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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78WZhTRJ1WI

>Farage's rivals rule out standing in Clacton by-election
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjdg4y3g0z7o
>'Overwhelming vindication of our journalism': Paul Dacre hails Daily Mail victory over Prince Harry
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15959233/Prince-Harry-phone-hacking-case-Paul-Dacre.html
>Rachel Reeves says 'hundreds of letters sent' as petrol rules broken
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2226593/rachel-reeves-says-hundreds-letters
>Farage by-election gamble turns to farce
https://archive.ph/9ZbGx
>Two in five Britons think Muslims cannot integrate in UK, poll finds
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/08/two-in-five-britons-think-muslims-cannot-integrate-in-uk-poll-finds
>UK ‘under daily attack’ from Russia and needs to ‘wake up’ to threats, Starmer’s military adviser warns
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/defence-russia-starmer-robertson-nato-b3010376.html
>Domino’s, Papa John’s, KFC and Burger King ads cleared under new junk food rules
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/asa-kfc-burger-king-domino-government-b1289147.html
>More people to get liver transplants after new procedure given green light
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-07/more-people-to-get-liver-transplants-after-new-procedure-given-green-light
>Value of UK takeover bids outstrips new London listings by 27 to 1
https://archive.ph/DSRzs
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more BAMES NOW
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Might deliveroo something for lunch. Any suggestions, lads?
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mad how binface will get more votes than restore
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How much crypto do I need to get a girl like this?
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What's Nige gonna do if Count Binman wins?
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>>538558899
Mad how all of the anti-restore posts come from foreign or meme flags.
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>>538558932
Just get a job in hr lad
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How many you have 4chan gold pass?
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>>538558944
Hang himself, probably
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>>538558960
I don't
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>AYO you gots dat 5chinz pass bixnood muhfugga
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>>538558963
That wuld be relli sad =(
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https://xcancel.com/DonFox2000/status/2074589627394982269#m
>On Reform UK's funding, @benhabib6 actually went on Alastair Campbell's far-left podcast The Rest Is Politics back in May to discuss it.
>It was in a member-exclusive series, so he probably thought nobody would listen to it. But the first episode is free on Spotify. Listen
lmao, Habib comes off fucking terribly here, literally nobody should be involved with him ever
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>>538558973
So you spent like 2 minutes doing the captcha to reply to my post?
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>>538558948
90% of the time it's that one guy out of Japan shilling Yerbury
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>>538558932
Gregg's HQ looks fun
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>>538559032
>12 workers
>180 dependents
>1:15 ratio
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found a comic sans church in africa
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>>538559015
>So you spent like 2 minutes doing the captcha to reply to my post?
The captcha takes 2 seconds.
The captcha to start a new thread takes under 10 seconds.
Unless they don't like your IP
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https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15953425/Burnham-plots-homes-tax-raid-middle-clas.html
>Burnham plots homes tax raid on middle class: Plan to lower mansion levy limit will hit more than 150,000 families with four-figure hikes
>Plans to lower the threshold for the extra levy to include homes worth £1.5million would mean more than 150,000 families – particularly in the South of England – being hit with four–figure tax hikes.
>It could prove a double whammy for homeowners in the region, as Mr Burnham is also considering replacing council tax with a system based on land values likely to leave people living in the South paying up to three times as much as those in the North, where property is generally cheaper.
>Sources told this newspaper that Mr Burnham is considering lowering the threshold for Chancellor Rachel Reeves's so–called mansion tax – due to hit in April 2028 – from £2million to £1.5million.
>In parts of London, a relatively modest four–bedroomed terraced house would fall above that threshold.
Give your house to BAMES, NOW!
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>>538558828
deliveroo customers are traitors
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>>538558899
Awful lot of seethe for a party that's supposed to be irrelevant.
Not inorganic at all.
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>>538558944
Plot twist: Nigel IS Count Binface!
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>>538558474
lol as if any of this matters. you think most people pay attention to current affairs like you do? 20% of people don't even know the name of the prime minister. The vast majority don't even read newspaper headlines. The 30 or 40% of the population who claim to be informed are mostly pig ignorant thick cunts who reside in echo chambers and just filter out any information that doesn't confirm their own bias.

