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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78WZhTRJ1WI

>Farage's rivals rule out standing in Clacton by-election
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cjdg4y3g0z7o
>'Overwhelming vindication of our journalism': Paul Dacre hails Daily Mail victory over Prince Harry
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15959233/Prince-Harry-phone-hacking-case-Paul-Dacre.html
>Rachel Reeves says 'hundreds of letters sent' as petrol rules broken
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2226593/rachel-reeves-says-hundreds-letters
>Farage by-election gamble turns to farce
https://archive.ph/9ZbGx
>Two in five Britons think Muslims cannot integrate in UK, poll finds
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/jul/08/two-in-five-britons-think-muslims-cannot-integrate-in-uk-poll-finds
>UK ‘under daily attack’ from Russia and needs to ‘wake up’ to threats, Starmer’s military adviser warns
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/defence-russia-starmer-robertson-nato-b3010376.html
>Domino’s, Papa John’s, KFC and Burger King ads cleared under new junk food rules
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/asa-kfc-burger-king-domino-government-b1289147.html
>More people to get liver transplants after new procedure given green light
https://www.itv.com/news/2026-07-07/more-people-to-get-liver-transplants-after-new-procedure-given-green-light
>Value of UK takeover bids outstrips new London listings by 27 to 1
https://archive.ph/DSRzs
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what happened when I fell over with a boner
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Announcement: brit/pol/ will be standing in the Clacton by-election.
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>>538571082
>2026
>still trusting bankers
Lol
Lmao even
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>>538571175
>Marianna's trench
ffs, everything reminds me of her
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>>538571221
I suggest you yolo into deez
>what's deez
DEEZNUTZ
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What a stupid faggot.

>Hey Chud, want to buy this gun oy vey?!

Btw - is entrapment legal in this country? Sounds like the whole thing was orchestrated by MI5 - would he have done this, if not coaxed by them to do so?
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>>538571308
>Btw - is entrapment legal in this country? Sounds like the whole thing was orchestrated by MI5 - would he have done this, if not coaxed by them to do so
Yeah, bojo made it legal in 2020. State assets can use any tactic, illegal or otherwise without breaking the law as long as their target gets convicted.
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>>538571308
Yes - but in a grey area.
They can't plant the idea - only interact with someone who was likely going to do it anyway.
I don't know how you'd prove this.
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>>538571404
Got any more info on specific law change?
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>>538571308
That's not entrapment.
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>>538571404
>>538571446
Interesting.
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Didn't add him to the no-fly list, because that would be racist.
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good news: after a scare yesterday when he failed to tweet his lunch, dinner, supper or early bedtime, timothy is back in the saddle today and just scored his early bedtime. he can stand in clacton after all
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>>538571308
He's white so basically the police and the judiciary can do whatever they want.
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>>538571721
Odd init.
They must already know where he fled to. Any bets?
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>>538571308
>Btw - is entrapment legal in this country?
Yes.

> would he have done this, if not coaxed by them to do so?
He'd have probably just screamed at his work colleagues after a bad day and quit or been fired.
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>>538571761
Wales
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>>538571761
already been said, zimbabwe
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>>538571849
They got airports in Wales now??
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He thinks we're fucking thick.
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>>538571404
This. They can also directly lie to your face and mislead you about the law. They can something is illegal, or is a legal requirement, even if it isn't.
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>Zimbabwe is no longer a designated Part 2 territory under the Extradition Act 2003, meaning there is no current international agreement for extradition between the UK and Zimbabwe. Extradition requests can still be considered on a case-by-case basis under specific legal provisions.
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>>538571082
>MUH Mass Remigration
>power structure who caused all the migration and suffering not mentioned
>the current system as a whole who caused all this not mentioned
>the financial system not mentioned
>money creation not mentioned
>MUH Remigration

Why so many people are still cattle?
>took the vax
Oh ok, sorry. My bad.
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>>538571950
Send the SAS.
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>>538571685
>>538571505
https://centralchambers.co.uk/vigilantes-and-entrapment/
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>>538571761
One of these countries if he's a smart nog.
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>>538571446
>They can't plant the idea
They can and do, they'll get him into a discord server or some other such shit full of feds all discussing and encouraging the same sort of behaviour and then they'll conveniently leave that out of their investigation. They'll only ever peel away just enough layers to get the result they want, never show the whole picture. They'd have literally sent him to their super secret naughty boy encrypted app from their discord, effectively given him a personal handler and gone from there.

