You ain't mormon, you ain't white.
>>538498382Sorry, I'm Amish.
>>538498382it's a retarded schizo cult with a mafia element.
>>538498382Fuck off polygamist
Give the legos back.
>>538498382Well, as a white Mormon, I would say that actually the church is becoming alarmingly brown and black. We are supposed to be a "white and delightsome" people, and our whiteness is symbolic of our moral, ethical, theological, and philosophical purity. The CIA has done way too much to poz the church from within. The real ones know what's up, but the church is locked in a battle to the death with Satan, and it has taken some unfortunate battle damage from confrontation with the adversary.>>538498735no one cares>>538498702we're not polygamists, but we should bring it back, unironically.>>538498460the Amish are pretty based, I really don't have issues with the Amish or Mennonites or Hutterites or whatever, or really anyone who genuinely aspires to live a Christ-like life. Their abandonment of the worldly life while still retaining strong family values is admirable, really. One of the issues I have with Eastern Orthodoxy, which I am actually a big fan of, is that they promote a kind of asceticism among the clergy that prevents them from taking part in the life of the family, which means that their learning and genetics are not properly preserved for the benefit of their society and mankind.
>>538498382Mormonism has been to Christianity what Christianity has been to Judaism.
>>538499006Fun fact it was still legal to shoot a dirty lying Mormon right in his rat face in Missouri until 1976. I say bring that back.
>>538499316Mormons literally cia ran
>>538499316Do it :^) We're ready this time.We have everything ready to out-survive anyone. Glass Utah if you want, we're prepared.We'll survive.God Wills It.>>538499456No, but CIA infiltrated, yes.
>>538498382>mormonHeretical trash
>>538499456Of course. They’re used to a retarded hierarchy with incompetent pedo leaders, they don’t smoke, drink, or do drugs so they’re recruiter’s dreams, and they’re dumb enough to believe just about anything you tell them as long as it supports their goals.
>>538499478I live about 90 min from where a group of hero’s killed Joseph smith. We go picnic in Carthage to celebrate once a year.
>>538498382I ruined a nice Mormon girl when she was 18. Dated her for 5 years before I got her pregnant and left. That was 12 years ago. I have a fetish for the religious types. When I started dating the mormon I was also eyeing a penecostal chick but I figured the big black skirt was not going to spread easier than a mormon. I was right.
>>538498382That offshoot bullshit religion existed AFTER white people.
A very vague description of my experience growing up in the church from another thread
>>538500255>>538499559Based
>>538500255I ‘member you anon you had valuable insight. Hope you’re staying strong and doing well.
>>538500308We gotta go through there anyway to get to the in laws but still… we don’t tolerate that nonsense.
>>538498460I saw some qt Amish girls dressed all proper walk into a busy gas station today in rural Missouri. they were looking genuinely happy. Then I went to the mens bathroom and saw an Amish guy with the beard, clothes, hat and everything taking a piss at a urinal. The whole experience was adorable, and I felt their way of life was probably the right one.
>>538498382That's not true, I know plenty of white morons.