Fewer than 5% of the population are actually sentient and intellectually honest.
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>>538559015
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> NEW: Education Secretary Bridget Phillipson has called for families on benefits to be given 30 free hours of childcare a week
>In a speech in Oxford, Phillipson will argue that there is a compelling social and economic case for a "universal early years" offer that would help to close the attainment gap
>Only parents who are both working are entitled to free childcare
https://www.thetimes.com/uk/politics/article/free-childcare-hours-people-on-benefits-msmf7sdc0
Give mo money fo dem programz to BAMES, NOW!
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>>538559173
Yes, so are kebab eaters.
If you absolutely have to eat a disgusting curry, make it yourself at home and stop funding your own replacement.
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ITT: angloids raised by council house mothers on a diet of spaghetti hoops, the white trash products of an English comprehensive secondary school. They have no ability to understand why anything in the world is happening (either mechanistically or teleologically).
They can feel the rough justice of it, for sure, a sense that life is getting worse and worse, but that is all, in the way that the brains of cattle can sense danger approaching as they are fed into the slaughter house. Just like the animal, all they can do is lash out frantically; they can't understand what is happening and therefore cannot do anything to change it.
That is the purpose of this place, of rightwing LTD company political parties, of tabloid comments sections: to give the white trash animals of Shitain somewhere to get their yayas out, while they are being prepared for the slaughter.
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>>538559368
Fuck off Abdul
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>Lammy doing deputy PMQs
Wonder how many times "the Member for Clacton" will be mentioned.
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>>538559368
While all of that is undoubtedly true...you live in Belgium. A country we invented so we'd have somewhere to do our wars in.
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>>538559172
> modest four bedroom house
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>Import immigrants from Zimbabwe
>Give them a £100,000 job where you just stick cables into sockets
>Put them in £1.5 million mansion
>They still behave like monkeys and chimp out
Many such cases
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>>538559368
> angloids raised by council house mothers on a diet of spaghetti hoops, the white trash products of an English comprehensive secondary school
delet this
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>>538559461
>> typical british dole scum crab in a bucket thinks 4 bedrooms is extravagant
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PMQs stream if you're bothered: https://www.parliamentlive.tv/Event/Index/40f5a21c-00f5-4c18-99d7-fedbc514f5cc
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>>538559506
Bame on bame violence shouldn't even be investigated, waste of time and money. The cunt even deported himself.
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>>538559172
because all gov.uk can do is take from the people because there is no productivity, we do not produce anything so the only way for them to pay for more murderous niggers is to take more and more from the people of this nation yet it will never be enough can never be enough, they're coming for everything
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Your le based right wing jew that everyone inexplicably carries water for

>Interesting the uh “nuance” that Waheed Alli bankrolling the Starmers’ (and others’) life while also being involved in No10 decision making was totally fine, but with Farage it’s time to moralise.
Didn't he buy Ange some knickers? And let her stay in his NYC flat to shag about?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQxgcwcy0TU
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>binface defeats farage
>during victory speech he removes the mask
>it's picrel
okay, this is epic
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>>538558828
>Might deliveroo something for lunch. Any suggestions, lads?
a delicious chicken tikka biryani would go down a treat. nice and light and tasty. Good food for this weather. order one of those lad
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>>538558828
>Paying browns to touch his food with their shit-covered fingers
How are you still alive?
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I have three bedrooms and was raised on tins of beans n sosij
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>>538559506
>tragedy
So sick of this term being abused.
It's not a tragedy. A tragedy is when a fucking plane crashes by accident and kills 200 tourists.
A tragedy is when the volcano wakes up one day (3 hours before YOU wake up).
This wasn't a tragedy. It was a nigger with an attitude and zero impulse control.
The only "tragedy" is that he was here in the first place.
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lmao
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>>538559638
>who shells his eggs?
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>>538559545
>Someone is having three kids?????? Ahhhhh save me niggerman, I'm going insane!!!!!! Tax this man to the bone, NOW!
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>Sir George Howarth dead
He looked dead for years
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>>538558828
maccies la
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>>538558828
Don't.
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>>538559506
So who is the suspect, the husband? How is this holding up with socioeconomic factors?
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>>538559588
This. Fleas will only leave a dog when it's dead.
This country doesn't need more regulation. It needs pest control.
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>>538559769
Yeah and fled the country too.
Probably did it because of some microaggressions in the form of neighbours occasionally saying hello.
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>>538559817
>Yeah and fled the country too.
Well at least he's not a 15 second nigger, progress?
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office karen is being completely informal with me now and sending me emojis lmfao
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>>538559769
>How is this holding up with socioeconomic factors?
Well...you know how niggerdads don't stick around?
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>>538559688
there's been some absolutely fucking gorgeous african lass working here last few days and she's well over 6 foot, like probs 6 foot 3
pure nubian amazonian goddess
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>Import browns
>Stick them in military bases
>They chimp out and take the guns
>African warlords now control Surrey
Just as planned
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>>538559863
That's quite normal these days.
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>>538559296
Give money to the non working so they can doss about at home without the sprogs for 30 hours per week for free
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>>538559899
How does this work with our alleged war footing? Shouldn't the bases be filled with men and material ready to attack Russia?

>>African warlords now control Surrey
Well they're in charge of the Conservative and Unionist Party so why not
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>>538559983
drastic change from what she was like before though
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>>538559899
>military bases are the future
They're housing them in mosques now?
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>>538558699
We need the gun powder plot mk2, and for it to actually work
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Rumourmill says starmer is vying to be the next NATO secretary general.
>>538560027
Depending on the context it could be "please stop emailing me ffs."
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>>538558699
This would be so funny - 4chan used to make stuff like this happen.
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>>538558960
I don't think I do bro will girls like me more if I get it?
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>>538559899
of course because eventually the murderous niggers will be employed by the state as their neo bolshevik militia, they already are effectively, we the white people of this land will be the kulaks
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>>538560084
>Rumourmill says starmer is vying to be the next NATO secretary general.
He's yearning for that infinite ukrainian bum boys budget.
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>>538560116
>unity candidate
So in Reform eyes he's representing the establishment. He hasn't thought this through.
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>>538560116
count binface IS reddit
you know it, i know it, the whole damn country knows it
you bloody cockwomble
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>>538560141
Most importantly, they will be legal by that point.
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>>538560170
Naturally his complete failure of a premiership will have allowed him to brown nose the right people to get a comfy spot afterwards.
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https://xcancel.com/leaalottie/status/2074435380019921123#m
>white people and gentrifiers see an area of london they like and immediately plot to remove anything that makes it unique, different or special for basic coffee shops and bland schools for their boring, underdeveloped kids
F U C K I N G H A M S H I R E

