https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psZlAJDGrAk&>MI5 knew agent was misogynist 'obsessed' with violence, watchdog findshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9gggjekyjo>Labour's defence plans branded a 'pantomime' as Keir Starmer heads to bruising Nato summit with Donald Trumphttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15957401/Labours-defence-plans-branded-pantomime.html>Labour mulls emergency law change to deport Rochdale grooming gang ringleader Shabir Ahmedhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2226119/labour-emergency-law-deport-rochdale-grooming-gang-ringleader-shabir-ahmed>Fraudster George Cottrell seen at numerous Reform events despite ‘no formal role’ in partyhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/06/reform-uk-nigel-farage-george-cottrell>Next chancellor must scrap student loans three-year threshold freeze, MPs sayhttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/student-loans-threshold-freeze-reeves-chancellor-treasury-b3009951.html>Too hot to handle: how heatwaves are burning a hole in London’s economyhttps://www.standard.co.uk/business/london-economy-cost-prepare-heatwave-b1288465.html>Consultants in England vote in favour of NHS strike actionhttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-06/consultants-in-england-vote-in-favour-of-nhs-strike-action>Nigel Farage under scrutiny over aide who wrote book on money-launderinghttps://archive.ph/LYtXR
NIGEL FARAGEvsCARL BENJAMINWHO RULES CLACTON, (You) DECIDE
>>538523469Suicidal milky titted lads seething because their balls hurt, but at least they aren't completely bald lel
>>538523469it's Lowe or nuthin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxG97T8CZKcIT'S OKAY TO JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE JEALOUS OF MEYEAH, I HEARD YOU TALK ABOUT ME, THAT'S THE WORD ON THE STREETYOU'RE OBSESSING, JUST CONFESS IT, PUT YOUR HANDS UPIT'S OBVIOUS I'M YOUR NUMBER ONEIT'S ALRIGHT TO JUST ADMIT THAT I'M THE FANTASYYOU'RE OBSESSING, JUST CONFESS IT 'CAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSI'M YOUR NUMBER ONE, I'M YOUR NUMBER ONEI'M YOUR NUMBER ONE, YEAH
>>538523620Huh?
>>538523469>abolishing interest on student loanssensible, none of the plan 2/3s are touching paying it back, through a requirement of a high income or the enormous interest paymentsnow just to force universities to can the humanities and media studies degrees
ALL REACTIONARIES ARE PAPER TIGERSLET 100 FLOWERS BLOOMWIGANESE DREAMTRUST IN CHAIRMAN BURNHAM
>>538523620that you baldnonce?
>>538523469>immigration red listLet me guess, ban white people and allow more jeets and blacks?
>>538523673>now just to force universities to can the humanities and media studies degreesThose subsidise the STEM degrees
>Should a politician's family be out-of-bounds when there's a scandal?No. They should have thought about that before they did a corruption.
>>538523673absolutely, student loans and the growth in university education have been a disaster, giving loans at interest on the promise of an undeliverable future is pretty fucking jewish, what it has effectively done is prop up middle class boomers and subversive "educators", it effectively turbocharged critical marxism, it is the disease that our young are suffering from
>>538523717beware my sonar melon
>>538523892This.
>he's still butthurthahahaha
Argentina knocking out England in the semis will be more consequential for our cause than any of the e-politicians one attaches hope to
>>538523469>abolish inheritance taxso he was just a tory
carnt believe wigan burnham has done in wigger starmer
>>538523944I'd beat up this whore slut so much you wouldn't recognize her. Why? BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN, I HAVE THE POWER, WHORES ARE WEAK!
>>538523984Inheritance Tax was introduced under Thatcher.
>>538524077i like the way you think brate
>>538524092They'll say anything at this point. The cope is strong.
>>538523944"A bit too BAME for my tastes"
>>538523653Lads using finasteride or whatever it's called in order to troon out, nice lush head of hair and big juicy milkers
>>538523717I don't take hair pills, or willy pills or poorly brain pills , sorry
https://xcancel.com/Telegraph/status/2074199265392418945#m>A Labour-led council has sparked a High Court battle by ‘unlawfully’ selling the Peterborough's only Hindu temple to an Islamic group>"We support each other, and whenever we need help, we help each other. If we lost this, it would feel like we’ve lost everything”>Find out about the fight to stop the temple being turned into a mosque ⤵lol, proper YooKayian
>>538524135>Enlarged Prostate (BPH): Taken as a 5 mg tablet daily to shrink the prostate and relieve urinary symptoms like difficulty starting urination or frequent urgesYou'd think bummers would appreciate a larger prostate.