Kid could have very well been pissed off at the state of things, frustrated with his job etc, but that means he needs help, good role models, community, support, not stitching up to push political agendas.
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>>538572012
>NOOOO YOU GOT TO TALK ABOUT ABSTRACT THINGS THAT NORMIES DONT UNDERSTAND YOU CANT JUST SEND THEM BACK!
One step at a time hans
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>>538572046
Not exactly holiday destinations are they, you'd be better off hiding in a wheelie bin for a bit.
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https://xcancel.com/raelbrav/status/2074738418311905655#m
>This is a fascinating clip for two reasons. First, it shows the Conservatives are not remotely sorry for presiding over record levels of immigration.
>Second, it confirms that this was not a failure of competence. It was a deliberate political choice to let immigration spiral out of control.
>This is something I’ve been saying for a long time. When the Conservatives promised to reduce immigration, they never meant it. They lied. This wasn’t incompetence. It wasn’t a mistake. It was a conscious political choice.
God I hate Gove
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>>538572113
That's the grey area - how much nudging is too much?
I looked it up the other day believing it was illegal, but it isn't.
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>>538572046
At least half of those are high up on our list of immigrants. Odd init.
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>>538571885
BAA
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if it's black it's going back
if it's brown it's returning now
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>>538572046
>Chad
He's unstoppable.
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>>538572277
Checked
>Reimmigration to have an english nation
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>>538572277
The average Brit would deport you to the moon over Bukayo Saka and those like him.
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>>538572209
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>>538572164
>cause more suffering by common people who basically just pawns
>elites laugh their asses off
If one step at a time, why not starting with remigrating the elites and their media?
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>>538572381
Say no more
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>>538572380
we seize the media and reprogram the whites into sensible self-preservation and supporting remigration
simple as
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idk why right wing people hate Keir Starmer so much when he's objectively more right wing on immigration and defence spending than any Tory PM this century has been and has worked so hard to sideline Labour's left flank. You'll miss him when he's gone.
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>>538572200
Didn't Gove let it slip to Bowden back in the day that he knows full well what he's doing concerning immigration? He's self aware careerist which in my opinion is far worse than him being some kind of utopian idiot.
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Why has nigel stepped down, but is also standing for his seat again? Wtf.
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>>538572380
Less people seem to be bothered about the football this time around I've noticed.
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>>538572393
Normies don’t understand Hans removing the tools of ethnocide (The invaders they see everyday) is a thing they do understand don’t let perfection stand in the way of progress.
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had an ice lolly now shitting out my ginsters from earlier
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I think the jeets have won just in terms of pure numbers.
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>>538572470
Atleast he is now accepted into the bouler club
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Pakistan said they'll take the rape gang leader back if we also give them some of their political dissidents, who are hiding here for some reason.
Seems like a win/win for Pakistan. They get to execute some people they don't like, and they'll be able to give the rapist a hero's welcome and award him a medal.
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>>538572523
Dementia coming on strong.
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>>538572470
Yes there's that infamous passage where he (or someone suspiciously like him) says something on the lines of "gosh we can't do that, it'll cause chaos and be unBritish" which doesn't justify making a bad situation way worse.
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There's a restore meeting later. Said I'd go, hmmm.
>>538572558
I had an icelolly earlier. Is that what happens?
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>>538572631
>take
Why does this matter?
Just air drop them over karachi.
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>>538572558
You stuck it up your bum, didn't you.
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>>538572712
Just pay a corrupt leader in jeetstan a 100 million pound he can’t resist
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>>538572631
A win/win for us as well, well a limited win as there are a number of other options
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>>538572458
Spastic.
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I got a threatening letter from a premier league player demanding cash

You could call it proper black mail on the pitch
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>>538572209
>That's the grey area - how much nudging is too much?
The second cops start pretending to be crims and interacting with people. I'm personally ok with surveillance. If cops want to send cunts here or wherever to quietly observe and report, I think that's fair, but the second they start interacting with, inciting or encouraging crime in anyway, that crosses a line, that is manipulation, that is coercion, crimes in and of themselves.

