Im homeless, i have gone to spend the night at the bus station.A woman offers me a ppace to stay for the night, I accept and go to her home with her.She wants to go and get some fags and beers from the shop before it closes at 11 so I leave my bag at hers and go with her.After getting fags & beers, she sits on the street corner with a load of foreigners, after 2 hours of waiting I tell her I want to go to sleep, i need my bag.She refuses to leave and starts insulting me and calling me a woman bullyer saying she gonna cut me with a machete.Call 999.1hour and 40 minutes later, 7 police cars have past me and a police car still hasn't been dispatched to help me get my bag back.I've been stood here for nearly 4 hours now. The police are shit. Its nearly 3 am, and i have a date for the first time in over 5 years at 9 am.FML please kill me
I left my temporary accommodation when the landlord became belligerent, when i told him I found the air freshener and curtains loops on the ground.Illegal entry into my room, due to the state of the room when I arrived, I was not going to stay with a belligerent landlord.Look at the mattress they gave me
Look at all the shit on the bed!
>>538543069Call them back and tell them you're a migrant and she is discriminating against you. Also, who makes a date at 9 in the morning?
>>538543069here in America if I kick out some bum he can legally break into my house to get his stuff back, so I damn well make sure I leave it all outside in a safe and secure place.
>>538543069I am very sorry to hear anon. I know how bad homelessness is. Unfortunetly there is nothing I can do to help. I shit you not in Canada you identifying at transgender does help you get gibs and it allows you to get a bed at some womans shelters (those are equally as bad). Are you young? Might be some youth shelters. You seem not street smart enough if you ever trust that a stranger would just help you out like that. There is almost always a catch. You do keep a weapon on you at all times right?
>>538543069Hey, at least you aren't speaking German.
>>538543069You're homeless and you have a date?
>>538543448>and i have a date for the first time in over 5 years at 9 amJust read this. Are you sure it is even a good idea in your situation? I understand, but the fact is if you are homeless every second of the day should be focused on getting out of it. You seem gulible on the streets by what you said with the the crazy woman. Anon. Trust me. You must focus every second on survival. I almost ended up on the streets myself. You will have to make due with lies and the lowest of human behavior. It will cost a piece of the soul but keep your body safe.
>>538543069FAKE AND GAY YOU WORHTLESS CUNT
>>538543069I'm heading to bed but I know you will be reading this. The streets are going to fucking eat you alive unless you smarten and toughen up. What you just described should not have happened to anyone with a drop of street smarts. You do realize you are in physical danger on the street and nobody is coming to help you right? List of mistakes1. Handing over the bag (lmao)2. Agreeing to sleep at her place (too nice to offer with no catch)3. Calling the cops. Are you a neo kid or something? Did you actually think that would do anything? You are a homeless man, aka no part of society, aka the cops beat you not help you. Whatever problems you have, only you solve them, no help.4. This would have been far worse if she did not change her mind about staying at her place (or she was homeless herself and wanted to just take your bag)You aint made for the streets
worst country in the world
>>538543069>Homeless>Also stupid Don't leave your shit when it's all you have
>>538543600>every second of the day should be focused on getting out of ityes, by shacking up with some working broad
>>538543069Get your bag back you fucking ape
>>538543225One person has to get a 3 hour train journey so I want to make sure they're fed and watered before hand.Then after I have a date with someone after they've completed the school run.
>>538544067You are very delusional if you think that the first woman you get a date with in 5 years is going to eventually just let your stay at her place. There is a chance you might make it work. Fact is there is a very low chance of success. Think, what woman wants your in your current state, let alone leech off her. You are fucking crazy if you actually plan on this working. If its a crazy bitch thats into bums, and you do somehow pull it off dont expect it to be permanent or stable. >every second of the day should be focused on getting out of itBy doing literally anything at any cost to aquire resources, most importantly cash and a source income. Abandon whatever your previous life taught you about being nice. Start stealing, lying, cheating. You will NEVER stop being poor on this earth without it. LPT: A big lie is better than a small lie, apply this on your resume.
>>538544174>the school rungood god
>>538543192>>538543222You're a retard. Jam the door shut at the hinge. You're not homeless, I'm homeless. I have been homeless nigh-on five years.