>>538524219You'd think the muzzies would have enough mosques by now.
>>538524217but you’re scared enough to wonder if caffeine shampoo will save your hair? there is no need to be afraid, treatments are available or you can join r/bald and get updoots from funko pop collectors for shaving your head
>>538523940This lad could do with some hair pills ngl
>>538524219tower of babel shit
>>538523944I'd finger her bumhole.
>>538524341Mad how if we tried to convert a mosque into a church there'd be absolute uproar from the left
>>538524342That's a man, should have his jaw shaved
A Norman yoke replaced by a Norfern yoke
>>538524369>if caffeine shampoo will save your hair?Not that anon my bro
Greens are 25/1 to win Manc mayoral. Is there any chance Labour might upset the darkies with the next few weeks and they bloc vote in unprecedented numbers?
>>538524341Theres a lot of moslems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXDjnPvnDyE
>>538524341The age of Christianity is over, the age of Crom has begun.
>>538524532One is a lot.
>>538524219>>538524341Don't you know that they built Britain you Chuds!
>>538524219your proud nation, gone
so Clacton is obvious Reform win they can afford to lose 18% of their voters and still win.Problem is if RICU get involved I can see a bigger swing to Labour and Restore 8 and 8 with Reform voters being typically lazy to vote against a tactical move this could be a Conservative winWhat do their carer's look like what does the nice woman who drives the minibus look like, what does their doctors receptionist look likeThis has Kemi written all over it
>>538524617This is a potential future that terrifies me. Spending my last days in some godforsaken care home being fed by psychopathic retard niggers who can barely speak English. Honestly think I'd rather top myself.
>>538524923Go out in a blaze of glory.
https://xcancel.com/Mr_Andrew_Fox/status/2074520379956023607#m>She’s the best party leader right now and it’s not even close.Our Yoruba kween, might have a tug to some ebony in her honour
For once, I hope the left win, and I hope they unite behind Count Binface, it would be so fucking hilarious
>>538524219Genuinely prefer jeets over mussies. And it's not even close. >Inb4 "they're all the same" retard shills get all uppity.
>>538524520Piccadilly Gardens needs to continue, the Battle Royale must continue to breed.
>>538524923how oid are you roughly? that sort of service wont survive much longer
>>538525046Imagine if Binface gets assassinated
>>538525031the worm is turning
>>538525031DEATH TO THE PLP!
>>538525118>The MP for Clacton is a bin sitting next to Hannah SpencerBased timeline.
>>538524923>>538525090It will be robots by the time we're old lad. Robots imported from Sudan tho cus English robots cost too much.
>What’s the alternative? Farage and his band of populist bullshit? Only need to look across the Atlantic to see how that goes, and it’s far worse than the Tories were for 14 years.SIMPLE FACKING AS
>>538525227sudanese robot actually sounds much better than real bantu
Can't black the Clac
>>538524923>This is a potential future that terrifies me.>potentialAged care will not exist in 15 years. If you do not have family you will be homeless, if you're lucky you'll live in a cage, if you're extremely lucky you'll be dead before then.
>>538525353Had to do a group project with a sudanese bloke and he was a useless retard.
>>538525498i remember there was this sudanese (somalian?) lad at my school who genuinely used to go aorund making click and monkey noises not as a joke
https://xcancel.com/TheOnlyPersian/status/2074173524604793331#m>As an @UberEats driver working in 32 degrees hot weather in london, going to @kfc in wimbledon broadway to pick up a customer order, and asking for tap water as I was getting a little hot, they told they have no water you have to buy some. Disgusting behaviour.>We are working to advertise @kfc to bring food and joy to those who can’t make to the restaurants, and we get treated with disgust, and seen as a pound sign.Dangerously based>Arsenal will kill me before any Disease - Outspoken - Fuck the Tories>Another 3rd world wanker on a fake student or tourist visa running to work in food delivery. The quicker the whole corrupted food delivery scam gets shut down the better. It's nothing but a cesspit of illegal workers!>Hahah - speak to your mum - she’s my work visa sponsor - I smash her fanny every night - she pays a highly good wage! God bless your mum!>deport>But If I get deported who will smash your mum every night?>Did you come to UK on the Uber eats highly skilled visa>Na - I came here on a work visa - your mum pays me to fuck her - good money as well!I think you get the idea
>>538525227The robots will be controlled by Indians with VR headsets from New Delhi.