If you want to argue that he'd have committed those crimes anyway you can fuck off. It sets an extremely dangerous precedent of locking people up for "pre-crime", the definition and scope of which they can change on a dime as the political winds shift.
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I don't know about you lads but I think I hate Wonderwall even more than I hate Sweet Caroline.
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>>538572627
>>538572662
For me it's the coked up bender he had after his divorce where the press caught him off his absolute bollocks in some dingy Scottish nightclub.
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>>538571308
jesus christ, that dude has the same physiogonomy as klaus schwab
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>>538572931
three liars on me shirt
jews remain still seething
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Bojo for Clacton
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>>538572931
I really dislike Mr. Brightside.
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>>538571308
they're so good at catching far right wings terrorists that they've never actually done a crime
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>>538572797
>jeets
These are pakis. Jeets don't really tend to rape and nonce all that much here. Not even the indian Muslims weirdly. Something about that line on the map really fucks the pakis in the head for some reason.
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Total bincel victory
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>>538573085
Grrrr
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>>538572759
get on my level pleb, my asshole/taint/balls stay smelling like bombpops. wife absolutly loves it
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>>538572906
it would be funny if some based anon lured out the coppers and got them done for entrapment, like a reverse sting
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>>538573248
jesus christ
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>>538573248
can't get more first world than this
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>>538573248
Are they flavoured?
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>>538573085
this and bill withers lovely day both make me want to punch the radio when it comes
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>>538573291
don't be jelly, i'm sure amazon will ship some across the pond. i get em for free cuz my insurance gives me a prepaid card with 85$ on it a month to buy hygeine and health necessities.
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You're an annoying country.
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>>538573248
>out of stock
War is coming.
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>>538572526
Where do you live, the Shetland Islands?
>>538572439
>we seize the media and reprogram the whites into sensible self-preservation and supporting remigration
>simple as
doesn't work like that
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>>538573085
also Mr blue sky
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>>538573315
meh, sorta, my wife says my balls taste like bomb pop flavored sugar free gum, the xylatol shit
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>>538572671
yes
>>538572759
yes
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>>538573419
lmao
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>>538573384
Don't need em
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>>538573412
You're are in a disgusting state
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>>538573442
Too much
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>>538573012
he’s since admitted to wanking to shabana mahmood. legend
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>>538572906
I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly. The minute they break the law, to make someone else break the law, the entire chain should be void. It's morally bankrupt egging on the most impressionable to intent on a crime they never would have intended if these glowies had just let him shitpost in peace.
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>>538572200
Gove is genuinely the slimiest person in the British government
just repulsive physiognomy
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>>538573484
but does your taint smell like a bomb pop?
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What's for din dins, lads?
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Someone get their grandad he's growling at folk.
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should we unironically support binface? farage losing to him would be well deserved and a kino end for his political career
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>>538573421
>doesn't work like that
it could if white men decided to work together and rise up against the epsteinocratic mass immigrator tyrants
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>>538573484
how do you use that without standing up and having it run down your legs and get everywhere? i thought they were inside the bog and laser focused on the anus?
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>>538573529
Sexual deviance seems to be a prerequisite for getting into party politics, must be some kind of blackmail thing.
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>>538573583
Just squeaky clean (tho water temp in winter is bracing)
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>>538573518
more like not enough, they should have more sweetners in it. i'd use stevia because not much can grow using it as a food source since everything hates ragweed
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>>538572931
Based.
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>>538573602
Not giving Farage an easy way out would be even better.
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>>538573602
you should support whoever you want to support, dear :^)
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>>538572931
> Sweet Caroline.
literal nonce song for the bovine headed masses written by a middle aged man lusting over a child.. like most boomer culture.
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I never imagined I’d vote Tory again after 2024, but I’m seriously considering it. Kemi seems to be the only sensible political leader at the moment. It’s imperative that Farage is defeated in Clacton to stop him splitting the vote again at the next election. We need to untie the right behind the Conservatives.
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>>538573693
nvr thought about what 50degree water would feel like on the pooper right after waking up...i bet it's invigorating, like putting cocaine around your asshole before having your wife snoot it...super tingly
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>>538573687
you’re not a true tory mp until you’ve been caught stranglewanking in a home counties lay-by
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>>538573754
That's why they were encouraging people to sing it at street parties for the platty jubes
Nonce song for a nonce family
Fuck Paddington
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>>538573781
50F is about 10C - more like 5C 41F.
It does wake you up sharpish
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>>538573694
You got a BAME in your plumbing there lad. Should get that checked.
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>Trump calls Zelenskyy Putin in live Q&A

