Did you preorder your copy?
>>538529307lol no
>>538529307hecking yes!!!1 ill illegally download it the second its available!!
>>538529307I don't preorder games ever. I'll just buy it once it goes on sale a couple years later
I've been hoping for years that it'll underperform and finally collapse Rockstar's shambling, zombie form
>>538529307I never pre order gamesI'm not retarded
No im not a teen anymore so jeeta 6 doesn't interest me
>>538529307>pre orderAnother fucking retard post.
>>538529593isnt it a digital release? what would you even be pre-ordering?
>>538529569If the game fails they will probably survive on sales of online gta 5 stuff for a bit
>>538529307no
>>538529858it's already succeeded with preorders
I don't play silly goynip
>>538529307Nah, I'll just get my dad to do it. I mean I bought the Xbox he endlessly plays Red Dead 2 on, the least he can do is pay for some of the games.
>>538529307Nah. I got into swimming instead. It's pretty rewarding. Especially when you start chasing your lap best. I can literally spend hours in the pool now just trying to go for as long as I can. Starting to get pretty fit from it too. I don't think I've ever been this strong in my life. I think video games have just become a waste of time and money. There's more strength through joy in physical activity.
>>538529307>Did you preorder your pirate copy for 0usd?yea
>>538529307hell yeah, can't wait to play as a bad ass bitch in GTA, finally!
>>538529307I dont play aaa goyslop
No. lol. I doubt I can even run GTA 6 on my computer. I would like to play it right away, but I've been rewarded by waiting on these things lately. I avoided buying a Switch 2 and I'm glad. PS6 and next gen consoles should be around 1-2 years away and could run the game above 30 FPS.I want to play GTA: Criminal Russia
>>538529307>woke jeetslopNo thanks
>>538529307The ps4 will be the last console I ever buy, I'm going back to PC.
>>538529307GTA is online garbage for 3rd worlders now. Whatever charm the games had in the 00s are long gone.
>>538529307I have super expensive computer, there is no PC release so no buy
>>538529307No. I'll probably end up buying it, but I don't even really care. I'm not one of these super excited retards
>all original gta devs gone>current gta devs consist of fat feminist libtards and jeets>female main characterThis game is gonna be so shit.
>>538529569There's basically zero chance that happens though
It’s prob gonna be a really great game. I’ll play it on my steamdeck.
>>538535892>There's basically zero chance that happens thoughit will fail simply on expectations alone. they hit the jacKpot when GTAonline was up and running during the live service boom. that's died off and now people have the expectations of over a decade of GTAonline content. People just asume that GTAVI will ship with the same amount of content that GTAonline has after over a decade of updates. This will crash the general sentament especially when the kids who where playing GTAonline are now in their mid 20s and no longer find the play of GTA games interesting or entertaining. GTAonline had a massive flop when people realized it wasn't sanandreas multiplayer. it will happen with GTAVI. a new generation will fumble around with it but that won't be interesting to the "old" GTAV audience.
I don't preorder.I'm also not gonna be buying it all thanks to them locking features behind pay walls.
>>538532920>Whatever charmGTA is a nigger simulator for 13 y.o.'s who wanna be tough
>>538529593The only games I ever preordered were Halo 3 and Skyrim
>>538531782I like swimming too.You're just a retarded nigger, however.
I want to feel what the guy in picrel is feeling
Yes. It's probably THE most important piece of media this decade.
>>538529307>paying for $100 AAA slop filled with glitches and DLC microtransaction rapelol no
>>538529569Based
>>538537458
Nothing could match the pure excitment I experienced the day I bought GTA San Andreas.
>>538529773Anon, most can't see the skinner box
>>538537458>PolskiPunisher
>>538537580Okay, cattle boy.
>>538529307GTA release week will be the start of the revolutionWhile all the faggots and niggers are busy playing goy theft auto whites will go out and play Minecraft in real life
>>538529307That piece of shit better fail. I plan on relentlessly mocking and shitting on anyone that even plays it much less gives their money to these cucks.
>>538529307tldr?
