How do those of you who are zoomers cope with your coworkers?>27>Skinny white boy>Living in a larger town in Georgia and working in software development >Cubicle farm>Don't really know my coworkers well because they all just kinda sit in their own cube. >Get assigned to work with this 26 year old fat filipina >She's from a upper-middle class background, has a Masters degree, lives in the boujee side of town>Obsessed with sports, anime, and watching whatever is on streaming services >She collects funko pops, constantly drinks starbucks>She talks 24/7 about her "anxiety" and "depression">Constantly says she "Doesn't feel safe" living in our city because it's "too white" and she could "literally be lynched for being brown">Says she's afraid of "being deportrd just for being brown">Tells me I have white privilege.>Accuses me of flirting with her (I'm gay but straight passing, I don't make it my whole personality) when I do something nice.>She's dating a guy who is 50.When did coworkers get this retarded?
>>538561875>coworkersWow, that does sound awful. I hope you'll heal soon.
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>>538562156I saw Georgia in my post. I mean the state. I'm a USfaggot
>>538561875sometimes i think my memories are just rental properties and I'm a terrible landlord. Like, i don't even notice how they're renovating without my permission. The paint is the wrong colour, the furniture has been moved and there's rooms that haven't been there before. And I'm standing there in my brain, asking if i celebrated my birthday at pizza hut or the cathedral? I remember both, I remember the pizza tasted like incense. And the memory just shrugs like "you stopped paying attention, so i redecorated." It's like i don't own anything up there. Almost like I'm just another tenant in ny skull and my skull is some motherfucking slumlord. And one day I'll just get evicted and the new tenant will be another version of me who doesn't mind all the wrong paint colours. I bet those people with split personalities are just tenants who didn't want to leave and now live there like in a shared apartment.
Condescend to men of low estate
>>538561875I flirt with the sexy women on my shift. I have game like you wouldn't believe.
>>538562382Oh wait I mean tge women that come through on my shift. I rarely see my coworkers.
Just realize those types are permafucked.
>>538561875> Be gay> Cubicle farm There is your problem
>>538562488Shut up faggot. You have been pushing anons for years to work here and they have suffered so much because of you. Working is bad and you are bad.
>>538562826>You have been pushing anons for years to work hereI can't convince anyone to do anything, but dont come bitching to ol'Breaky here when you're a broke bum who is homeless, hungry, and addicted to fentanyl.
>>538562025An all time great image. Says more than all the words in the thread combined.
>gayThere's your problem. You have to deport and kill them.
>>538563002Sadly it's just an exaggeration when most NEETs look like pic related and are miserable af.
>>538562488>>538562897Reminder that fakeroom bought a trip code from the real old Walmart anon that would post break room pictures
>>538562025>>538561875
>>538561875>gay wagie shit nobody cares aboutdie you worthless wagie scum
>>538563073Yeah I know that NEETs are not literally green frogs, thank you
>>538561875I dunno OP report her to HR for racism. Say she makes you uncomfortable or something bringing up your race
>>538563081You cant buy tripcodes because there's no way to relinquish chain-of-custody. Popped for lying and being obsessed with a nigga you're never going to meet. Order up.
>>538561875You're there to make money, not friends. Job isn't high school.
>>538563134The frog is too played out at this point.
>>538561875That's what you get for working in "software development". If you want all white coworkers get into embedded software development. My development team is all white, all highly qualified, pretty based, and all male.Women don't know about embedded software so they haven't infiltrated that yet, embedded development also takes actual skill and technical knowledge so that's a barrier for them as well.
>>538563092This nigger is right though
>>538561875>boujeeIgnored. Kill yourself faggot.
My coworkers are all jeets, every day is a new episode on just sheer lazyness/idiocy and bad hygiene
In Georgia they have this food called Hatsapuri. No need to oil up your lips after eating one such food.
>>538561875I had to teach an intern this year how to create a new folder on a Windows computer, and navigate a Save As window. I work as an engineer at an airplane manufacturer.Zoomers are far worse at computers than boomers ever were.
>>538561875>27>refer to yourself as a boyI wish your entire generation was wiped out. you use the words that your enemies use for you without even thinking about it.
>>538563687Jesus Christmas is it THAT bad?
>>538563081you're breakroom.
>>538561875My favourite is>Did you hear about the latest...>>Is this related to the project?>no, it's basically gossip.>>I'd rather no..>imma tell you anyway.Got a broken leg so I can't even run away from it.
>>538563858This is it! This is my I AM SHARTICUS MOMENT!
>>538561875>Constantly says she "Doesn't feel safe" living in our city because it's "too white" and she could "literally be lynched for being brown">in Current Year GADear God in Heaven I fucking wish modern-day Georgia and all of the South was as fucking racist and Based as it was 40 years ago and these people's fears were goddamned founded at all. If they were we wouldn't be so close to total absolute fucking distinction and being reduced to the first-ever truly Kalergified region of the United States of America.Bitch in OP really acts like Atlanta isn't the most niggerfied gayest city in the South in the gayest and most niggerfied state in the whole Union.The truth is even the most Based and racially-aware SouthNat isn't gonna do anything to some random Non because what you lose isn't worth it and, ironically, most Southerners would disown you and make an example of you to try once again pointlessly to prove they're, "one of the good ones." The vast majority of Southerners are still brainwashed by a combination of White Guilt Lite and, "Heritage not Hate!" Rainbow Confederatism.If I didn't have real-live blood-and-soil in this place and like zero desire to leave the biome and had any real desire to go somewhere else I swear to God by now I would've sold out pulled up stakes and gone somewhere the fuck else.
>>538561875>You are whiteDon't lie, your just a faggot Mexican.
>>538561875>I'm gayOP is a faggot
>>538565070I’m straight. I always tell people I’m straight so they know bc I just can’t keep it to myself.
>>538564092Hey that's one of the Anime I watched. Fun culture.
>>538561875Thats extremely common for cities you have clowndults. Women in their 30s who watch and collect paw patrol merchandise if you travel to small town USA there women that get married 20 and by the time they that age have 4 kids.
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