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>MI5 knew agent was misogynist 'obsessed' with violence, watchdog finds
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj9gggjekyjo
>Labour's defence plans branded a 'pantomime' as Keir Starmer heads to bruising Nato summit with Donald Trump
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15957401/Labours-defence-plans-branded-pantomime.html
>Labour mulls emergency law change to deport Rochdale grooming gang ringleader Shabir Ahmed
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2226119/labour-emergency-law-deport-rochdale-grooming-gang-ringleader-shabir-ahmed
>Fraudster George Cottrell seen at numerous Reform events despite ‘no formal role’ in party
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/jul/06/reform-uk-nigel-farage-george-cottrell
>Next chancellor must scrap student loans three-year threshold freeze, MPs say
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/student-loans-threshold-freeze-reeves-chancellor-treasury-b3009951.html
>Too hot to handle: how heatwaves are burning a hole in London’s economy
https://www.standard.co.uk/business/london-economy-cost-prepare-heatwave-b1288465.html
>Consultants in England vote in favour of NHS strike action
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-06/consultants-in-england-vote-in-favour-of-nhs-strike-action
>Nigel Farage under scrutiny over aide who wrote book on money-laundering
https://archive.ph/LYtXR
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Binface must win.
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the right is in total chaos - burnham will sweep an early election.
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which deranged loser is melting down the neet then?
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thousand year barmreich
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>>538531949
>the right
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>>538531949
The left are fucked. You think farage is a headache for the left? Lowe is a brain tumour ticking time bomb
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gobbo has got a crack habit cos his prison pals were lacing his free spliffs to get him hooked and bilk him for his pip
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>>538531980
Thousand year Bin collection
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IT'S OKAY TO JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE JEALOUS OF ME
YEAH, I HEARD YOU TALK ABOUT ME, THAT'S THE WORD ON THE STREET
YOU'RE OBSESSING, JUST CONFESS IT, PUT YOUR HANDS UP
IT'S OBVIOUS I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE

IT'S ALRIGHT TO JUST ADMIT THAT I'M THE FANTASY
YOU'RE OBSESSING, JUST CONFESS IT 'CAUSE IT'S OBVIOUS
I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE, I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE
I'M YOUR NUMBER ONE, YEAH
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Wye did he do it?
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>>538532111
mr 5% isn't a threat to anybody, especially when every other day he's having a boomer moment disavowing his base
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>>538532139
are andy will put the bins out
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>>538532199
avon got a clue
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2ykkX5P2 is the bumcorder known as Sosban
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>>538532222
When farage leaves reform do you think people will still vote for them?
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>>538531942
BMW
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>Just
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>>538532345
i dont believe he'll leave. he'll win this uncontested by-election, then when it come out he breached the rules and another one is triggered he'll probably win that one too under a narrative of lawfare trying to subvert democracy.
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>Ukrainian agent tries to kill a Ukrainian business man who did business with Russia
>Blows the legs of his wife
>Suspect gets named by police
>Gets executed with a bullet to the head by your glowie bosses to cover it all up
Yeah ... never work for the glowies
They're reddit moderators with guns

https://www.gbnews.com/news/world/monaco-bombing-ukrainian-woman-bomb-dead-kyiv
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>>538532199
he must have forgot the golden rule of swimming is to keep the water *outside* of your body
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>>538531949
aren't snap elections banned now?
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Prime minister simulator is quite good actually, think I'm qualified to talk on the subject of politicitics now
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>>538532453
bit sick of hearing about this case. Is there evidence or not? How can it be this complicated?
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>>538532565
no? why would they be?
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>>538532565
Only if leading party is likely to lose
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>>538532565
Johnson got rid of that rule about needing a Commons vote on it first
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>>538532737
ohhh i see
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>2026 Binface