>No dont be silly. They wouldnt dreeeaaam of raising little Pandora and Tarquin in London, wouldnt want them mixing with the locals
>They’re essentially parasites. They like all the life that mutlicultualism brings but don’t contribute and what it all quiet like their villages by 10.
https://xcancel.com/ms_samldn/status/2074482197218648482#m
>I am white dickhead. The English very kindly ruined my grandparents country and then lied to them to get them to work here. Just like they did to yours in Bangalore, you bot
I suspect Irish but no proof, hmmm
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>>538560170
He won't stop at Ukrainian rentboys.
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>>538560068
The ingredients for thermite are cheap and readily available online.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMCw1cbKzNM
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>>538560204
Don't care - I want it to happen for the lols
>>538560215
Ew - Reddit. I feel soiled
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>>538560116
>at least one affordable house
So there's no upper limit, then?
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>>538560116
The binfire riseth
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>>538559604
didn't his muh die in the holly? well I'm sorry
sorry, not sorryyyooooooohhyeaaah
and now she gonnee
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>>538560231
That's part & parcel of being a politician anyway, nothing out of the ordinary there. Even Truss went around giving well paid speeches and she barely lasted a month.
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>>538560215
>He's not a nazi bin throwing roman's
That's not funny, though.
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>>538560288
>Don't care - I want it to happen for the lols
True. It would enshrine British politics as a complete joke.
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>>538559893
will lowe make an exception for voluptuous african women?
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>>538560231
>"I'm more comfortable at Davos"
He was planning this from the start.
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>>538560310
I understand this to be the way of things my brother in christ. He will be on to greater things to fuck up.
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>>538560350
Farage doesn't want the job anyway - he's never there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TeLKNgpty0
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>>538560350
>It would enshrine British politics as a complete joke
again.
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>reject masonic nationalism
>embrace post-masonic hypernationalism
The European Empire* will lead the way for humankind.

*not to be confused with the oft-proposed European Federation, which belongs to the assfucked gimpsuit brigade
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>>538560353
thats one way to get the birth rates up
as british as you or I
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>>538560243
London was always black innit
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>>538560132
You're thinking of the vaxx lad
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Ok fess up. which fucking genius put this together? I can't stop staring at it and smiling.
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>>538559172
Oh no! Rich southerners with houses worth over a million have to give more! Oh the humanity! Now they can only afford 4 holidays a year instead of 5! I’m crying for them!
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>>538560794
You're in luck, it was me
It was in response to queer giving the football fans one final gift before his ascension (stopping the Mexicans from bringing the game earlier to let the players acclimatise)
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getting in bed me
fucking shattered
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>>538560817
He's got a stiffy for the north, which is fine by me I'm in the north. But I still don't want him as Pm.
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these people in parliament can't speak for shit
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>>538560640
Fuck, I'm screwed then. I guess I'll Troon out.
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>>538560932
Some of the questions are far too fucking long.
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>>538560910
Labour is Labour no matter who is in power, it’s still all going to be shit but he’s the only one that will actually pump money up here so fuck it. Make southerners cry more while the country goes to shit, I couldn’t care less. At least there might actually end up being something to do up here. But let’s be blackpilled, I think the real reason is because they want to put more illegals elsewhere as the south is getting rather full so they need to develop the north in order to drop them in here as well
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>>538560817
>Oh no! Rich southerners with houses worth over a million have to give more! Oh the humanity! Now they can only afford 4 holidays a year instead of 5! I’m crying for them!
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>>538559506
>100k a year gets you a slightly larger deanobox
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>>538560954
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>A child abuser who tried to avoid justice by faking a disability before he was caught out by CCTV has been jailed for 15 years.

>John Siddell, 41, sexually assaulted three boys in Leicestershire between 2018 and 2021 but when initially interviewed by police, his brother James Siddell, 44, claimed he could not walk or talk.

>After being deemed unfit to stand trial, a fact-finding hearing in 2024 concluded he had carried out the assaults - but he was then seen on nights out at a social club.

>In September, he admitted 15 counts of child sex abuse and both brothers admitted one count of perverting the course of justice. They were sentenced in their absence at Leicester Crown Court on Tuesday.

>John was sentenced to 15 years in prison with an extended licence period of two years.

>His older brother, who was described as a "conman", was sentenced to two years and nine months.

>Judge Keith Raynor said of the child abuser: "He misled hospital staff, custody staff, arresting officers, he misled his own lawyers. He's misled staff at this court; he has misled me at a previous court hearing."