>>538543501A date? Ha, 2 dates.My house was no longer a home and I went crazy and became homeless because no bitchs
>>538543069you're homeless bro you don't have to put up with shit like a normie, throw a rock through her window, get your crack bag and smear poop on her walls to teach her not to mess with someone unlanded and untrackable
>>538544260>I have been homeless nigh-on five years.If im sleeping at a bus station, im homeless
>>538544266This isn't a race to the bottom, im flexing on all the other homeless by being a pimp.
>>538544349you clearly should kill yourself
>>538544239>first woman you get a date with in 5 years is going to eventually just let your stay at her placeImmediately. Happens all the time among the dregs of society. Career convicts are masters at it
>>538544370Not while I have a date to give me hope in my heart...
>>538544349you aren't an individual anymore, nobody would know/care that YOU did it they'd just say some homeless guy did and it would be appropriatebeing a hobo is like being anon, we are all the same person to the world
>>538544378Im not dating the crazy theif, shes too old to have babies.... and she's crazy, I don't even want to stick my dick in that.
>>538544174How old are you, or your date?>>538544265With enough woman your try our your leeching plan might eventually work. But fuck you why don't say anything about even trying to get a job?>>538544265Mental illness or drugs or both? But yeah, you should have used violence to get that bag back when you did have the chance. You do NOT have societies protection. You are, under, above, and outside the law. At this point its too late probably. >>538544378This one does not seem to good with the streets so i doubt he will be good at it. But then again, his plan does seem to be working. To be fair, in his situation id also do it if i could. People get desperate.
>>538544293You're retarded normie homeless. Find a low wall or off-street alley and go the fuck to sleep, you worthless public nuisance.
>>538544429I would love yo smash in the Irish bitches place, shes only been here for 4 years, but thats not the way civil people behave.
>>538544461No, the date girl. Eat her food and sleep on her couch. Hook her on drugs if you can.
im homeless since 2017and hadnt had a date in what 15 yearshopefully this changes in literal 2 weeks (got a letter from the housing agency)see if i care LOL
>>538544476>People get desperate.Sometimes it just takes a place to clean, feed up. An address to put on a job app. Greasy love is a motivator too
>>53854447637 dates are 34 & 36A job is useless without a woman to give my money too.Mentally ill, I've been trying to read the talmud to remedy prophetic madness, since jesus & buddha suck
>>538544545Brah, that's cringe.Do I look like a chav?
>>538543069you are being gang stalked the hive mind did it all
>>538544575I had a house all to myself, the fact I couldn't find a woman to share it with me, or even find a woman to go on a date with me is the whole reason I said fml and went crazy
>>538544667>Do I look like a chav?Don't they usually have a car to sleep in? Usually a turbo 4?
>>538544686>gang stalkedIm scared im going to get stabbed.
>>538543069"Trust no one" learned day one eh?
>>538544720Nah they all have all the social housing because they've had a 20 year headstart at getting a council house.
>>538544769>"Trust no one"Then how do you love?
>>538544613>talmud to remedy prophetic madnessNGMI
Its now been 2 hours and 30 minutes since I've called the police... still no response.Quality service.
>>538544612True, hoping thats what he's going for.>>538544613I guess "school run" means picking or dropping the kids off at your place, not a high schooler going for a run. A job is not useless to you without a woman. A job gives you the resource to live a like a human being not a homeless bum outside of society. I am guessing you probably ended up like this because of your mental illness. Are you able to hold a job or do your mental health issues prevent you? It seems this is your first time being out on the streets so whatever happened must have been recent. Fact is nobody on the street care you a mentally ill, You are going to get fucked up all the same if not worse because of it. I am far younger than you but have come very very close to sleeping on the street ( i had a bed in a shelter) and I can tell you, you will not survive like this. Reality is about to hit you like a trainwreck.
>>538544775weird system. I didn't know there was a waiting list I guess.
>>538544852Did you tell them you're jewish?
>>538544834Taanit chalom & hatavat chalom seem useful, having to learn wtf tshuvah meansI was also made aware of she'elat but thats not what I was looking for.Blame the jews all you want, they were pretty smort.
