It's happening Putin died supposedly fell out of a window and died. Further informations are coming.
>>538505412They're currently Russian him to the hospital.
>>538505412Putin rejected peace for the last time
Damn I wish I could read slavrunes
>>538505412remember all the threads about him dying to a heart attack or whatever?lmao
>>538505597They aren't hard if you put your heart into it, I believe in you
>>538505412Will germany invade? Its not winter.
>>538505412I love the fell out of window narrative when its used. There has never been a single person i world history who believe that. I think its excellent banter
>>538505412two more weeks
>The injuries sustained are incompatible with lifeoh no haha
>>538505412there's no way this happened keke
>>538505597translated slavrunes
>>538505412no way
Live by the window, die by the windowA tale as old as time in russia
>>538505501
>>538505855>No official confirmation So clickbait then
>>538505412God damn it this is like 7th one since 22! We only have 12 left!
>>538505412>Putout a window
>>538506069It would look really funny if all other Putins attended Clone #19's funeral ngl
>>538506069one day you'll run out, what will you do then?
>>538505855What a bunch of bullshit. As if that would ever happen. Now if somebody tossed him out, I would believe it. But not him dying due to a freak accident.
>>538505855IDS HABBENING IF TRUE
>>538506233that wouldnt happen, the fake Putins never meet up at the same spot.
HOLY SHIT PRIGOZHIN IS BACK!!!
>>538506304Hey maybe he was the glue that kept the team together and they want to honor him in a special way, it doesn't have to be public
>>538505529I love gay Trump. I would tear that ass up!
>>538506337AND THIS TIME IT'S "SHEEEEEEELS"
>>538505412Military coup
>>538505412That would be very funny if it were true, which it isn’t
Damn I was trying to find that:>Putin fell down stairs and shit his pants tabloid cover but I guess you'll just have to imagine it
>>538505412Putin just flew over my house
>>538505412>Paньшe вceх. Hy пoчтиHAUUAHUAHAHUhad to google translate that
>Putin shat himself after a pint of shandy and fell out the window
>>538506553Not again?.... What a loser
>>538506553Yeah that one
>>538505501:)
>>538505412whydoes every "german" flag that posts her wind up being a russian, turk or syrian migrant
I'm bored
>>538506705Why do you care
>>538506553Happens to the best of us
>>538506300uhhchecked...
>>538505412>supposedlyapologize
>>538506705you forgot holholanyway they all need to go yesterday and will be re-migrated.
>>538505412"This time we totally got him" says increasingly nervous kraut for the 3rd time this year.
>>538506746i only notice...
>>538505412This better be fake, we're a long way away from T in TZD and /rcwg/
>>538505412Old Women Falling OutAn old woman, overcome by excessive curiosity, fell out of a window, hit the ground, and was smashed to pieces.Another old woman leaned out of the same window to look down at the one who had been smashed, but, overcome by excessive curiosity herself, she too fell out of the window, hit the ground, and was smashed to pieces.Then a third old woman fell out of the window. Then a fourth. Then a fifth.When the sixth old woman fell out, I grew tired of watching them and went off to the Maltsev Market, where, they say, someone had given a knitted shawl to a blind man.Daniil Ivanovich Kharms <1936-1937>
>>538505501Putin him into intensive care
>>538507057Pretty much everyone recognizes it as fake and gay, this is a dedicated shitposting thread
>>538507269Nice try, zigger.It may not be 100% accurate to the detail, but its based on reputable sources.
>>538505412
>>538505412I don't want Putin to die and the war to stop. I want TZD.
>>538505412Whose bright idea was it to pull him from the freezer and throw out of the window? Dr. Nightingale's?
big if true. probably not true, though. there's a scare about him dead every year.
>>538507408All will be known once ass is in ass nafoid
>>538506482
>>538507519How is that supposed to be funny in any way?You trannie faggots are really something else.
>>538505412>>538506247>>538506288>>538506304Do you guys think Germany can ever become as influential and powerful as Russia?
>>538505412Kys faggot tranny
Sources tell me Putin is stable Please God
>>538507703>How is that supposed to be funny in any way?For me, it's watching him fumble like a senile grandpa.
>>538505855>injuries are incompatible with life
>>538507713Germany already leads the world with their love of scat play, being the losers of 2 world wars, and also they rank #1 in the number of German women craving and taking bbc creampies Also I'm born and raised in Europe so I speak from a position of authority on the matter
>>538505412Did he try to do something that would upset the Jews?
>>538506705>Being this low IQNo wonder you're our toilet cleaners and nothing else
>>538505412>>538507847>>538507820So is he dead or just sad?
>>538507799You never really drove a truck like that, right?
>>538506511Same, do we live in the same house?
>>538507893I dunno, I can't tell the model from the video. Why are you grumpy about it?
>>538505597Really easy actually, it’s a Greek-derived languagePi - п - so the P soundRho - p - so the R soundGamma - г - so the G soundPhi - ф - so the F soundetc
>>538507893i could drive circles around your faggot ass peugeot, fuck boi
>>538507905How will the food be harvested this summer without fuel? How will it get to the grocery store without fuel? How will the people get to the grocery store without fuel?
do you people still post daily propaganda on 9gag? or has that all been outsourced to indians?
>>538507873It's literally my chat GPT created picture and the thread is still full Just proves how garbage and low iQ this board is.