They must have a combined IQ of under 100
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>>538560863
you're a funny guy, mate. That is very good. The benevolent gaze of the Holy Father of the Yookay Paddington Bear is particularly amusing me for some reason.
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starmer 2.0
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>>538559506
>IT expert
add it to the list
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>>538561047
>claimed he could not walk or talk.
>walk
sit him down and wait until he needs a piss or a shit, watch him get up to go

>talk
"say yes if you fancy a sosij roll"
"say something or this pinecone is going up your arse"

They should putt me in charge of PIP assessments.
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>>538558932
for slags like these a £10 drink at a nightclub and the promise of a dirty kebab later
corr fine British lass
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>>538560869
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uno beero lass
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>>538560578
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>>538561247
we need to prioritise the BBC on streaming platforms
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>>538560932
there aren't any actual men in politics, they're all beta cuck shabbos $0ygoy faggots
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>>538560116
Establishment is a bin?
Not sure I follow the logic.
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>glowed.co.uk

>https://news.sky.com/video/watch-as-neo-nazi-21-sentenced-for-terrorism-offences-13561623

He's mega fucked
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>>538560251
>no baked corn starch
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nosher burn'em
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>>538558699
What actually is bin face policies though. Would would actually be undone by putting a person in charge who DOESNT want to meddle and scheme.

Farage is in it for the money, we know this, Bin Face is in it for the love of the game, I kindof want to see that.
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whats the point of having signed for delivery if they are just gonna leave it or give it to you without signing for it, 5 times in a row now with DHL
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>>538561241
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>>538561486
That got infinitely worse since the coof and since then they just got used to doing it this way.
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>>538561489
>>538561241
It's about Israel isn't it
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>>538561469
One affordable house and bringing back ceefax.
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>>538561527
either that or because they gave a million foreigners citizenship
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>>538561469
>What actually is bin face policies though.
Joke ones.
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>>538561241
about time someone stood up to the spanish
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>>538561489
Besides half a million bames being made legal what does spain have to offer
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>>538561636
they make nice crisps
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>>538561572
I do not believe that Trump gives a shit about that beyond soundbites, then again this is probably nothing, they're not going to 100% sanction Spain now are they
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>>538561527
TKD
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>>538561527
>>538561693
You lads been down to the mosque today?
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>>538561527
Obviously.

>Relations [between Spain and Israel] deteriorated significantly during the Gaza war that began in October 2023, particularly amid Spain’s criticism of Israel’s military campaign in the Gaza Strip and growing diplomatic disputes between the two governments. The Spanish government, led by Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez, was among the most outspoken European critics of Israel’s conduct in the war and called for a ceasefire and expanded humanitarian access to Gaza. Tensions further escalated as Spain joined Ireland and Norway in recognising the State of Palestine in 2024, prompting diplomatic protests from Israel.
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>>538561469
If you watch any interview with him, it's literally just blairite shite dressed up as "haha funny man".
He is a BBC employee. That's why he can afford to travel all over the UK and agitate every slightly centralist candidate. Note how no one at all does the same to the extreme left candidates. Not even George Galloway does it to his fellow marxists
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>>538561636
benidorm
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>>538561592
Number 18 is not a joke. It blows water all over your trousers and it makes it look like you've pissed yourself.
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>>538561732
Synagogues first, then the mosques
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>>538559172
Doubt you have a house worth £1.5m so nothing for you to worry about
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>>538561757
>, prompting diplomatic protests from Israel.
I don't understand what exactly they want. I mean clearly they don't want Palestine (West Bank + Gaza) to be recognised as a country because it would make their annexations of the areas harder but what exactly do they want the areas to be seen as in the meantime? Baffling jewish audacity desu
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>>538561592
count binstein
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>>538561636

Cheap pissy wine of the kind you can get for about 3 quid a bottle in Audi
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>>538561527
>It's about Israel isn't it
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>>538561904
*Aldi ffs
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>>538561592
is 6 a joke?
A policy to improve trains isn't really a joke
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I'll sleep naked. It's too hot. So I've got me shorts on, right? I've got me shorts
sand I take me shorts off and put them side of the bed on the floor. So I've gone to bed. I've put me shorts on the
floor, right? Had a cup of tea. Uh,
who did I watch on YouTube? Um, anyway, I watched a bit of YouTube. Then then I went went to bed.
I woke up this morning.
When I got out of bed, I thought, "Wow, I'm alive. Wow.
There's a pair of [ __ ] pajama bottoms on top of me shorts.
Blue pajam blue pair blue pajam pajama pajama pajamas
on top of me shorts. I thought, what the [ __ ] is that? I've been using these. [ __ ] I don't use them to the winter.
And they was folded up on top of me shorts. If I wasn't wearing them [ __ ] pajama, but I've been wearing shorts
and I'm looking around in me piles of clothes.
Nothing's [ __ ] out the ordinary. So why is a [ __ ] pile of pajam a pair of pajama bottoms on top of me shorts? I'm not wearing pajama bottoms.
I'm wearing [ __ ] shorts.
I'm actually wearing shorts. So when I took them off to get into bed, my shorts was on the floor.
wanted his pair of [ __ ] p There's a pair of pajama bottoms on top of me shorts for what the [ __ ] is them?
I'm not wearing pajama bottoms. They must have been a pile of clothes.
How come they doing on the How did that them pair of pajama bottoms get on the [ __ ] floor?
Somebody must have pulled them off the pile of clothes and put them on the floor. So I checked the [ __ ] door.
The door's locked. The windows are locked.
It's like when I lived at Cornraftoft, someone pissed in one of them shoes. I had a pair of Timberland shoes, boat
shoes, and uh one shoe was wet, the other shoe was [ __ ] bone dry. People said I got up sleepwalking and pissed in them.
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>>538561489
We're going to have to re-reconquista the useless bastards.
>Imagine having to be rescued from the sandniggers. Twice.
Pathetic.
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>>538561866
You are actually such a sniveling simpleton it's almost impressive
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>>538560353
childless, single, fertile foren lasses? absolutely
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>>538561359
Kek what a fucking retard.
>being a nazi in the UK prison system full of pakis and nignogs
Oh boy.