A modern Dicksmonian tale
>>538544866>Are you able to hold a job or do your mental health issues prevent youI can hold a job but I lose all drive/will and want a woman to enforce that drive.The job market and use of AI is horrible, I can hardly focus to read a book let alone focus on getting a job atm.One of them gave me a book to read, I've used it more as an idol since it reminds me of her, but i also focus on reading it for her.
>>538544899Im a deist, im just stealing all their homework.
if you really left your backpack at her place you deserve to be homeless and backpackless because you're a fucking idiot. lol. fuck you, retard. hahahahahaha. i piss on stupid garbage like you muddying dirtying up the streets and corrupting the gene pool with your stupid. it's too bad it's summer and you can't just freeze outside right now. if you were here that's what would happen to your stupid ass in the winter.
>>538544993The hallmark of a Dicksonian tale is the "ontological breakdown," where the boundary between the authentic human experience and the simulated or manufactured reality dissolves.Are you able to give an example, we had the cautionary Canterbury tales, but i dont think its anything like that.
>>538545294settle down, goop ching
>>538543069You're literally homeless just rape her and get you free housing in prison.
>>538545294>i piss on stupid garbage like you muddying dirtying up the streets and corrupting the gene pool with your stupidClassic, you know i had an african woman come up to me and say; im a disgrace to white people, i am too handsome and well dressed to be homeless.My posh accent also challenges conceptions of the homeless.
>>538543069Where are you, lad?
>>538545349The similar-sounding term Dickensian refers to the squalid, poverty-stricken conditions and grotesquely comic characters associated with the English author Charles Dickens.was my meaning
>>538545148So your life only functions with a woman in it? Is this really it? You cant do it because you dont have a woman? I was 17 when I almost ended up on the actual street and turned 18 in the shelter I lived in. The only reason I did not end on the streets like you was because I by pure cosmic luck managed to land a barely legal asbestos abatement job, slave labourer, thus i bounced around slave labour and unemployment for 3 years until I finally landed my semi stable job where ive been for 11 months now. I spent most of the time past the shelter living in various immigrant filled houses renting rooms there while wage slaving to save every penny i could. It has only been 5 months since i started living alone in a basement suite. In 3 years of saving every fucking penny like a kike and denying myself pretty much all gratification that involves money i went from celebrating my birthday in a fucking youth shelter to being better off than 90 percent of people my age where i live. I have a car paid in cash, savings, physical assets, a roof, security, cloths, agency, etc. All that without a woman in my life. Why are you a grown man not able to get your shit together. The world does not care that you are mentally ill and crazy. You need to get your shit together because nobody else can do it for you.
>>538545427East Anglia, i shouldn't say more.3 hours now, wtf are they doing.
>>538543069Mate, tell me how to send you some money and I will send you enough to get you a room and some food...
>>538545523>3 hours now, wtf are they doing.Oh boy. You don't actually think that they are going to be getting the bag back do you?
>>538545544And then you suck him into your vortex? Fuck that, if it was me. He has a date
>>538545544He had a room, he left it because it wasn't to his standards
>>538545523go get your bag, using force
>>538545615I am a Christian. You can make fun all you want. I feel compelled to help if I can. I am in a position where I can... I know Christcucks btfo, whatever, blah blah.>>538545627He'd get worse problems if he woke up to rats fucking his ear holes or getting raped by some nigger.
>>538545460>So your life only functions with a woman in it?I dont want to live on my own any longer.Emphasise on not wanting to life, so yes my life revolves around find a partner atm.>You need to get your shit together because nobody else can do it for you.I will happily pull all my shit together when I find a woman, but atm money is some what meaningless without a woman to spend it on because I dont like myself so I dont want to waste money on him.If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound? I need a witness
youre an imbecile mate
>>538545544I appreciate the gesture, but I want a woman! Money is not the answer.
>>538545725>I am a ChristianGood for you. Me too, by default. Have at it. I'm curious to see it play out. This and live war porn is all I got
>>538544293Loooooooooooooooool
>>538545813Women like money, so... a conundrum
>>538544349Nah some other guy years ago had you beat, he walked across America and lost his virginity to some horny chick who randomly invited him in.