Are you ready for Lord Crispindry?
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british nativism has been defeated
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>>538532865
Baron Trump
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>>538532199
Nappy hair absorbs water at a rate approx 6.89 faster and can hold up to 9 litres in its sponge like molecular structure-creating a substancial weight imbalance. This causes the head to be pulled down under the water rapidly, and racist tropes about their big lips acting like life vests creating bouyancy being unfortunately false leads to a false sense of security for any negroid aquatic perambulator
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I don't think Farage predicted the meme timeline he has created
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I bet yerbs plays prime minister sim
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what's binface's immigration policy
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>>538532865
Duke Nukem
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lmao
right so between 2011 and 2022, snap elections needed 67% or 50% of the commons, but now the PM can do it whenever
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>>538533111
Dover collections every day
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>>538533111
Into the bin
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>>538532199
>live on an island
>dont know how to swim
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>>538533061
everyone standing down has played this very well
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>>538533112
why does izzard model his female persona on denise welch?
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>>538533112
Mo Harris mod
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>>538533247
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>>538533112
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>>538532516
Did they at least gift wrap her for easy transport?
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>>538533247
so what happened with garage?
he standing down to cause a by election and delay the investigation but everyone else is standing down so he wins uncontested?
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>>538533369
looks like a quare
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>>538532424
Called em they just said
>oh you could bring it in and IF its reported stolen we can probably get it back to the owner
>nearest station is 1 hour walk from me
i really dont wanna go all the way there.
>>538531914
honestly im paranoid theyre gonna use google tracking and find me and get me in trouble, ill just hang onto it for now and see if they try to get it back somehow if not im just gonna throw it away. i dont want to get into any trouble and really i have no use for a new mobile phone, what am i gonna do with it, text my non-existant friends?
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reddit says we should just do the germany thing and make it illegal to complain about politicians, and also ban parties incompatible with our values
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>>538533247
>Farage gets caught with dodgy donos
>Tries to turn it into a defiant anti-establishment stand
>The establishment refuses to play along
>He now has to waste a couple of months campaigning solely against the Reddit comedian candidate
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>>538533379
>what happened with garage?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1sLhOcP8g4
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>>538533379
yes, the whole thing becomes a frace that reform are funding to the tune of a few hundred thousand, only for the ballot to be farage vs count binface - with a future second by-election on the cards at the conclusion of this investigation. total humiliation.
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>>538532158
banger
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>>538533369
Did they ever get to the bottom of this?
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>>538533247
Honestly all playing a blinder on this, I would not be surprised if Starmer, Lowe, Kemi & Davey were in a conference call and someone sent Polski a telegram
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>>538533571
suicide
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>>538533486
I can't stop laughing
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>>538533494
kek
what a frog
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>>538533494
Apparently Nigel can't even fund it even if he was being genuine
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>>538533442
>and also ban parties incompatible with our values
That's already de facto the case via equalities legislation tbf. Like the BNP getting taken to court under the Race Relations Act in the run up to the 2010 GE, completely scuppering their ability to campaign and forcing them to amend their constitution to allow wogs to join
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>>538533571
Yeah he shot himself twice in the back of the head and then locked himself inside the bag with a padlock
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>>538532120
Bogdan has got a crack habit ie. he keeps putting his fingers in his crack and fishing out "malteasers".
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>>538533571
>Did they ever get to the bottom of this?
Same as the clinton aide that hung himself from a tree, shot himself in the gut with a shotgun, then disposed of the gun before re-hanging himself in the tree. Suicide.
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inb4 spud muncher appears
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>>538532612
Is it free? I've always wanted a life sim game set in the Roman Republic you'd think AI would have one by now
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Binface is the de-facto Restore Britain candidate
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>>538533779
what a fuck up. imagine killing yourself multiple times in a row, I couldn't live with that.
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>>538531949
>OMG I hate Starmer!!!
>YAAY nu-Starmer, I can't wait for him to win bigly!!
Explain this?
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>>538533836
>spud muncher
what you don't eat potatoes? 16th century german ass peasant nigger
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>>538533670
oh nonononono....
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>>538533849
It's free to an extent but it cost £6 if you want to unlock extra stuff, I was enjoying it so I paid for it.
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>>538533486
>Then he loses to Binface
That would be perfect

