"No more forever wars!"
He meant trump but he ain't know it
Most cringe shit ever. Orange nigger going on a degenerate rant about iran, nato and spain, and become happy when the nato secretary call him a good boy to make him happy.
>>538556151sometimes i feel like my bones just used to be rocks. they were just laying there, waiting to finally become a mountain with a name and all that, but they got tired of waiting around, so they got a flesh suit to walk around and experience stuff. Like, my skeleton is just a bunch of ambitious gravel that wanted to know what tacos tasted like and what the other pebbles were up to. Lately i felt this weird urge to climb a mountain but I'm afraid it's just my skeleton wanting to return to where it came from, but i don't want to die
>>538556151great deal maker
>>538556151So what was the plan with Iran in the first place? Seems like this shit is not going anywhere wand they were better off not doing anything from the start.
>>538556630they were stupid and mistakenly thought the irgc would fold after the political leadership was wiped out.>they were better off not doing anything from the start.yes.
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
>>538556151What a pointless war. Trump said that this would at most take four weeks, and it's been going on for more than four fucking months.
Jew influencer: "Claiming Jews were behind Iraq War is 'BLOOD LIBEL.'"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUA2Sy3jAZE&t=6013sThey aren't even making an effort to hide it anymore.
>>538556602That sounds dangerous. You should find a good doctor and tell him you want to remove your bones before it's too late
>>538556151it’s not like israel has a long term future anyways
>>538556981I like your advise but thinking about it gets me kinda anxious. You know, sitting down in the doctor's office telling him "You gotta take em out, doc. they're getting all nostalgic. Like, at night i woke up and i heard the bones in my shin just humming, like they're imitating some continental drift", but the doctor isn't gonna take me serious, just smirking and asking the regular shit like "do you take medications? did you drink enough water? have you tried some stretching or that that other yoga shit?".And even if i convince him, I'll just lay there on the operation table without bones, like some human puddles. I mean i like pudding, but doesn't mean i want to be pudding, you know? And all the visitors coming in like poking me with a stick, asking me how I'm doing. I need some motherfucking replacement skeleton but some rocks that don't get nostalgic. You think if i come to doctor's office with some boulder i carved out of a mountain, he'd put them in? Or like, do i need a scultupurer? I bet he could make one of those statues like these old dudes from greece, all ripped shit, but maybe with a bigger dick. Or maybe i should try to see if metal works, be like some iron man, but i don't know how I'll get through airports without them thinking I'm the reincarnation of Bin Laden. life's fucked up man
how is your taco today trailer mutts?>guessing you voted for that crap
>>538556630>So what was the plan with Iran in the first place?The plan was to cripple decapitation-resilient military with decapitation strikes, make Iran more cooperative by killing moderate (by Iranian standards) leadership that held back batshit crazy radicals, encourage freshly massacred protestors to topple the regime, use multi-million dollar interceptors designed to counter cold war style missile threats to defend against dirt cheap drone swarms, and gain international support for the war by causing a global energy crisis without any consideration for allied countries.
Trump is injecting hyperbolic chaos with actions and public statements solely to manipulate the market and get richer. He doesn't care about political consequence. It's all a hilarious money printer to him
>>538556630the goal was to stall for time for israel to restock missiles, to use the negotiation as an excuse to sniff out the location of iranians leaderships and material locations, and maybe to placating a fuming chump if he was actually looking for a long term solution. Basically, and predictably, they dont negotiate in good faith.
>>538556890Yeah, it's the same playbook they used for all the Middle East wars. Trump is just another one of them
>>538558387Based
>>538556151Fuck this orange kike and anyone that supports his endless lust for Israeli cum
>>538562244He tried to help Iran's terrorist leaders by providing them with an off-ramp that would allow them to still stay in charge of the country, make billions, but not have nuclear weapons. They're retarded fucking muslim terrorists who are too stupid to make a logical decision that involves survival. Trump is now going to have to bomb them into oblivion. Good.Hopefully, the Kurds come down from the mountains now and start killing the IRGC in larger numbers than their small patrols have been doing.
>>538562711Lmao you retarded jew. The Kurds already told you to fuck yourself.
>>538556630>what was the plankinda the crux of the whole issuegoing to war overnight based on a telephone conversation, not including any real logistics, not informing your "Allies", not reflecting on the historical fact that wiping out domestic leadership automatically hands authority to the army and relying on outdated intelligencenot sure a lot of planning was happeningor is happening
>>538556630Venezuela. I wouldn't be surprised if the entire reason for that was to make Trump think Iran would be that easy.
>>538562711meanwhile back in realityIran has just made 5 billion in a massive burst of sales during the active period of the MOUthey have now attacked 3 ships that tried an alternative routeresult, straits closed but Irans oil is out and on its way to ChinaIt will open again when Iran apologizes, just in time for their next shipment at elevated prices on the open markets, cashing in again, rinse and repeat
>>538556151Glory to Trump.MAGA
>>538563076Trump is just playing the same game as the rest of them. He wasn't "tricked" into this
>>538556151Im 100% sure Israel will boicot the US into war again, the kikes really want you to die for them
>>538563169There is zero chance that this is how the war was supposed to go. The jews were tricked by their own hubris into thinking it would be easy (and that the US would commit ground troops). And then they tricked everyone else they needed to with their typical lies. israel is also desperate to try and end all of their potential future rivals now before their golem turns on them/dies. So they were more willing to take big risks. And Trump was even more willing to believe their bullshit than prior administrations because his brain shuts off if you tell him what he wants hear.
>>538556151Funny how this works>ceasefire signed>Trump or Israel always breaking it right after>Nothing>They make another Ceasefire>This time Iran started it just to piss off Trump>It worked, Trump is seething like a child: NO MORE TALKS! THEY ARE SCUM!