>>538545544This mate can fend for him self. As the other anon said. He had a room, a shithole but a roof, he is in even worse danger now due to his choices. He is capable of getting women to accept dates and he has a good plan on getting a place to live from them. He is definitely more capable than you think. The problem with him is in his head, this man cannot live as a human being unless he has a soulmate, and you can't remedy it like that. He needs an actual physiologist, therapist, etc. Anon please. I myself don't mind sending him a couple bucks but don't throw that much money when it will go to no good. There are many charities that will make good use of it. I have seen this in real life, believe me anon, it doesn't help and it hurts your soul when you see it fail.
>>538545725>jews are the enemy of all men>so we should destroy their books, make them flee their lands, ban their religion, disarm them and..>NOOOO>you should protect every aspect of jewish culture and only allow judaism in your borders everything else is demonic and pagan>also Israel has to survive and enslave the entire world>it's the only way Jewsus can come back and give us heaven>the bible says it's gods planesau gambit victim lmao
>>538544613Ahh. My mistake you should definitely kill yourself then
>>538545813You are nuttier than squirrel shit, aren't you? Listen, get some food in you and stop doing drugs. Pussy will ruin your life worse than heroin. Ask me how I know.I'll be lurking for a bit longer if you change your mind and will bookmark the thread in case it 404s.
>>538545523Lol nobody’s getting your bag back but you you talmud reading chicken shit
>>538545725I have a problem with christ.Alot of women gave me food and told me how jesus loves me, but no one wants to go on a date with me and say how they love me...No child was ever conceived with the love of christ, nor do we marry for the love of christ
>>538545739Bro be stronger your exemplifying codependent symptoms of being a pussy ass nigger faggit jew sucker, be my bumble bee I'll be your glass of wine, ooo Cherie go get a French prostitute with hairy pussy and less will to live then you also go break into the royal palace naked, start doing heroin, learn to love yourself baby honey
>>538545928Pay the girl to give him his bag back, or the police to show up
>>538545881She was going on about how deeply catholic she was, so no sex before marriage, I thought it would be safe but shes just an Irish gobshat, I've seen Muslims more catholic than her.
>>538545813I have no words. you are every crazier than i thought. I mean just holy shit. Are you sure you wont even take a couple bucks to get a proper meal or something?>>538545928This about sums up my thoughts.
>>538546003>no one wants to go on a date with meWould you? Listen to yourself. Women have this period in their lives when they are useless and vulnerable. We call it "pregnancy". They need someone reliable to take care of them during that period. You aren't a real prospect because you don't display the traits of someone who is capable of taking care of them. Get saved. If you want to go do whatever afterwards, have at it, but get saved. And get better. The offer stands. Room and food. Just tell me how.
>>538545928>You are nuttier than squirrel shit,You understand i am crazy now, yeah?I haven't done drugs in quite a while, one of the dates dont like druggies so I only smoke tobacco and drink, I usually only have 3 beers when I go out, not that big a drinker.
>>538545148>a homeless spastic loser>can still get dates
>>538546173What this anon said. That, and ill chip in a 20 to help you save up for a prostitute or something.
>>538546081"If you’re doing business with a religious son of a bitch, get it in writing. His word isn’t worth shit, not with the good Lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal."
>>538546173I thought we already established but me being homeless and centring my life around pleasing woman has gotten me more dates than when I had a house and a well paying job.How does that work?
>>538546015>your exemplifying codependent symptomsAm I mentioned to promote independent living? Why would I want a partner for independent living you freaking tool!That's why I've got a date woth your babies mother and you dont!
>>538546340I genuinely don't know mate. Would you bring a life into this world with any of your potential partners? Or are they a bit fucked up? It is up to you really. It all is up to you. We are just spectators in this captivating sideshow.
>>538546270So many fake religious people.A lot of them love the pentecostals because of all the singing and dancing.Why do woman love black stuff so much? From nigger music to nigger religion.
>>538546468I would like to father a child with them, but they would cost £3000 to get their tubes untied.
>>538546552>pentecostalsThey have them there? I was one, and it was insane stupid. I've never known a girl that liked nigger culture. But I'm older. We all hated niggers.
>>538546081You’re whining about how you cant get laid at 36, that’s sure to change everything
>>538545870I have something more valuable than money & drugs. Feelings
>>538546661First off the tied tube is a bit of a red flag. So get a paternity test. Secondly, compared to an expense such as a child 3 grand is basically pocket change.
>>538543069
>>538546713I whinning about how I've been waiting 3 and a half god damn hours for the police to arrive!
