Oy vey /pol/ was right again
>hit them with the goybeam
>>538515444>>538515592Imagine they just go full Samson option on your ass and cook your brain for being antisemitic.
GOYIMEYE, I'VE FOUND HIS WEAKNESSGOYIMEYE, HE'LL DO WHAT I PLEASE
>>538515444Checked!OK, WHO HAS THE JEWISH SPACE LASER MEME?
>>538516071Jokes on them. I have a metal roof.
>>538516287You did paint it blue, didn't you anon?
>>538516945Don't you find it interesting that the Jewish Space Lasers are the same color as the sky?
Apologize.
>>538515444>>538516252
>>538515444>Now
>>538515444>shoots rocket into orbit>payload is billions of ball bearings>rocket shotguns them into orbit>slowly, the bearings start impacting everything in their path>orbit becomes a blenderGive me a harder problem to solve.
>>538519276You don't even need to "solve" it, just wait a few hundred thousand years.
>>538519438Just pointing out that orbital infrastructure is trivially destroyed.
>>538515444I can't remember how many people had a meltdown when I talked about space based laser weapons, guffawing at the idea. Then again, when I brought up SDI, a program from 40 years ago, they called it a right wing conspiracy theory.
>>538516945>>538517009Even Epstein wanted his roof blue.
>Jews literally want to build a Death Star and weaponize Earth’s satellite system so they can collectively hold all of humanity hostage Samson Option-style, like some supervillain shitWhy is this allowed again?
>>538519276The satellites are allowed to use boosters to evade incoming chaff fire.
>>538516252I have this one fren
>>538522864yea, it'll be incoming longer than there's fuel to keep the satellites dodging, straight up kessler syndrome cascade.