>>538529569>Rockstar's shambling, zombie formWhat's wrong with Rockstar now? Too many black people in their games or something? What totally trivial issue would you like to blow out of proportion today like a prissy little princess?
>>538529453Even pirating this makes you a goytard.
>>538537458Dumbass posers trying to post anything for content forgot Tony hawks pro skater 1&2 were ok but everyone core memory is Tony Hawks Underground 2 as the good fun one.
>>538529307Nah. I'll wait for PC and get a hypervisor cracked version running on a VPC.
>>538529307i stopped pre-ordering in the 2010s when it started being a worse deal.before, the games were good and thered be a chance of physically not enough copies. now everythings digital and theres no scarcity.also a lot of stores would give bonuses, but those have become worse or nonexistent.and the midnight release would be a big event. thered be more independent stores that would have parties leading up to midnight. Brawl and Guitar Hero 3 were the last big ones i remember. If you didnt preorder you could hang out but there was a 1% chance youd get the game before they sold out of whatever wasnt preordered and then theyd be out for at least a day or two.
>>538532631Set in 1995 MoacowFuck yeah, the story of Ivan Stadanski needs to be told. Drunken ex spetznaz, living in the shadow of the abandonware USSR, selling military equipment, playing NATO, setting up his criminal empire, dealing with the stoya, hot yet lethal Russian girls willing to fuck or kill, maybe both, just to make a few filthy Yankee dollars.Then move to St. Petersburg for the second half to expand Territory Rockstar literally does not have the balls for that story. Their writing team is all women and dudes who wear dresses
>>538529307Yes, I have preordered the $100 Ultimate Shabbos Goy Edition of Goy Theft Circumcision 6. I cant wait to play the watered down safe politically correct GTA. As we all know, GTA has always been queer and woke. Stay mad Chuds. -t.Plebbit
>>538537787You sound like a immense loser and likely wont do anything like that unless its from the safety of being online.Imagine caring that much kek
>>538529307I bought it takes two stock last year expecting it to skyrocket come gta6’s stranglehold on the cultural zeitgeist. So far it hasnt really done well
>>538529307Yes because I am a normie mostly
>>538537803There was woman in the trailer so you know how that goes. But surely this wokeflop will be such a flop that this tome for sure woke will fail, all the other times were practise runs but in two more weeks woke is over
>>538537995Im looking forward to the community backlash when it comes out. Its gonna be so woke it wont even be worth pirating. Complete Goyslop.
>>538538099Surely so
>>538537629That really does ruin games for me. I'll get wrapped up in achievements and shit, and then I snap back into the reality that I'm single, and should be focusing on self-improvement, fitness, and making more money. I guess at least that self-awareness makes me feel like less of a consumer. Imagine being a grown man 100%'ing banjo kazooie for the nth time, and feeling the need to collect golden goyleaves and big-nosed jinjews and a bunch of other dumb shit instead of raising a family, keeping your house in order, spending time with friends or other likeminded people, and continuing to grow your relationship with your wife.You know how much time I spent petting a digital horse in Red Dead Redemption 2? You shouldn't be able to do that without thinking "God, I really am a stupid faggot."
>>538537803REDDIT MOMENTEDDITMOMENT
>>538529307I'm not hyped about it at all. Everyone has convinced me it's going to be crap. I'll wait till it comes out, see how cringe it looks and decide then.
Who even still gives a flying fuck about GTA?It's not a novel concept anymore; there's hundreds of openworld sloppa to play now. Not to mention the microtransactions out the ass.
>>538537803GTA 6 IS GOING TO BE WOKE GAY QUEER AND RETARDED. FUCK YOU LITTLE GAY BITCH NIGGER FAGGOT JEW SLAVE.
>>538529307I still don't get the hype. If you've played one GTA, you've played them all.
>>538538343Ah yes, GTA Online the futuristic military combat simulator XD. Buy that DLC goy!!
>>538529307Got sick of the formula by the time gta 4 came out.
