>Mutt engineering. Let's have a laugh together.https://www.youtube.com/live/vu9zE4rR0d4?si=lBA4nY-J7oSx8v_B
>>538512002
Why is Iran doing that?
>>538512042Did they say which floor that's on?
>they said pull it, don jr needs a new grift project
>>53851220621st floor, which is like the center of this 38 floor building.
>>538512002Gonna make up some shit quick and blame China, mutt bros! India is fine too!
>>538512002>sunshine melts steel beamskek
Some retarded wagie has to sit here every day and spend all day on a computer doing something that doesn't even matter. meanwhile I'm a NEET and I get to do whatever I want and still get paid.
OH BOY The big city! I can wake up in my 150 sq foot studio apartment where I have to choose which doors to open so I don't block myself in and go down my pissy alleyway to my local jewish deli and buy a $25 sliced bread and 1/8th pound of meat sandwich! I can go to Times Square and look around to make fun of all the other people that went to Times Square looking around! All our tourist districts are much easier to get into now that most people stay away. It really gives those empty storefronts and dying americana strips a liminal value. The average single person in NYC will statistically die alone and has ZERO dating life because of how difficult it is to make time. So I'm going to make time and listen to music on the nigger subway! Make sure to have your back to a wall on the nigger subway and never, EVER make eye contact! Put your headphones in so you can ignore people but have a backup pair of headphones in case those get stolen. Be smart! Gotta hustle to stay at the top baby! Rubbing elbows with millionaires who live in much quieter suburbs and just commute in every day! Then at night I'll have another $50 sandwich and hold my shit in until I get home because there are NO public bathrooms anywhere.
New York is so fucking brown
So the US gets it's own 7/7 incident.
>>538512573>t. a hick from a food desert meth town
>>538512042Um, when did they stop using proper I-beams for skyscrapers?Also who else excited for it to collapse much slower than gravity?
>>538512573I hope for a part two to 9/11
>>538512002something sometimes happens or nothing ever happens?
>>538513065it cant be urgent since you have people slowly walking around inside
>>538512573I bet your small town doesn't even have a naked cowboy.
>>538512664Taylor Swift's honeymoon?
>>538512829DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and 50 square feet! we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
>>538512573using public bathrooms is disgusting anyways