>>538525599Doesn't surprise me sudan is a shitheap should be renamed to Poodan
Realistically, what happens if binface wins? Is he forced to remove the bin to sit in parly?
>>538525747i like the south sudanese ones though because they look funny
>>538525773You don't have to take up the seat. Sinn Fein don't
>>538525773He can turn it into a wire mesh with cloth in the shape of a bin and claim it's a burkha
>>538525773He will replace it with a bin that fits the dresscode, I don't know, it would require the people of clacton to have a sense of humour.
>>538525773He will genocide all muslims and kill every labour mp plus their families by smashing them to bits with a hammer
>>538525773They'll force a recount or another vote.
>>538525773Lindsay Hoyle will have to question his life choices of taking it all seriously
Fixed my mouse with a bit of electrical tape.
>>538525031Tories are so cringe worthy. Hate them more than anyone.
>>538525773the Islamic Party of Britain have announced their candidate
>>538525952Mr Speaker? More like Mr Spacker
>>538525897Why would that be necessary exactly?
>>538525897The vote is in 54% of the vote to Binface, 45% to Nigel 1% to the SNP>another recount! The vote is in 54% of the vote to Binface, 45% to Nigel 1% to the SNP>i want another recount!The vote is in 55% of the vote to Binface, 44% to Nigel 1% to the SNPANOTHER RECOUNT! REEEEE!
>>538525477imagine the smell
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jul/07/i-felt-my-spine-and-body-split-the-woman-who-was-hit-by-a-child-on-a-lime-bike-and-denied-compensation>‘I felt my spine and body split’: the woman who was hit by a child on a Lime bike – and denied compensation>The collision was catastrophic. Jane Ouartsi suffered a fractured collarbone, two spinal fractures, a broken femur that took three operations to fix, and she had to learn to walk again like a baby. Why has no one taken responsibility for her life-changing injuries?"a child on a lime bike could be here"
>>538525651Wogs getting absolutely savaged, love to see it.
>>538523469>None of the big parties will stage a candidate in Clactonlmao let's goooo
>>538526097it wouldn't, they'd fucking love it, having Binface btfo Farage would make them all very happy
>>538525651They're so arrogant and stupid. I don't even have to do anything and they're pissing people off making 'normal' people want to see them deported.
>>538525651>We are working to advertise @kfc to bring food and joy to those who can’t make to the restaurants, and we get treated with disgust, and seen as a pound sign.>Willingly work in slave like conditions and risk everything to get here to work in slave like conditions>Nooooo why are they treating me like a slave?
>>538526077>Noo, 'old on there, Chuck, thar in't propuh Parliamentary language, all give yer a chance t' retrac' tha'
>richard tice coming up with a plan to save farage, 2026
>>538526259He's also so fucking retarded that he didn't bother bringing a couple of bottles of water with him to work, you know like most people think to do.
>>538526097Because "joke" candidates aren't allowed to win.You think the Monster Raving Loony Party is allowed votes? Theirs are redistributed.
>>538526133Was it a nigger?
The bin stays on during sex.
>>538526321Yet these people are very good for the GDP don't you know.
>>538526356>the bin stays on during PMQ's
>>538526259Honestly I feel sorry for them. It's degenerate lazy slob Whites who are sitting on their arses getting greggs and macdonalds delivered to their door by an immigrant. I find it repulsive and at some point you have to blame the White scum who do it who are now do lazy and disgusting they can't even be bothered to go to a drve thru.
>>538526133
>>538526347Actually doesn't seem like it, watch the vid it's a bit hard to tell but not dark enough for a nig I think
AI vid enjoyers, can you do me a Binface taking PMQ's?
>>538523646>shilling your own shitty 300 view yt vid on 'chanISHYDDT
>>538526429It's like a prostitute hating their clients, like you're both scum lmao but the one providing the service is probably the scummier one
NNNNEEEEVVVVEEERRR GIIVVEEEE UUPP
>>538523944Ingerlund is winning m8
>>538526447
>>538526399Doctors and Engineers we're told.