>>538505781That's the funniest way to word that. I'm going to write that down.
>>538507905I live here
>>538505501if you ain't russian, soviet
>>538507946I have no idea what it is either, but it is an old truck, they're hard to drive, to start to everything. It's a fucking old truck! It's not funny at all. It makes no sense.
>>538508018>How will the food be harvested this summer without fuel?Ask the food, the fuck I know?>How will it get to the grocery store without fuel?Im not food, hence it's not my problem, anon>How will the people get to the grocery store without fuel?We usually pay with card, I dunno why would you need fuel to buy groceries. >picrelgr8 b8 m8s, I FELL for it
>>538506511Anon lives on the groundfloor
>>538505412>Putin diedwhich one?
>>538508174>It's not funny at all.I disagree.>>538508184>I dunno why would you need fuel to buy groceries.The coming months are going to be so funny for those outside of Russia. :)
No wonder he was such a sad boi the other day. He was feeling the call of the window already.
>>538505412That would be cool but I think it's fake
>>538507694thanks lad
>>538505412not my problem
>>538508258Can we keep this thread spoiler-free please? Foreshadowing is also a spoiler btw.>>538508098No way... from which floor?
>>538505412JOHN PUTINJOHN IS DEADHE FELL ON HIS HEAD>(returns to the 8th dimension)
Funny to me that anyone thinks Putin's death would actually mean anything. He has to have at least 10 body doubles they would just use. Who even knows if this Putin is the real Putin. In the USA we have supreme court justices die and it's covered up for almost a year. Bitch McConnell is dead. Pelosi is dead. How many more are dead and we don't know?
>>538508434It is good to keep a sense of humor in difficult situations. It's just going to keep getting more and more funny for the rest of us, so you might as well try and laugh along too. Putin definitely isn't.
>>538506288Are you being German? Read between the lines
>>538505501He's gonna get Putin a casket.
>>538508082This is actually one of two cases where you cannot be punished here for not rendering aid, the other one being endangering yourselfI learned that in first aid course, no need to do cpr if the brain is leaking out
>>538508194Underrated
>>538505412>fell out of a windowThat happens a lot in Putin's Russia. Sad
>>538505501carlos!!!
>>538508547.But how can he be in a Casket but you havent Z-el-en-skyy. Meaning he's alive.You are dead, Carlos.
>>538508194KEK
>>538507177>>538505501Huehuehue
>>538505412so those were Monke fingers that Dimon was posting today demanding ppl with fingers like this thrown away from country >and hohols are happy not knowing what will be next
>>538505412I really hope it's true OP.But something tells me it's a nothingburger because for some reason due to the cruelty and absurdity of the universe Evil people (especially politicians) are incredibly good/lucky at staying alive just to spite everyone else. I don't think the universe is kind enough to have putin, trump, xi, or the innumerable arab princes slip on bannana peels and die, or develop cancer. That misfortune is saved for good people and children only apparently.
>It's a bird>It's a plane>No, it's a falling loser dictator
>>538506069kek
>>538508872>>538508872>muh putin>muh drumpfYou are a dumb kid hang up on memes and trends you know nothing about actual realityI bet you "support Ukraine" and "nafo" and whatever right? Ukraine should never surrender to muh evil Russia right?You are being driven by demons, Zelenski and the European leadership are not "fighting Russia", they are using Russia to exterminate Ukranians, it is you leftards, you nafo you ukraine flag tweeter posters, you are the evil ones the blood of all Ukrainians is on youThat was the most corrupt and evil country filled with nazis so I dont really give a fuck they are exterminated, but do you know the devil you support with your leftardism?
>>538510119Take your meds and get some gas
>>538510203Begone demon, dont forget who is your master
>>538506069Just build more vats
>>538505412would be so fucking funny if truebut we all know it's not.
>>538505412We will know Putin dies before they say anything because just about every successor wants to glass the Ukraine.
>>538505412but putin is so paranoid he doesnt have windows.so he fell out of a bunkers basement windown and died? so which one is it? fake news.
>>538505781The injuries sustained are incompatible with life.
>>538505412>DefenestratedWho gave him the push thoughbeit?
>>538511602maybe gravity reversed and he fell upwards
>>538505412Nothing in XitterI dont believeyou mein nigger.
>>538508082>That's the funniest way to word thaThat's proper medical terminology.
>>538505412It would be funny if this was true
>>538506288
>>538512101and he landed where? on the moon?
>>538505412We need to take the land. Russia is too big.
>>538506553HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
how come the pro ukrainian people always the ones making up stuff and living in fantasy land
>>538505412Grab the lebensraum. Start the blitzkrieg!
>>538512377that would be really cool
>>538508044kek
>>538505412good a general with some balls will take charge SLAVA URKIANNEEEE
>>538505412Posting in a gem threat. Putin unironically died gg
>>538510119A delusional costa-rican! Not every day you see one of those. Or is Ivan on a proxy?
>>538505412This is gay and fake but a little funny.
>>538505501no carlos
>>538505855>earlier then othersseems legit
>>538505781>Novo-OgaryovoDisgusting language
>>538505412Nobody can read that low IQ inbred excuse for a language. They will all be speaking English by 2040.
>>538506069you have to admit the Mariupol Putin was pretty funny.
Guys I just woke up and Putin sleeps in my bed !!!
>>538505501Fpbp
