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>Ask me why I feel GRRRREEEAAAT!!!
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Why do you feel great?
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>>538601296
>>538601386
I think he's done some blow

>t. Also recently done some blow
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>>538601296
the come down you’ll feel 2x as bad as you feel good rn
it’s only fun if you’re partying
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>>538601296
This but for real.
Would destroy the ssris industry tho
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>>538601296
may I interest you in a poorly thought out business venture at 4:30 AM?
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>>538601296
I agree. Nationalized coca farms to subsidize the price, too!
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cocaine isn't that great - real men use meth
also doing cocaine is morally wrong, because it supports cartels and the CIA (but I repeat myself)
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>>538601296
What a tragic waste of money and health.
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>>538601603
That's starting any business in Canada
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GUYS I AM FEEEEELING IT!!!!

>why is my throat dripping-ACK!!!
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>>538601669
that said, cocaine should be made legal
opium too
btw if you are in the states you can now buy unscheduled psychedelics with a credit card, it is a new golden age for it and probably won't last long
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>>538601296
I don't like cocaine but I do like the way it smells
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>>538601841
bruh crack is for blacks : |
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calling the plug now. fuck you man.
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>>538601957
Go on, anon.

>take a bump!
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I fucking hate coke heads. They always start talking like every word is going to change the world and can hardly wait for you to finish speaking so they can start up again like a stupid nigger

>>538601841
Retarded rig pig cliche faggot
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>>538602029
30 minutes.
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>>538602071
it helps me make great music.
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>>538602167
We are kings. Let us thank the CIA and millions of dead brown people for our glorious Miami Hotline Vice!
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>>538602209
Make excuses all you want, you’re still trash
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>>538602209
I doubt your music is great, but do what you need to do.
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>>538601296
I'm sure it's garbage now compared to 20 years ago, but enjoy your early-mid 20s. If you're older than that and coke-posting on 4chan it's time for some deep introspection.
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>>538602635
idiot
anyone can step on an 8ball and make it pure af
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Coke is a female drug. Imagine wanting to stay awake all night telling secrets.
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>>538602071
You sound upset. Let's do a quick snort bro.
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>>538603182
It's true. You just sit around talking constantly and being irritable, plus your dick doesn't work. Basically a glimpse into being a woman
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>>538601296
People on coke are annoying as fuck
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>>538603427
Some girls sleepover type of fun. Every guy who sniffs would probably spread their ass for more. Pretty sad if im just being honest.
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>>538603182
he's right you know
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>>538601669
>real men use meth
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>>538602209
>it helps me make great music.
even the most retarded dogshit sounds great on coke
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>>538603125
$100 of coke makes 4k of crack? Shit I've been missing out
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>>538601498
>>538601498
I think he's blown some dude
Yep
Just sniffed that coke off his cock
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>>538601296
that shits slowly killing you and sending you into the astral realm. thats why its so great. putting shit in your nose made with gasoline and battery acid
God bless if youre already rich and got bitches to fuck. Not me tho. Ive never been parinoid from it, some people do and I dont get it. shit is kinda scary though what we do to ourselves
>t. coke addict
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>>538603865
cool aussies like charlie
you must be brown
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>>538603893
how do you even get addicted if you’re not rich?
i always had to go to work on monday
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>>538603431
Not just annoying. They are slowly destroying their ability to experience joy.
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>>538601841
a classic
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>>538603974
i know plenty of wagies that stay up 2 nights and still manage work, Ive done it and its literal hell
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>>538603974
work for tips
sell it on the side eventually
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are autists immune to cocaine? i tried it once and didnt feel shit
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>>538604328
you got ripped off
i have not seen any data showing immunity to small demographics like nicotine
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>>538604238
after a few wild nights i don’t even want to look at alcohol or cocaine
***shrugs
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>>538604328
>are autists immune to cocaine?
no it turns you into a normal fag, like, talking about niggerball for hours normalfag.
do not recommend
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>>538604712
one time a coked up autist incel type tried to explain the entire plot to some jo jo anime was low key cock blocking me
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>>538601498
have you ordered any of that stuff they're advertising on Facebook?
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>>538602489
>>538602539
>>538603723
well i have over a quarter million plays on soundcloud with one of my projects (really not trying to brag), so i think people at least think it's good.
fuck it, i'm on that shit roght now so i'll post one of the recent songs i've been working on. i've been recording a math rock album where the songs are each "theme songs" for various characters from Adult Swim shows that i've enjoyed through the years. it's an even mix of anime and AS cartoon characters so far. this one is for Hesh, from the show Sealab 2021:

>Song: Hesh Wants Some Sex
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Hesh wants some sex!

COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE, SPARKS
YOU LITTLE SCREEN-WATCHING PUSSY FART

You're one year older
One year wiser
Rock 'n' roll star, king, czar, and a kaiser
A room full of friends
A mouth full of cake
Every present is for you, and it feels pretty great

HESH UP IN THIS BITCH
Hey, Hesh wants some sex!
Hesh wants some sex!
Hey, Hesh wants some sex!
Hesh wants some sex!

You're the man of the hour, the V.I.P.
You get the first slice of the P-I-E
So blow out your candles and make a wish
Put a smile on, 'cuz it's your birthday, bitch!

Golf sucks.
Hesh wants to go to the nineteenth hole.
Hesh wants jalapeno poppers-
Hesh wants poppers...

Shut up, Debbie.
Get down here...
Give Hesh some sex.

HESH UP IN THIS BITCH
Hey, Hesh wants some sex!
Hesh wants some sex!
Hey, Hesh wants some sex!
Hesh wants some sex!
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>>538601296
You say that now, but when you've got someone's jargon in your mouth, you'll regret it in the morning.
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Blow is like a tranquilizer if you have real ADHD. One nose and sleeping like a baby for 12 hours
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>>538601669
im not drinking bleach and I definitely am not smoking it, nigger
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>>538601779
what
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>>538601296
i unironically believe that all drugs should be legal but if you disturb public peace by being an annoying druggie you should be executed on the spot

if we did that in one year there wouldn't be any drug addicts on this planet
yeah bro go ahead and do all the coke and heroin and LSD and shrooms and all the shit you want but you better not disturb public peace or the police would go to your house and fucking kill you

god i wish i was in charge
I would solve so many problems so easily



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