>>538523944You could shag her all night but at the end she has to take a shit in your mouth, do you yield?
POWERFUL
>>538526997
>>538527042Look at the shadow. Black or white, we are ONE.
>>538526956What's the catch?
>>538527121... but shadows are all black?
>>538527121
>>538523944i can tell how annoying she would be to live with just from this clip
>>538526345Lol - fuck off schizo.No one would care if a random "joke party" MP won a seat.
>>538527429We are same
>>538526429>Honestly I feel sorry for them.Why? They willingly do it.If they want to deliver people's slop for pennies, that's up to them. You're doing the white saviour thing, were you rob them of any self agency. Or you're brown.
>>538527429I got sunburnt when I did my duke of Edinburgh thing
>>538526321>He's also so fucking retarded that he didn't bother bringing a couple of bottles of water with him to work, you know like most people think to do.Most people on the planet don't. There's a reason as to why Whites BTFO out of shitskins in warfare. Foresight, planning. And to make matters worse most shitskins raised in the west have been raised on welfare and a hilarious sense of entitlement meaning they're even more retarded.
You lads ever see a terrorist attack and think yeah I'll probably end up doing that
>>538527646I once let a hobo take my shopping trolley back for me, it had a token inside instead of a £ coin
>>538527646>You lads ever see a terrorist attack and think yeah I'll probably end up doing thatMy big flappy foreskin forbids me to do terrorisms, false flags and jihads alike.
>>538527646I also used to serve fish and chips at a stand at a beach front during summers, I would always give them vinegar and no salt.
>>5385276461st day on the job glowie?
Cat likes to play with plastic bottles. Go figure.
>>538527740Absolutely g o y i s h
>>538527642
>>538525651>I FUCK YOUR MUTHER SAAAAARits always that
>>538527740
>>538527646Bro you wouldn't believe the mass casualty event I've got planned, some of you guys are alright don't go into the open air tomorrow
>>538528100>Bro you wouldn't believe the mass casualty event I've got planned, some of you guys are alright don't go into the open air tomorrowThis lad is 100% spunking in a sock and tossing it out the window.
>>538528273Spunking directly into an open water processing centre
National Rebirth Party believe all citizens have "equal rights" lmfao, the rugpill has already begun
someone should make a game about trying to run the uk as PMa mix of democracy 4 and a hearts of iron style map showing all the invading dinghies
>>538528368Forrens shouldn't have rights.
>>538528340Corrrr I wonder how long the sperm will survive in water.Stacey is going to become pregnant after she takes a bath, little does she know the father is Chud.
>>538528273Bruh jelly because his k/d whack
>>538523940this guy looks like he offers sweets to little children and a free ride in his V-reg sprinterproper wrongun
>>538528381>The people loathe you, sire!
>>538528381https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dungeon_Keeper
I might assassinate yerbury t b h, would be cool and hillarious at the same time, bet he has zero security too
>>538528548Ha ha classic
>>538528381>someone should make a game about trying to run the uk as PM>a mix of democracy 4 and a hearts of iron style map showing all the invading dinghiesBest I can do is a boat wog bullet hell.>>538528492>How about a break, my liege?
>>538527646No but I have thought about raping muslims and falsely imprisoning them in my shed where I will torture them for months until they die
The rugpull: Judaism and Sikhism is based bro!!
>Poodaism
>>538528712Yerbs is actually secretly a big Cat Stevens fan, he just doesn't want to deport the man
Alek Yerbury is a Maoist mong boy
ah yes abolish all unions and give whitehall the authority to give you permission to strike
>>538528893
gave the weird 50 year old lesbian that looks like a schoolboy my points in lidl, she got the points, I got a discount, it's about the only good thing that has ever happened to me, her too probably
>>538528712>so long as the religion does not threaten or harm the interests of the National CommunityQuran 3:85 “Any religion other than Islam is not acceptable”Quran 3:28 “Muslims must not take infidels as friends”Quran 9:123 “Make war on infidels living in your neighborhood”Quran 47:4 “Do not hanker for peace with infidels; behead them when you catch them"Quran 2:191 “Slay the unbelievers wherever you find them.”Quran 8:60 “Muslims must muster all weapons to terrorize the infidels”Quran 9:5 “Whenever opportunity arises, kill the infidels wherever you catch them”Quran 5:33 “Maim and crucify the infidels if they criticize Islam”Quran 8:12 “Terrorize and behead those who believe in scriptures other than Quran”Quran 8:65 “The unbelievers are stupid; urge the Muslims to fight them”
Just pocket a nice rock and just let him walk by then bring it down on that weird shaped head of his, it really would be that simple,vhes an absolute nobody it would be completely unexpected
>>538527646i've thought about 9/11ing my old work
>>538528947Do you understand that there is more than just islam in Britain
>>538528381>>538528492The goal of the game should be to achieve absolute zero approval rating WITHOUT kicking off a revolt.