>>538537995t. didnt play red deadsadie was a cool woman
>>538529307Yeah i ordered 5 copies so fucking what. I love this shit
>>538537807Gay is no longer an insult sweet summer child
>>538537803I like your attitude. Will you go on a butt fuck date with me? You sound reeeeeaaaal sweety sweet sweet>>538538347FUCK YOU
>>538537803Their focus has shifted too much towards being 'cinematic' at the expense of compelling gameplay. Massive sandboxes with very little to actually do, as a backdrop to mindnumbingly overwrought who-gives-a-fuck stories. They haven't put out a genuinely good game since RDR (and even that's dry around the edges), and GTA's been crap since 4
>>538529307I can preorder torrent repacks?
>>538538557Im a goy, youre a vassal goy that consumes slop. We are not the same
>>538537803I don't know that it will completely fail, but woke gaming execs will never let it be the full nigger rampage simulator that it's audience wants. And all the DRM will focus on making sure it isn't modable into it either.
>>538529307Its kinda sad in a way that basically all of our generation boiled everything down to "if entire game cast does not = White then we boycott" this is a real principled worldview for the purest intellectuals. Just be the right type of monkey.
>>538529307Why if it's not going to come out on a disc.May not actually play the game. It's going to have shit that's locked behind paywall which I'm fine with for online but as far as story missions are concerned it should be an absolute no. Took too long to make because it doesn't want to commit to what kind of political ideology or jokes and wants to go with. And in the past decade, they've babied a lot of their re-releases and remove things that were controversial things that kind of made Grand theft Auto have that edge. It made it interesting in the first place and funny. And yeah there's everything else too. But Grand theft Auto is one of the few games that went there would just attack everyone and be Petty
>>538538206>Banjo KazooieWell that's a collect-a-thon, so 100%ing would naturally entail gathering all the collectibles. The people who do it over and over are mostly speedrunners, who do it competitively. By your normalfag standards competition should be a noble pursuit, so I don't see the problem
>>538538650SHHHUUUTTT UUPPPP
dude.,. this picture is SO funny, I dont even get it
>>538537803All the people that made Rockstar fun and entertaining when it came to script and storytelling are gone
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>>538537877They had like a big army Jeep or something outside of the GameStop call of duty Black ops. If I recall correctly. That's another thing. Little fagot kids that like to make fun of older people that play video games will never fucking have these amazing release parties
>>538537169are you a stupid hillbilly retard? why did you download this, you can just make it again and not make it look like shit.Here: https://nanobanana.io/ give it a shot man, you look straight RETARDED
I understood pre-ordering back in like 2005 or whatever for halo 2 when it was only physical copies. What benefit is there now?
>>538529307I haven't played GTA since it was 2d
>>538529307Fuck no. Its just GTA 5 rehashed.
STOP SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT MUH GOYCATTLE WIGGERSLOP BREAD AND CIRCUS
>>538529307I had many chances to get gta5 for free and I didn't take any of them. They must pay me to play it.
>>538539839Based
Not up yet, must wait around a year for that
>>538539041>Little fagot kids that like to make fun of older people that play video games will never fucking have these amazing release parties.Smelly dumb Brocoli Head scum
>>538529307I usually wait for a game to be out for 1-2 yrs before getting it. That way I'll know if its worth it or not. GTA6 looks like homo cringe millenial shit
When rock start started depicting murderers, pimps and drug dealers as Black and Latinx folx, that is when I realized they were WOKE scumbags
>>538529307Yep the 100$ dollar digital version. Are you too poor?
>>538540269Its going to be politically correct. Redditors will try to gas light you and say GTA has always been queer and woke, but they are lying.
Why do I want to play as a nigger in a videogame?
>>538529307I did not and have no intention of buying it or any other video game.
>>538529307>>538529669Nobody's into GTA once they're old enough to drive.The whole point of the game is roleplaying as a grown up who can go places around town.
>>538540366$100 goy. Pay it up, what are you antisemetic?
>>538540870not everyone has a bland grandpa mentality like u do
why can't these rockstar faggots do a different city? this shit is just the same game over and over again. Modded San Andreas is GOATed anyway
>>538529307A copy anon?
