hello, new gatekeeper of heaven here. peter put me in charge, got tired of dealing with the troons. I believe in getting things out of the way, tell me why you should get in now, because when you're dead im just going to check your files, i wont ask any questions
Take care of the catit likes wet tuna flavored food
>>538601911because if you don't let me I don't get to ask God the questions that make him kick me out and send me to hell
>>538601999noted, noted>>538602001is the red dress code for somethinganon, you dont need to get into heaven to ask god questions, you can find a phoneline in nicolas cage's house
According to the Bible no man except Jesus should be allowed into heaven. So bombs away I guess.
>>538602187yes, it's morsedo you have any idea how many phones Cage has
>>538602288>21:21:21this counts as t r i p s
dead cat bounce
>>538601911Heaven closed and went bankrupt in 1883, troon!
>>538601911wait, they told me I'm on the list
>>538601911who's winning, you or you?
>>538601911That's cool. I never had any intention of getting past the gates, so it's best we not waste the time with the chitchat
>>538602384keep your eyes peeled for a 12:46:46 later today
