Hi 4chan! Kentucky US Senator Mitch McConnell here. I'll be posting for the next 20 minutes and happy to answer any of your questions.
Hey Mitch. How many Jewish cocks have you sucked today?
>>538591081How hot it is down there, Mitch?
Were you surprised when he wasn't there?
>>538591081How bruised are your knees, Mitch?
>>538591081>I'll be posting for the next 20 minutes
>>538591081Why are you such a shill for Big Pharma?
>>538591081Have you seen her cunt on the Internet?
>>538591081Hi, Mitch. How are you feeling today? I gear sideways pussy is the tightest, is there truth to this?
What's your status with your pal, Epstein?Are you going to reveal he didn't kill himself?
>>538591227>>538591165>>538591206>>538591388You pathetic 4channers never fail to make me laugh with your anti-semitic and big pharma conspiracies. Face it, most AIPAC funded senators will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.
>>538591081You should start saying than you use Elon Musk's neuroimplant's direct connection to internet.
>>5385911656 million
>>538591736>>538591736>6 millionDo you how long it would take me to suck 6 million Jewish cocks? That's absolutely preposterous.
>>538591486>most AIPAC funded senators will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever beAn interesting new twist on classic pasta.>not a leaf flagYou had one job.
>>538591081no way you are Mitch because I just got off the phone with Mitch. he told me he is still breathing and that he loves Israel
>>538591946What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?I'll have you know I graduated from the University of Louisville and finished at the top of my class at the University of Kentucky College of Law, and I've been involved in numerous secret negotiations in the United States Senate for over four decades. I have over 300 confirmed judicial appointments and political opponents I've sent packing. I am trained in parliamentary warfare and I'm the most effective legislative tactician in the entire GOP. You are nothing to me but just another constituent.I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this floor, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of donors, super PACs, and Senate allies across the country, your voting record, and IP are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime — in the cloakroom, on the Sunday shows, or in a closed-door leadership meeting — and I can bury you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with procedural motions. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed filibuster combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Senate rules, the House, and the federal judiciary I helped shape, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Commonwealth of Kentucky, you little shit.If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you from the well of the Senate and you will drown in it.You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>>538591081Can we "mate" with extraterrestrials? Would they want to? Sincerely, /x/.
>Can we "mate" with extraterrestrials? Would they want to?Sorry, that's all the time we have for the AMA today.
>>538592708Fuck you. You're keeping them to yourselves, aren't you? Ayyussy Disclosure when!?
>>538592339wow
>>538591081Hey, Mitch. Can you bring an 8 ball by my place around 7?
Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he said OP is a faggot.
>>538591081are you a turtle?
>>538592339kek
>>538591081Which species of turtle are you?