Fat Spastic
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>>538573890
>*m.jpg
Newfag.
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>>538573693
also that's why we use wetwipes, it makes your butthole squeaky clean, with the added bonus of imparting a scent most find very pleasant. if i wanted to clean my asshole while shitting with jets of water i'd just go shit in my neighbors pool while the pump cycle is on
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>>538573433
>>538573370
Are they played that often though? Blue sky is used a lot in movies OK. I'm talking about any Brit party, or pub live band music. Some retarded punter is going to request Wonderwall for the millionth time because he only know 10 songs.
Mr brightside is fucking horrible though, lyrics are just fucking weird and subversive
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My wife says I'm the coolest smartest person in the whole fucking world
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>>538573890
>Fuck Paddington
cool it with the antisemitism
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We don go paddinton
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>>538573584
is it perchance, chicken ?
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>>538573584
going upmarket ...
beans on toast with an egg on top
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>>538573602
Yes. Farage needs to lose to secure the future of the British Right. Once he’s been thoroughly humiliated, we need to get behind the Conservatives and take the fight to Labour. We cannot Unite the Right while Farage is splitting the vote out of his irrational hatred for the Tories.
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>>538573912
their insidious ways of infiltration never cease to amaze, i wonder who is responsible?
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I bought two saussage rolls from a burger stall earlier.
They were burnt as fuck, not just the pastry, but the sossij too. I couldn't eat it, not only did it taste horrible, but it was piping hot, so I burned my mouth.
I threw it in the bin. £4 that cost and it was my lunch.
I left a bad review on google.
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>>538573973
your wife says taco taco burrito burrito
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>>538573756
The Conservatives are a joke and should never be trusted again, in my opinion.
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>>538574010
>nah Penzance
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My wife says that if she'd ever had sex with anyone else that they'd be worse at sex than me and have a much smaller penis
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>>538574081
Then your opinion is wrong. Kemi is very trustworthy.
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>>538573674
Go in in-between your legs.
I got used to them in SEA and fitted one when I got back.
Just use bog roll to dry up and you use much less.
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>>538574061
My wife says I'm the best driver she's ever known and I can throw further than anyone else she knows
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If we're gonna purge jeets/pakis by putting them into ovens, we need to do it in bakerloo.
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>>538574167
I bet ur wife thinks ur dad is harder than my dad too
I bet she spends all kinds of time with him
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My wife is blonde with blue eyes and has the best tits and arse in the whole world and she makes the best Sunday dinner in the whole world
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>>538574124
weird she said the same thing to me
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>>538573754
Disgusting - more reason to hate that song. Modern hymns for the alcoholic debased boomer/Gen X generation
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>>538574171
we could repurpose coal fired power stations, the jeets could finally contribute
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>>538574225
My wife spends all her time with me because she thinks everyone else is gay and stupid, plus she has our 14 children to look after
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>>538573950
>Mr brightside is fucking horrible though, lyrics are just fucking weird and subversive
Written by a Mormon weirdo about getting cucked.
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>>538574171
You ain't gon do shit lil timmy
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>>538574255
>alcoholic debased boomer/Gen X generation
Jealous.
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>>538574059
Why didn't you take it back and hurl it at the merchant's face?
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>>538574295
ur wife is a liar and u are a fool
she's gonna run off with him to cyprus and leave you with 14 retarded children
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>>538574254
Lol no, she's actually mute, she " says" everything in sing language, but you didn't know that because you're lying
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>>538574255
People shit on Christian music but this secular worship music is fucking wank.
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>>538574130
Her party contains too many wets that would happier in the Lib Dems. The Conservatives need to become the Nasty Party again. Even the Party Logo is a fucking tree. They are the Nimby party for Waitrose shoppers.
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>>538574361
I'll never buy from them again.
I said "I wouldn't feed that to a dog" in the review
1 star!
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>>538574373
She can't run because she's always just been fucked to hard by me
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>>538573273
>it would be funny if some based anon lured out the coppers and got them done for entrapment, like a reverse sting
They don't even need our help, feds entrap themselves regularly. Look up the Whitmer kidnapping plot in the US sometime.