Socrates when found guilty offered the punishment of being kept in the lap of luxury and given free meals as punishment.
The jury voted for death with a greater majority than the guilty vote.
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>>538533916
No, I do. I'm Irish, too. I'm waiting for a fellow paddy to appear. He said he would and I thought It would be cool if he posted just after
I literally grow potatoes in my garden. Can you say the same, britcuck?
Thought so
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>>538533871
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>>538533862
>what a fuck up. imagine killing yourself multiple times in a row, I couldn't live with that.
Probably died of shame.
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>>538533980
What can you do on it? Closest game I can think to this is The Political Process set in the US you can be school board, mayor, council, state congress, US congress, president, all sorts good genre of game
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>>538533763
i am all for bullying boggy but this has to be the most infantile and utterly terrible attempt at humor or insult i have ever witnessed in this general. You should be fucking ashamed you dared to hit post.
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>>538534035
>Can you say the same,
yes I grow my own potatoes, tomatoes. carrots, cucumbers etc.
Fucking lettuce and broccoli has bolted due to the sun though. Cunts.
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>>538533871
See >>538532320
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>>538533247
They all knew they would lose, obviously
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>>538533670
That's probably why he offered.
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>>538534101
Bogdan wees in a fanta bottle so he can drink it on the bus.
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>>538533871
BuDY
Oo
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>>538534155
little more to it than that
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>>538534155
Yeah. So instead of pissing away time and money on a campaign just to let Farage beat them, they're going to ignore him and denying him the PR
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>>538534130
Based gardenfren
>Fucking lettuce and broccoli has bolted due to the sun though
I have cabbage in and one of them appears to be a broccoli somehow. I don't even know how that happened
What spuds you got in? I've Arran Victory, pinks and maris pipers growing this year
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a new contender enters the chat
will he take votes from farage or binface?
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>>538534369
He won't get any votes, he is thoroughly unlikable
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>>538534369
who's he?
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>>538534369
oh my God what a low iq cringe lord loser. cant he see the PR win that a farage binface only ballot would be?
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Looking forward to the Starmer by-election for the Lord Ali gifts and the Rayner and Polanski by-elections for tax evasion, wonder why they are taking so long though?
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how do I make a friend in this godawful gloomy ass country
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Let's just imagine for a second that 9/11 really happened at the hands of Al-Qaeda. They achieved the greatest terrorist attack of all time, but not for the reasons you think. The plan, the attack, it's whatever. Nobody even knows why Bin Laden did it other than
>dem fuckin goat fuckers
>mad because they can't eat bacon chezburger and hab freedom
BUT, nobody apart from your true goyim believe Bin Laden did it. Better yet, they all believe the government had a hand in it. The true achievement of 9/11 wasn't the image, it wasn't anything to do with economics, it wasn't conspiracy theorists showing CGI planes and knowing the "truth". The true achievement was a total loss of faith in the American government, and a belief that they are willing to destroy their own country and blame foreigners for it.

Whoever did it, they created total demoralisation of your average American who in the past would've been total patriots who believed America is truly this bastion of freedom, democracy and equality. That was the day America began to truly rot, but it was already dead. Whether it was the government, that Jewish billionaire who owned the buildings, Mossad, they seriously fucked up. It set up a culture of hostility and distrust of the government.

>TL;DR FUCK OFF
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Greens are out
It's Farage vs Binface (and Laurence fucking Fox)
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>>538534440
Him off of Lewis
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>>538534085
You can choose an existing party, not create your own though, choose your cabinet, call an election, make trade deals and select stuff you want to enact and have a vote on it in the commons amongst other things. You can only be prime minister though.
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>>538534454
you cannot
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>>538534454
Sure what do you want friends for anyways? All they would do is annoy you to go bowling every now and then or some stupid shit
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>>538534473
there will be a spate of retards joining in now. Probably that dipshit carl benjamin will have a go too
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>>538534497
wassat?
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All Restore Britain members should do their duty and go out and canvass for Binface
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>>538534452
reads like a boomer facebook post.
>imagine if the roles were reversed!
Starmer has will to power so he doesnt care and will continue marching on.
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>>538534601
surely monster raving looney as well?
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>>538534359
>I have cabbage in and one of them appears to be a broccoli somehow
they're literally the same plant m8
>what spuds
some red ones.
the others idk literally just took the sprouting ones from the cupboard and planted the buggers Maris piper I assume.
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>>538534273
>denying him the PR
How? He is literally going to win a by-election and become an MP again lmao
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>>538534613
The Morse spinoff. Fox was the sidekick
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>>538534574
I walk around town and see a shit ton of people of all ages walking in paisley, groups, socialising.