They're sentencing him based on him being immature and autistic. Cunt actually tried to get a gun and they're being lenient lol.
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I wonder how different the world would be if the whole of India was glassed in 1000BC.
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>>538561866
>worth
alls in the eye of the beholder like
>£1.5m in 2026
>in a declining Britain full of wogs
if I had that sort of money I'd be shopping abroad for something far cheaper & far nicer, and ideally isn't a complete fucking mad house
but you do you
and just because you care about what your house is worth, doesn't mean anybody else does
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>>538562048
there would be no buddhism for one thing
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>>538562026
>They're sentencing him based on him being immature and autistic.
'member that case a while back of the young lad who touched a girl's arm and they threw the book at him?
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>>538561592
I agree with 5.
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>>538561489

Spanish lefties are weird, they combine hardline regionalism with the desire to be replaced by brownoids in their own country

>"Ayy, freedom for Catalonia! Also, more refugees for Catalonia!"
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>>538562048
grimmer
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>>538561000
> Labour is Labour no matter who is in power, it’s still all going to be shit but he’s the only one that will actually pump money up here so fuck it. Make southerners cry more while the country goes to shit, I couldn’t care less.
This pretty much sums up my attitude towards it all. The Norf will vote for Andy, and the Souf will vote for a midwit Nigerian woman out of brand loyalty.
>But let’s be blackpilled, I think the real reason is because they want to put more illegals elsewhere as the south is getting rather full so they need to develop the north in order to drop them in here as well
Nah the Tories focused the Boriswave on Labour-voting, working class towns in the Norf. If Burnham does the same thing towards the Souf, anyone objecting to mass immigration will no longer be ridiculed as a “knuckle-dragging racist” by Home Counties luvvies. Suddenly they’ll be recast as “well-meaning, hard-working people with genuine concerns”.
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Anyone here started your own business?
if so, how's it going? Was it worth it? Any money?
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>>538562112
Is it really that wierd?
SNP, Plaid Cymru, and Sinn Féin do the same thing here, and I'm pretty sure the Cornish nationalist would as well
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>>538561866
>>538562071
inevitable hyper inflation will bring your humble broom cupboard into mansion tax territory soon enough
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>>538562180
I made 7000 pounds last year selling baked goods. I would've been better off onnthe dole.
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>>538561592
Ok some of these are good unintentionally though.
>5
Niggers. Niggers most affected.
>6
Better trains? Great.
>8
The age keeps getting raised in hope noone reaches it and they die so the government gets teh money instead, this is one of the reasons why they get to do their bullshit schemes like free immigrant hotels, they have a giant money pot they take from and hope everyone dies before they realize theres nothing in it
>9
I have an electric bike, seeing other people on electric bikes makes me want to carry a lead pipe. Niggers most affected. Deliveroo drivers on suicide watch
>10
Based.
>12
Based, how many services are being upheld by this, shit, people go into debt because of this nonsense.
>14
Great. Beats curry and kebab.
>17
Why do they even get this, they literally vote to give themselves free stuff
>20
Great.

I know its a joke but small things have more of a positive effect than big things like just banning social media wholesale and policing the entire internet. Make living standards better rather than trying to steer culture. What is Nigel promising exactly, he is literally running on "im going to fix things" but also said "im not going to deport people" so what even does he plan to do, at least BinFace has a list of shit thats actually fucking doable.
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>>538561893
>what exactly do they want the areas to be seen as in the meantime
Undisputed Israeli territory.
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>>538561636
Bullwrestling trickery
Human towers
Paella
Flicky flicky guitars
er...that's about it.
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>>538561732
I need to get a emergency petrol can of petrol first. In case of emergencies.
But I'll be down later.
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>self published novelists