20 people involved, 16 of them were feds or fed informants, the whole thing was a hilarious clusterfuck. You had feds sleeping with feds not knowing they were feds, feds telling other feds to write manifestos, feds telling feds to destroy evidence.
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>>538574143
you are the most aspirational individual i’ve ever encountered. you’ve got a wife who likes you, kids, a cat, a bidet and probably mixer taps. that’s everything i’ve ever wanted out of life
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My wife says I'm the best in the world at reversing the car
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>>538574353
Still got it Bruvva!
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>>538574431
My dog won't eat lots of things I eat from the takeaway.
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>>538574479
Your wife says my cock is bigger than yours and you struggle to get it up.
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>>538574241
my wife is the latina umpa lumpa from guatamala version of mr 5x5, she's five feet tall and five feet wide. she don't measure no mo from her head to her toe than she do from side to side.
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>>538571082
Lowe's useless
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>>538574463
But I have to live with the French - worse - I'm linked to them through my kids.
A life sentence.
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>>538574445
you've fallen for the oldest trick in the book
she's already got back up, got dressed, put on new lipstick, cleared out your bank accounts and met ur dad at the airport
good luck raising 14 kids on one food bank voucher a month
gonna house you next to some really loud black people, in a tower block
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>>538574557
half the time we fuck i don't even insert because i get too randy and just grab any roll, tuck it, and fuck it
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>>538574492
That guys physionomy is crazy. The face at least.
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>timmies fantasising about the death of us Aryans again like the jews they are
Lol
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>>538574555
You're lying out of envy because I have the perfect wife who acknowledges my superiority among all males
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>>538574345
That's obviously fake.
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>>538574479
Does she have any evidence to back up that claim?
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>>538574557
You're a gay nigger and a twat
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>>538574631
Proper medieval looking bloke.
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>>538574585
be careful out there
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>>538573950
there are radio stations that play lovely day and blue sky all the time
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>>538574594
Lol, I have the best wife ever and you have to make up lies because you're a lonely incel gaylord
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>>538574448
lmao
fucking pigs
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Clearly a quare
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>>538574670
Yea loads and loads
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>wogdan getting bullied by the norwegians again
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>>538574656
Yeah it's an illustration, timmy.
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>>538574782
>of trying to change their child's sexuality or gender identity
Keep in mind that this only applies one way. You're still allowed to turn your kid into a tranny, you're just not allowed to turn them back.
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>>538574746
I saw 2 nogs here in May - still fuming.
They might have been banana rustlers.
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>>538574828
A fake illustration.
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>>538574782
>abusively trying to change their child's sexuality or gender
Cool so HRT is banned now until 18?
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>>538573161
(((polymarket)))
where the rules are made up and you have to vote on who you think was the winner
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>>538574828
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>>538574826
Kys you fat paedophile
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Jeffery epsten tried to buy my wife for a week for $2,000,000 I said fuck off you jewish prick and he was so impressed with how I stood up to him and how I managed to have such a beautiful wife that he didn't even have me killed or anything
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>>538574671
i killed your god and there's nothing you can do about it
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>>538574763
they're going to open an olive farm and have a child and name it after you while jamal plays "urban music" at all hours and ur 14 kids fight each other for dominance of the one single chicken you can afford per month
it's alright I'm sure you'll lose at least two per year to gang violence

