/pol/ - If elected, JD Vance will be the first US Presiden - Politically Incorrect

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07/08/26(Wed)05:16:41 No.538556356

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Anonymous (ID: YJcFHdfQ) 07/08/26(Wed)05:16:41 No.538556356 Archived

If elected, JD Vance will be the first US President that has masturbated to Overwatch porn.

Anonymous (ID: AjbJojTx)
07/08/26(Wed)05:21:14 No.538556502

Anonymous (ID: AjbJojTx) 07/08/26(Wed)05:21:14 No.538556502

>>538556356
gooning to futa widowmaker is based and redpilled

Anonymous (ID: Fmk4nQvG)
07/08/26(Wed)05:23:51 No.538556571

Anonymous (ID: Fmk4nQvG) 07/08/26(Wed)05:23:51 No.538556571

>>538556356
We already had a gay nigger president that sucked off dudes.

Anonymous (ID: +DlDNLmw)
07/08/26(Wed)05:25:02 No.538556600

Anonymous (ID: +DlDNLmw) 07/08/26(Wed)05:25:02 No.538556600

>>538556356
If elected, Jaideep Trance will be the last US president

Anonymous (ID: EFu1ho8L)
07/08/26(Wed)05:47:09 No.538557189

Anonymous (ID: EFu1ho8L) 07/08/26(Wed)05:47:09 No.538557189

>>538556356
That's not JD Vance, that's white nationalist director Robert Eggers who never casts a nigger in his movie!

Anonymous (ID: Lyc5SfeN)
07/08/26(Wed)06:32:39 No.538558555

Anonymous (ID: Lyc5SfeN) 07/08/26(Wed)06:32:39 No.538558555

However he is not gonna be the first homosexual one

Anonymous (ID: +OYJmbYG)
07/08/26(Wed)06:35:26 No.538558644

Anonymous (ID: +OYJmbYG) 07/08/26(Wed)06:35:26 No.538558644

>>538556356
>the first US President that has masturbated to Overwatch porn that we know of
Fixed

Anonymous (ID: 2nvaBEaF)
07/08/26(Wed)06:35:27 No.538558645

Anonymous (ID: 2nvaBEaF) 07/08/26(Wed)06:35:27 No.538558645

VPs are just sacrificial lambs to the trump admin. He will not have a political career by the end of this term, him and trump will have a big fall out over something to make trump look slightly more moderate.

Anonymous (ID: fCwtlDmu)
07/08/26(Wed)06:37:55 No.538558728

Anonymous (ID: fCwtlDmu) 07/08/26(Wed)06:37:55 No.538558728

>>538556356
is that actually his face? I suck at recognizing faces, may be autistic, Idk

Anonymous (ID: +DlDNLmw)
07/08/26(Wed)06:40:04 No.538558795

Anonymous (ID: +DlDNLmw) 07/08/26(Wed)06:40:04 No.538558795

>>538558728
No, it's actually the other homosexual jewish cuckold John "Jack Murphy" Goldman

Anonymous (ID: rnKosYlD)
07/08/26(Wed)06:40:44 No.538558825

Anonymous (ID: rnKosYlD) 07/08/26(Wed)06:40:44 No.538558825

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>I was actually the first to jack off to Overwatch. It's true. They said, "Donald," they said, "you can't jack off to that." But we did it anyway, folks. I said, "Tracer, she's a beautiful woman. A lovely woman. Tight-Pussy Tracer," that's what I call her, I call her, "Tight-Pussy Tracer." I never even played the game. But that's okay.

Anonymous (ID: aVixU0si)
07/08/26(Wed)06:46:21 No.538558994

Anonymous (ID: aVixU0si) 07/08/26(Wed)06:46:21 No.538558994

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>>538556356
More firsts:
>First US President to wear eye liner daily
>First US President to self-publish an admission that the thought he was homosexual
>First US President married to a Pajeeta
>First US President with Pajeet children who practice Hinduism
>First US President to be entirely propped up by Peter Thiel
>First US President to convert to Catholicism, but publicly hate on two Popes in a row
>First US President to negotiate peace with Iran over 40 times in 2 months
Pretty solid list of firsts.