>>538529010>Do you understand that there is more than just islam in BritainOf course I do, just wanted to see where you were sensitive. Found it kek
>>538528893Red Alert II intro fades in
>>538529059Grow up little boy
>>538529059Oof. Exposed >>538529010 as a paki.
wow I didn't realise the Count had enough clout to force all the other parties to stand downhttps://x.com/CountBinface/status/2074513701286162752#m
Two female coppers just turned up at the door, think I'm for it now, unless I use a small amount of strength to completely overpower them of course
I presentTWERCULE Poirot
>lfrlive facial recognition
>>538529151Actually. the aussie was exposed as a kike.
>>538529131>Grow up little boyImagine thinking cunts don't see you subversive shitskins snake in here trying to convince cunts to bat for one team or the other.
I'm really impressed with how early Lowe was to announce that Restore wouldn't be standing a candidate in Farage's publicity stunt. He was the first one I think, so you could argue he lead the way on this.
>>538528465he cannot drive, but he associates with 2 know CSAM sharers and lads that meet up for bumming in public toilets with strangers, and has fantasies of harming the kids of people who do not like gays and paedos, because he is friends with gays and paedos.Because he is gay and a paedo.And the he will sit in here blasted on gear and piss for 3 days straight acting like his political opinion is superior and he is better than you.He is 5' 4".
kinoooohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeH92crEZ94
>>538523944Women with the chests of teenage boys should be shot for being genetic failures. Execute any woman with tits smaller than a C.
>>538529194Tell them you just reverted to Islam, and they need to consult your new community leader. Also mention, you'll be happen to drop off any weapons at the local mosque.
>>538523545No one is dumb enough to waste time on a bread and circus show when they will have to run the election again after Farage is found in contempt of parliament.Then he will lose either to kemis BAME brigade or Restore.
>>538529228both are pakis until proven otherwise
>>538529191They should all vote for binfaceFuck it
>>538529301Schlomo, you just took a shit with your trousers on again. You did the Douglas Murray, the pavlovian jew froth at the mouth, the Kosher right defence force, I didn't say anything about Islam. You rushed to mention islam, but I said the policy is a rugpull in that it allows for other religions. You are obsessed with islam but you are a kike. Filter, foolish little boy.
>>538529323>He is 5' 4"He acts a lot shorter than that
>>538527646fuck off glownigger
>>538529191Oh no. It's Tony Blair under there.
>>538529333What utter third world slop is thisFuck offI don't care about brown people, you may as well have sent us a video of flies swarming around shit, same thing
>>538529334
>>538526356>like shagging a letter box
where's that anon that was convinced farage was going to lose?i'm accepting concessions
>>538529470there's a ton of channels making that crap so it must be the latest grift
Hope not Hate has spoken
>>538529352They'd ask to check my penis for circumsision and I still have all of my penis, then they'd be all worked up and I'd have to shag them and I've already had way too much sex today
>>538529228>Actually. the aussie was exposed as a kike.I think you will find i'm an equal opportunity racist mate, i'm all about that equality both in treatment and in outcomes and thus I hate all non-Whites equally and wish to see them all deported. jews and their islamic bioweapons alike.>>538529408>You rushed to mention islamOn the contrary, you conveniently omitted it in your criticism, which piqued my curiosity and you did not fail to deliver.
>>538529323something on your mind?