but your wife and your dad are happy together, they started a new life without you, and all you have left to do now is heal
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>>538574171
Jeets will be easy. Pakis too, but they're definitely more organised.
Pakis are jeets, but inbred and even more rape in them.
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>>538574916
lol i was just about to post a jamboy myself
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>>538571308
>>538571404
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>>538574945
Can't exactly hide as a paki or a wog either, they don't look like us. It'll be much easier to round them up albeit also much more chaotic and violent.
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>>538574927
I'm 98 years old and she's 82 so wevyhad a good run anyway, so it doesn't matter we have 63 grandchildren and 70 great-grandchildren so far
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>>538574959
>Medicine and Healthcare Regulation Authority
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>>538574799
Impressive.
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>>538574081
>Chinese wife
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>>538575033
oh then we actually have a great range of bungalows for people in your age group
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>>538574945
Pakis are better than jeets in every way. Sukhdeep
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>>538575041
Were multi millionaires too lel
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>>538575088
They're exactly the same thing. A lot of jeets in the UK are muzzies too.
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>>538575070
I live in a castle with robot helpers
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>>538574959
>environment agency
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>>538575002
ya just need to force them into press gangs for labor purposes. that's what we do with niggers, white trash, spics, and other assorted browns in america. the prisons lease them out to municipalities to clean out sewage lines, do landfill work, farming, and now we're pulling 375 prisoners from each state (10k total) and sending them to mississippi ships yards to build tankers and refit ships for the navy @ $1.25/hour
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>>538575106
Look at him with his gloves on such a clean and pious man, love mudslimes I do me
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and so we start day one, can't wait for a hosepipe ban. If we've got AI why do we need a million or 10 million bames?
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>>538573584
Cheese and kimchi stuffed chicken thighs wrapped in bacon.
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>>538575202
Hey Charlie Downes
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>>538571082
Can someone explain why there's a restore and reform party
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>>538575171
This is what my wife is always saying to me, I'm so successful
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>>538575132
bungalows are like castles but they're all on one floor
do you want a toilet at the front, and back, of your house?
you can have that, with a bungalow
have a massive garden too
really you have no idea
I know you're like nearly dead and we could give this house to practically anybody to start a real life with, but seriously old dude
do you want this fucking bungalow with this huge garden and two toilets and a fucking spare room for cheap?

best deal you're gonna get this side of the grave mate
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>>538575219
Wet bulb heat dome global boiling has got to your head laddo
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>>538575199
I don't agree with press ganging or slave labour. British docks should be manned by British workers paid a fair wage. Prisoners should be beaten, mocked and forced to work planting trees and cleaning the environment, though.
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>>538575300
is having 2 toilets in a home a big deal or somethin?
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>>538574924
>Jeffery epsten tried to buy my wife for a week for $2,000,000 I said fuck off you jewish prick and he was so impressed with how I stood up to him and how I managed to have such a beautiful wife that he didn't even have me killed or anything
Our former Prime Minister Paul Keating gave his daughter to Epstein for free.