I want that, even just 1 friend I'd be happy with
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>>538534665
get that beanface guy back out of retirement as well
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>>538533487
more of a smooth man myself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI1zWp-rtvQ
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>>538534714
sorry mate, grown men don't have friends, you just have guys you share bants with over technical endeavors and such like
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>>538534690
>win a by-election
'Win' against no one? For the seat he already had? All just so he can stall for time in an investigation into his finances?
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>>538534632
Leftycuck FUMING hahahaha
>imagine if the roles were reversed!
We don't have to imagine, they were all literally caught being corrupt, or didn't your beloved Guardian mention any of that?
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>>538534693
oh he's from tv
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>>538534448
His arrogance blinds him
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>>538534516
Sounds like kino I'm getting it gonna be on it all night and skip work tomorrow just kidding I don't have a job
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>>538534083
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>>538534810
do not (you) me again.
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hate when you go for a shite but the poo doesn't come all the way out and just hangs there in poo purgatory and no matter how hard you push and you just have to sit there and hope gravity does the rest but it doesnt so eventually you have to go for the wipe but end up smearing poo all over your arse cheeks
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>>538534888
Use water to moisten it up and then paper to wipe
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>>538534888
use a sock
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>>538534950
how would i apply water without it shitty water running down my legs and all over the place
im not some third world savage
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>>538534601
He is pro Binface
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>>538534888
Use an old fat man's erect cock to stretch you out before needing to poo
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>>538534803
It's a by-election, he'll win it
He's currently not an MP but he will become one when he wins
He can say he has been elected to parliament twice
Good PR all round really
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>>538534888
Always wash up after a jobby
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>>538534888
order up a dubai slag to orally withdraw it
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>>538534714
Work? Sports? Hobbies? Politics? Church? Education? You should be able to find a mate through one of those avenues.

>>538534872
kek saved
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>>538534888
its called a turd cutter for a reason, or are you all loose from the bumming?
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>>538534993
You don't pour half a bottle on there retard, use your hands and wash your hands after, if you are having messy shits like that more often you might want to check out a GP
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>>538535022
>It's a by-election, he'll win it
well yes, given that nobody is running against him
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>>538534888
wetwipes
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>>538534680
>they're literally the same plant m8
well essentially, yes. But one is selected into being a cabbage. It's not supposed to grow into a broccoli. Probably just a bad seed from the packet. I'll let him grow anyways
>some red ones
roosters I assume. If you want a REAL spud, a good flowery spud, grow some queens or arran victory or shetland blacks. The best in my opinion
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>>538534781
no, we do all have friends - its just you who doesn't :^)
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>do not (you) me again.
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>>538534454
frequent pubs i guess
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>>538535052
i dont like letting my anus cut the turds because thats when it gets messy and you end up doing endless wipes
you sound like an absolute wrongun i bet you wipe standing up aswell
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>>538535067
EZED PZED
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>>538535152
get in the shower and fire it up your arse lad
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>>538535022
>he'll win it
Yeah, and by refusing to field candidates against him, it turns it from him battling the competition and defeating them, to simply winning by default
>He's currently not an MP but he will become one
He was an MP until like 3pm this afternoon, again this is just an awful lot of effort to get back to where things were on 06/07/'26
And of course, that this is all happening because he wants to get ahead of some alleged financial impropriety. Which just comes right back up as soon as he's been reinvested, and the Committee for Standards reopens the investigation
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>>538535152
>i dont like letting my anus cut the turds
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>>538535245
>lifeguard
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>>538534714
I find that it's quite hard unless you meet them in a friendly way. Like work friends aren't your real friends. Politics and church is honestly your best option. Especially politics. But then, you do have the issue of you having to be forever in political talks and at risk of some sort of expose. I made good friends in college but if I hadn't I would've just joined PA or Homeland or something.
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im so glad burnham will be taking the reigns soon and ending this political theater.
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>>538534454
It's difficult as an adult desu. I made what I would consider a friend (i.e. hanging out outside of the hobby) doing BJJ, that was after going regularly for three years lol. Then I had to move away, so that fucked that one.

All my childhood friends I've drifted apart from. One of them got a good job / gf - never heard from him again. One, broke up with his gf who he'd been with for like ten years, tried to support him - offered to meet up and whatnot - never heard from him again.