Lmao, "self-publishing" companies basically charge you to print copies of your "novel" and list it on Amazon where nobody will ever buy it apart from your family and maybe one or two of your friends out of sympathy, they make money from the fees they charge you not from sales of the shitty AI art cover" books
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>i mean of course there should still be benefits for the GENUINELY disabled
--quote from man who spits on, pisses on, shits on, and sets fire to the disabled
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>>538562289
A bit simplistic, that's only the case with the Golan Heights which has been formally annexed, but the rest they want to exist in this territorial limbo where at some vague point they can push through international recognition of the formal annexation of this bit or this other bit.
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sick of it
>>538562368
chatgpt doing wonders for the literary world
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>>538561908
but it is though, and their shabbos goy trump is doing their bidding as usual
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>>538562398
>the rest they want to exist in this territorial limbo where at some vague point they can push through international recognition of the formal annexation of this bit or this other bit.
That was what I meant, apologies for going too far in advance.
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>>538561636
San Miguel
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>>538562430
a chimp off where they tear each other's face off
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>pension bollocks
Sick of it.
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>>538562180
starting a business current year is futile, all risk no reward
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>>538562180
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We need a system like VARS but for hate speech and non-crime hate speech incidents.
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>>538562180
I'm self employed, does that count?
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>>538562548
*VAR
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>>538562559
Guess so.
Just interested in what other people do.
Do you make good money?
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>>538562495
Just start vibe coding and then delegate your work to some AI agents.
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>>538562430
Say it with me:

Rishi Sunak > Keir Starmer > Andy Burnham > Kemi Badenoch > James Cleverly
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>>538562447
it just comes off as so bizarre if you try to think about it for more than 5 seconds, no other country in the world is afforded such a carve out, even the norks and sorks recognise that each other is a country even if they want to annex the other, maybe Taiwan and China? but at least with them they're both chinks
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>>538562611
Fuck off Reeves.
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>>538562430
Begun the jollof wars have
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>>538562673
I'm glad Starmer officially recognised Palestine as a state and Hamas as our allies. It puts us on the right side of history.
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>>538562611
>Do you make good money
not really, although any one of these years now I might catch a break
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>>538562736
>>538561732
boring gimmick is boring
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>>538562048
Probably quite different. Lots of trade, metallurgy, mathematics and philosophy has come out of india for thousands of years and the race for India boosted tech in Europe.

A lot of the industrialisation in Europe relied on cotton from India and then the consumption of manufactured goods by Indians. Indians also physically built a lot of the empires infrastructure in Asia and Africa.
People forget that India has only really been a shithole in recent history. Before that it was the jewel of the crown and everyone wanted a piece.
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>>538562791
What you do?
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>>538562456
beer mentioned
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>>538562837
Used underwear reseller on fb marketplace
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soon
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>>538562931
huh, weird, I was literally discussing that yesterday in Brit/pol/
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>>538562863
headache in a can that stuff
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>>538562863
look at that hand and podgy wrist. Fat cunt.
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>>538562832.
>People forget that India has only really been a shithole in recent history. Before that it was the jewel of the crown and everyone wanted a piece.
Which prompts my question. In 900 BCE China stopped all exports of rice so India filled the gap in the market.
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>>538563038
You've hurt my feelings. Just eat your chicken tikka and STFU eh?
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>>538562863
one time I went home with a dude who gave me lidl san miguel and a bottle of opened smartwater and then, when I started getting tunnel vision, I brought it up and he was like "maybe you drank too much" and I was like hah yeah bullshit it's lidl san miguel, like I've never been this desperate before fuck you

anyway I didn't drink any more of the smartwater and we had a lovely time
this is probably the story of how I almost got dateraped I'm just saying

what am I saying?
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>>538563139
Incredible how you don't get it that nobody wants you here.
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How do those without Split AC / portable AC sleep in this heat?
I have to set my portable AC to 18-20c every night to get 8 hours of sleep.
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The day of the bin fast approaches
Tick tock
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>>538562832
bloody basterd benchod Britishers stole all of Bharat's wealth
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>>538563157
always dring
the smart water
when it is handed
to you
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>>538563171
I never claim to talk for everyone, strangely you do.
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>>538563174
A fan can work but it dries me out
Slept on the sofa with the portable AC last night, much better
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>>538563174
They live in Scotland
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>>538561359
>watch-as-neo-nazi-21-sentenced-for-terrorism-offences
Did he hold up a sign saying things the establishment didn't like?
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>>538563220
yes because smartwater is expensive
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>>538563183
he should use a wheelie bin for a hat/face/head whatever
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>>538563226
I'm just echoing what others have said. You're a desperate attention seeker wanting to fit in when everyone else wants you to fuck off.
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Normies I know are in panic mode because they don't own a portable AC / cannot buy/find one.
Is this how normies act? They can only think in the present.
Summers getting hotter but you didn't think to buy it before it gets hot?
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https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz6gxe61p70o
lmao
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>>538563274
He is not allowed to use anything that resembles a bucket because he does not own the rights to bucket head and the BBC won't license it.
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>>538563157
You have to drink all of the Smart Water
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>>538562368
There's not a lot of money in the "self-publishing" market. Most of the companies that do it make most of their money from doing small print runs in the technical field. The self-publishing shit is so they can run the printers all night.
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>Ndodana Mkhanyisi Tshuma