BREAKING: just farted
>>538529191>le funny suspiciously wealthy (((comedian))) who just so happens to have the funding and support network to run in every single non marxist seatStrange that you never see a non marxist do the same. It only is ever against anyone suspected of being anti globohomo (which farage isnt btw he is a grifting traitor and if he ever gets into no10 he will let the jewish equity firms loot the UK for a few shekels)
>>538529653gis a whiff
>>538526997Bellingham is half English anyway I don't mind him, I mind the full blooded wogs and the ones with African names or not even born here too. Should have to have English ancestry
>>538527703So... You ripped off a poor person. Wow, you must be a super cool giga Chad (or whatever you faggots consider cool)
>>538529680I think the monster raving loony party are on the conservative side and they also run for seats quite oftenTho i guess they have fallen off
>>538528566Luke Jahns will kick your head in you little scruff
>>538529680He had to crowdfund his London Mayoral bid a few years ago, but now he's apparently got the means to cut about the country contesting by-elections every couple of months. Weird, innit?
>>538529653>why is my sister in law on 4chanGET OUT OF MY ROOM!
everyone gangsta until RICU show up
>>538529629>On the contrary, you conveniently omitted it in your criticism, which piqued my curiosity and you did not fail to deliver.Are you ESL? A Pajeet in Sydney or something? What did you think the context of the post "rugpull" meant. Do I need to spell it out for you? A rugpull being, the policy is carefully written so that you think you're getting the obvious ban islam, but SURPRISE Jews and Sikhs get to stay.Unironically you might be a pajeet, no anglo australian could misunderstand that post.
>Incident in Scotland>It's England's fault, because Scotland doesn't control it's borders!>SNP is rapefugee welcome here, and you had your indy ref and voted no>They aren't REAL Scotsmen, they're loyalist traitors!>Stubs their toe the following day: fucking English!Why are the celts like this.
>>538529519You do understand that the election will have to be run again if the undeclared money is ruled to be in contempt of parliament? You do comprehend that, right? He is still under investigation and that investigation will force him to resign either way lol. Fucking mongs ITT
>>538529816Is that the house where Nigel tapped his pots and pans together during corona?
>>538529817Don't get too defensive mate, people will think you're mad.
>>538529653>BREAKING: wind
remember when you all though the NRP were based?
>>538529883It matters not
>>538529777Loonys are a very old boomer party mate. They have a lot of members. "bin face" is just 1 comedian who got sued by a US comedian for stealing his act. No really, he did and he lost. He was "bucket head" before.
>>538529795I'll do that noodle armed poofter too, cheeky blinder looking nonce
>>538529795That twiglet would break his arm due to wind resistance
Re count binface: how tf can it be legal to stand for mp using a pseudonym and obsuring you identity.
>>538529757Stfu memeflag faggot
>>538529887Yeah. He quite regularly does photo ops outside of it. We all have to pretend it's a big secret he lives there though
>>538529950who?
>somehow, Cherie Blair is Binface
>>538529959fucking weird little golem, harley pasternak should be strung up
>>538529997What if it's actually not his real house and he's worried people will find out that it's empty?
>>538529977fair point the challenge of fielding people is a lot easier when you've got a pool of people
>>538529997he lives there?
>>538529883Living daylights was based, Dalton was based, don't care what anyone says
It's over
>>538529977used to know lord such, he was alright
>>538529987he wont be allowed to use his costume in parliament either, so it will have to be the predictable shrivelled old onions man liberal he probably is that will represent clacton when he wins
>>538529883This is what I don't get. Why the fuck is he going the bye-election now, only to be kicked out again and have another one.So he can have dodgey donations in the interim? Some are saying he wants Restore to split the vote, so he can peace out.
Wait, a recall petition only needs 10% of voters to trigger a by election?
>>538525181Looks like my Redguard stealth archer build in skyrim
>>538530137Literally don't know anyone who doesn't think the dalton movies were excellent
>binny mcbin facei fucking hate this kitschy middle class mock the week have i got news for you humor>cockwomble!
>>538529987Anti islamic rhetoric won't be tolerated he pal
>>538529983>>538529981Good luck taking down Yerbury the man did 10 years in army rumours are that he was 22 Reg's top guy
>>538530147Skill issue
>>538529987mps do it all the timealso its not a legal requirement to show your face to standtime we make an ai mp
>>538529987His real info is still a matter of public record, it's on all the electoral paperwork, he just campaigns under the pseudonym. It's all just a Google search and a .gov URL away now. So long as you aren't actually trying to hide your real identity from the public and mislead them, there's not much to object to
>>538529959>get done>urh ackchewley it dun matterpathetic lad. hes forcing the by election to save face when all he had to do to save face was declare his bribes like everyone else does. Starmer did it and he got millions in kick backs from pedo elite, no one cared, its normal these days.
vtuber nationalism
Binface would have stood in Birmingham if he wasn't a leftoid court jester, would have been too close to home
>>538530172He was just the perfect guy at the wrong time. They did him dirty with the poor scripts but he was a class bond.