>>538546661Damn that sucks man. Maybe getting a job would help you with that but i don't know.>>538546787This summarizes the entire thread. Its been a while since we had a thread like this worth keeping the page opened. This nutjob still thinks the cops are going to actual look for his bag, let alone even show up.
>>538546760>something more valuable than money & drugs. Feelingslolololol. go get 'em Don Juan
>>538546798just sell some of your valuable feelings, get a nice room, and buy a new bag of hobo gear tomorrow. kek
>>538546862
>>538547044Thank you for my bed time reminder that i live in this shithole
>>538545725>>538545820>>538546003all 3 of you will burn in hell together alongside the jews
Still no police dispatched, sorry I advise you to go get some rest.WITH WHAT BITCH! SHE HAS ALL MY STUFF, THE SUN HAS COME UP AND OVER 10 POLICE CARS HAVE PAST BY ME!!!!The lock to the shower room in the temporary accommodation i walked out off.
>>538547131>hellno such place, ghostfag. I'll pop your fake titties
>>538547131Their is no hell in Judaism, that was a Christian invention.
>>538547147What is all your stuff? Did you leave your wallet in there or is it just fleshlights and pictures of JD Vance?
>>538547080https://files.catbox.moe/whchnr.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/whchnr.mp4https://files.catbox.moe/whchnr.mp4Same shit happens every where
>>538546798>he thinks the UK police will help himYoure homeless. If that’s true, they don’t care about you. If you don’t get your bag back yourself you never will. End of story.
>>538547147You’re faux homeless. Stop being useless and show the world you’re a man
>>538547244Bedding, my change of clothes, my laptop, phone charger, ID (birth certificate), headphones, medical cream, and other bits and bobs.
>literal beggar >being picky and choosy to an annoying degree
>>538547395What? By acting like a little boy and smashing the place and and threatening to get my friends round?You wouldn't know what a man is
>>538547422Refusing to pay rent for shit accommodation = begger?
>>538547484Have you even knocked again?
>>538547293https://xcancel.com/RebBarrettNSP/status/2074448043898712412>>538547080
>>538547575I followed her all the way home, she knows what i want, the crazy bitch must love the attention.
>>538547412Joking aside. Have you considered punching the whore in the throat? I would have done it immediately, which is probably why nothing like this ever happened to me.Consider the possibility that nobody is coming to save you and you will need to grab life (or in this case, some dumb bitch) by the throat and ask her if she wants to have her skull cracked on the pavement or the stairs.
>>538547615>bitch be crazylol. so no? you are just waiting for cops? GO KNOCK. She may have cooled down. Probably doesn't want your medicated cream and clothes at least
>>538543069>Im homelesshttps://youtu.be/Qt2mbGP6vFIUnlucky bud.
>>538547652You dont hit women you monster
>>538547779Dont know which "door" to knock.
>>538548029just start screaming "Stella!," or her name if you want. Just freak out screaming. She'll come out What were you going to tell cops? "Some crazy Irish bitch in that building"?
>>538548029start punching buttons and screaming BAAAAAAG! BAAAG!
>>538548029You left your bag somewhere but didn’t think to memorize the address? You’re not cut out for this mate, get off the streets before winter comes
>>538548388not sure he even knows her name
have you considered rape
>>538548493Natural born rube desu
I've been waiting for nearly 7 hours, the police have taken over 4 and a half hours, still no dispatch.
>>538548493Mary,I just started shouting and swearing at the police on the phone. FML
>>538548720kek. now do that to Mary and her neighbors. I'd like to see this resolved
I hope this is a larp friend.But knowing modern woman I bet it isn't.Your best bet is wait until she goes to the bathroom, get your stuff quietly and leg it the fuck out of there.You mean modern woman so many are on meds or drugs so nothing surprises me. I had a specimen randomly swear at me at the traffic lights yesterday. Driving a bucket like pic related. Keep in mind pic related looks like a show car compared to the three colors of faded orange and red on her bucket.
>>538548807I cant, im trying not to shit myself atm.:___:
>>538548845drop it on her entryway. cops will probably come then
>>538544686dont explain to the furniture what humans are doing
Police Police, someone stole my handbag!Dont worry about it, will be round next time to do nothing about it.FUCK THE POLICE THE FUCKING USELESS CUNTS, FUCKING CUNTS I SAY!I HOPE YOU ALL FUCKING DIE!