Shock horror, he was also the cunt that privatized half the country and sold us out.
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>>538575300
I have a 500 acre estate stocked with all sorts of wildlife and a strict no browns policy enforced by automated knife drones, if a wig like you sets foot on my fiefdom he gets annihilated instantly.
The robots have already put countless others into the furnace, which reminds me I should empty the teeth out again
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>>538575456
She's nowhere near as fit as my wife
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Roma pikeys blasting shitty borat music around the street again, apparently no one else cares even though I could hear it at the very top of the street
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>>538575493
yeah but if you take this home
a younger person
who has more opportunities
could make better use of it

and you can't have that

heck why don't you turn it into a summer home and rent it out to euro-hippies on airbnb during the winter?
think about it?
call me!

otherwise it might need to go to someone who actually needs it which would be a tragedy, they tend to pay terrible rent
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>>538575205
>Risk score: 12

Is there a meaning to this or are they just throwing numbers around for effect
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>>538575344
Downes has literally sucked off muslims live on air lmao
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>>538575456
No - a father pimped-out his own daughter?
I can't believe that.
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>>538575350
it's not slave labor...they came to the UK, now they are paying for their stay w/their labor. and of course native brits should be working the important jobs @ docks, no arguments here. when you got dirty, hard fucking side jobs tho pressgangs are second to none because they can't complain and they are fuckin cheap.

if you don't want your foreign hordes workin em then you too should take all the white britons out of prison who can work trades and put em on the docks @ fair wage and trained by local unions. there's about 1,200 of the 10,000 that are getting paid full wages which i think is $30ish an hour + overtime.

you can get native britons out of jail that way and have em all learn a trade so they will be productive members of society. can't believe a brit would be against slave labor lol
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>>538575614
Yeah sure but I'm not him you fucking sausage
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>>538575658
i saw a kid sell crack to his dad once...was an eye opening experience...not as fucked up as passing your girls off to yiddlers, but still pretty bad
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>>538575588
You don't have your own castle do you, this post has bedsit energy dripping off it
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>>538575707
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>>538575707
eww, you blew a mohammedan? shame on you. what would your mother think about her son noncing it up
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>>538575658
>No - a father pimped-out his own daughter?
>I can't believe that.
The sister pimped her sister out as well. Amazing family.
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>>538575851
So they weren't underage at that moment then.
Still - Christmas dinners must be awkward.
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>>538575753
at a certain point we transitioned from me hassling you to me just being mad about bungalows, you're right
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>>538573248
Do they do a Salad flavour?
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>Looksmaxxing influencer Connor Murphy drowns in Thailand after fleeing police: reports.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/connor-murphy-dead-bodybuilder-looksmaxxing-thailand-b3011313.html
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>>538575848
>>538575849
>blah blah blah
Nigger faggot muslim wankstains
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>>538576111
So many young deaths these days
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>>538576111
He should have bonesmashed and jelqmaxxed
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>>538571890
Not sending their best shitposters I see.
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as an outsider looking upon the clacton election all i wanna say is i think the fuckin bin face guy winning would be funny just because it'd completely torpedo farage's career
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>>538575612
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>>538576019
>So they weren't underage at that moment then.
Nah not at that moment, they were originally in Prince Andrews harem which is how they met Epstein who wanted to pimp them out to others.
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>>538575300
I live in a 4 storey bungalow, it's cozy
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Hot weather is for dirty niggers, it would be unbelievably gay if global boiling was actually real, just another straw on the camels back
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New NRP video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0ZvrkAeWqQ
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>>538576450
that's just a big house
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>>538576111
oh that guy, lol he should have swimmaxxed
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>>538576497
no it's a big bungalow (jeet word btw)
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It's summer and all the pretty girls are out and about
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>economic ruin
>niggers everywhere
>trannies everywhere
>litter like it's mumbai
>laws against white people
>it's fucking always cunting hot too
I hate the shitty future it's so fucking gay and retarded it's unreal
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>RUPERT LOWE ON JOE ROGAN
RUPERT LOWE ON JOE ROGAN
>RUPERT LOEW ON JOE ROGAN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29cMrVtVXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29cMrVtVXY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k29cMrVtVXY
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https://youtu.be/k29cMrVtVXY
Let the boomer cringe commence
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>>538576465
How did that skinny Luke fella even get laid, ffs?
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>>538576670
lowe rogan
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>>538575300
>bungalows are like castles but they're all on one floor
You never been thrown down the stairs in a bungalow before?
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>>538576668
Learn to crime.
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>>538576276
it's funnier than anything I've seen come from Restore. Restoremongs are such tryhards and spergs and can't meme for shit.
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>>538576111
That the guy who snapped on DMT and ended up shagging homeless black trannys?
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>>538576859
>ended up shagging homeless black trannys?
Was he trying to join the Conservative and Unionist Party?
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>>538576849
You'll never beat this
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>>538576754
no because bungalows are like one fucking floor which is why old people love them
one floor
big old floor
garden
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>>538576670
Can't imagine a more boring and irritating guest desu. No thanks, shan't be watching.
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>>538576916
OK NIGEL
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>>538576778
Still niggers everywhere
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>>538576670
2 minutes in and he's already skirting the JQ
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>>538576910
bungalow
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>>538576906
I watched Wayne's world just the other day
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>>538576910
but my bungalow has 4 floors, I know because I counted them
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>>538577009
party time
excellent