>>538530172I've heard people say he was the worst bond, that he was too serious and charmless. Theme tune absolute banger as well
>>538530203>the man did 10 years in armybantam battalion?
>>538525477>I read a newspaper article in the South China Morning Post about a hidden world of hundreds of elderly men living in cages in a warehouse near the airport. Each of them had a tiny space, around six feet by two, and only a few feet high, which contained all their belongings and which was their only home. The cages were directly stacked up one upon the other, as if the men were battery hens. Some had been living in the cages for thirty years, unable to afford anything better with their meagre wages as roadside ditch diggers, factory workers or restaurant kitchen cleaners.Jesus man. A roll of the cosmic dice saved me from spawning into that. Really makes you think.
NRP think the government should abolish unions
>>538530308>I've heard people say he was the worst bond, that he was too serious and charmless.ironically closest to the flemming novels lmao.>>538530296He was excellent. the scripts werent' even that bad
>>538530203I feel like it would be easy to kill both of them with nothing more than a rock that fits nicely in your palm
>>538530092Nige's current talking point is that Sky News were harassing his family because a journo tried to doorstop him, but Nige wasn't in and his daughter answered instead. Ol' Nige is really starting to lose his rag, so he's getting proper aggro about it all
>>538530203spent most of his time looking for chemlight batteries
classically grim headlines for scotland
>>538530363There wasn't a worst bond anyway but it's probably Craig
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>>538530164Wtf man why didn't queer starmer's constituency do one of those? I bet more than 10% were sick of him even in whatever lefty hellhole that is
>>538529734Evening Steve
>>538530481Just kill your baby with a hairdryer bro.Just give it to social care ffs.
>>538527121ewww, even
>>538530481That rancid mincer has a fucking castle, actually the grimmest headline there
>>538530535Steve?
>>538530164Keep in mind most by-elections don't even get over 50% turnout
Surely yerbury should stand in Clacton considering he has all the answers? Or is it just easy to sit on twitter
is rupert still stomping out everyone who thinks you have to be White to be English?
>THIS IS NOT ENOOOUUUGHHHHhttps://youtu.be/xhNvinY8Sc8
>>538530155That's Screaming Lord Sutch to you , bitch.
>>538530608>Surely yerbury should standHe's been standing all this time, he's just short mate.
>>538530608It's better if everyone sits out except binfaceReform gets destroyed by those optics even if Nigel 'wins'
Timeline>Binface wins>reform implodes over 3 months>Restore will acquire the fertilizer to grow as the last chance>2029Vote Lowe, Millions must go>Binface hailed in the history book as the greatest patriot to ever exist, the tapestries will tell his tale.
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>>538530220Short of pulling his bin off theres no way to prove the person campaigning is actually that registered bloke. Not like screaming lord such and co.
>>538530704It would just be as funny if the lads who play dress up stand in the election too and come third place
>>538530481Fucking hell.>Shark attack>beached washed some sand away, Pub in danger>sexpest chang #45435345345>Abo footy player assaults a woman, loses his statue privileges
Just want a caricature racist like me in Parliament who will call Kemi a wog in the House, call the Speaker a puff and tell the House that Streeting is Starmers secret child
>>538530793>Short of pulling his bin off
>>538530817Does parliamentary privilege protect you? Obviously Mr. Spacker will have a hissy fit but you wouldn't go to prison, right?
>>538530628you didn't know him so stfu
>>538530733
2026 has been a very bin themed year so far
>>538523469
>>538531061another migrant attack another day
found a mobile on the way to the shop to buy baccy, i want to return it and do the right thing, fucking emergency contacts on it all decline the call and the 1 guy that answers hung up on me after i told them whats happened.
>>538530979You can say anything you want in Parliament without risk of prison yeah you can also spawn camp in Parliament to avoid the police who can't step inside
>>538531061What's happened?
>tanned europeandafuq