Many such cases.
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>>538535281
beat me too it
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>>538534714
I haven't had a friend since I was 11. I've the aspergers. Could never make friends. And I've become accustomed to it and can't even imagine having a friend now. It sounds like a lot of maintainence and effort to keep one. You have to put on a face for them to make them feel comfortable, and spend time with them so you don't "drift apart" or what ever, and make compromises for them and so on and so. It just sounds like a big chore just to have the option to shoot the shit with another dude. If I am going to put in that much effort sure I might as well call them my boyfriend fuck them too
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>>538535337
I hope Starmer digs his heels in and turns it into a proper leadership contest. Drag the whole fucking lot of them down with you, Keith!
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10p Freddos
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>>538535355
not even joking at this point
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>>538535299
>and at risk of some sort of expose
Yeah, that's the issue - I'd been paranoid they're a glowie and/or I'll be on the next HNH newsletter and lose my jerb.
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>>538535391
based mse scrimper
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>>538535361
>If I am going to put in that much effort sure I might as well call them my boyfriend fuck them too
Kek
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>>538535361
You can make friends on Grindr, pain in the ass though
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>>538535375
he's already surrendered. now is the age of the bee
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>>538535519
kekked
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>>538535345
>>538535299

It's so fucking odd. What is wrong with everyone? Englishmen never used to be like this.
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>>538535216
The establishment are clearly trying to stitch him up so he is asking the public if they are buying the establishment's bullshit
If they aren't, he will win the by-election. Simple as
Funny that they are doing this when Starmer, Rayner and Polanski have all been caught with financial impropriety in the last year
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>>538535216
He has had to duck out of the media though recently because of this. If he wins he can say the people know about the money they re-elected me get over it. So the issue can't be used to shut him down anymore. They could force him to sit another by election again but that would be pointless.
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>farage is doing battle against the establishment
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>>538535753
>If he wins he can say the people know about the money they re-elected me get over it.
>House suspends him anyway and a recall is triggered
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>>538535650
>Funny that they are doing this when Starmer, Rayner and Polanski have all been caught with financial impropriety in the last year
Starmer got around it because the dodgy gifts were to his wife rather than himself, but Rayner got done for breaking parliamentary standards and was forced to resign from the cabinet. She's backing Burnham now, probably hoping he'll give her a new post
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tommy formerly twitter for new deform leader
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>hurrr durrrr Restore is going to steal Clacton!!!!
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>>538535337
agreed.
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>>538536224
They can do it, they just need to deploy the Heavy
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>>538536290
>they just need to deploy the Heavy
I read that as Harvey at first.
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>>538536290
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>>538536344
Finally, a man who'll make the trains run on time
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>>538536402
why build hs2 when you can have a train that is 10 miles long?
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Harvey deployed, Putin shocked
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>>538532345
If Farage leaves Reform, Restore will dissolve into the Tories, having served its purpose.

Half the people on X currently blowing smoke up Lowe’s arse will vote for Olukemi when a snap election is called. The country’s full of mongs who, at the end of the day, just want to have a quiet life and vote for the same party they’ve always supported in every election since they were 18, which is the same party their parents and grandparents always voted for. As long as they have their beer and footie, they’re happy.

If the country is indeed stupid enough to commit national suicide and elect the Tories under their current leader, then I think it might be the final push I need to get out of here. Was already thinking of emigrating, but that would be the ultimate blackpill as far as I’m concerned.
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>>538534888
>12 years old
>at school
>have an assistant that follows me around all day every day cus spergism
>it's break time
>really need a shit
>go to toilet
>it's just a single toilet room by the main hall
>assistant follows me and stands right outside the door
>trying to shit for ages but nothing comes out
>assistant keeps asking if im alright while im trying to shit
>have to confirm constantly that im alright
>finnally, something is coming out
>it's a big one
>takes all my effort to squeeze it to my exit
>NNNNNNGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHEERRRRRR!!!!!!
>it's fucking stuck
>squeeze like I never had done before
>"eehhmm anon are you ok???? you've been in there for over 15 minutes, you have to go to cla-"
>"YEEESSS IM OK"
>I'm not ok
>20 minutes in
>"anon do you need help?!"
>"GO AWAY STOP ANOYING ME"
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>my arse is being stretched out by a big ball of shit
>wonder if i'm going to need a doctor after this
>"anon lets go now, you've been in there long eno-
>"GO AWAY WHY LEAVE ME TO SHITE IN PEACE"
>she brings the vice principle over as he was passing by
>he starts knocking on the door
>"Anon you need to come out right now!"
>I'm giving birth to an indian while being nagged and pestered
>eventually somehow manage
>it drops with a thud
>toilet isn't flushing
>just leave it there
>"what took you so long? are you ok????"
>just say "yeah" and head to class

THE worst shit I ever shat in my life
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Why are young Welshmen stabbing teachers in the head?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyx94y8we1o
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>>538536494
Thinking the same in the medium term desu - but who knows. Need to get my Irish passport first, which involves marrying the misses.