>>538577029
then you have a fucking house dickhead
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>>538576963
Rob them. Life's a lot easier when everyone else is the victim.
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1 day into my diet and i already feel like binging on chinese. Had my tea like 15 mins ago
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>>538576910
How did I get thrown down the stairs by Scouse hardmen then?
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>>538576906
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Dicking around with I2P so someone else bake.
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>>538577184
because they threw you down the stairs, in a house
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>>538577123
Two tier policing, digital ID and mass surveillance means this is going to be pretty much impossible, good luck robbing away white genocide
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>>538577184
>Bungalows with stairs
>Scouse hardmen
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>>538576465
Based. Heil Yerbury.
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>>538576465
>a call to arms, a call to the Anglo Celtic warrior which I know every one of you to be.
The lad clearly means well, but you can't be giving speeches like that looking like that because society is inherently feminine. If you're a leader women have to want to fuck you, men have to be willing to wade into violence alongside you.

>knows his flag is unironed
>doesn't think it's important
Fucks sake, that's worse than not knowing.
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>>538577284
the whole thing is rather incredulous innit
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You have 20$, build your ideal socialist party
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>>538576465
>23 likes
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>>538577454
I pocket the $20 and shoot all of them
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>>538577261
Ok victim. Cops were useless 30 years ago, all you have to do these days is stay off X.
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>>538577405
>>knows his flag is unironed
>>doesn't think it's important
yeah, an embarrassing admission
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Trump is really into eugenics
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>>538576428
Turn them in to fertilizer
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>>538577454
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>>538576849
I suspect that you don't even know what I'm talking about.
Which to me at least, just makes it funnier.
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>>538577049
no I told you I live in a bungalow, no need to be so rude
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>>538577514
You're such an outlaw lad aren't you, outside of it all proper tough guy you are. Just going to rob everyone and live high on the hog through it all, you're so freaking based my dood
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New thread when required: >>538577559
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>>538577238
>>538577284
It was a bungalow.
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>>538577454
Adolf Hitler, Dr William Luther Pierce and the wildcard, Charles Manson. Charlie might bring some cool hip new ideas to the party.

Don't know if Mr Mason would be very good actually running a government, so Manson it is.
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>>538577893
Mason also considered Manson the guy anyway.
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>>538577713
I didn't make the fucking bungalow rules
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>>538577454
2 hitlers please
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>>538576670
77 brigade all sitting round watching it together
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WILL THE HOT STOP NOW PLEESE
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>>538578275
this one won't be as bad as the last one
it's gonna intensify real quick and simmer down real quick
you're gonna be okay this time
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>>538578275
Its only 3 days get a grip lad
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>>538578341
>>538578590
fuck this I'm buying one of them air con thingies
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>>538575658
why? Cardinal Wolsey pimped his daughters out to Henry VIII
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>>538574959
>Walk into the break room to see a glowie execute the cleaner
>Tosses gun at your feet
>"You did it"
Jesus
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>>538573890
freeloading illegal peruvian preservative addict



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