What is the biggest dump you have ever taken?
>>538549879The one in your mouth last night
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When I was a kid I didn't take a shit for a week, then when I did it was a two foot log that was as thick as a coke can. It wouldn't flush and my mom had to scoop it out of the toilet and put it in a plastic bag.
>>538550317Any pics?
>>538549879I had a massive shit today at Swiss Chalet, I was on antibiotics for a week and it fucked my guts and gave me constipation and diarrhea at the same time, well today it came unclogged and absolutely destroyed that toilet, unfortunately for whoever came in after me it didn't have a manual flush and the automatic flush sensor wouldn't go off no matter how hard I tried to make it trigger so I left a 5ft shit python on a soup of diarrhea for someone to walk into
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>>538549879Kiwi is my favorite fruit and once a month I buy 10 of them and peel and dice them up and eat all of them at once and have violent diarrhea for an hour. It’s amazing.
>>538549879When I dumped your mom
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>>538549879I shat so big it loomed out of the water and slapped my nuts so hard it hurt.
>>538550214lmao
>>538549879Had several shits that gave me fissures, got so bad I needed an operation to surround the nerve with silicone so I don't feel the pain after used to be I'd take a shit and lie in agony for several days until my ass healed up, but now I can blast the bowl so hard there's blood and I feel no pain, feels good man.Had a shit the other day that was like one from the olden times, had forgotten to shit for a few days somehow my IBS hadn't triggered it and I sat down and immediately noticed this was a painful constipation shit, so I force it so hard blood vessels start popping on my forehead and I kid you not it was as wide as a coke bottle and as long as an adults forearm, once I got the head through I knew I needed to keep up pressure so it doesn't break off and bring me to square one, so I kept it up until the whole forearm length plug hit the bowl with the sound of something hard like wood hitting the porcelain, then came the rest, the soft the watery all of it and I nearly fainted by the relief of pressure, I looked down and saw what looked like a mulched chocolate cake with cranberry glazing, I was bleeding my ass felt hollow and agape but thanks to the surgery I felt no pain, wiped for what felt like 30min to stop the bleeding and out paper between my cheeks Incase there was leakage(there was none still tight as a tiger after all these years) but I swear I thought I had to stuff my asshole with gauze after that one.Was so taxing I slept for an hour on the couch after.
>>538549879My bowels are fucked up. I won't have a solid shit all week then I'll lay down a 15 inch bowlwinder
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>>538549879I ate a whole pound block of cheese once like a retarded autist.It was a bad idea.When the turtle came a knockin’ the next day, I literally thought I was going to die.I was trying to push a 3” wide log out a 1” asshole.So much pain.I actually got so desperate that I started scooping the shit out with my fingers just to cut it down a bit.I was so afraid I was going to blow my asshole out and bleed to death on the toilet like a fucking idiot.Took me the better part of an hour to deliver that bad boy.My legs were shaky for the rest of the day and I was actually traumatized for a bit.
>>538551129Can I fuck your tight asshole?
>>538550537The skin of kiwi fruit is edible.
>>538551129one of my irrational fears is getting a prolapsed asshole from a giant shit. Every time I get constipated I drink a huge glass of metamusil because of that
I worked with an Arab guy who used to say "I have to make a shit", somehow it sounds so much worse than Take a shit
>>538551366Lmao, I honestly don’t understand the physics of a prolapsed asshole.And I don’t really want to.It’s a faggot phenomenon, and I will keep treating it as such.
>>538549879putin admitted vampires are realthe vampires' ball is coming to an endyou've been exposed, bloodsucker
>>538551879Shut up, ladyboy!We’re talking about shitting itt!If you don’t have a cool poop story, then just fucking kys.
one time I was constipated for ten days, felt the rumblings, and drove to Culver's. I took a shit in their toilet I estimate to be a total of 2 gallons. It was a forearm sized turd and the rest a creamy brown mess. I did not even attempt to flush. A guy and his little kid were waiting for me to leave. Heard the kid start crying when he went into the stall as I was quickly leaving
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>>538549879It was the one i took on your mom's chest last night.
>>538549879the one I deposited into your mother's anus last night
>>538549879After a road trip three states away.And back.Didn't poop once. Not until I got back home.My stomach area was in pain when it was over.
>>538549879about ten years ago I laid a cable so big that when it wouldn't budge I had to go out to the garden and sneak a stick back in past my woman so I could slice it into manageable chunks. I'm not a fat so I was impressed.
>>538549879Posting on this site.
>>538551257True. Post10 said he eats them whole. He's still going strong.That crazy nigga eats the stem of strawberries too though.
Almost 2 feet. (No exaggeration)
>>538549879datamining thread
There was a comment or a greentext once about a man whose wife did such massive shits that they needed to have a special stick or scooper on hand next to the toilet to cut up the turds in the bowl so they would flush. Anybody have that?
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