Where would you move?
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>>538535007
Isn't that a bit... gay?
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>>538536604
>She said it was "unusual" for him to come to her classroom to clarify work and that he was a "low work ability child"
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gosh darn I am woke af rn
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>>538536290
He's a big lad. I bet he eats big din dins.
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>>538534888
This hasn't happened to me in years. Your diet must be shit.
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>>538536645
>"low work ability child"
add it to the list
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Jess Gill is my favourite nationalist e-girl.
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>>538535299
>Like work friends aren't your real friends.
aye maybe if you work in an office full of cunts

i've just come back from a weekend in prague with my 2 best mates who i met through work
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>>538535617
>It's so fucking odd. What is wrong with everyone? Englishmen never used to be like this.
It's other people. Everyone's just mega odd nowadays. Think it's because you grow up on the iPad innit, so when you should be subconsciously learning from human interaction, and learning from your mum how to be a true gentleman or whatever, you're instead learning about the Jews, rawmilk and transgenderism.

So all the norms aren't so normal anymore.
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>>538536651
Have you started saying cockwomble?
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>>538536703
That's a man
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>>538536703
clarse
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>>538536703
she ought to be bred by Josh
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just saw a chemtrael
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>>538536800
Give your head a wobble.
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Carl Benjamin is a 25% negro dravidian and looking at his dyed hair, swarthy admixture and soulless negroid bug eyes fills me with disgust. He isn't white and must be one of Lowe's meme millions must go.
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>>538536703
All right wing females are disgusting whores. Unironically they have higher body counts than art hoes and are grifting deluded simps (who are usually right wing religious types)
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>>538536903
He's not as smart as he thinks he is, too. I never liked him
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>>538536595
kek'd
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I thought bongs aren't allowed to post this way https://x.com/CountBinface/status/2074488375499735505
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>>538535100
sounds like you have mutant broccoli, highly dangerous, if it spawns all hope is lost, literal doomsday scenario, it may already be too late
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If there's a Mr bean reboot Harvey should play bean
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Let me sleep so my teeth won't grind
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>>538536950
He's a midwit who preaches to young people about dating and how men are equally to blame for the dating market just as much as women meanwhile he's an unironic step dad and a mutt. I hate him and wish him the worst.
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>>538536353
It's amazing how the overton window has shifted over the last 10 years.
10 years ago these guys were "le edgy nazi fascists".
Now they're seen as normies
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>>538536957
I heil him
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>>538537079
Grown men shouldn't be gossiping about other men, especially eceleb cringe. Think bigger.
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>>538537016
Wes Streeting would be a good choice
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real mossad hours
refill your popcorn
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>>538537126
Rupert Lowe is a civnat centre-right ex-tory banker thatcherite normie
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>>538537126
consistently seen as twats tho
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If you say Mossad a certain way, it sounds like sausage.
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>>538535650
>Funny that they are doing this when Starmer, Rayner and Polanski have all been caught with financial impropriety in the last year
If you want to challenge the Labour/Tory old guard, you’d better be squeaky clean. It was always going to end like this for Farage. Most of the country’s press supports the Conservatives, and they’re not going to let a Party that’s been around for hundreds of years get usurped by Reform. The next election would be existential for them on current polling - they wouldn’t even be the official opposition. That’s why Farage has to be taken down now, before Burnham gets in and calls one early.

