So let me get this straight. Around 2,600 BC, a group of Jews came to the Pharaoh and politely begged him if they could simply be allowed to leave the country. But the Pharaoh was like 'no way, you Jews are far too hard working, honest and productive, Egypt couldn't survive without you, there's no way I can allow you to leave!' So the Jews had to come back with their God, who had to use a series of escalating plagues to convince the Egyptians to let the Jews leave, but even when the Egyptians were sitting in complete darkness covered in boils and sores while frogs devoured their crops, they were still like 'well this is unfortunate, but it's still preferable to not being able to live near Jews.' So the Jewish God had to kill all of the Egyptian's firstborn children, until they finally relented and admitted that the situation was slightly worse than allowing all the Jews to leave. But then as soon as they had left, the Pharaoh became so sad that he rushed after them with his army, but couldn't reach them in time and they all drowned attempting to recover their country's lost Jews.And if I don't believe this, then the Jewish God might send me to Hell?
>>538588927That whole story was a lie.It was just kikes getting thrown out of another country they tried to destroy.
>>538588927Yea none of that shit happened. And would you believe that's not the only time I've said that today
>>538588927the jealous god of stolen foreskins will raise you up only to throw you down and proclaim his own glory
>>538588927Look what they did 3 seconds after they were let free
>>538588927the jews were promised to the niggers as slaves for them by china for the nigger's slavery to the chinese for 3,000 years for building the pyramids in egypt, get the fuck over it kike at least you didn't have slavery for 3,000 years building the pyramids like niggers
>be china>set up a colony in africa>enslave the niggers for 3,000 years or until the time it took for niggers to complete the pyramids in egypt>promise the niggers they'll leave egypt and let them be the pharoahs and give them jews as slaveschina is smart, jews were stupid and sought out revenge on the niggers by making them slaves in america picking cotton by the time china had already left egypt
>>538590138citation?
>>538588927look into the hyksos
>>538590781his butt
>>538588927really knowing what you know about jews being here you believe the story? The real story is that jews were probably forceably kicked out everything is projection or fantasy with them
>>538588927the tribes of Jacob, Israel, were the pastoralists of Egypt. Egyptians saw themselves as above husbandry of sheep goats ox. Moshe's Pharoah accepted tactical defeat to Yahweh's magic but simply continued to blunder in his frustration. You wouldn't want your sheepherders marching a better army than yours next door, thus the heart-hardened gambit of trying to genocide them instead.
>>538589022FPBP/thread
>>538592849After seeing how settlers use sheep as a defense to destroy Palestinian land, I'm much more skeptical of Judaism/Old Testament and their connection to shepherds. It seems to be a defense to eat all the crops off someone's land that you are sabotaging. I wouldn't be surprised if the Israelites connection to herding sheep is more sinister.
>>538588927Exodus 7:13 And he hardened Pharaoh's heart, that he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said.Exodus 9:16 And in very deed for this cause have I raised thee up, for to shew in thee my power; and that my name may be declared throughout all the earth.God basically wanted to show all his miracles so he used a devil like pharaoh to do so. At first pharaoh resisted God then it didn’t even become his choice when God made him resist to destroy him. God does this to every reprobate
>2600 BCNo, most christians think the flood happened in 2500 BC. Therefore all this bronze age stuff happened way later, probably like 1000 BC
He did. Then they Came Back as the Sea People. Everywhere in the Ancient World Everyone was sending messages to their Kings about this invasion. All but The "Habiru" in Jericho. I don't have my good sources but Schizo power maxed. Which is still better then censored A.I.
>>538588927>So let me get this straight."The Passover narrative is one of the greatest stories ever told. More than any other biblical account, the escape of the enslaved Hebrews from Egypt is the foundational story of the Jewish faith and identity, one that all Jews are commanded to pass on from generation to generation.Also, it never happened.For decades now, most researchers have agreed that there is no evidence to suggest that the Exodus narrative reflects a specific historical event. Rather, it is an origin myth for the Jewish people that has been constructed, redacted, written and rewritten over centuries to include multiple layers of traditions, experiences and memories from a host of different sources and periods." - ["For You Were (Not) Slaves in Egypt: The Ancient Memories Behind the Exodus Myth" - Haaretz, 2019](https://archive.ph/MbVFD)
>>538589022Fpbp
>1 post by this IDThis anti-Christ shilling is getting to be lazier and lazier, the Lebanese must really be pushing Israel's shit in lol.It'll be interesting to see what happens now that Trump attacked Iran again, will Tel Aviv get another 30% of its buildings destroyed?
>>538588927You mean to tell me that Jews could do an honest day's labor and Egyptians wanted Jews around to do valuable physical labor?Press X to doubt.
>>538588927He did, the story of exodus is a jewish cope. The hebrews were never slaves. They were allowed in by the pharaoh after a famine. But after years of their usual bullshit he decided to exile them (what could be the first exiling). And so they came up with a story about how they were super oppressed, how the pharaoh was a huge asshole, and how yaweh BTFO’D all of the Egyptian gods.
>>538589022this
>>538588927>>538601243
real talk, Hebrews were likely never in Egypt.The claim that "our people actually came from the local Great Civilization and even got one over on them due to our powerful deity" was used by bronze age desert tribes including those who became the Hebrews and eventually the Jews as a bonding agent. Those tribes used Big Lies like this all the time to improve unity. Think, "the neighboring tribe practices incest / eats babies / descended from Cain" or "the leader of our tribe talks to God directly"
>>538595766>God hardens pharoh's heart>so pharoh does not release the jews like God demands>God then slaughters all the goyim firstborn in Egypt as punishment for pharoh not freeing the jewseither God just really wanted to kill children, or jews did it and transferred the blame to God
>>538588927the abrahamics are depicted as retarded immoral savages in all four of their own books lolmakes me wonder if the torah bible ect were actually written by rival cults as a memethe bit that killed the moses story for me as a kid was all of these slaves being allowed anywhere near a public works like a pyramid projectdynastic egyptian slavery wasn't a class it was a legal punishment, would they fuck be giving a decent paying and socially valuable job to an indentured criminal lolthat's the resting place of the kings, no the fuck they are not getting anywhere near it let alone touching it while being a slavehell at some points of time even being on that side of the river without priestly writ was grounds for immediate on the spot execution
>>538595203interesting
>>538592849>>538595203who has the meme of the jews stealing the guy's salt lick
>>538595884>most christians think the flood happened in 2500 BC.Pretty sure "most" Christians don't take a hard stance on when the flood happened or even if it was supposed to be a literal historical event.You're describing Ussher chronology which is a small, albeit vocal, minority at best.
He didn't want the national GDP to go down.
>>538592849The Israelites were never slaves in Egypt, or anything in Egypt until they set up shop in Alexandria in the Ptolemaic era. Exodus is fanfic composed during the Babylonian Exile to give them an illustrious origin and tell the Jews that Canaan was their land.
No, kikes were starving after pulling kike shit and getting kicked into the desert. They knew that Egypt had food and begged Egypt for it and shelter. Pharaoh made a huge mistake and took pity on them but they had to do the same busy work as all Egyptians. When the Nile floods you can't farm so to keep people busy they built Pharaohs tomb. Despite being fed and treated well jews hate physical labor and rioted and looted until they were driven out by the Egyptians. Kikes like to wrap their crap up in religion so bugs, frogs, floods etc.