Nice house they had
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>>538563360
What happens if you point the fan at the window?
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why havent people caught on yet to the "make everything woke to stir up controversy and get free marketing" gimmick
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>>538563287
What age were you when you got circumcised?
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>>538563287
Strange your responses to my posts earlier in this thread were quite amicable.
A little hypocritical n'est pas?
Anyway
Filtered.
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>>538563360
>just open your windows when its hotter outside than inside!
wow BBC brainlets at it again
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>>538563174
if I'm awake during the day I duck down behind my sofa during the part of the day where the sun is coming over my window, with my curtains closed, and I'm thinking of cutting gashes in my sofa so I can balance wooden beams in it and put a monitor there so I can literally just lay there, in my whole, watching youtube on my back like a total frogperson
the easiest way to deal with it though is to sleep through the hottest part of the day entirely and then walk around at night when it's cool
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>>538561359
>Alfie Coleman was just 19 when he was caught in an MI5 sting trying to buy a Makarov semi-automatic pistol, five magazines, and 200 rounds of ammunition, with £3,500 saved from his part-time supermarket job.
Why is MI5 setting up 19-year olds?
Are they on Facebook offering guns to kids to see who bites?
What a bunch of faggots
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Josh still an obese virgin with no friends? Thought so lmao
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>>538563382
he wanted me to drink all of the smartwater
lucky for me I'd spent the weekend watching Unsolved Mysteries on YouTube and was like aha you cheeky bastard ur trying to murder rape me and dispose of me in a lake I just know it
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>>538562932
What a couple of wally's!
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>>538562674
She's desperate. The yookay credit is maxed out to the max. She's banging on another revenue stream so she can keep bame shopping.
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>>538563469
you expel the hotter air in the room?
that's how refrigeration works
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>>538563197
The EIC plainly stated how they raped India at the time desu
>I shall only say that such a scene of anarchy, confusion, bribery, corruption, and extortion was never seen or heard of in any country but Bengal; nor did such and so many fortunes acquire in so unjust and rapacious a manner. The three provinces of Bengal, Bihar and Orissa producing a clear revenue of £3 million sterling, have been under the absolute management of the company's servants, ever since Mir Jafar's restoration to the subahship; and they have, both civil and military, exacted and levied contributions from every man of power and consequence, from the Nawab down to the lowest zamindar.
That's Robert Clive who left India with about 100 million in todays money.
So much so that MPs tried to fuck him

>A great famine killed about a third of the population of Bengal between 1769 and 1773. It was argued at the time, notably by Adam Smith, that East India Company officials caused the famine due to bad management, particularly their abuse of trade monopoly and land tax for personal gain.[75][76] These revelations and subsequent debates in Parliament reduced Clive's political popularity.[77]

>In 1772 Parliament opened an inquiry into the East India Company's practices in India. Clive's political opponents turned these hearings into attacks on Clive. Questioned about some of the large sums of money he had received while in India, Clive pointed out that they were not contrary to accepted Company practice, and defended his behaviour by stating that he had foregone opportunities for greater gain, concluding memorably: "I stand astonished at my own moderation."
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>>538563342
It's like this with everything
They pankc buy the latest thing - crypto, gold, silver, meme stocks
You name it, they are late every single time
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>>538563505
>Makarov
Bet he lurked on /k/
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>>538561592
Actually, here they are for Clacton. Really keeping up with the times by mentioning Boris.

Final one on the page looks interesting.

>If you're elected, you finish the job.
Harvey will panic if that happens and cause a second by-election.
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>>538563469
You solve global warming. I reckon all them shit windmills you see are actually big fans.
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>>538561762
>He is a BBC employee. That's why he can afford to travel all over the UK and agitate every slightly centralist candidate. Note how no one at all does the same to the extreme left candidates.
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>>538563469
>>538563553
>Bongs reinvent AC
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>>538563497
>whole
>>538563542
Fucking women. Hordes of BAMEs back home and still tries to justify buying more.
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>>538562736
fuck jews
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>>538563553
>that's how refrigeration works
refrigeration uses the carnot cycle
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>>538563360
Honestly it's irresponsible for them to promote pathetic attenpts at cooling like this
If someone is genuinely vulnerable to heat like a baby or an old person you shouldn't be arsing around with half measures like this thinking they are going to work
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>>538563485
>Strange your responses to my posts earlier in this thread were quite amicable.
First time I've replied to you all thread actually. You're a sad twat.

>middle-aged man can't take being called out for what he is
Kek, manchild.
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>>538563642
I Carnot believe it
Watt is that
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>>538563647
Just put some ice in the bath and go for a sleep.
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>>538563630
> with bricks
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>>538563594
>Solve the border issue with Ireland by making them rejoin the UK
>Reinstate the Angevin empire by making France join
>Annex Greece so Brits can travel domestically
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>>538563626
yeah I do that I very strongly think I've spelt a word right and actually it's a similar word or a similarly themed word and I've just got confused
even proof-reading doesn't check it because it's not a typo, it's a correctly spelled word, just not the right one, so I still read it as correct
it's a problem, you're right

but at least it means I'm not AI right
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Voter bintimidation
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>>538563697
Or slush puppies
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>>538562970
I bet they've not sold that Uno.
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>>538563740
Unless you've been told to make common ESL mistakes.
>>
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>>538563360
The real way:
1. Place fan in middle of room, pointing at open window
2. Use plant mister to spray air in between fan and window
3. Microscopic water droplets vapourize as they absorb heat from the surrounding air
4. Fan blows heat out of window
Anything else just sucks.
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>>538562932
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>>538563681
>First time I've replied to you all thread actually. You're a sad twat.