And if they hadn’t got him on his finances, it would’ve been something else. Leaked medical records, maybe.
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>>538534888
Get yourself a bidet toilet seat. All pooing-related problems - SOLVED.
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i mean no disrespect but have you
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>>538537079
>unironic step dad
Kek - ohnonononono.
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>>538537275
>>538537079
he's cute
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Mossausage
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Whenever I bake jews in the oven they come out burned. Fed up.
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just varped
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Clacton is going to be epic
Nigel Farage vs Count Binface vs Carl Benjamin of Restore

That clash of titans
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>>538537179
You gonna post the Brexit trannies again?
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>>538537149
It's discussing a public figure. If you want to defend raising another man's child and drinking another man's seed from your wife's pussy then please go ahead.
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>>538537179
that's a lot of words to say when you could just say boomer
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Cooking with Chef Hitler
Weekdays at 19:39am on Network 88
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>>538537453
>19:39am
wtf?
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>>538537232
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>>538537255
mad that the bumcorder logs showed sosban begging to be a bame's bidet
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lw1MrMHQ9o

am not allowed to type what i really think laaaaa
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You'll never see Yerbury raising another man's kids and you'll never see Yerbury's son marrying a pretty Libyan girl either. Yerbury's Mrs has the tightest pussy in the country and the most loyal, his penis is the only penis that has been near or within her vagina, the most beautiful and tastiest in the nation.
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>>538537512
jewpert jewlowe
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>>538537318
Never seen this guy outside of the chair. He looks like Trump's arse licker.
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where my nigga BATTLESEER at
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>>538537644
new fag hasnt seen him with his arse out on the sofa
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>>538537512
Now THAT is a man I will vote for.
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>>538537659
probably seething in /pig/
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>>538536604
bogged
also, what a shithole
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>>538537659
is he using the battleseer name again?
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>>538537703
>his arse out on the sofa
I haven't seen it, but that still isn't disproving my statement. You got the photo though?
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Just made this clarse haggis soup. What do you lads think?
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>>538531942
>suspiciously wealthy establishment "comedian" who, just so happens, to have funding and the support network to stand anywhere in the UK that a famous "right wing" figure is standing
>every time
>even when doing so incurs thousands in fees for not meeting the minimum vote requirements
Hell yeah! Stick it to the establishment little guy with the full support of the faceless establishment! Fucking mong
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>>538537703
that wasn't a picture of him
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>>538537882
Smells like cunt
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might become a UN-funded drill rapper called "yung carbon footprint" ngl
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>>538537860
of course.
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>>538537915
Yes it was you
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>>538538014
He’s got my vote
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>>538538044
you have an eye for detail
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Can Sargon and the Lotus Eaters disarm picrel with their superior intellectual prowess?
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>>538536290
Restore, red labour and blue labour are not standing because after the expenses investigation farage will have to resign again and stand again. This is one of the most retarded grifter stunts ever attempted and im pretty sure it will work as the average brit is a brain dead spastic and/or indian
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Jess Gill looking peng
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jews have betrayed Britain once again
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>>538537016
price?
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>>538536957
He is on the BBCs payroll so its fine. The BBC is operated entirely by labour activists and has been since Blair made sure his friends all got jobs as directors.
You shit brain kids really dont know a damn thing about UK politics.
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>>538536758
Homosocial males are sad. This decaying isle is full of them.
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https://xcancel.com/RusGarbageHuman/status/2034733337508483512
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>>538538538
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I love fucking black women in sheffield and watching my cum dribble out of them.
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>>538539097
Corr nothing like the contrast of white spaff on a black larse
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>>538539097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYiIeXcH7lw
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it's like watching footage from an alternate dimension
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kw8xjagiRao
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>>538536703
Nice septum ring. What's the theory again?
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>>538539097
better than indians at least mate
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>>538538014
Cheers. Think I actually mentally blocked that one out desu.
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>>538539843
>What's the theory again?
I dont know ask Jess Gill
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>>538541032
You can fuck her but she has to shit in your mouth after you cum, do you yield?
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>>538541184
jew detected
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>>538541184
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>restorefaggots unironically le binface redditposting in 2026
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>>538541032
Least she oiled the dress. My ex bought one and put it on without oil cause we didnt know and it looked like an inner tube off a bike lmfao
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>>538541393
I absolutely hate women and I dont know if I will ever have a family now. Im 45 and have a real disdain for women and society in general now. Never used to be like this, I was a good goy.
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>>538540468
>shagging niggers is better than shagging Caucasians
Your brain is broken.
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experimente

sowilo deliria
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3 off
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>>538544909
>>538544909
>>538544909
New when ready and people are wakey.
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b
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>>538542401
>rent free
restore are not standing. they will when farage is forced to resign for real real not play play



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