% relative humidity to 32 degrees with 90% relative humidity.The 41 degrees was even rather nice as long as I didn't do any heavy labor.
>>538504140You seem pretty optimistic.I'm quite sure you experienced 41°C with lower humidity.Well, keep track of it with properly calibrated sensors and see it for yourself!Also ask any LLM it will answer the same, because it's true.
>>538504262No, I take weather statistics pretty seriously, I am an autist and weather statistics is something I value.
Humidex for the Sud-Ouest region.Any Bordeaux area bros?
TOTAL BOOMER DEATH
>>538504262The main problem is that the humidity drops when the temperature goes up.Even in India when it gets to be 42°C, it's rarely above 35% humid and not everywhere at the same time.42°C and 60% humidity hasn't happened.Thermal convection prevents it.
>>538504740There were 44.5°C with 50% RH in France two weeks ago, more or less the same.
>>538504790And I looked at the absolute humidity and it was only 9-12% in those regions.
>>538504891Not true.This is just a random example but there were worse readings.One station near cherbourg broke down disregard that one.
>normal summer happens>leftoids shit themselvesCan you not?
>>538505001I'm not a leftist you tard. I'm NS.
>>538496677Classic shoddy Trump quality. It's only for looks, but only at a distance. The second you look even a little bit closer, you see everything he does is just garbage. For reference, here's the one he tried to copy.
>>538505046every socialist is a leftist.
>>538505046You're a retarded nigger faggot.>readings are bullshit>weather reports are fairytalesStop pretending like it's the end of the world. Nothing's happening.
>>538505101Nah NS is more like centre-right.
>>538505161>center rightJew
>>538505201Fuck off gypsy untermensch.
>>538504891Also readings like this one:
>>538504891Or like this:
>>538504790> 44.5°C with 50% RHThis must be hell on earth.
>>538504891This one was also extreme:
>>538505737Almost nobody ever experienced shit like that in Europe.That's why unprepared boomers and retarded migrants died en masse.
>>538505161What would you consider far-right?
Even 43.8°C with 21% RH is extreme and can cause heatstroke in less than 15 minutes.
>>538506289Turbocapitalist ancaps, Ayn Rand style jews for example.
>>538504087I want to punch the wind in the face. Fuck cycling in 30km/h gusty headwinds.Went for a comfy walk instead.
I'm in one of the 42ºC areas. This is not too bad because nights are still not hellish, with around 25ºC. I remember several nights with 30+ as minimum temperature other years.
Current temps without humidity.A considerable part of France is already above 40°C.
>>538496619It's the french merdetrou, we're adapting, everything goes along the plan.