What's this then?
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Still filtered.
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>>538563847
Post cable landing stations
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>>538560116
based binface
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>>538563360
Still not as efficient as dipping your cock into a glass of water then standing in front of the fan
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>>538563505
as usual the demand for white far right terrorists outstrips supply so they have to manufacture them and some poor dim lad has to be hung out to dry so they can say
>the dangers of far right white supremacist terror attacks has greatly increased
it would be good to see the chat logs but that will never happen
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>>538563893
https://www.submarinecablemap.com/country/united-kingdom
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>in 20 years a Ghanian will convince the people this was King Charles III
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>>538559368
>he's back again posting walls of texts
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>>538563853
The real way:
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>>538563536
You only think you watched unsolved mysteries.
In reality, you drank the smart water.
You're currently unconscious.
None of this is real.
WAKE UP!
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>>538564066
maybe we've all had a little swig on the smart water
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>>538563556
despite the jewish corporate rape of india by the eic india still benefited hugely from colonialism
>>
I've been mining and trading crypto for like 15 years.
I've never paid a penny in tax.
Am I fucked?
Don't think I have all my records.
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>>538564052
Imagine the smell
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>>538564228
Total
>>538564228
BAME
>>538564228
Deportation
>>538564228
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>>538563647
like the candles and flower pots psyop every winter now
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>>538563910
This would be so funny
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>>538558932
>>538564186
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>>538564262
Told a work colleague about that technique. Apparently it worked really well kek
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>>538564164
How?
Unifying them was a bad thing for them.
Extracting resources was a bad thing for them.
The railways were the equivalent of about one line per area the size of England, and they built them themselves with local labour to facilitate the extraction.

They ended up dying in European world wars.

Their monarchies were demolished.
Their traditional caste system was demolished.

Only indians it benefited were those rich jeets who siphoned off money from niggers in Africa imo.
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>>538564289
Don't judge me.
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>>538564325
no it doesn't work at all and is absolutely retarded, there is no magic way to increase the output of 1 candle, doesn't matter what you do
1 candle power = 1 candle power
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>>538558932
None. You can hire them to blow you by the hour for a few quid.
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>>538564556
uhm you stick 3 under there, what now?
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>>538564335
they benefited from a massive reduction in infant mortality and a massive increase in agricultural and industrial output, there are billions of jeets alive today thanks to colonisation
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>>538564556
>what's a heatsink
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>>538564595
do you believe in life after love
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>>538563594
Old 4chan would've hyped this bloke but modern 4chan is just bots.
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>>538563408
>kills his whole family
>stops to grab a coke and a water for the plane ride
Why is that funny to me?
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>>538564711
a heatsink is a passive heat radiator generally used to cool things that get hot
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>>538564556
OK. I guess I'll just nail all my furniture to the ceiling and live upside down.
see
>>538564711
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>>538563408
so he just went back home then? weird, I thought they couldn't do that
>>
Amazing how people reject evidence if it disagrees with their worldview.
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>>538563360
fuck sake, just get AC, the portable one is good enough
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>>538564658
Uh no.
Between 1800 and 1950 the lifespan of a brit went from 34 to 66

In the same time the indian one went from 34 to 35

When they gained independence it shot up.
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>>538561037
My people! Kek
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>>538565148
straw man, infant mortality isn't life expectancy and the reason that life expectancy increased was still the legacy of colonialism, stop being a jeet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgVNAb9NLfc
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>>538563882
Clearly I'd overlooked that. But no surprise you went back on your word about filtering me. As expected from an attention seeking bore.
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>>538563832
you can also believe that too, I'm not bothered
just wanted a snappy way to tie that all up

typically I don't see AI text make mistakes
you could do that, but who would?
what level of evil retard do you have to be to make a cacluclator make spelling mistakes?
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>>538564066
you've drank the water alright

unfortunately it clearly did not make you smart
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>>538564066
but no on the real it's not even gonna be like my first abstraction of reality, I'm on like my seventh fucking inception by now
get on my level
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>>538565148
also the british empire such as it was did not conquer india by force, it was a corporate takeover that exploited the patriotism of the british people to support its aims militarily, the conquest of india by islam cost 80 million lives
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>>538565291
Infant mortality is exactly the reason the life expectancy across the globe was so low for so long mate.
I didn't say the empire was a disgrace. I'm saying that it didn't benefit Indians. Just like the pakis coming over and setting up sharia zones doesn't benefit us because it's a non native influence imposing on a native one.

Which i thought would be uncontroversial on a nationalist website.
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>>538565578
>it didn't benefit Indians
this is objectively false, sorry
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>>538565514
>I'm on like my seventh fucking inception by now
>get on my level
Watching you in my Palantiri right now
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>>538565738
you wanna check out my highlights reel
I'm a real character

donate to my patreon
I'm not exactly against the idea of off-the-books espionage work but again it depends on the quality of drugs and hookers you provide
>>
I'll settle for mid-tier drugs but I'm going to need top quality hookers
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>>538558699
are nige moving up in the world
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>>538565443
Same people who eat baby foreskins. And eat babies.
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>>538565673
I've given you my evidence. And you've given me vagueries and hand waving.



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