OP show us a photo of yourselfgo onor i promise you you will never get your bag back
999 Calls: Forces across the UK target answering 90% of emergency calls within 10 seconds. ************ Police has recorded an average call answer time of around 10.68 seconds.Emergency (Grade 1): Immediate response for life-threatening situations or ongoing violence. Urban targets are 15 minutes, with many forces (like GMP) averaging around 9 to 13 minutes. Rural areas typically average 19 to 22 minutes.Priority (Grade 2): Urgent but not immediately life-threatening. Forces generally aim to arrive within 1 hour, though average times can range from 25 to 45 minutes.Routine (Grade 3): Non-emergencies. Targets are generally within 4 hours, but can extend depending on call volume.La 5 hours later~I NEED MY FUCKING STUFF, WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE FUCKING CUNTS
calm down richardand show us your photo
>>538549218Call the Police one last time.Tell them you are CONSIDERING "to get a stick and deal with it yourself" - then hang up. It's actually NOT a direct threat but it may encourage them to come a lot quicker.
>>538549462>"to get a stick and deal with it yourself"I feel like i would rather jump infront of a car, I just cant take all this crap anymore, I meant to be ready for some important dates in a couple of hours, and i dont want to break down in tears holding their hand.
Homeless people should all be shot. You're all pieces of shit.
>>538549833Shut up you jobless scumbag
>>538549798ww2 was a mistake
>>538549798It's pretty obvious that you have been triaged into a low priority event - a bit like a stolen bike.You just may get a call in a few hours with a crime number and "we'll be in touch one day , cheers Bye"
>>538543069If the police are that shit, just break a window and get your bag back. Worst case, you end up with a place to stay (In jail).
>>538549990They say its priority (grade 2) and they have over 115 jobs on the system, some with the same priority, some with a higher priority.Forces generally aim to arrive within 1 hour, though average times can range from 25 to 45 minutes.OVER 5 AND A HALF HOURS!!!
>>538550382you think they are going to knock on every door? Or even two?
>>538550512So she can tell me to fuck off?Dude
>>538543069If I was homeless I wouldn't be worrying about a fucking date you priapic mongoloid, I'd be trying to stop being homeless. Thanks for confirming that all homeless people are there purely by choice because they're lazy shiftless drug addicted wastes. People like you should be put in workhouses.
>>538550594come again? you think they will go door to door?
>>538550664>Thanks for confirming that all homeless people are there purely by choice because they're lazy shiftless drug addicted wastes. People like you should be put in workhouses.Im not on drugs, I gave up my home my job my money, because it ment nothing to me with a woman.Presumably you think everyone should love themselves and masturbate the human race into extinction...
>>538550794You're the human equivalent of a pigeonShoo shoo, fuck off
>>538550700Oh sorry, I am still waiting outside, nearly 6 hours waiting for a 1hr response time now.I will take then to the location.
>>538550835You're a genetic dead end, hurry up, roll over and die so the worms may lay into your brains.
>>538550853tell them you need the medicated cream, or you will die
>>538550890Mate, you’re homeless childless wifeless and even backpackless. You’re literally empty handed on the streets and you wanna critique anyone else? Practice some humility and self reflection mate.
>>538543448>allows you to get a bed at some womans sheltersIllegal for XY here now thankfully
>>538551544>Practice some humility and self reflection mate.And that will stop people taking advantage of me? Im pretty sure thats what gets you used and abused...
6 hours later, they have called to let me know they're on the way... the out reach team found me and ask what i was doing, I think they must have told the police to stop fucking around.
>>538551769You’re right mate, your choices are stellar and you’re really on your way to making it. Keep on trucking mate
>>538550941My sun glasses have broken.
>>538551887Imma get me a GFLet's goooooo
>>538551818keep us posted, ladykiller
Oh hehe haha, I hope thats grass stains and not shit stains hahaha.>the grass is bone dry
>>538551907Saar nobody fuck you saar. Sorry I don't make teh rules sar
>>538551818They were not infact on their way, a officer had been allocated and was setting off from HQ, doing other jobs along the way.
>>538552534You just mad jelly, hate to break it to you.
